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  1. chitting kaz
    Like x 3

    peddle power

    I bet that's fun to ride:snork:
    I bet that's fun to ride:snork:
    I bet that's fun to ride:snork:
    I bet that's fun to ride:snork:
    chitting kaz, Aug 10, 2012
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    Jiffy
    Aug 10, 2012
  2. Marley Farley

    Sampling Food at Costco. L O L...!

    Too funny!!!
    Too funny!!!
    Too funny!!!
    Too funny!!!
    Marley Farley, Aug 8, 2012
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    catztail
    Aug 8, 2012
  3. clueless1

    People who never change

    I remember meeting, a couple of years ago, an old class mate from back in the fifties when I was in the years, 11yrs old to 16, and he said to me we all fancied you but you never ever showed any...
    I remember meeting, a couple of years ago, an old class mate from back in the fifties when I was in the years, 11yrs old to 16, and he said to me we all fancied you but you never ever showed any interest in us boys you were always friends with the lads years above us.........well that figures!! :oopss:
    I remember meeting, a couple of years ago, an old class mate from back in the fifties when I was in the years, 11yrs old to 16, and he said to me we all fancied you but you never ever showed any interest in us boys you were always friends with...
    I remember meeting, a couple of years ago, an old class mate from back in the fifties when I was in the years, 11yrs old to 16, and he said to me we all fancied you but you never ever showed any...
    clueless1, Aug 3, 2012
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    moyra
    Aug 8, 2012
  4. Phil A
    Like x 5

    Birth Control to Ginger Tom....

    :snork: Good one Zigs.
    :snork: Good one Zigs.
    :snork: Good one Zigs.
    :snork: Good one Zigs.
    Phil A, Aug 6, 2012
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    Chiaroscuro
    Aug 6, 2012
  5. Jack McHammocklashing
    Like x 13

    Olympics today

    The IOC has claimed that they will catch Olympic drug cheats.I'm not so sure - they're pretty quick.Rusty
    The IOC has claimed that they will catch Olympic drug cheats.I'm not so sure - they're pretty quick.Rusty
    The IOC has claimed that they will catch Olympic drug cheats.I'm not so sure - they're pretty quick.Rusty
    The IOC has claimed that they will catch Olympic drug cheats.I'm not so sure - they're pretty quick.Rusty
    Jack McHammocklashing, Aug 4, 2012
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    rustyroots
    Aug 4, 2012
  6. Phil A
    Like x 8

    Newspaper

    The only thing it was good for was tracing paper. :heehee:
    The only thing it was good for was tracing paper. :heehee:
    The only thing it was good for was tracing paper. :heehee:
    The only thing it was good for was tracing paper. :heehee:
    Phil A, Aug 2, 2012 ... 2
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    Sheal
    Aug 3, 2012
  7. dirt-digger

    just like winning the lotto

    Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it would be just like winning the lotto! I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off and to my horror, , we had six...
    Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it would be just like winning the lotto! I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off and to my horror, , we had six matching balls!
    Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it would be just like winning the lotto! I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off and to my horror, , we had six matching balls!
    Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it would be just like winning the lotto! I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off and to my horror, , we had six...
    dirt-digger, Aug 2, 2012
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    dirt-digger
    Aug 2, 2012
  8. dirt-digger

    lights in bedroom

    I've just fitted strobe lights in the bedroom. . . . . .It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.
    I've just fitted strobe lights in the bedroom. . . . . .It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.
    I've just fitted strobe lights in the bedroom. . . . . .It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.
    I've just fitted strobe lights in the bedroom. . . . . .It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.
    dirt-digger, Aug 2, 2012
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    dirt-digger
    Aug 2, 2012
  9. clueless1

    Adventure night out

    I've had a few crazy nights, most of which were when my brother came home on leave from the army. The one that really stands out as surreal started of as any normal night. We had a few beers in...
    I've had a few crazy nights, most of which were when my brother came home on leave from the army. The one that really stands out as surreal started of as any normal night. We had a few beers in the local then decided that we didn't fancy town but wanted a change. Someone told us about a place in...
    I've had a few crazy nights, most of which were when my brother came home on leave from the army. The one that really stands out as surreal started of as any normal night. We had a few beers in the local then decided that we didn't fancy town but...
    I've had a few crazy nights, most of which were when my brother came home on leave from the army. The one that really stands out as surreal started of as any normal night. We had a few beers in...
    clueless1, Jul 21, 2012 ... 2
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    rustyroots
    Jul 29, 2012
  10. Bilbo675
    Like x 8

    Target Acquired LOL

    I've not seen this one before. wouldn't it be brilliant if it were true??? :roflol:
    I've not seen this one before. wouldn't it be brilliant if it were true??? :roflol:
    I've not seen this one before. wouldn't it be brilliant if it were true??? :roflol:
    I've not seen this one before. wouldn't it be brilliant if it were true??? :roflol:
    Bilbo675, Jul 13, 2012
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    RandyRos
    Jul 25, 2012
  11. Marley Farley
    Like x 3

    Car Wash anyone.????

    Clarkson invited to open the pool, was he??
    Clarkson invited to open the pool, was he??
    Clarkson invited to open the pool, was he??
    Clarkson invited to open the pool, was he??
    Marley Farley, Jul 9, 2012
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    RandyRos
    Jul 25, 2012
  12. Val..
    Like x 5

    Such a good idea..............!!

    :rofllol:
    :rofllol:
    :rofllol:
    :rofllol:
    Val.., Jul 25, 2012
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    RandyRos
    Jul 25, 2012
  13. Marley Farley
    Like x 5

    Cranky Old Man....

    :SUNsmile: I found this very moving..
    :SUNsmile: I found this very moving..
    :SUNsmile: I found this very moving..
    :SUNsmile: I found this very moving..
    Marley Farley, Jul 21, 2012
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    Marley Farley
    Jul 21, 2012
  14. JWK

    You say Olympic I say Oylmpic, let’s call the whole thing off

    She's selling her torch on Gumtree!
    She's selling her torch on Gumtree!
    She's selling her torch on Gumtree!
    She's selling her torch on Gumtree!
    oylmpic torch.png
    JWK, Jul 19, 2012
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    Scrungee
    Jul 20, 2012
  15. watergarden

    Oh dear, what to do

    So long as it's not a stain on his character, and he's not on the carpet for it, JWK:snork:
    So long as it's not a stain on his character, and he's not on the carpet for it, JWK:snork:
    So long as it's not a stain on his character, and he's not on the carpet for it, JWK:snork:
    So long as it's not a stain on his character, and he's not on the carpet for it, JWK:snork:
    watergarden, Jul 15, 2012
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    ARMANDII
    Jul 15, 2012
  16. Marley Farley
    Like x 6

    Impossibilities in the World..

    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Can I put my tongue back in now ?
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Can I put my tongue back in now ?
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Can I put my tongue back in now ?
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Can I put my tongue back in now ?
    Marley Farley, Jul 14, 2012
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    HarryS
    Jul 15, 2012
  17. clueless1

    What if Ferrari wasn't Italian?

    pete, are you feeling OK? You apologised to tin pot foreign companies!!!!! :scratch: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    pete, are you feeling OK? You apologised to tin pot foreign companies!!!!! :scratch: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    pete, are you feeling OK? You apologised to tin pot foreign companies!!!!! :scratch: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    pete, are you feeling OK? You apologised to tin pot foreign companies!!!!! :scratch: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    clueless1, Jul 14, 2012
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    shiney
    Jul 15, 2012
  18. clueless1

    Hours of simple fun

    Lucky you! Just played your reply on the speech synthsiser. :roflol: Sounds like a cow with its head stuck in a bucket of water.
    Lucky you! Just played your reply on the speech synthsiser. :roflol: Sounds like a cow with its head stuck in a bucket of water.
    Lucky you! Just played your reply on the speech synthsiser. :roflol: Sounds like a cow with its head stuck in a bucket of water.
    Lucky you! Just played your reply on the speech synthsiser. :roflol: Sounds like a cow with its head stuck in a bucket of water.
    clueless1, Jul 14, 2012
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    Trunky
    Jul 14, 2012
  19. clueless1

    Turning a sphere inside out

    Really? I find it very useful, especially when I need to tie up my tomatoes:ideaIPB:
    Really? I find it very useful, especially when I need to tie up my tomatoes:ideaIPB:
    Really? I find it very useful, especially when I need to tie up my tomatoes:ideaIPB:
    Really? I find it very useful, especially when I need to tie up my tomatoes:ideaIPB:
    clueless1, Jul 13, 2012 ... 2
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    Freddy
    Jul 14, 2012
  20. Gretzky
    Like x 4

    Take a plane ride down your street

    I got it to work this morning ... that's really neat! :)
    I got it to work this morning ... that's really neat! :)
    I got it to work this morning ... that's really neat! :)
    I got it to work this morning ... that's really neat! :)
    Gretzky, Jul 6, 2012
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    Victoria
    Jul 14, 2012
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