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  1. shiney
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    Scientific Conversions?????

    I had a similar question in an RICS surveying examination question many years ago, but it was for the area of lead roofing on a domed roof structure (and lengths of lots of perimeter bits).If...
    I had a similar question in an RICS surveying examination question many years ago, but it was for the area of lead roofing on a domed roof structure (and lengths of lots of perimeter bits).If only I knew then what I now know.
    I had a similar question in an RICS surveying examination question many years ago, but it was for the area of lead roofing on a domed roof structure (and lengths of lots of perimeter bits).If only I knew then what I now know.
    I had a similar question in an RICS surveying examination question many years ago, but it was for the area of lead roofing on a domed roof structure (and lengths of lots of perimeter bits).If...
    shiney, Jun 14, 2011
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    Scrungee
    Jun 14, 2011
  2. shiney
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    Baby Elephants Playing in Paddling Pool

    I can almost feel them enjoying that Shiney. :)
    I can almost feel them enjoying that Shiney. :)
    I can almost feel them enjoying that Shiney. :)
    I can almost feel them enjoying that Shiney. :)
    shiney, Jun 20, 2011
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    Sheal
    Jun 20, 2011
  3. shiney
    Like x 4

    Working At The Zoo

    Brilliant, Shiney :D
    Brilliant, Shiney :D
    Brilliant, Shiney :D
    Brilliant, Shiney :D
    shiney, Jun 22, 2011
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    Louise D
    Jun 23, 2011
  4. Phil A

    Any Idiots On Line at the Moment ?

    I'm NOT dumb!But then you all knew that, didn't you?Anyway, what are you all doing here playing these games on such a beautiful day? Never seen so many new posts! Is it raining your way or...
    I'm NOT dumb!But then you all knew that, didn't you?Anyway, what are you all doing here playing these games on such a beautiful day? Never seen so many new posts! Is it raining your way or something?I spent 4 hours in the garden midday and ended up feeling extremely unwell. Came in and...
    I'm NOT dumb!But then you all knew that, didn't you?Anyway, what are you all doing here playing these games on such a beautiful day? Never seen so many new posts! Is it raining your way or something?I spent 4 hours in the garden midday...
    I'm NOT dumb!But then you all knew that, didn't you?Anyway, what are you all doing here playing these games on such a beautiful day? Never seen so many new posts! Is it raining your way or...
    Phil A, Jun 8, 2011 ... 2
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    Daisies
    Jun 26, 2011
  5. JWK

    York council builds fence through goalposts

    I bet the council planners just drew a line on the map for where the fence should go. And I bet also that their contractors have long since learned not to bother telling the councils how silly...
    I bet the council planners just drew a line on the map for where the fence should go. And I bet also that their contractors have long since learned not to bother telling the councils how silly some of their plans are, because that would mean many months of being passed from pillar to post by the...
    I bet the council planners just drew a line on the map for where the fence should go. And I bet also that their contractors have long since learned not to bother telling the councils how silly some of their plans are, because that would mean many...
    I bet the council planners just drew a line on the map for where the fence should go. And I bet also that their contractors have long since learned not to bother telling the councils how silly...
    JWK, Jun 22, 2011
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    clueless1
    Jun 26, 2011
  6. HarryS
    Like x 4

    The lecture...........

    An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has...
    An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."The officer then asks, "Really? And who is giving that lecture at this time of...
    An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."The officer then asks,...
    An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has...
    HarryS, Jul 9, 2011
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    HarryS
    Jul 9, 2011
  7. Phil A

    One for Louise

    Really good that! Thanx for sharing!
    Really good that! Thanx for sharing!
    Really good that! Thanx for sharing!
    Really good that! Thanx for sharing!
    Phil A, Jul 11, 2011
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    catztail
    Jul 13, 2011
  8. Clematis

    All you need to know !!

    Thought I would share these thoughts with you allAll you Need to Know about Government Bureaucracy:Pythagorean theorem: ...........................................24 wordsLord's...
    Thought I would share these thoughts with you allAll you Need to Know about Government Bureaucracy:Pythagorean theorem: ...........................................24 wordsLord's prayer: .................................................66 wordsArchimedes' Principle:...
    Thought I would share these thoughts with you allAll you Need to Know about Government Bureaucracy:Pythagorean theorem: ...........................................24 wordsLord's prayer:...
    Thought I would share these thoughts with you allAll you Need to Know about Government Bureaucracy:Pythagorean theorem: ...........................................24 wordsLord's...
    Clematis, Jul 13, 2011
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    Clematis
    Jul 13, 2011
  9. miraflores

    faulty towers

    ‪I know nothing! - Fawlty Towers - BBC‬‏ - YouTube
    ‪I know nothing! - Fawlty Towers - BBC‬‏ - YouTube
    ‪I know nothing! - Fawlty Towers - BBC‬‏ - YouTube
    ‪I know nothing! - Fawlty Towers - BBC‬‏ - YouTube
    miraflores, Jul 18, 2011
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    miraflores
    Jul 18, 2011
  10. Sheal
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    America

    It's called multitasking Shiney,something us woman are usually good at:D
    It's called multitasking Shiney,something us woman are usually good at:D
    It's called multitasking Shiney,something us woman are usually good at:D
    It's called multitasking Shiney,something us woman are usually good at:D
    Sheal, Jul 18, 2011
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    Kandy
    Jul 19, 2011
  11. Louise D
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    One For Ziggy

    Good one :dbgrtmb:
    Good one :dbgrtmb:
    Good one :dbgrtmb:
    Good one :dbgrtmb:
    Louise D, Jul 20, 2011
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    shiney
    Jul 20, 2011
  12. Louise D

    Fruit & Veg Stall !

    Just have a look at this ...... (i've actually seen something similar in Thailand) How close to a train track can you set up a vegetable market? [VIDEO]
    Just have a look at this ...... (i've actually seen something similar in Thailand) How close to a train track can you set up a vegetable market? [VIDEO]
    Just have a look at this ...... (i've actually seen something similar in Thailand) How close to a train track can you set up a vegetable market? [VIDEO]
    Just have a look at this ...... (i've actually seen something similar in Thailand) How close to a train track can you set up a vegetable market? [VIDEO]
    Louise D, Jul 21, 2011
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    Louise D
    Jul 21, 2011
  13. Victoria
    Like x 4

    Apples are real scary things ...

    Awwwwwwwww :wub2::wub2::wub2:
    Awwwwwwwww :wub2::wub2::wub2:
    Awwwwwwwww :wub2::wub2::wub2:
    Awwwwwwwww :wub2::wub2::wub2:
    Victoria, Jul 15, 2011
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    Louise D
    Jul 21, 2011
  14. Naylors Ark
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    joke for us gardeners

    Brilliant :yay: :love30: :love30::love30::love30:
    Brilliant :yay: :love30: :love30::love30::love30:
    Brilliant :yay: :love30: :love30::love30::love30:
    Brilliant :yay: :love30: :love30::love30::love30:
    Naylors Ark, Jul 21, 2011
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    shiney
    Jul 22, 2011
  15. JWK
    Like x 4

    Fly Yorkshire Airlines

    No argument - Sir Geoffrey would be proud. Gods Country - Ah, the memories!:cry3::cry3::cry3:
    No argument - Sir Geoffrey would be proud. Gods Country - Ah, the memories!:cry3::cry3::cry3:
    No argument - Sir Geoffrey would be proud. Gods Country - Ah, the memories!:cry3::cry3::cry3:
    No argument - Sir Geoffrey would be proud. Gods Country - Ah, the memories!:cry3::cry3::cry3:
    JWK, Jul 22, 2011
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    gcc3663
    Jul 22, 2011
  16. JWK
    Like x 4

    Stupid Signs

    You have missed the point. This sign is intended as a warning. Keep off the grass, or indeed any other intoxicating substance. Otherwise you may decide than a grass verge the size of postage...
    You have missed the point. This sign is intended as a warning. Keep off the grass, or indeed any other intoxicating substance. Otherwise you may decide than a grass verge the size of postage stamp is an excellent design feature.
    You have missed the point. This sign is intended as a warning. Keep off the grass, or indeed any other intoxicating substance. Otherwise you may decide than a grass verge the size of postage stamp is an excellent design feature.
    You have missed the point. This sign is intended as a warning. Keep off the grass, or indeed any other intoxicating substance. Otherwise you may decide than a grass verge the size of postage...
    JWK, Jul 22, 2011
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    ClaraLou
    Jul 23, 2011
  17. music

    Do dogs have a sense ???.

    So that's the reason you're the way you are! :ideaIPB: :loll:
    So that's the reason you're the way you are! :ideaIPB: :loll:
    So that's the reason you're the way you are! :ideaIPB: :loll:
    So that's the reason you're the way you are! :ideaIPB: :loll:
    music, Jul 22, 2011
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    shiney
    Jul 24, 2011
  18. JWK
    Like x 4

    Welcome to my Gay Den

    JWK, Jul 27, 2011
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    *dim*
    Jul 28, 2011
  19. HarryS
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    Stewardess Chat Up

    :loll:Only just spotted this Harry. Ryanair just happen to use Ronaldsway airport, here on the island. :)
    :loll:Only just spotted this Harry. Ryanair just happen to use Ronaldsway airport, here on the island. :)
    :loll:Only just spotted this Harry. Ryanair just happen to use Ronaldsway airport, here on the island. :)
    :loll:Only just spotted this Harry. Ryanair just happen to use Ronaldsway airport, here on the island. :)
    HarryS, Jul 29, 2011
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    Sheal
    Jul 31, 2011
  20. shiney
    Like x 5

    Some Observations

    :D Thanks Shiney......Start the day with a smile..Thats ten already.:dbgrtmb:
    :D Thanks Shiney......Start the day with a smile..Thats ten already.:dbgrtmb:
    :D Thanks Shiney......Start the day with a smile..Thats ten already.:dbgrtmb:
    :D Thanks Shiney......Start the day with a smile..Thats ten already.:dbgrtmb:
    shiney, Aug 5, 2011
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    roders
    Aug 5, 2011
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