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  1. Fat Controller
    Funny x 5

    200mph Wedding Day

    Neither did the husband!! :heehee:
    Neither did the husband!! :heehee:
    Neither did the husband!! :heehee:
    Neither did the husband!! :heehee:
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  2. Freddy

    Donald Chump

    What is more worrying, you've turned your back on Theresa May!!! You should never turn your back on any politician, as it only makes it easier for them to use their knives.....! :biggrin:
    What is more worrying, you've turned your back on Theresa May!!! You should never turn your back on any politician, as it only makes it easier for them to use their knives.....! :biggrin:
    What is more worrying, you've turned your back on Theresa May!!! You should never turn your back on any politician, as it only makes it easier for them to use their knives.....! :biggrin:
    What is more worrying, you've turned your back on Theresa May!!! You should never turn your back on any politician, as it only makes it easier for them to use their knives.....! :biggrin:
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  3. roders
    Locked

    Donald Trump.

    We are closing this thread for staff to assess, as it has seems it has run its course and is causing a lot of upsets and reports by and with the membership.. It has become repetitive now and...
    We are closing this thread for staff to assess, as it has seems it has run its course and is causing a lot of upsets and reports by and with the membership.. It has become repetitive now and unnecessarily unpleasant..!!
    We are closing this thread for staff to assess, as it has seems it has run its course and is causing a lot of upsets and reports by and with the membership.. It has become repetitive now and unnecessarily unpleasant..!!
    We are closing this thread for staff to assess, as it has seems it has run its course and is causing a lot of upsets and reports by and with the membership.. It has become repetitive now and...
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  4. Fat Controller
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  5. Jack Sparrow

    Bitcoin

    I'm going to go all Dalai Lama here :yikes: - financial systems exist to enslave the population - to the benefit of the elite. Instead of being provided directly with food and accommodation - wage...
    I'm going to go all Dalai Lama here :yikes: - financial systems exist to enslave the population - to the benefit of the elite. Instead of being provided directly with food and accommodation - wage slaves are given money in order to buy food and accommodation.Bit coin will never take off - it's not...
    I'm going to go all Dalai Lama here :yikes: - financial systems exist to enslave the population - to the benefit of the elite. Instead of being provided directly with food and accommodation - wage slaves are given money in order to buy food and...
    I'm going to go all Dalai Lama here :yikes: - financial systems exist to enslave the population - to the benefit of the elite. Instead of being provided directly with food and accommodation - wage...
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  6. HarryS

    Seven Dahlias and a ........

    Should have gone to specsavers.:biggrin:
    Should have gone to specsavers.:biggrin:
    Should have gone to specsavers.:biggrin:
    Should have gone to specsavers.:biggrin:
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  7. martin-f
    Like x 3

    World cup 2018

    You should do pantomime Harry, “behind you!” :snorky:
    You should do pantomime Harry, “behind you!” :snorky:
    You should do pantomime Harry, “behind you!” :snorky:
    You should do pantomime Harry, “behind you!” :snorky:
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  8. Doghouse Riley

    A Joke or Two, 2018

    @wiseowl this one's for you...
    @wiseowl this one's for you...
    @wiseowl this one's for you...
    @wiseowl this one's for you...
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  9. Jack Sparrow

    Crowd safety at sporting events

    I was just browsing through YouTube clips when I came across this.I find it unbelievable. Especially in these litigious times.G.
    I was just browsing through YouTube clips when I came across this.I find it unbelievable. Especially in these litigious times.G.
    I was just browsing through YouTube clips when I came across this.I find it unbelievable. Especially in these litigious times.G.
    I was just browsing through YouTube clips when I came across this.I find it unbelievable. Especially in these litigious times.G.
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  10. Jack Sparrow

    How stupid am I?

    Today I bought myself some plants. When I got home I discovered I had run out of compost. Doh. Luckily for me I got called out again. That gave me a chance to pick some up.:gaah:G.
    Today I bought myself some plants. When I got home I discovered I had run out of compost. Doh. Luckily for me I got called out again. That gave me a chance to pick some up.:gaah:G.
    Today I bought myself some plants. When I got home I discovered I had run out of compost. Doh. Luckily for me I got called out again. That gave me a chance to pick some up.:gaah:G.
    Today I bought myself some plants. When I got home I discovered I had run out of compost. Doh. Luckily for me I got called out again. That gave me a chance to pick some up.:gaah:G.
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  11. Victoria

    How do you plant yours ... ?

    ... and this is how I planted my dearly departed babies, Cal and Candi ...
    ... and this is how I planted my dearly departed babies, Cal and Candi ...
    ... and this is how I planted my dearly departed babies, Cal and Candi ...
    ... and this is how I planted my dearly departed babies, Cal and Candi ...
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  12. Doghouse Riley
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  13. roders
    Funny x 4

    Football fans.....Liverpool.

    Can't wait for the Champions League final! :fingers crossed: :lfcynwa:
    Can't wait for the Champions League final! :fingers crossed: :lfcynwa:
    Can't wait for the Champions League final! :fingers crossed: :lfcynwa:
    Can't wait for the Champions League final! :fingers crossed: :lfcynwa:
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  14. clanless
    Funny x 7

    A concerned bystander?

    I don't know about the guy on the right, but I'm thinking about which one of the Stormtroopers is my son's best friend. :biggrin:
    I don't know about the guy on the right, but I'm thinking about which one of the Stormtroopers is my son's best friend. :biggrin:
    I don't know about the guy on the right, but I'm thinking about which one of the Stormtroopers is my son's best friend. :biggrin:
    I don't know about the guy on the right, but I'm thinking about which one of the Stormtroopers is my son's best friend. :biggrin:
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  15. Doghouse Riley
    Funny x 3

    MR PUTIN TAKES A QUESTION.

    I think most people in the UK would rather slag off Trump than Putin. Not sure why, but then we do have an awful lot of snowflakes.
    I think most people in the UK would rather slag off Trump than Putin. Not sure why, but then we do have an awful lot of snowflakes.
    I think most people in the UK would rather slag off Trump than Putin. Not sure why, but then we do have an awful lot of snowflakes.
    I think most people in the UK would rather slag off Trump than Putin. Not sure why, but then we do have an awful lot of snowflakes.
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  16. BeeHappy
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  17. Phil A

    Quatermass and the pit

    That's about right @longk on the witch lark..never knowned so much nonsense in all my life :wallbanging:
    That's about right @longk on the witch lark..never knowned so much nonsense in all my life :wallbanging:
    That's about right @longk on the witch lark..never knowned so much nonsense in all my life :wallbanging:
    That's about right @longk on the witch lark..never knowned so much nonsense in all my life :wallbanging:
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  18. Phil A

    Website of the Day

    Here's one for dredging enthusiasts Dredging Today | The industry's ground-breaking news providerLots of fascinating stuff about dredging, all the latest dredging news and dredging highlights,...
    Here's one for dredging enthusiasts Dredging Today | The industry's ground-breaking news providerLots of fascinating stuff about dredging, all the latest dredging news and dredging highlights, including places currently being dredged to go and watch dredging such as West Bay and Lyme Regis...
    Here's one for dredging enthusiasts Dredging Today | The industry's ground-breaking news providerLots of fascinating stuff about dredging, all the latest dredging news and dredging highlights, including places currently being dredged to go and...
    Here's one for dredging enthusiasts Dredging Today | The industry's ground-breaking news providerLots of fascinating stuff about dredging, all the latest dredging news and dredging highlights,...
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  19. Doghouse Riley

    Anyone Remember Cooly?

    I guess it would only appeal to all those who like to watch Athletics.It was obviously an athlete under all that as he tackled the hurdles, high jump and pole vault.
    I guess it would only appeal to all those who like to watch Athletics.It was obviously an athlete under all that as he tackled the hurdles, high jump and pole vault.
    I guess it would only appeal to all those who like to watch Athletics.It was obviously an athlete under all that as he tackled the hurdles, high jump and pole vault.
    I guess it would only appeal to all those who like to watch Athletics.It was obviously an athlete under all that as he tackled the hurdles, high jump and pole vault.
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  20. Fat Controller

    Currently listening to.... (2018)

    The above comments have caused the closure of this thread due to it being made unfit for purpose, that being the friendly, commonsense exchanges of knowledge and advice along with the enjoyment of...
    The above comments have caused the closure of this thread due to it being made unfit for purpose, that being the friendly, commonsense exchanges of knowledge and advice along with the enjoyment of music. What the thread descended into was offensively condescending, patronising remarks designed...
    The above comments have caused the closure of this thread due to it being made unfit for purpose, that being the friendly, commonsense exchanges of knowledge and advice along with the enjoyment of music. What the thread descended into was...
    The above comments have caused the closure of this thread due to it being made unfit for purpose, that being the friendly, commonsense exchanges of knowledge and advice along with the enjoyment of...
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