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  1. music

    New hospital opening soon.

    The Staff have been informed "there will be no Crash Team":scratch: the team ,consisting of an Anesthetist, Cardiologist,and General medical staff, should consist of around 5 to 6 personnel. there will...
    The Staff have been informed "there will be no Crash Team":scratch: the team ,consisting of an Anesthetist, Cardiologist,and General medical staff, should consist of around 5 to 6 personnel. there will be no crash team till 2011 :(. The Nurses have been instructed to dial 999 for Paramedics in the case...
    The Staff have been informed "there will be no Crash Team":scratch: the team ,consisting of an Anesthetist, Cardiologist,and General medical staff, should consist of around 5 to 6 personnel. there will be no crash team till 2011 :(. The Nurses have been...
    The Staff have been informed "there will be no Crash Team":scratch: the team ,consisting of an Anesthetist, Cardiologist,and General medical staff, should consist of around 5 to 6 personnel. there will...
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  2. Doghouse Riley

    Meetings

    Don't forget the meeting that is needed to plan in what order you want to discuss the discussion about the discussion :scratch: :oops: :hehe: Then there is the meeting needed to decide whether you are having...
    Don't forget the meeting that is needed to plan in what order you want to discuss the discussion about the discussion :scratch: :oops: :hehe: Then there is the meeting needed to decide whether you are having too many meetings - go to top of page :rotfl:
    Don't forget the meeting that is needed to plan in what order you want to discuss the discussion about the discussion :scratch: :oops: :hehe: Then there is the meeting needed to decide whether you are having too many meetings - go to top of page :rotfl:
    Don't forget the meeting that is needed to plan in what order you want to discuss the discussion about the discussion :scratch: :oops: :hehe: Then there is the meeting needed to decide whether you are having...
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  3. Victoria

    Lunchtime viewing only ...

    Bottom cleavage is so not a good look. Take some of Pete's a*se grit with you next time, Victoria, and chuck in the general direction. It'll give him a whole new perspective on groovin'.
    Bottom cleavage is so not a good look. Take some of Pete's a*se grit with you next time, Victoria, and chuck in the general direction. It'll give him a whole new perspective on groovin'.
    Bottom cleavage is so not a good look. Take some of Pete's a*se grit with you next time, Victoria, and chuck in the general direction. It'll give him a whole new perspective on groovin'.
    Bottom cleavage is so not a good look. Take some of Pete's a*se grit with you next time, Victoria, and chuck in the general direction. It'll give him a whole new perspective on groovin'.
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  4. ClaraLou

    Swingeing cuts in higher education take hold ...

    Well, if it's anywhere near a major railway station. I'm sure there's lots of ladies with "creative arts" hanging about outside.:wink:
    Well, if it's anywhere near a major railway station. I'm sure there's lots of ladies with "creative arts" hanging about outside.:wink:
    Well, if it's anywhere near a major railway station. I'm sure there's lots of ladies with "creative arts" hanging about outside.:wink:
    Well, if it's anywhere near a major railway station. I'm sure there's lots of ladies with "creative arts" hanging about outside.:wink:
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  5. kindredspirit

    Unusual shingle wall with plants in it.

    hee hee hee thank you, made me giggle loopy
    hee hee hee thank you, made me giggle loopy
    hee hee hee thank you, made me giggle loopy
    hee hee hee thank you, made me giggle loopy
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  6. Doghouse Riley
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  7. JWK

    E-mail error ends up on road sign

    Oh yeah, it's Oct 2008 :doh: Strange because it was highlighted on the BBC website just today :old:
    Oh yeah, it's Oct 2008 :doh: Strange because it was highlighted on the BBC website just today :old:
    Oh yeah, it's Oct 2008 :doh: Strange because it was highlighted on the BBC website just today :old:
    Oh yeah, it's Oct 2008 :doh: Strange because it was highlighted on the BBC website just today :old:
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  8. ClaraLou

    Wot no Gardeners' Corner?

    Good news is...we are all back again
    Good news is...we are all back again
    Good news is...we are all back again
    Good news is...we are all back again
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  9. kindredspirit

    Wanna have a larf?

    YouTube- Drunk guy tries to wear his shorts ( Verry Funny , Prikolas )
    YouTube- Drunk guy tries to wear his shorts ( Verry Funny , Prikolas )
    YouTube- Drunk guy tries to wear his shorts ( Verry Funny , Prikolas )
    YouTube- Drunk guy tries to wear his shorts ( Verry Funny , Prikolas )
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  10. Doghouse Riley

    Magna Carta

    This has made me smile for about forty years YouTube- Tony Hancock and Magna Carta
    This has made me smile for about forty years YouTube- Tony Hancock and Magna Carta
    This has made me smile for about forty years YouTube- Tony Hancock and Magna Carta
    This has made me smile for about forty years YouTube- Tony Hancock and Magna Carta
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  11. Penny in Ontario

    Circumcised.........cute joke

    :lollol: cheers
    :lollol: cheers
    :lollol: cheers
    :lollol: cheers
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  12. kindredspirit

    Helpful Scotsman.

    I'm with Paul & Pete on this. I may find these jokes funny but it is no way means I think of these nationalities as inferior, lesser etc. Same as blonde jokes doesn't mean we all truly think...
    I'm with Paul & Pete on this. I may find these jokes funny but it is no way means I think of these nationalities as inferior, lesser etc. Same as blonde jokes doesn't mean we all truly think blondes are stupid. Hey what about jokes regarding people that are fat, are short or have red hair? ...
    I'm with Paul & Pete on this. I may find these jokes funny but it is no way means I think of these nationalities as inferior, lesser etc. Same as blonde jokes doesn't mean we all truly think blondes are stupid. Hey what about jokes regarding...
    I'm with Paul & Pete on this. I may find these jokes funny but it is no way means I think of these nationalities as inferior, lesser etc. Same as blonde jokes doesn't mean we all truly think...
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  13. Doghouse Riley

    Whatever will they think of next?

    What???? ha ha. Must have been conected through a telephone wire, yes? Wonder if 118 will do it for the new owner, lol. cheers
    What???? ha ha. Must have been conected through a telephone wire, yes? Wonder if 118 will do it for the new owner, lol. cheers
    What???? ha ha. Must have been conected through a telephone wire, yes? Wonder if 118 will do it for the new owner, lol. cheers
    What???? ha ha. Must have been conected through a telephone wire, yes? Wonder if 118 will do it for the new owner, lol. cheers
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  14. shiney

    Beware

    If you don't pay your exorcist you may get repossessed!!!!!!
    If you don't pay your exorcist you may get repossessed!!!!!!
    If you don't pay your exorcist you may get repossessed!!!!!!
    If you don't pay your exorcist you may get repossessed!!!!!!
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  15. Doghouse Riley

    Financial Alert! (for men only)

    I wonder how many times has that happened to people with long hair? Digressing.. But on the subject of people with long hair. Many years ago, in his youth, my future brother-in-law was at a...
    I wonder how many times has that happened to people with long hair? Digressing.. But on the subject of people with long hair. Many years ago, in his youth, my future brother-in-law was at a large comprehensive school in London. During a govenors' visit, one of them walked up to him and...
    I wonder how many times has that happened to people with long hair? Digressing.. But on the subject of people with long hair. Many years ago, in his youth, my future brother-in-law was at a large comprehensive school in London. During a...
    I wonder how many times has that happened to people with long hair? Digressing.. But on the subject of people with long hair. Many years ago, in his youth, my future brother-in-law was at a...
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  16. shiney

    Groan

    In some ways we're all Pavlov's dogs, Shiney. Think about it.
    In some ways we're all Pavlov's dogs, Shiney. Think about it.
    In some ways we're all Pavlov's dogs, Shiney. Think about it.
    In some ways we're all Pavlov's dogs, Shiney. Think about it.
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  17. Doghouse Riley

    More Nostalgia

    In my youth when I was sixteen I attended Frank & Peggy Spencer's dance school for about a year with a friend. It was a way to meet girls. I managed to master the waltz and the quickstep. Still...
    In my youth when I was sixteen I attended Frank & Peggy Spencer's dance school for about a year with a friend. It was a way to meet girls. I managed to master the waltz and the quickstep. Still can, if push comes to shove. Then when I became seventeen I bought a car and I had to "fight them...
    In my youth when I was sixteen I attended Frank & Peggy Spencer's dance school for about a year with a friend. It was a way to meet girls. I managed to master the waltz and the quickstep. Still can, if push comes to shove. Then when I became...
    In my youth when I was sixteen I attended Frank & Peggy Spencer's dance school for about a year with a friend. It was a way to meet girls. I managed to master the waltz and the quickstep. Still...
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  18. Brother Jacob

    Does anyone know how this magic trick is done?

    Now you see it now you dont ???? i can't see a thing either :scratch: could be i am not tuned in to the vibes :scratch: music :cool:
    Now you see it now you dont ???? i can't see a thing either :scratch: could be i am not tuned in to the vibes :scratch: music :cool:
    Now you see it now you dont ???? i can't see a thing either :scratch: could be i am not tuned in to the vibes :scratch: music :cool:
    Now you see it now you dont ???? i can't see a thing either :scratch: could be i am not tuned in to the vibes :scratch: music :cool:
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  19. Kandy

    'Yorshire Airlines'

    :lollol: the toilet was a bit worrying!!
    :lollol: the toilet was a bit worrying!!
    :lollol: the toilet was a bit worrying!!
    :lollol: the toilet was a bit worrying!!
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  20. music

    Standing room only ?

    :lollol:Don't give O'Leary any ideas music! cheers
    :lollol:Don't give O'Leary any ideas music! cheers
    :lollol:Don't give O'Leary any ideas music! cheers
    :lollol:Don't give O'Leary any ideas music! cheers
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    528

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