The Muppet Show

Hey Harry, Was an avid viewer of Animal Magic, loved it. How many young ones have missed out on that. YouTube - Johnny Morris (1916-1999) Was too young to realise it was bristol zoo, went there last year. Got told off for doing the Alan/Steve bit whilst seriously comprimised by...

Big thaw now in North Wales should be able to get around now :thmb:

The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty year old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a 'mail order' bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked...

Good One rob158 :yho:.

Alice ,you have me thinking .I did see a strange creature last week. it was a temperature of -8 and this creature Was walking ,along the road wearing a pair of knee length shorts,bare top,with a t/shirt on his head. he did have a dark coloured bottle in his hand which must have been his Elixir...

I got one from Rose this morning... loverly girl.......maybe.

What about the dog that Swallowed its owners Mobile Phone!!!. The Dog was ill and taken to the Vet for a check up. The Vet did an x/ray and discovered the phone in the Dogs stomach. it was removed and the dog is fine. On Questioning the owner she was asked if this had changed the dogs behaviour...

When my sister was in France as an exchange student , after a meal she was asked if she would like another helping. She replied "Merci , Je suis plein " ( literally , I am full ) , the hosts fell about laughing ! The phrase actually means " I am pregnant " :WINK1: "dans le club" , or if you have...

No, but shes that scary :DOH:

Awww! How sweet!Now I'm feeling broody!

Laughing with tears in my eyes

Hey... Nice one Music.. :D

That made me laugh. Very good.

I'd been vegetarian since 1984, but started fishing again 10 years ago. Wish it had occured to me earlier, I only stopped eating meat because I didn't want any more of my money going to the meat trade.I guess when I was little my mum didn't go any further than cod & crab paste. I certainly...

Hi Kindred ,Thanks For Sharing , BRILLIANT .

Excelent.

Oh I wouldn't bother, we can't beat the Japanese at anything, they'll rule the world one day.Val

Looks as though my warning level % is set to increase :DOH:Never did know when to stop! :D[hr] On second thought... after reading the 'Are you insured for sex' thread... I think im probably safe :WINK1:

I'm still trying to uninstall Wife 1.0It still keeps croping up and deleting Profit 2011, kids school clothing 2011/12 and lunchpack/windowslive.It still supports drinkingchildbenefit2.0 And smokingschooluniform1.0Not upgraded since "wentmadin20005/cantbebotheredanymore virus took hold"