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  1. shiney

    Newspaper ads

    I like it, Shiney.
    I like it, Shiney.
    I like it, Shiney.
    I like it, Shiney.
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  2. kindredspirit

    Have you a humdrum garden?

    :thumbsup: Now that really is a cheery place to be for an allotment Steve.. I bet he is a really nice guy.... Not keen on colour other than natural colours in my garden but that looks great Steve... Give...
    :thumbsup: Now that really is a cheery place to be for an allotment Steve.. I bet he is a really nice guy.... Not keen on colour other than natural colours in my garden but that looks great Steve... Give him GCs "Congrats on a smiley plot"...!!!! Just great..!!!! :D
    :thumbsup: Now that really is a cheery place to be for an allotment Steve.. I bet he is a really nice guy.... Not keen on colour other than natural colours in my garden but that looks great Steve... Give him GCs "Congrats on a smiley plot"...!!!! Just...
    :thumbsup: Now that really is a cheery place to be for an allotment Steve.. I bet he is a really nice guy.... Not keen on colour other than natural colours in my garden but that looks great Steve... Give...
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  3. Phil A

    Are You Insured for Sex ?

    I've opted for the no pay policy, which means whatever claim I put in, they won't pay.Hell of a discount.
    I've opted for the no pay policy, which means whatever claim I put in, they won't pay.Hell of a discount.
    I've opted for the no pay policy, which means whatever claim I put in, they won't pay.Hell of a discount.
    I've opted for the no pay policy, which means whatever claim I put in, they won't pay.Hell of a discount.
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  4. shiney

    Controlling Speeding Cars

    Brilliant, love it!!!! :thumbsup:Val
    Brilliant, love it!!!! :thumbsup:Val
    Brilliant, love it!!!! :thumbsup:Val
    Brilliant, love it!!!! :thumbsup:Val
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  5. shiney

    Smile for today - Doctors' Receptionists

    Good one, clueless :dbgrtmb: :heehee:
    Good one, clueless :dbgrtmb: :heehee:
    Good one, clueless :dbgrtmb: :heehee:
    Good one, clueless :dbgrtmb: :heehee:
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  6. shiney

    Billy on the Loo

    I like it, Shiney. I've worked with a few people who did the same thing at work. i.e. The Armourers when they could get a missile onto the wing pylon of a Lightning - they'd hit the missile with a...
    I like it, Shiney. I've worked with a few people who did the same thing at work. i.e. The Armourers when they could get a missile onto the wing pylon of a Lightning - they'd hit the missile with a big hammer. Hi-tech or what! But the first time you see it done makes you want to do what the...
    I like it, Shiney. I've worked with a few people who did the same thing at work. i.e. The Armourers when they could get a missile onto the wing pylon of a Lightning - they'd hit the missile with a big hammer. Hi-tech or what! But the first time...
    I like it, Shiney. I've worked with a few people who did the same thing at work. i.e. The Armourers when they could get a missile onto the wing pylon of a Lightning - they'd hit the missile with a...
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  7. music

    THE BLACK BRA !!

    This really made me laugh!!! :loll:Val
    This really made me laugh!!! :loll:Val
    This really made me laugh!!! :loll:Val
    This really made me laugh!!! :loll:Val
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  8. clueless1

    My wife never listens to me

    Aah, its him thats a bit deaf :DOH:
    Aah, its him thats a bit deaf :DOH:
    Aah, its him thats a bit deaf :DOH:
    Aah, its him thats a bit deaf :DOH:
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  9. shiney

    London Hotel Prices

    BRILLIANT!!!! :loll:
    BRILLIANT!!!! :loll:
    BRILLIANT!!!! :loll:
    BRILLIANT!!!! :loll:
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  10. shiney

    Oh To Be 12 Again!!!!

    :rofl: Superb..!! :D
    :rofl: Superb..!! :D
    :rofl: Superb..!! :D
    :rofl: Superb..!! :D
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  11. exlabman

    ooh er mrs...

    snork!loopy
    snork!loopy
    snork!loopy
    snork!loopy
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  12. Marley Farley

    2 New Aircraft Carriers....

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:I've got up off the floor now!!!! :heehee:Thanks Marley :dbgrtmb:
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:I've got up off the floor now!!!! :heehee:Thanks Marley :dbgrtmb:
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:I've got up off the floor now!!!! :heehee:Thanks Marley :dbgrtmb:
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:I've got up off the floor now!!!! :heehee:Thanks Marley :dbgrtmb:
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  13. Marley Farley

    Happy Happy Happy..?????????????????

    No problems Marley. I loved his card too :thumbsup: I hope the world gave him everything he deserved - super fellow.:dbgrtmb:
    No problems Marley. I loved his card too :thumbsup: I hope the world gave him everything he deserved - super fellow.:dbgrtmb:
    No problems Marley. I loved his card too :thumbsup: I hope the world gave him everything he deserved - super fellow.:dbgrtmb:
    No problems Marley. I loved his card too :thumbsup: I hope the world gave him everything he deserved - super fellow.:dbgrtmb:
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  14. shiney

    Letter to Bank Manager

    In 1969, while in the Air Force in Kenya, I got a letter from my Bank Manager informing me that I was over-drawn by 1 shilling and sixpence and that he wanted immediate repyament! As it wasn't...
    In 1969, while in the Air Force in Kenya, I got a letter from my Bank Manager informing me that I was over-drawn by 1 shilling and sixpence and that he wanted immediate repyament! As it wasn't worded very politely in the first place, and secondly had cost more in postage than I actually owed...
    In 1969, while in the Air Force in Kenya, I got a letter from my Bank Manager informing me that I was over-drawn by 1 shilling and sixpence and that he wanted immediate repyament! As it wasn't worded very politely in the first place, and secondly...
    In 1969, while in the Air Force in Kenya, I got a letter from my Bank Manager informing me that I was over-drawn by 1 shilling and sixpence and that he wanted immediate repyament! As it wasn't...
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  15. HarryS
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  16. Phil A

    Tale of Tapas

    Yep, there is always more to learn.Years ago, when the Mackerell were in & the piers were packed with people float fishing for them, I noticed an old man, who i'd seen around the bay quite...
    Yep, there is always more to learn.Years ago, when the Mackerell were in & the piers were packed with people float fishing for them, I noticed an old man, who i'd seen around the bay quite often, doing something different.He wasn't interested in the Mackerell & was just biding his time,...
    Yep, there is always more to learn.Years ago, when the Mackerell were in & the piers were packed with people float fishing for them, I noticed an old man, who i'd seen around the bay quite often, doing something different.He wasn't...
    Yep, there is always more to learn.Years ago, when the Mackerell were in & the piers were packed with people float fishing for them, I noticed an old man, who i'd seen around the bay quite...
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  17. shiney

    Did Phillip Fart?

    Yes He Did!!! He Blamed it on the Corgi's!!! And He Spent The Night In The Tower for telling, Porky Pies:WINK1::WINK1:.
    Yes He Did!!! He Blamed it on the Corgi's!!! And He Spent The Night In The Tower for telling, Porky Pies:WINK1::WINK1:.
    Yes He Did!!! He Blamed it on the Corgi's!!! And He Spent The Night In The Tower for telling, Porky Pies:WINK1::WINK1:.
    Yes He Did!!! He Blamed it on the Corgi's!!! And He Spent The Night In The Tower for telling, Porky Pies:WINK1::WINK1:.
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  18. shiney
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  19. clueless1

    Reconnect with the youth

    I'm too young too. I remember my parents and their friends talking about 'the gold old days' once when I was only little.Apparently in the 60's they were all swingers:P
    I'm too young too. I remember my parents and their friends talking about 'the gold old days' once when I was only little.Apparently in the 60's they were all swingers:P
    I'm too young too. I remember my parents and their friends talking about 'the gold old days' once when I was only little.Apparently in the 60's they were all swingers:P
    I'm too young too. I remember my parents and their friends talking about 'the gold old days' once when I was only little.Apparently in the 60's they were all swingers:P
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  20. kindredspirit
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