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  1. liliana
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  2. clueless1

    Embarrassing moments

    Thanks Clueless For The Memory Jog.:blue thumb:. When I was in the Navy on the Scandinavian run,there was a Scarlet Lady who would frequent the docks.(Long time since I used that description);). This Lady Had a...
    Thanks Clueless For The Memory Jog.:blue thumb:. When I was in the Navy on the Scandinavian run,there was a Scarlet Lady who would frequent the docks.(Long time since I used that description);). This Lady Had a Nickname,SHAKY MARY, I wont go into details. I was in a Cinema in Glasgow,about 2 years after...
    Thanks Clueless For The Memory Jog.:blue thumb:. When I was in the Navy on the Scandinavian run,there was a Scarlet Lady who would frequent the docks.(Long time since I used that description);). This Lady Had a Nickname,SHAKY MARY, I wont go into details. I...
    Thanks Clueless For The Memory Jog.:blue thumb:. When I was in the Navy on the Scandinavian run,there was a Scarlet Lady who would frequent the docks.(Long time since I used that description);). This Lady Had a...
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  3. chitting kaz

    amused or offended ??

    Maybe Clueless can arrange to 'send the boys round' ;)
    Maybe Clueless can arrange to 'send the boys round' ;)
    Maybe Clueless can arrange to 'send the boys round' ;)
    Maybe Clueless can arrange to 'send the boys round' ;)
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  4. Marley Farley
    Locked

    Yawn Yawn, Wakey Wakey...!!!! MK7...

    Evening to all the lovely people on here, It sounds like you have all been busy eating, shopping,entertaining etc :) We had son here for his tea last night, company today, little man for the night...
    Evening to all the lovely people on here, It sounds like you have all been busy eating, shopping,entertaining etc :) We had son here for his tea last night, company today, little man for the night tomorrow then it's back to normal - maybe.. Have a chilled evening everyone :wub2:
    Evening to all the lovely people on here, It sounds like you have all been busy eating, shopping,entertaining etc :) We had son here for his tea last night, company today, little man for the night tomorrow then it's back to normal - maybe.. Have a...
    Evening to all the lovely people on here, It sounds like you have all been busy eating, shopping,entertaining etc :) We had son here for his tea last night, company today, little man for the night...
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  5. Fat Controller
    Like x 5

    Duz Tha Speak Yorkshire?

    Duz tha speak Yorkshire ? A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet. Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat." Vet: "Is it a tom?" Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi...
    Duz tha speak Yorkshire ? A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet. Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat." Vet: "Is it a tom?" Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi us." .....................................................................................A...
    Duz tha speak Yorkshire ? A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet. Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat." Vet: "Is it a tom?" Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi...
    Duz tha speak Yorkshire ? A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet. Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat." Vet: "Is it a tom?" Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi...
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  6. kindredspirit

    Schizophrenic Dog

    Cute. The GSD in the bar with the seltzer water. My boys would do the same when I brought out the garden hose, they loved the water shooting out of the hose at them, same thing same intent expression.
    Cute. The GSD in the bar with the seltzer water. My boys would do the same when I brought out the garden hose, they loved the water shooting out of the hose at them, same thing same intent expression.
    Cute. The GSD in the bar with the seltzer water. My boys would do the same when I brought out the garden hose, they loved the water shooting out of the hose at them, same thing same intent expression.
    Cute. The GSD in the bar with the seltzer water. My boys would do the same when I brought out the garden hose, they loved the water shooting out of the hose at them, same thing same intent expression.
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  7. Sheal
    Like x 5

    Skyped!

    :roflol: My son got a new dressing gown ... they could be twins!!! :roflol: :roflol: ('cept my son reminded me more of that bloke from the Da Vinci Code :scratch: ) :dunno:
    :roflol: My son got a new dressing gown ... they could be twins!!! :roflol: :roflol: ('cept my son reminded me more of that bloke from the Da Vinci Code :scratch: ) :dunno:
    :roflol: My son got a new dressing gown ... they could be twins!!! :roflol: :roflol: ('cept my son reminded me more of that bloke from the Da Vinci Code :scratch: ) :dunno:
    :roflol: My son got a new dressing gown ... they could be twins!!! :roflol: :roflol: ('cept my son reminded me more of that bloke from the Da Vinci Code :scratch: ) :dunno:
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  8. shiney
    Like x 6

    If Your Prezzies Didn't Arrive......

    Bitter ole blighter, isn't he!:heehee: Now he knows how Jesus must feel :whistle: ;)
    Bitter ole blighter, isn't he!:heehee: Now he knows how Jesus must feel :whistle: ;)
    Bitter ole blighter, isn't he!:heehee: Now he knows how Jesus must feel :whistle: ;)
    Bitter ole blighter, isn't he!:heehee: Now he knows how Jesus must feel :whistle: ;)
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  9. liliana

    Silly pup !

    Yes, not funny.
    Yes, not funny.
    Yes, not funny.
    Yes, not funny.
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  10. clueless1

    10 common misconceptions about Britain

    Dim Cymru :scratch:
    Dim Cymru :scratch:
    Dim Cymru :scratch:
    Dim Cymru :scratch:
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  11. Val..
    Like x 7

    Three Wise Women

    Oh oh, sussed:redface:
    Oh oh, sussed:redface:
    Oh oh, sussed:redface:
    Oh oh, sussed:redface:
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  12. liliana
    Like x 3

    Special baby Echidna.

    Aw i want one:wub2:
    Aw i want one:wub2:
    Aw i want one:wub2:
    Aw i want one:wub2:
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  13. miraflores

    what a nice way to say it

    Sorry guys i often mix up gardening genersl and not gardeningbecause they are at the top of the list.
    Sorry guys i often mix up gardening genersl and not gardeningbecause they are at the top of the list.
    Sorry guys i often mix up gardening genersl and not gardeningbecause they are at the top of the list.
    Sorry guys i often mix up gardening genersl and not gardeningbecause they are at the top of the list.
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  14. clueless1
    Like x 5

    Spare a thought for Santa

    And who says Christmas has become too "commercialised" :whistle::heehee:
    And who says Christmas has become too "commercialised" :whistle::heehee:
    And who says Christmas has become too "commercialised" :whistle::heehee:
    And who says Christmas has become too "commercialised" :whistle::heehee:
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  15. music
    Like x 4

    Embarrassing Moments ?.

    At a family get together last week,we were talking about embarrassing/funny moments. I remembered one embarrassing incident. It was a few years ago,several of us men gathered in Edinburgh for a...
    At a family get together last week,we were talking about embarrassing/funny moments. I remembered one embarrassing incident. It was a few years ago,several of us men gathered in Edinburgh for a stag night. We visited several Pubs and Clubs,(names I will Not mention). We all had quite a few...
    At a family get together last week,we were talking about embarrassing/funny moments. I remembered one embarrassing incident. It was a few years ago,several of us men gathered in Edinburgh for a stag night. We visited several Pubs and Clubs,(names...
    At a family get together last week,we were talking about embarrassing/funny moments. I remembered one embarrassing incident. It was a few years ago,several of us men gathered in Edinburgh for a...
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  16. liliana
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    Frozen assets!!

    Seen that on the news paper , apparently is a toilet in the polish train :dbgrtmb:
    Seen that on the news paper , apparently is a toilet in the polish train :dbgrtmb:
    Seen that on the news paper , apparently is a toilet in the polish train :dbgrtmb:
    Seen that on the news paper , apparently is a toilet in the polish train :dbgrtmb:
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  17. liliana
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  18. Marley Farley
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    Merry Christmas Boys...!!!!

    Not the same as them ones at least eh?
    Not the same as them ones at least eh?
    Not the same as them ones at least eh?
    Not the same as them ones at least eh?
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  19. liliana

    yellow duck in my bath !

    My goodness! What size is your bath?
    My goodness! What size is your bath?
    My goodness! What size is your bath?
    My goodness! What size is your bath?
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  20. landimad
    Like x 5

    Care for Your Mother-in-law

    A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went on holiday to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, 'You can have her shipped home for £5,000,...
    A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went on holiday to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, 'You can have her shipped home for £5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for £150.' The man thought about it and told him he would...
    A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went on holiday to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, 'You can have her shipped home for £5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for...
    A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went on holiday to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, 'You can have her shipped home for £5,000,...
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