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  1. kindredspirit

    All this software is doing my head in! Help!

    Maybe too true to be funny Kindredspirit :DFor a balanced view - read, Men are from Mars - Women are from Venus - John Gray :flag:For the truth about it all see a video (I can't find it on...
    Maybe too true to be funny Kindredspirit :DFor a balanced view - read, Men are from Mars - Women are from Venus - John Gray :flag:For the truth about it all see a video (I can't find it on DVD) Elaine C Smith (Mary Doll) - Elaine.If you don't love it, your wife will. Guaranteed :rotfl:
    Maybe too true to be funny Kindredspirit :DFor a balanced view - read, Men are from Mars - Women are from Venus - John Gray :flag:For the truth about it all see a video (I can't find it on DVD) Elaine C Smith (Mary Doll) - Elaine.If you...
    Maybe too true to be funny Kindredspirit :DFor a balanced view - read, Men are from Mars - Women are from Venus - John Gray :flag:For the truth about it all see a video (I can't find it on...
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  2. Phil A

    The lone angler

    Neither did I. I'm still barred from Guildford Leisure Centre.
    Neither did I. I'm still barred from Guildford Leisure Centre.
    Neither did I. I'm still barred from Guildford Leisure Centre.
    Neither did I. I'm still barred from Guildford Leisure Centre.
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  3. Phil A

    Makes '2001 a space oddesy' seem like an epic

    Turn your sound up YouTube - Kobold Maki Eyes And then YouTube - Hypno Maki
    Turn your sound up YouTube - Kobold Maki Eyes And then YouTube - Hypno Maki
    Turn your sound up YouTube - Kobold Maki Eyes And then YouTube - Hypno Maki
    Turn your sound up YouTube - Kobold Maki Eyes And then YouTube - Hypno Maki
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  4. Doghouse Riley
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  5. kindredspirit

    Interesting online nursery.

    Brilliant send up Kindred.:gnthb:I loved the book list - Flowers of Bosnia- 1 page.:hehe:
    Brilliant send up Kindred.:gnthb:I loved the book list - Flowers of Bosnia- 1 page.:hehe:
    Brilliant send up Kindred.:gnthb:I loved the book list - Flowers of Bosnia- 1 page.:hehe:
    Brilliant send up Kindred.:gnthb:I loved the book list - Flowers of Bosnia- 1 page.:hehe:
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  6. Doghouse Riley

    Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

    haha! we quite often have this discussion in our house matt maintains missy and i wouldnt miss him if he went oops im sure we would who would carry the 15kg sacks of dog food in from the car! only...
    haha! we quite often have this discussion in our house matt maintains missy and i wouldnt miss him if he went oops im sure we would who would carry the 15kg sacks of dog food in from the car! only joking x but def agree a house isnt a home without a dog x
    haha! we quite often have this discussion in our house matt maintains missy and i wouldnt miss him if he went oops im sure we would who would carry the 15kg sacks of dog food in from the car! only joking x but def agree a house isnt a home...
    haha! we quite often have this discussion in our house matt maintains missy and i wouldnt miss him if he went oops im sure we would who would carry the 15kg sacks of dog food in from the car! only...
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  7. Phil A

    World War I as a pub fight

    He hit the nail on the head there, "Nothing but a family row"
    He hit the nail on the head there, "Nothing but a family row"
    He hit the nail on the head there, "Nothing but a family row"
    He hit the nail on the head there, "Nothing but a family row"
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  8. exlabman

    Poor old girl

    :lollol: Dave
    :lollol: Dave
    :lollol: Dave
    :lollol: Dave
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  9. JWK

    Call 999 if your snowman is nicked!

    Cracked up when I heard about this one.:lollol:Then they played the recording of the actual complaint, even funnier.:hehe:
    Cracked up when I heard about this one.:lollol:Then they played the recording of the actual complaint, even funnier.:hehe:
    Cracked up when I heard about this one.:lollol:Then they played the recording of the actual complaint, even funnier.:hehe:
    Cracked up when I heard about this one.:lollol:Then they played the recording of the actual complaint, even funnier.:hehe:
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  10. Phil A

    New girlfriend wont return calls

    :lollol:
    :lollol:
    :lollol:
    :lollol:
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  11. Marley Farley

    Warm Steamy Snowey Nostalgic Memories...!!!!

    Hi Lady:luv: Funny thing about jobs. I've done a variety of them. The one I remember with the fondest of memories is working in an iron foundry.:scratch: Hot, dangerous ( still got the burn scars), poor...
    Hi Lady:luv: Funny thing about jobs. I've done a variety of them. The one I remember with the fondest of memories is working in an iron foundry.:scratch: Hot, dangerous ( still got the burn scars), poor wages, unthoughtful management and I doubt my lungs will ever recover from the carbon dust we lived...
    Hi Lady:luv: Funny thing about jobs. I've done a variety of them. The one I remember with the fondest of memories is working in an iron foundry.:scratch: Hot, dangerous ( still got the burn scars), poor wages, unthoughtful management and I doubt my lungs...
    Hi Lady:luv: Funny thing about jobs. I've done a variety of them. The one I remember with the fondest of memories is working in an iron foundry.:scratch: Hot, dangerous ( still got the burn scars), poor...
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  12. ClaraLou

    X rated Today Programme - whatever next?

    Yep, certainly makes it all the more funny :)
    Yep, certainly makes it all the more funny :)
    Yep, certainly makes it all the more funny :)
    Yep, certainly makes it all the more funny :)
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  13. Webmaster

    Want a giggle ????

    Great fun Nathan! That's the only bit of telly I'm going to watch over Christmas :thmb: Can't beleive Ronnie C is 80!
    Great fun Nathan! That's the only bit of telly I'm going to watch over Christmas :thmb: Can't beleive Ronnie C is 80!
    Great fun Nathan! That's the only bit of telly I'm going to watch over Christmas :thmb: Can't beleive Ronnie C is 80!
    Great fun Nathan! That's the only bit of telly I'm going to watch over Christmas :thmb: Can't beleive Ronnie C is 80!
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  14. Phil A

    ******

    :D I came back from the deli once with a particularly mad looking onion bahji. "Tracy" in the office backed away in fear when I told her it was a battered frog.
    :D I came back from the deli once with a particularly mad looking onion bahji. "Tracy" in the office backed away in fear when I told her it was a battered frog.
    :D I came back from the deli once with a particularly mad looking onion bahji. "Tracy" in the office backed away in fear when I told her it was a battered frog.
    :D I came back from the deli once with a particularly mad looking onion bahji. "Tracy" in the office backed away in fear when I told her it was a battered frog.
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  15. kindredspirit

    Can you trap this cat?

    I got the little b***er , but the game reset before I could do print screen :doh:
    I got the little b***er , but the game reset before I could do print screen :doh:
    I got the little b***er , but the game reset before I could do print screen :doh:
    I got the little b***er , but the game reset before I could do print screen :doh:
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  16. Marley Farley

    Christmas Lights Videos...!!!

    These are some of my favourites this year......mTbpuQzMnxA&NR=1szLmAPW39uE&feature=relatedThis is my all time favourite though....!!!! rmgf60CI_ks&feature=related
    These are some of my favourites this year......mTbpuQzMnxA&NR=1szLmAPW39uE&feature=relatedThis is my all time favourite though....!!!! rmgf60CI_ks&feature=related
    These are some of my favourites this year......mTbpuQzMnxA&NR=1szLmAPW39uE&feature=relatedThis is my all time favourite though....!!!! rmgf60CI_ks&feature=related
    These are some of my favourites this year......mTbpuQzMnxA&NR=1szLmAPW39uE&feature=relatedThis is my all time favourite though....!!!! rmgf60CI_ks&feature=related
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  17. Steve R

    The Nativity in the digital age - ( or Christmas 2.0 )

    That is very well done, the effort they have put in to make it - great!
    That is very well done, the effort they have put in to make it - great!
    That is very well done, the effort they have put in to make it - great!
    That is very well done, the effort they have put in to make it - great!
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  18. music

    Unusual names ?

    Mrs has an uncle Stan. Stan Still.:hol:
    Mrs has an uncle Stan. Stan Still.:hol:
    Mrs has an uncle Stan. Stan Still.:hol:
    Mrs has an uncle Stan. Stan Still.:hol:
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  19. Phil A

    My hovercraft is full of eels

    Good idea Ziggy, funny they erased the place name after Dorset, adds the Dad's Army touch :hehe:
    Good idea Ziggy, funny they erased the place name after Dorset, adds the Dad's Army touch :hehe:
    Good idea Ziggy, funny they erased the place name after Dorset, adds the Dad's Army touch :hehe:
    Good idea Ziggy, funny they erased the place name after Dorset, adds the Dad's Army touch :hehe:
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  20. ClaraLou

    Travel hell for young mother

    :hehe::hehe:
    :hehe::hehe:
    :hehe::hehe:
    :hehe::hehe:
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