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  1. BeeHappy

    Happy Birthday Jungle Jane

    Happy birthday :birthday::spring:
    Happy birthday :birthday::spring:
    Happy birthday :birthday::spring:
    Happy birthday :birthday::spring:
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  2. Phil A
    Locked
    Friendly x 3

    Yawn yawn, wakey wakey winter 2018

    New thread here :pcthwack:
    New thread here :pcthwack:
    New thread here :pcthwack:
    New thread here :pcthwack:
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  3. Doghouse Riley
    Funny x 3

    WD 40

    Back in the 70s I remember my main problem, with a few cars, was not starting them, but turning them off. I had one Escort and you could almost get out and lock the door and it would still be...
    Back in the 70s I remember my main problem, with a few cars, was not starting them, but turning them off. I had one Escort and you could almost get out and lock the door and it would still be trying to run.
    Back in the 70s I remember my main problem, with a few cars, was not starting them, but turning them off. I had one Escort and you could almost get out and lock the door and it would still be trying to run.
    Back in the 70s I remember my main problem, with a few cars, was not starting them, but turning them off. I had one Escort and you could almost get out and lock the door and it would still be...
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  4. JWK
    Funny x 10

    Things not to do in the snow

    :goodpost: cheers @JWK :thumbsup:
    :goodpost: cheers @JWK :thumbsup:
    :goodpost: cheers @JWK :thumbsup:
    :goodpost: cheers @JWK :thumbsup:
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  5. BeeHappy
    Like x 3

    "Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus." HAPPY ST DAVIDS DAY EVERYONE

    For all our Welsh members
    For all our Welsh members
    For all our Welsh members
    For all our Welsh members
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  6. Phil A
    Funny x 9

    Shock Headline

    Yep I can see it from my window,no one needs it to day
    Yep I can see it from my window,no one needs it to day
    Yep I can see it from my window,no one needs it to day
    Yep I can see it from my window,no one needs it to day
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  7. Phil A
    Funny x 3

    Vegan Pescatarian ?

    There's still people who think Marmite and Bovril are the same.Or those serving lunches who think you're being unreasonable because you object to having your veggie meal served with the same...
    There's still people who think Marmite and Bovril are the same.Or those serving lunches who think you're being unreasonable because you object to having your veggie meal served with the same implements they're using to serve the meaty ones.Or the meat eaters at the front of the queue...
    There's still people who think Marmite and Bovril are the same.Or those serving lunches who think you're being unreasonable because you object to having your veggie meal served with the same implements they're using to serve the meaty...
    There's still people who think Marmite and Bovril are the same.Or those serving lunches who think you're being unreasonable because you object to having your veggie meal served with the same...
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    3
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  8. Doghouse Riley
    Like x 3

    I Really Can't Think What Has Happened to Me!

    That's the problem these days.People can over-react.I suggested elsewhere, that a well known pop singer was a bit of an attention seeker.Now that could apply to many, it's the nature of the...
    That's the problem these days.People can over-react.I suggested elsewhere, that a well known pop singer was a bit of an attention seeker.Now that could apply to many, it's the nature of the business, they all like some publicity.Now because that individual happened to be gay, I was...
    That's the problem these days.People can over-react.I suggested elsewhere, that a well known pop singer was a bit of an attention seeker.Now that could apply to many, it's the nature of the business, they all like some publicity.Now...
    That's the problem these days.People can over-react.I suggested elsewhere, that a well known pop singer was a bit of an attention seeker.Now that could apply to many, it's the nature of the...
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  9. Jack Sparrow

    Quark cheese

    Popular in Germany and used in cheese cakes. Seen it recently in Aldi.
    Popular in Germany and used in cheese cakes. Seen it recently in Aldi.
    Popular in Germany and used in cheese cakes. Seen it recently in Aldi.
    Popular in Germany and used in cheese cakes. Seen it recently in Aldi.
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  10. HarryS

    Worlds Worst Burglars !

    "The police are yet to identify the suspects" Well, that'll be the one with a lump and a headache :heehee:
    "The police are yet to identify the suspects" Well, that'll be the one with a lump and a headache :heehee:
    "The police are yet to identify the suspects" Well, that'll be the one with a lump and a headache :heehee:
    "The police are yet to identify the suspects" Well, that'll be the one with a lump and a headache :heehee:
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  11. Victoria
    Funny x 5

    Who Do They Call?

    That was the sergeant driving:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    That was the sergeant driving:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    That was the sergeant driving:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    That was the sergeant driving:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  12. Doghouse Riley
    Funny x 6

    TOPLESS WAITRESS!

    Very nice, mine's only half the woman she is.
    Very nice, mine's only half the woman she is.
    Very nice, mine's only half the woman she is.
    Very nice, mine's only half the woman she is.
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  13. Scrungee

    Odd goings on in the West Country

    The Dorset knob tossers will be upset about this and looking for some sort of alternative activityDorset knob-throwing festival cancelled for 2018
    The Dorset knob tossers will be upset about this and looking for some sort of alternative activityDorset knob-throwing festival cancelled for 2018
    The Dorset knob tossers will be upset about this and looking for some sort of alternative activityDorset knob-throwing festival cancelled for 2018
    The Dorset knob tossers will be upset about this and looking for some sort of alternative activityDorset knob-throwing festival cancelled for 2018
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  14. Scrungee

    Online adverts

    Scrungee. :).I understand this problem, the last 3 pairs of Tight Underpants I purchased really did extend my 'Warranty'. It was so extended it was like a Mouse coming out, hunting for something...
    Scrungee. :).I understand this problem, the last 3 pairs of Tight Underpants I purchased really did extend my 'Warranty'. It was so extended it was like a Mouse coming out, hunting for something to Eat.;);).
    Scrungee. :).I understand this problem, the last 3 pairs of Tight Underpants I purchased really did extend my 'Warranty'. It was so extended it was like a Mouse coming out, hunting for something to Eat.;);).
    Scrungee. :).I understand this problem, the last 3 pairs of Tight Underpants I purchased really did extend my 'Warranty'. It was so extended it was like a Mouse coming out, hunting for something...
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  15. music
    Funny x 3

    Camels.

    They also have camel wrestling :yikes:.Camel wrestling - Wikipedia
    They also have camel wrestling :yikes:.Camel wrestling - Wikipedia
    They also have camel wrestling :yikes:.Camel wrestling - Wikipedia
    They also have camel wrestling :yikes:.Camel wrestling - Wikipedia
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  16. thriftybri

    carrott male or female

    got this in Tesco before christmas:yahoo:
    got this in Tesco before christmas:yahoo:
    got this in Tesco before christmas:yahoo:
    got this in Tesco before christmas:yahoo:
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  17. kindredspirit

    Are you good at captions? - 2017

    im sure the seed packet said car nation?
    im sure the seed packet said car nation?
    im sure the seed packet said car nation?
    im sure the seed packet said car nation?
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  18. Jack Sparrow

    Wine and cheese

    Hi @Jack Sparrow We had some of those once also and they're not to bad mate...it's all down to the brand at the time, can't remember what make we had :dbgrtmb:
    Hi @Jack Sparrow We had some of those once also and they're not to bad mate...it's all down to the brand at the time, can't remember what make we had :dbgrtmb:
    Hi @Jack Sparrow We had some of those once also and they're not to bad mate...it's all down to the brand at the time, can't remember what make we had :dbgrtmb:
    Hi @Jack Sparrow We had some of those once also and they're not to bad mate...it's all down to the brand at the time, can't remember what make we had :dbgrtmb:
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    527
  19. Phil A
    Locked

    Currently listening to 2017

    New thread - HERE
    New thread - HERE
    New thread - HERE
    New thread - HERE
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  20. Gail_68

    New year resolutions - For 2018

    @ARMANDII Having a bit of weight gain isn't as bad as living in a tomb:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    @ARMANDII Having a bit of weight gain isn't as bad as living in a tomb:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    @ARMANDII Having a bit of weight gain isn't as bad as living in a tomb:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    @ARMANDII Having a bit of weight gain isn't as bad as living in a tomb:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Replies:
    17
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    605

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