The Muppet Show

Hi Freddy, got a nice cuppa on the go and I'm listening. Aaaahhh, nice to be back, thank you, Jenny

Lizard nearly pussies dinner.

We think its a message that Armandii sent back, using an out of date code book. Don't think its words, they are all 5 letters. Not Dates or Map references either, they'd be 6.

Sorry, didn't know what else to do with the rising floods & the lack of alcohol in the house. Needless to say the house is stocked up now & the time continuom is back to normal. Had to pop back & make Jeremy Vine say that it was 1.21 instead of 12.21 just to cover my tracks.

Not playing with you lot anymore

lovely, thanks!

Bearing in the pump motor running dry of lubricant? Cheers, Tony.

Pardon?

That made me laff!

Or up his..............

What a cute little Tarsier, looks something like Furby. oh, I want one.

what does this plonker think he is doing?

Cheeky..No unfortunately it's not me. It's a little old lady in China, her daughter has been taking photo's about the life of mother and the cat. If you want to read the article, it's in the Daily Mail. There is a lovely picture of the old woman in a bath full of fruits !! and the cat sat by...

Sounds good to me ... as long as it were tinned salmon and on brown bread!

Rare chameleon.....aww..picture.

Hope her Majesty's got insurance ???!! Luckily it only a model that was used in a Guy Fawkes night bonfire.

Its out on the levels, i'd stopped to take a pic of something else & that grabbed me. If I was trying to be clever, i'd say the name derived from old engish for barley, but the whole area was sea until we invented steam pumps

Cute. Not around too many of either people.

it may sound funny and so on but really that is really sad , as life expectancy in russia is 68.8 years , in reality many men will not reach 59 years old due to heavy drinking .