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  1. Jack Sparrow

    Crowd safety at sporting events

    I was just browsing through YouTube clips when I came across this.I find it unbelievable. Especially in these litigious times.G.
    I was just browsing through YouTube clips when I came across this.I find it unbelievable. Especially in these litigious times.G.
    I was just browsing through YouTube clips when I came across this.I find it unbelievable. Especially in these litigious times.G.
    I was just browsing through YouTube clips when I came across this.I find it unbelievable. Especially in these litigious times.G.
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  2. Jack Sparrow

    How stupid am I?

    Today I bought myself some plants. When I got home I discovered I had run out of compost. Doh. Luckily for me I got called out again. That gave me a chance to pick some up.:gaah:G.
    Today I bought myself some plants. When I got home I discovered I had run out of compost. Doh. Luckily for me I got called out again. That gave me a chance to pick some up.:gaah:G.
    Today I bought myself some plants. When I got home I discovered I had run out of compost. Doh. Luckily for me I got called out again. That gave me a chance to pick some up.:gaah:G.
    Today I bought myself some plants. When I got home I discovered I had run out of compost. Doh. Luckily for me I got called out again. That gave me a chance to pick some up.:gaah:G.
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  3. Victoria

    How do you plant yours ... ?

    ... and this is how I planted my dearly departed babies, Cal and Candi ...
    ... and this is how I planted my dearly departed babies, Cal and Candi ...
    ... and this is how I planted my dearly departed babies, Cal and Candi ...
    ... and this is how I planted my dearly departed babies, Cal and Candi ...
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  4. Doghouse Riley
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  5. roders
    Funny x 4

    Football fans.....Liverpool.

    Can't wait for the Champions League final! :fingers crossed: :lfcynwa:
    Can't wait for the Champions League final! :fingers crossed: :lfcynwa:
    Can't wait for the Champions League final! :fingers crossed: :lfcynwa:
    Can't wait for the Champions League final! :fingers crossed: :lfcynwa:
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  6. clanless
    Funny x 7

    A concerned bystander?

    I don't know about the guy on the right, but I'm thinking about which one of the Stormtroopers is my son's best friend. :biggrin:
    I don't know about the guy on the right, but I'm thinking about which one of the Stormtroopers is my son's best friend. :biggrin:
    I don't know about the guy on the right, but I'm thinking about which one of the Stormtroopers is my son's best friend. :biggrin:
    I don't know about the guy on the right, but I'm thinking about which one of the Stormtroopers is my son's best friend. :biggrin:
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  7. Doghouse Riley
    Funny x 3

    MR PUTIN TAKES A QUESTION.

    I think most people in the UK would rather slag off Trump than Putin. Not sure why, but then we do have an awful lot of snowflakes.
    I think most people in the UK would rather slag off Trump than Putin. Not sure why, but then we do have an awful lot of snowflakes.
    I think most people in the UK would rather slag off Trump than Putin. Not sure why, but then we do have an awful lot of snowflakes.
    I think most people in the UK would rather slag off Trump than Putin. Not sure why, but then we do have an awful lot of snowflakes.
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  8. BeeHappy
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  9. Phil A

    Quatermass and the pit

    That's about right @longk on the witch lark..never knowned so much nonsense in all my life :wallbanging:
    That's about right @longk on the witch lark..never knowned so much nonsense in all my life :wallbanging:
    That's about right @longk on the witch lark..never knowned so much nonsense in all my life :wallbanging:
    That's about right @longk on the witch lark..never knowned so much nonsense in all my life :wallbanging:
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  10. Doghouse Riley

    Anyone Remember Cooly?

    I guess it would only appeal to all those who like to watch Athletics.It was obviously an athlete under all that as he tackled the hurdles, high jump and pole vault.
    I guess it would only appeal to all those who like to watch Athletics.It was obviously an athlete under all that as he tackled the hurdles, high jump and pole vault.
    I guess it would only appeal to all those who like to watch Athletics.It was obviously an athlete under all that as he tackled the hurdles, high jump and pole vault.
    I guess it would only appeal to all those who like to watch Athletics.It was obviously an athlete under all that as he tackled the hurdles, high jump and pole vault.
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  11. Fat Controller

    Currently listening to.... (2018)

    The above comments have caused the closure of this thread due to it being made unfit for purpose, that being the friendly, commonsense exchanges of knowledge and advice along with the enjoyment of...
    The above comments have caused the closure of this thread due to it being made unfit for purpose, that being the friendly, commonsense exchanges of knowledge and advice along with the enjoyment of music. What the thread descended into was offensively condescending, patronising remarks designed...
    The above comments have caused the closure of this thread due to it being made unfit for purpose, that being the friendly, commonsense exchanges of knowledge and advice along with the enjoyment of music. What the thread descended into was...
    The above comments have caused the closure of this thread due to it being made unfit for purpose, that being the friendly, commonsense exchanges of knowledge and advice along with the enjoyment of...
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  12. Jack Sparrow

    TV connection

    @martin-f the problem is fixed now. Somebody’s fixed it for her. Thanks for your help. Sorry to have bothered you.G.
    @martin-f the problem is fixed now. Somebody’s fixed it for her. Thanks for your help. Sorry to have bothered you.G.
    @martin-f the problem is fixed now. Somebody’s fixed it for her. Thanks for your help. Sorry to have bothered you.G.
    @martin-f the problem is fixed now. Somebody’s fixed it for her. Thanks for your help. Sorry to have bothered you.G.
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  13. BeeHappy

    Happy Birthday Jungle Jane

    Happy birthday :birthday::spring:
    Happy birthday :birthday::spring:
    Happy birthday :birthday::spring:
    Happy birthday :birthday::spring:
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  14. Phil A
    Locked
    Friendly x 3

    Yawn yawn, wakey wakey winter 2018

    New thread here :pcthwack:
    New thread here :pcthwack:
    New thread here :pcthwack:
    New thread here :pcthwack:
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  15. Doghouse Riley
    Funny x 3

    WD 40

    Back in the 70s I remember my main problem, with a few cars, was not starting them, but turning them off. I had one Escort and you could almost get out and lock the door and it would still be...
    Back in the 70s I remember my main problem, with a few cars, was not starting them, but turning them off. I had one Escort and you could almost get out and lock the door and it would still be trying to run.
    Back in the 70s I remember my main problem, with a few cars, was not starting them, but turning them off. I had one Escort and you could almost get out and lock the door and it would still be trying to run.
    Back in the 70s I remember my main problem, with a few cars, was not starting them, but turning them off. I had one Escort and you could almost get out and lock the door and it would still be...
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  16. JWK
    Funny x 10

    Things not to do in the snow

    :goodpost: cheers @JWK :thumbsup:
    :goodpost: cheers @JWK :thumbsup:
    :goodpost: cheers @JWK :thumbsup:
    :goodpost: cheers @JWK :thumbsup:
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  17. BeeHappy
    Like x 3

    "Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus." HAPPY ST DAVIDS DAY EVERYONE

    For all our Welsh members
    For all our Welsh members
    For all our Welsh members
    For all our Welsh members
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  18. Phil A
    Funny x 9

    Shock Headline

    Yep I can see it from my window,no one needs it to day
    Yep I can see it from my window,no one needs it to day
    Yep I can see it from my window,no one needs it to day
    Yep I can see it from my window,no one needs it to day
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  19. Phil A
    Funny x 3

    Vegan Pescatarian ?

    There's still people who think Marmite and Bovril are the same.Or those serving lunches who think you're being unreasonable because you object to having your veggie meal served with the same...
    There's still people who think Marmite and Bovril are the same.Or those serving lunches who think you're being unreasonable because you object to having your veggie meal served with the same implements they're using to serve the meaty ones.Or the meat eaters at the front of the queue...
    There's still people who think Marmite and Bovril are the same.Or those serving lunches who think you're being unreasonable because you object to having your veggie meal served with the same implements they're using to serve the meaty...
    There's still people who think Marmite and Bovril are the same.Or those serving lunches who think you're being unreasonable because you object to having your veggie meal served with the same...
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  20. Doghouse Riley
    Like x 3

    I Really Can't Think What Has Happened to Me!

    That's the problem these days.People can over-react.I suggested elsewhere, that a well known pop singer was a bit of an attention seeker.Now that could apply to many, it's the nature of the...
    That's the problem these days.People can over-react.I suggested elsewhere, that a well known pop singer was a bit of an attention seeker.Now that could apply to many, it's the nature of the business, they all like some publicity.Now because that individual happened to be gay, I was...
    That's the problem these days.People can over-react.I suggested elsewhere, that a well known pop singer was a bit of an attention seeker.Now that could apply to many, it's the nature of the business, they all like some publicity.Now...
    That's the problem these days.People can over-react.I suggested elsewhere, that a well known pop singer was a bit of an attention seeker.Now that could apply to many, it's the nature of the...
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