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  1. Phil A

    Wife's coat

    If only life were that simple :pickflower:
    If only life were that simple :pickflower:
    If only life were that simple :pickflower:
    If only life were that simple :pickflower:
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  2. kindredspirit

    One unbelievably lucky guy!

    But that "Lucky Guy" was just one big bulge, Kindredspirit:D:heehee:
    But that "Lucky Guy" was just one big bulge, Kindredspirit:D:heehee:
    But that "Lucky Guy" was just one big bulge, Kindredspirit:D:heehee:
    But that "Lucky Guy" was just one big bulge, Kindredspirit:D:heehee:
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  3. shiney

    For Pigeon Haters Only

    Great one Shiney! :loll: I hope my brother doesn't see this he breeds and flies racing pigeons!
    Great one Shiney! :loll: I hope my brother doesn't see this he breeds and flies racing pigeons!
    Great one Shiney! :loll: I hope my brother doesn't see this he breeds and flies racing pigeons!
    Great one Shiney! :loll: I hope my brother doesn't see this he breeds and flies racing pigeons!
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  4. ClaraLou

    Ebayspeak

    Kristen, I can't do that. Mrs shiney says I froth at the mouth too much already!! :loll: :loll:
    Kristen, I can't do that. Mrs shiney says I froth at the mouth too much already!! :loll: :loll:
    Kristen, I can't do that. Mrs shiney says I froth at the mouth too much already!! :loll: :loll:
    Kristen, I can't do that. Mrs shiney says I froth at the mouth too much already!! :loll: :loll:
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  5. Phil A
    Like x 7

    Wife's Grave

    :heehee: always good to keep the neighbours talking ,crikey its a wonder my ears havent burnt of the day no holes in my back either from the burning stares and hussed whispers,the black widow strikes...
    :heehee: always good to keep the neighbours talking ,crikey its a wonder my ears havent burnt of the day no holes in my back either from the burning stares and hussed whispers,the black widow strikes again :yess: and then merrily :gardening: and goes to do some shopping only to find he who is a pain in the butt...
    :heehee: always good to keep the neighbours talking ,crikey its a wonder my ears havent burnt of the day no holes in my back either from the burning stares and hussed whispers,the black widow strikes again :yess: and then merrily :gardening: and goes to do some...
    :heehee: always good to keep the neighbours talking ,crikey its a wonder my ears havent burnt of the day no holes in my back either from the burning stares and hussed whispers,the black widow strikes...
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  6. raebhoop
    Like x 5

    Just fed the dogs...

    That is too funny!!
    That is too funny!!
    That is too funny!!
    That is too funny!!
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  7. Phil A

    Fail

    damn too late it says video no longer available
    damn too late it says video no longer available
    damn too late it says video no longer available
    damn too late it says video no longer available
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  8. shiney

    Teasing The Dog

    Good One Shiney:heehee:.
    Good One Shiney:heehee:.
    Good One Shiney:heehee:.
    Good One Shiney:heehee:.
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  9. Phil A
    Like x 3

    Poem

    mouse ...debt collector i dont see the resembleance (cant spell it either :heehee: )
    mouse ...debt collector i dont see the resembleance (cant spell it either :heehee: )
    mouse ...debt collector i dont see the resembleance (cant spell it either :heehee: )
    mouse ...debt collector i dont see the resembleance (cant spell it either :heehee: )
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  10. kindredspirit

    Wedding.

    Like It :D:D.
    Like It :D:D.
    Like It :D:D.
    Like It :D:D.
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  11. HarryS

    Prince Charles and the Hooker

    Did anybody else think of Phyllis Diller when they saw that wedding hat?
    Did anybody else think of Phyllis Diller when they saw that wedding hat?
    Did anybody else think of Phyllis Diller when they saw that wedding hat?
    Did anybody else think of Phyllis Diller when they saw that wedding hat?
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  12. Marley Farley

    The Mexican Maid....

    A newly wed couple were just getting ready for bed when the wife says "Darling, I have a confession to make, I used to be a Hooker" The husband is quite shocked by this but finds himself...
    A newly wed couple were just getting ready for bed when the wife says "Darling, I have a confession to make, I used to be a Hooker" The husband is quite shocked by this but finds himself strangely turned on by it so he asks if she could tell him some more about it. She replies, "My name was...
    A newly wed couple were just getting ready for bed when the wife says "Darling, I have a confession to make, I used to be a Hooker" The husband is quite shocked by this but finds himself strangely turned on by it so he asks if she could tell...
    A newly wed couple were just getting ready for bed when the wife says "Darling, I have a confession to make, I used to be a Hooker" The husband is quite shocked by this but finds himself...
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  13. shiney
    Like x 5

    Talent

    Hi Shiney. Brilliant :thumbsup:. Best I Have Seen For A Long Time :thumbsup:.
    Hi Shiney. Brilliant :thumbsup:. Best I Have Seen For A Long Time :thumbsup:.
    Hi Shiney. Brilliant :thumbsup:. Best I Have Seen For A Long Time :thumbsup:.
    Hi Shiney. Brilliant :thumbsup:. Best I Have Seen For A Long Time :thumbsup:.
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  14. shiney

    HRH Turns 90...

    By Prince Philip? :scratch: :love30: :heehee:. 1. "Ghastly." Prince Philip's opinion of Beijing, during a 1986 tour of China. 2. "Ghastly." Prince Philip's opinion of Stoke-on-Trent, as offered to the city's Labour...
    By Prince Philip? :scratch: :love30: :heehee:. 1. "Ghastly." Prince Philip's opinion of Beijing, during a 1986 tour of China. 2. "Ghastly." Prince Philip's opinion of Stoke-on-Trent, as offered to the city's Labour MP Joan Walley at Buckingham Palace in 1997. 3. "Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are...
    By Prince Philip? :scratch: :love30: :heehee:. 1. "Ghastly." Prince Philip's opinion of Beijing, during a 1986 tour of China. 2. "Ghastly." Prince Philip's opinion of Stoke-on-Trent, as offered to the city's Labour MP Joan Walley at Buckingham Palace in 1997. 3....
    By Prince Philip? :scratch: :love30: :heehee:. 1. "Ghastly." Prince Philip's opinion of Beijing, during a 1986 tour of China. 2. "Ghastly." Prince Philip's opinion of Stoke-on-Trent, as offered to the city's Labour...
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  15. shiney

    HRH - Part Two...

    I seem to remember that on some overseas trip or other he was shown the prized possession of a small village; a snooker table. As smiling locals did their thing with snooker cues, HRH's guide...
    I seem to remember that on some overseas trip or other he was shown the prized possession of a small village; a snooker table. As smiling locals did their thing with snooker cues, HRH's guide explained, in faltering English, that it was 'balls, you know'. 'Yes, and balls to you too', responded...
    I seem to remember that on some overseas trip or other he was shown the prized possession of a small village; a snooker table. As smiling locals did their thing with snooker cues, HRH's guide explained, in faltering English, that it was 'balls,...
    I seem to remember that on some overseas trip or other he was shown the prized possession of a small village; a snooker table. As smiling locals did their thing with snooker cues, HRH's guide...
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  16. shiney
    Like x 6

    Don't Read If You Are Easily Offended!

    I'll try it again just after Pims O'clock then:D
    I'll try it again just after Pims O'clock then:D
    I'll try it again just after Pims O'clock then:D
    I'll try it again just after Pims O'clock then:D
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  17. Phil A

    The Devil Made Me Do It

    Its ok, I told her not to watch it :mute: Don't you watch it either Armandii, not with "the problem" :heehee:
    Its ok, I told her not to watch it :mute: Don't you watch it either Armandii, not with "the problem" :heehee:
    Its ok, I told her not to watch it :mute: Don't you watch it either Armandii, not with "the problem" :heehee:
    Its ok, I told her not to watch it :mute: Don't you watch it either Armandii, not with "the problem" :heehee:
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  18. Phil A

    Things that amuse geeks

    Blimey Harry, I bet half of Gardeners Corner is out in the sweetcorn patch with their mobiles now:DOH:
    Blimey Harry, I bet half of Gardeners Corner is out in the sweetcorn patch with their mobiles now:DOH:
    Blimey Harry, I bet half of Gardeners Corner is out in the sweetcorn patch with their mobiles now:DOH:
    Blimey Harry, I bet half of Gardeners Corner is out in the sweetcorn patch with their mobiles now:DOH:
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  19. kindredspirit
    Like x 5

    404 error

    Hi Ziggy. No They Had Fur Coats, And They Were Not For Parting With Them, Or Their Elmer Fudd Hats :WINK1::WINK1:.
    Hi Ziggy. No They Had Fur Coats, And They Were Not For Parting With Them, Or Their Elmer Fudd Hats :WINK1::WINK1:.
    Hi Ziggy. No They Had Fur Coats, And They Were Not For Parting With Them, Or Their Elmer Fudd Hats :WINK1::WINK1:.
    Hi Ziggy. No They Had Fur Coats, And They Were Not For Parting With Them, Or Their Elmer Fudd Hats :WINK1::WINK1:.
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  20. redstar
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