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  1. JWK

    Woman made to wear Idiot sign for bad driving

    An ex-girlfriend who I had to tactfully dump. She didn't take it too well, in that she decided it simply hadn't happened. She'd phone me at 3AM or 4AM, she told other ladies that she saw me...
    An ex-girlfriend who I had to tactfully dump. She didn't take it too well, in that she decided it simply hadn't happened. She'd phone me at 3AM or 4AM, she told other ladies that she saw me interacting with that her and I were married, and on one occasion, turned up at my house at 4AM wouldn't...
    An ex-girlfriend who I had to tactfully dump. She didn't take it too well, in that she decided it simply hadn't happened. She'd phone me at 3AM or 4AM, she told other ladies that she saw me interacting with that her and I were married, and on one...
    An ex-girlfriend who I had to tactfully dump. She didn't take it too well, in that she decided it simply hadn't happened. She'd phone me at 3AM or 4AM, she told other ladies that she saw me...
    JWK, Nov 9, 2012 ... 2
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    clueless1
    Nov 10, 2012
  2. "M"
    Like x 6

    Quick! Run amok ... no admins on duty!!

    :stirpot:
    :stirpot:
    :stirpot:
    :stirpot:
    "M", Nov 10, 2012 ... 2
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    Webmaster
    Nov 10, 2012
  3. Marley Farley

    Brand New Leather Jacket....!!!!

    when you attend an interview in my opinion it is above all a question of presenting yourself to a perspective employer with a neat and, perhaps, a little boring appearance. As a first interview...
    when you attend an interview in my opinion it is above all a question of presenting yourself to a perspective employer with a neat and, perhaps, a little boring appearance. As a first interview there are already many stimuli to take in because you are faced with a new person. If the dress is too...
    when you attend an interview in my opinion it is above all a question of presenting yourself to a perspective employer with a neat and, perhaps, a little boring appearance. As a first interview there are already many stimuli to take in because...
    when you attend an interview in my opinion it is above all a question of presenting yourself to a perspective employer with a neat and, perhaps, a little boring appearance. As a first interview...
    Marley Farley, Nov 9, 2012 ... 2
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    miraflores
    Nov 9, 2012
  4. liliana

    moggies saved in china from cooking pot

    The farmers dont have to sell to the exporters. A farmer was on the TV the other day and stated that it was legal and until the law is changed there is nothing anyone can do to stop it. They...
    The farmers dont have to sell to the exporters. A farmer was on the TV the other day and stated that it was legal and until the law is changed there is nothing anyone can do to stop it. They cannot hide behind the EU. Farming is a buisness, and once they sell their animals they dont really...
    The farmers dont have to sell to the exporters. A farmer was on the TV the other day and stated that it was legal and until the law is changed there is nothing anyone can do to stop it. They cannot hide behind the EU. Farming is a buisness,...
    The farmers dont have to sell to the exporters. A farmer was on the TV the other day and stated that it was legal and until the law is changed there is nothing anyone can do to stop it. They...
    liliana, Nov 4, 2012
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    pete
    Nov 8, 2012
  5. kindredspirit

    How to end up as an incoherent piece of uncontrollably shaking jelly.

    If you didn't like to ride that, would you like to ride a motorbike this way?
    If you didn't like to ride that, would you like to ride a motorbike this way?
    If you didn't like to ride that, would you like to ride a motorbike this way?
    If you didn't like to ride that, would you like to ride a motorbike this way?
    kindredspirit, Nov 4, 2012 ... 2
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    kindredspirit
    Nov 7, 2012
  6. liliana

    Playful Polar Bears play.

    These lovely cubs play together whilst mum takes a rest. :yay:
    These lovely cubs play together whilst mum takes a rest. :yay:
    These lovely cubs play together whilst mum takes a rest. :yay:
    These lovely cubs play together whilst mum takes a rest. :yay:
    polar bears 1.jpg polar bears 2.jpg polar bears 3.jpg polar bears playing.jpg
    liliana, Nov 7, 2012
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    liliana
    Nov 7, 2012
  7. Jenny namaste
    Like x 3

    CLICK ON THE TURKEY

    You said " I think..." clueless so you do not know either. At least it provided work for 3 turkeys that might otherwise have been ( well you know :mute:), Jenny
    You said " I think..." clueless so you do not know either. At least it provided work for 3 turkeys that might otherwise have been ( well you know :mute:), Jenny
    You said " I think..." clueless so you do not know either. At least it provided work for 3 turkeys that might otherwise have been ( well you know :mute:), Jenny
    You said " I think..." clueless so you do not know either. At least it provided work for 3 turkeys that might otherwise have been ( well you know :mute:), Jenny
    Jenny namaste, Nov 6, 2012
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    Jenny namaste
    Nov 6, 2012
  8. liliana

    he ain't heavy

    Pic two, look like he's a boy racer, all that's needed is the go faster stripes
    Pic two, look like he's a boy racer, all that's needed is the go faster stripes
    Pic two, look like he's a boy racer, all that's needed is the go faster stripes
    Pic two, look like he's a boy racer, all that's needed is the go faster stripes
    liliana, Nov 6, 2012
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    Jiffy
    Nov 6, 2012
  9. kindredspirit
    Like x 7

    And the audience were on their feet throughout the entire performance!

    If they start dancing they'll make cream :snork:
    If they start dancing they'll make cream :snork:
    If they start dancing they'll make cream :snork:
    If they start dancing they'll make cream :snork:
    kindredspirit, Nov 5, 2012
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    Jiffy
    Nov 6, 2012
  10. kindredspirit

    I'm useless at this. You're probably better.

    First match - I got beaten 11 - 0 Second match I played with my eyes closed and won two points :heehee:. Jammy whatsit!!! :snork:
    First match - I got beaten 11 - 0 Second match I played with my eyes closed and won two points :heehee:. Jammy whatsit!!! :snork:
    First match - I got beaten 11 - 0 Second match I played with my eyes closed and won two points :heehee:. Jammy whatsit!!! :snork:
    First match - I got beaten 11 - 0 Second match I played with my eyes closed and won two points :heehee:. Jammy whatsit!!! :snork:
    kindredspirit, Nov 4, 2012
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    shiney
    Nov 5, 2012
  11. kindredspirit

    Enjoy.

    Cor, fantastic:dbgrtmb: I've built a few of them, but not that big. Flown a full sized one once, that was scary.
    Cor, fantastic:dbgrtmb: I've built a few of them, but not that big. Flown a full sized one once, that was scary.
    Cor, fantastic:dbgrtmb: I've built a few of them, but not that big. Flown a full sized one once, that was scary.
    Cor, fantastic:dbgrtmb: I've built a few of them, but not that big. Flown a full sized one once, that was scary.
    kindredspirit, Nov 4, 2012
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    Phil A
    Nov 4, 2012
  12. liliana
    Locked

    Poor moggies, saved

    I've locked off this thread as liliana has started a new thread on the same subject with a link.
    I've locked off this thread as liliana has started a new thread on the same subject with a link.
    I've locked off this thread as liliana has started a new thread on the same subject with a link.
    I've locked off this thread as liliana has started a new thread on the same subject with a link.
    liliana, Nov 2, 2012
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    ARMANDII
    Nov 4, 2012
  13. liliana

    Bob the Cat

    Former heroin addict saved by Bob the cat. Made into a book, now being made into a film. Bob is so sweet.
    Former heroin addict saved by Bob the cat. Made into a book, now being made into a film. Bob is so sweet.
    Former heroin addict saved by Bob the cat. Made into a book, now being made into a film. Bob is so sweet.
    Former heroin addict saved by Bob the cat. Made into a book, now being made into a film. Bob is so sweet.
    bob the cat.jpg
    liliana, Nov 4, 2012
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    liliana
    Nov 4, 2012
  14. liliana

    Mankini. Eewwww !!

    Yeah, it's that twit..:yikes:
    Yeah, it's that twit..:yikes:
    Yeah, it's that twit..:yikes:
    Yeah, it's that twit..:yikes:
    liliana, Nov 3, 2012 ... 2
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    liliana
    Nov 4, 2012
  15. clueless1

    Hector and the Dandelion

    Far out. I'm off to sit on a Huggle Tump now, I may be some time.....
    Far out. I'm off to sit on a Huggle Tump now, I may be some time.....
    Far out. I'm off to sit on a Huggle Tump now, I may be some time.....
    Far out. I'm off to sit on a Huggle Tump now, I may be some time.....
    clueless1, Nov 3, 2012
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    Phil A
    Nov 3, 2012
  16. mowgley

    News update!

    No kaz, no offence intended Made me chuckle too
    No kaz, no offence intended Made me chuckle too
    No kaz, no offence intended Made me chuckle too
    No kaz, no offence intended Made me chuckle too
    mowgley, Oct 30, 2012
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    mowgley
    Oct 31, 2012
  17. clueless1

    What's the most important cider greeting?

    cheers all. Wife says, please can you add phonetic spellings for some of the foreign ones, or at least a clue as to which language it is, so that we might get the pronunciation somewhere near...
    cheers all. Wife says, please can you add phonetic spellings for some of the foreign ones, or at least a clue as to which language it is, so that we might get the pronunciation somewhere near right?:) Many thanks. cheers, wassail:dbgrtmb:
    cheers all. Wife says, please can you add phonetic spellings for some of the foreign ones, or at least a clue as to which language it is, so that we might get the pronunciation somewhere near right?:) Many thanks. cheers, wassail:dbgrtmb:
    cheers all. Wife says, please can you add phonetic spellings for some of the foreign ones, or at least a clue as to which language it is, so that we might get the pronunciation somewhere near...
    clueless1, Oct 14, 2012
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    clueless1
    Oct 28, 2012
  18. Victoria
    Like x 4

    For those getting older ...

    Victoria I'm Getting There:old:. Got a fright yesterday in the bathroom when shaving. My Dad was staring back at me in the Mirror:yikes:.
    Victoria I'm Getting There:old:. Got a fright yesterday in the bathroom when shaving. My Dad was staring back at me in the Mirror:yikes:.
    Victoria I'm Getting There:old:. Got a fright yesterday in the bathroom when shaving. My Dad was staring back at me in the Mirror:yikes:.
    Victoria I'm Getting There:old:. Got a fright yesterday in the bathroom when shaving. My Dad was staring back at me in the Mirror:yikes:.
    Victoria, Oct 15, 2012
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    music
    Oct 22, 2012
  19. miraflores

    dragonfly sketch

    miraflores, Oct 20, 2012
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    miraflores
    Oct 20, 2012
  20. kindredspirit
    Like x 6

    50 Shades of Grey.

    Not like my shed, a bit tatty, :cry3: needs a wash and brush up,:eeew: and needs it's roof tarring. :help:
    Not like my shed, a bit tatty, :cry3: needs a wash and brush up,:eeew: and needs it's roof tarring. :help:
    Not like my shed, a bit tatty, :cry3: needs a wash and brush up,:eeew: and needs it's roof tarring. :help:
    Not like my shed, a bit tatty, :cry3: needs a wash and brush up,:eeew: and needs it's roof tarring. :help:
    kindredspirit, Oct 19, 2012
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    1,379
    liliana
    Oct 20, 2012
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