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ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes

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  1. JWK
    Funny x 11

    Naughty Christmas Joke

    Not so naughty:
    Not so naughty:
    Not so naughty:
    Not so naughty:
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    JWK, Dec 8, 2020
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    JWK
    Dec 13, 2020
  2. JWK
    Funny x 4

    Off Licences

    I never knew you could store beer in the fridge for more than 24 hours :scratch::heehee:
    I never knew you could store beer in the fridge for more than 24 hours :scratch::heehee:
    I never knew you could store beer in the fridge for more than 24 hours :scratch::heehee:
    I never knew you could store beer in the fridge for more than 24 hours :scratch::heehee:
    JWK, Dec 8, 2020 ... 2 3 4
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    HarryS
    Dec 10, 2020
  3. Fat Controller
    Funny x 10

    Chuckles

    Aww... brilliant Vicky.:) I did look at a couple more last night that followed on from @Sheal's, they are so adorably cute aren't they.
    Aww... brilliant Vicky.:) I did look at a couple more last night that followed on from @Sheal's, they are so adorably cute aren't they.
    Aww... brilliant Vicky.:) I did look at a couple more last night that followed on from @Sheal's, they are so adorably cute aren't they.
    Aww... brilliant Vicky.:) I did look at a couple more last night that followed on from @Sheal's, they are so adorably cute aren't they.
    Fat Controller, Oct 25, 2020
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    Upsydaisy
    Dec 8, 2020
  4. Fat Controller

    Christmas is on it's way

    I'm trying, I'm trying.
    I'm trying, I'm trying.
    I'm trying, I'm trying.
    I'm trying, I'm trying.
    Fat Controller, Nov 29, 2020
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    pete
    Nov 29, 2020
  5. pete

    Dont watch if you get offended easily

    Yes I saw that one also, some pretty small minded people out there these days
    Yes I saw that one also, some pretty small minded people out there these days
    Yes I saw that one also, some pretty small minded people out there these days
    Yes I saw that one also, some pretty small minded people out there these days
    pete, Jun 9, 2020
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    pete
    Oct 24, 2020
  6. Fat Controller

    Sober October?

    Fat Controller, Oct 24, 2020
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    Fat Controller
    Oct 24, 2020
  7. Fat Controller

    Sophisticated new scam...

    Be aware of this sophisticated new scam....
    Be aware of this sophisticated new scam....
    Be aware of this sophisticated new scam....
    Be aware of this sophisticated new scam....
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    Fat Controller, Oct 24, 2020
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    Fat Controller
    Oct 24, 2020
  8. roders

    American Election.

    What really rubs me up the wrong way is. When you get the popwers to be. Stand up there and without any shame. Lie their socks off to you. How can we be expected to show respect for them.
    What really rubs me up the wrong way is. When you get the popwers to be. Stand up there and without any shame. Lie their socks off to you. How can we be expected to show respect for them.
    What really rubs me up the wrong way is. When you get the popwers to be. Stand up there and without any shame. Lie their socks off to you. How can we be expected to show respect for them.
    What really rubs me up the wrong way is. When you get the popwers to be. Stand up there and without any shame. Lie their socks off to you. How can we be expected to show respect for them.
    roders, Sep 26, 2020 ... 2
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    Mike Allen
    Oct 20, 2020
  9. shiney
    Funny x 5

    A Bargain For Religious People - No Offense Intended

    I was given a copy of this at school. But you've got a first edition! For kids it doesn't match up to 'Grand theft auto' and other beat em up games. We watched an episode of '999 what's your...
    I was given a copy of this at school. But you've got a first edition! For kids it doesn't match up to 'Grand theft auto' and other beat em up games. We watched an episode of '999 what's your emergency' last night. It showed six lads aged 15 to 18 running down a street and stabbing hunting...
    I was given a copy of this at school. But you've got a first edition! For kids it doesn't match up to 'Grand theft auto' and other beat em up games. We watched an episode of '999 what's your emergency' last night. It showed six lads aged 15 to...
    I was given a copy of this at school. But you've got a first edition! For kids it doesn't match up to 'Grand theft auto' and other beat em up games. We watched an episode of '999 what's your...
    shiney, Oct 19, 2020
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    JR
    Oct 20, 2020
  10. shiney
    Funny x 6

    Signs.

    Spotted by Mrs Shiney last year:-I liked it but having no space between the word "Fire" and the ampersand offends my eye! :old: :heehee:
    Spotted by Mrs Shiney last year:-I liked it but having no space between the word "Fire" and the ampersand offends my eye! :old: :heehee:
    Spotted by Mrs Shiney last year:-I liked it but having no space between the word "Fire" and the ampersand offends my eye! :old: :heehee:
    Spotted by Mrs Shiney last year:-I liked it but having no space between the word "Fire" and the ampersand offends my eye! :old: :heehee:
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    shiney, Aug 23, 2020
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    shiney
    Aug 25, 2020
  11. shiney
    Like x 3

    Lighting Up A Lightbulb With An Onion

    I wonder if it would work with an LED?
    I wonder if it would work with an LED?
    I wonder if it would work with an LED?
    I wonder if it would work with an LED?
    shiney, Aug 17, 2020
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    Sheal
    Aug 17, 2020
  12. Phil A

    Website of the Day

    This takes me back a few years, I had a mate who listened to cricket on the radio while we were at work. The commentators always waffled because you wont get a slower game than cricket.Then,...
    This takes me back a few years, I had a mate who listened to cricket on the radio while we were at work. The commentators always waffled because you wont get a slower game than cricket.Then, came the line, Dredge is bowling from the river end.Where it was and who was Dredge I haven't a...
    This takes me back a few years, I had a mate who listened to cricket on the radio while we were at work. The commentators always waffled because you wont get a slower game than cricket.Then, came the line, Dredge is bowling from the river...
    This takes me back a few years, I had a mate who listened to cricket on the radio while we were at work. The commentators always waffled because you wont get a slower game than cricket.Then,...
    Phil A, May 12, 2011 ... 17 18 19
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    pete
    Jul 29, 2020
  13. shiney
    Funny x 5

    I Don't Believe It!

    It does look as though Donald has been drinking his blond hair colour potion. He has a lot on his plate at present and it's showing.. As my own hair receded i started to cut it short and i like...
    It does look as though Donald has been drinking his blond hair colour potion. He has a lot on his plate at present and it's showing.. As my own hair receded i started to cut it short and i like the easy care that the bonce now receives.. But i won't garden without my bush wackers green canvas...
    It does look as though Donald has been drinking his blond hair colour potion. He has a lot on his plate at present and it's showing.. As my own hair receded i started to cut it short and i like the easy care that the bonce now receives.. But i...
    It does look as though Donald has been drinking his blond hair colour potion. He has a lot on his plate at present and it's showing.. As my own hair receded i started to cut it short and i like...
    shiney, Jul 16, 2020
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    JR
    Jul 21, 2020
  14. Marley Farley
    Locked

    A JOKE OR TWO ... 2019

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    Marley Farley, Feb 8, 2019
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    Fat Controller
    Jul 10, 2020
  15. flounder

    Two blokes off for a jolly to space

    Who needs an excuse for doing that:scratch::doh::dunno::heehee:
    Who needs an excuse for doing that:scratch::doh::dunno::heehee:
    Who needs an excuse for doing that:scratch::doh::dunno::heehee:
    Who needs an excuse for doing that:scratch::doh::dunno::heehee:
    flounder, May 27, 2020
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    ARMANDII
    May 28, 2020
  16. shiney
    Funny x 7

    Lets Put An End To The Horseburger Jokes

    Oh, I don't know @shiney - in this artificial, some might say dress age, I find them quite refreshing.
    Oh, I don't know @shiney - in this artificial, some might say dress age, I find them quite refreshing.
    Oh, I don't know @shiney - in this artificial, some might say dress age, I find them quite refreshing.
    Oh, I don't know @shiney - in this artificial, some might say dress age, I find them quite refreshing.
    shiney, Feb 14, 2013 ... 2
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    Fat Controller
    May 22, 2020
  17. silu
    Funny x 5

    Well the jokes is slightly gardening related.

    Old Tommy Cooper joke. Doctor I have a strawberry growing out of my head Hang on I'll get you some cream for that.
    Old Tommy Cooper joke. Doctor I have a strawberry growing out of my head Hang on I'll get you some cream for that.
    Old Tommy Cooper joke. Doctor I have a strawberry growing out of my head Hang on I'll get you some cream for that.
    Old Tommy Cooper joke. Doctor I have a strawberry growing out of my head Hang on I'll get you some cream for that.
    silu, Jul 25, 2017
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    hans
    May 17, 2020
  18. rosa

    wanted toy boy

    Old saying " Be careful what you wish for.. "
    Old saying " Be careful what you wish for.. "
    Old saying " Be careful what you wish for.. "
    Old saying " Be careful what you wish for.. "
    rosa, Aug 7, 2006 ... 2 3
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    Islander77
    May 13, 2020
  19. shiney
    Funny x 7

    Crooks Are Everywhere!

    shiney, Apr 13, 2020
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    shiney
    Apr 13, 2020
  20. JWK
    Funny x 5

    Dig for Victory - how us gardeners can beat the virus

    Do they grow from tubers??
    Do they grow from tubers??
    Do they grow from tubers??
    Do they grow from tubers??
    JWK, Mar 18, 2020
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    Jiffy
    Mar 19, 2020
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