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  1. Phil A
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    Duck

    An old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about ,he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having...
    An old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about ,he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old German Shepherd thinks,"Uh- oh! I'm in deep poo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground...
    An old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about ,he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old German Shepherd thinks,"Uh- oh! I'm in...
    An old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about ,he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having...
    Phil A, Apr 14, 2012
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    Jiffy
    Apr 15, 2012
  2. Marley Farley

    Control Freaks Puzzle..!

    This guy is brilliant..!!! :yahoo: Just some good funny stuff... See how long it takes to cause the accident waiting to happen here..!! I like these interactive puzzles... :heehee:
    This guy is brilliant..!!! :yahoo: Just some good funny stuff... See how long it takes to cause the accident waiting to happen here..!! I like these interactive puzzles... :heehee:
    This guy is brilliant..!!! :yahoo: Just some good funny stuff... See how long it takes to cause the accident waiting to happen here..!! I like these interactive puzzles... :heehee:
    This guy is brilliant..!!! :yahoo: Just some good funny stuff... See how long it takes to cause the accident waiting to happen here..!! I like these interactive puzzles... :heehee:
    Marley Farley, Apr 13, 2012
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    Marley Farley
    Apr 13, 2012
  3. music

    GETTING SOFT?

    The coal fire in the living room and the outside loo,and the joy of using it after someone else cause the seat would be warm! Proper bedding with blankets in winter the grey itchy ones would come...
    The coal fire in the living room and the outside loo,and the joy of using it after someone else cause the seat would be warm! Proper bedding with blankets in winter the grey itchy ones would come out with the eiderdown! But I reckon we was healthier in them days the generation may not have had...
    The coal fire in the living room and the outside loo,and the joy of using it after someone else cause the seat would be warm! Proper bedding with blankets in winter the grey itchy ones would come out with the eiderdown! But I reckon we was...
    The coal fire in the living room and the outside loo,and the joy of using it after someone else cause the seat would be warm! Proper bedding with blankets in winter the grey itchy ones would come...
    music, Apr 12, 2012
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    lazydog
    Apr 13, 2012
  4. Jack McHammocklashing

    Moonraker Are you OK

    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Jack McHammocklashing, Apr 6, 2012
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    shiney
    Apr 8, 2012
  5. music

    ANNIVERSARY.

    We Are Off To The Highlands Tomorrow Morning,to our Wee But And Ben.:blue thumb:. Mrs Music Has Her Brandy And Chocolates And Mr Music Has His Non Alcohol Grouse Whisky And His Pickled Onion Crisps.:blue thumb:.Will Be...
    We Are Off To The Highlands Tomorrow Morning,to our Wee But And Ben.:blue thumb:. Mrs Music Has Her Brandy And Chocolates And Mr Music Has His Non Alcohol Grouse Whisky And His Pickled Onion Crisps.:blue thumb:.Will Be Back Wednesday. :dbgrtmb:.
    We Are Off To The Highlands Tomorrow Morning,to our Wee But And Ben.:blue thumb:. Mrs Music Has Her Brandy And Chocolates And Mr Music Has His Non Alcohol Grouse Whisky And His Pickled Onion Crisps.:blue thumb:.Will Be Back Wednesday. :dbgrtmb:.
    We Are Off To The Highlands Tomorrow Morning,to our Wee But And Ben.:blue thumb:. Mrs Music Has Her Brandy And Chocolates And Mr Music Has His Non Alcohol Grouse Whisky And His Pickled Onion Crisps.:blue thumb:.Will Be...
    music, Apr 4, 2012
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    music
    Apr 6, 2012
  6. Phil A

    For Sheal

    I've been thinking. :scratch: 'A' for Apple computers. 'B' for Banana Computers......so what would 'C' be? And we don't want treetreetree involved! :snork:
    I've been thinking. :scratch: 'A' for Apple computers. 'B' for Banana Computers......so what would 'C' be? And we don't want treetreetree involved! :snork:
    I've been thinking. :scratch: 'A' for Apple computers. 'B' for Banana Computers......so what would 'C' be? And we don't want treetreetree involved! :snork:
    I've been thinking. :scratch: 'A' for Apple computers. 'B' for Banana Computers......so what would 'C' be? And we don't want treetreetree involved! :snork:
    Phil A, Apr 4, 2012
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    Sheal
    Apr 5, 2012
  7. redstar

    Inspirational video

    Gonna need your avatar's cellphone number with those bunny ears on:snork::dbgrtmb::autlvs:
    Gonna need your avatar's cellphone number with those bunny ears on:snork::dbgrtmb::autlvs:
    Gonna need your avatar's cellphone number with those bunny ears on:snork::dbgrtmb::autlvs:
    Gonna need your avatar's cellphone number with those bunny ears on:snork::dbgrtmb::autlvs:
    redstar, Apr 4, 2012
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    Phil A
    Apr 4, 2012
  8. Ashes
    Like x 4

    I Am Not moo poo'er You...

    Hi Guys (& Gurls) I'd just like to kindly remind you all that although this is in the Muppet's section we'd rather you didn't bypass the swear filter:whistle: and to lighten the mood:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Hi Guys (& Gurls) I'd just like to kindly remind you all that although this is in the Muppet's section we'd rather you didn't bypass the swear filter:whistle: and to lighten the mood:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Hi Guys (& Gurls) I'd just like to kindly remind you all that although this is in the Muppet's section we'd rather you didn't bypass the swear filter:whistle: and to lighten the mood:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Hi Guys (& Gurls) I'd just like to kindly remind you all that although this is in the Muppet's section we'd rather you didn't bypass the swear filter:whistle: and to lighten the mood:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Ashes, Apr 2, 2012 ... 2
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    Aesculus
    Apr 2, 2012
  9. clueless1

    Stupid aliens

    Slartibartfast would calm them down - if he wasn't too busy designing fjords!
    Slartibartfast would calm them down - if he wasn't too busy designing fjords!
    Slartibartfast would calm them down - if he wasn't too busy designing fjords!
    Slartibartfast would calm them down - if he wasn't too busy designing fjords!
    clueless1, Mar 30, 2012
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    shiney
    Apr 1, 2012
  10. clueless1

    Primitive modern man

    Same thing. Rock tied to a stick to make it better for hitting things with. Could you kick a golf ball as precisely or as far as you can launch it with a golf bat?
    Same thing. Rock tied to a stick to make it better for hitting things with. Could you kick a golf ball as precisely or as far as you can launch it with a golf bat?
    Same thing. Rock tied to a stick to make it better for hitting things with. Could you kick a golf ball as precisely or as far as you can launch it with a golf bat?
    Same thing. Rock tied to a stick to make it better for hitting things with. Could you kick a golf ball as precisely or as far as you can launch it with a golf bat?
    clueless1, Mar 31, 2012
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    clueless1
    Mar 31, 2012
  11. music
    Like x 3

    WHERE IS IT ?.

    As us oldies know - it's called that because it " goes under the bed":snooze::roflol:
    As us oldies know - it's called that because it " goes under the bed":snooze::roflol:
    As us oldies know - it's called that because it " goes under the bed":snooze::roflol:
    As us oldies know - it's called that because it " goes under the bed":snooze::roflol:
    music, Mar 29, 2012
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    gcc3663
    Mar 31, 2012
  12. Phil A

    The Mouse Thread

    Fabulous Scrungee...another one of my all time favorites:dbgrtmb:
    Fabulous Scrungee...another one of my all time favorites:dbgrtmb:
    Fabulous Scrungee...another one of my all time favorites:dbgrtmb:
    Fabulous Scrungee...another one of my all time favorites:dbgrtmb:
    Phil A, Oct 6, 2011 ... 2 3
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    Lolimac
    Mar 28, 2012
  13. chitting kaz

    summer time fashion ( no offence intended)

    That Harry Hill Pops Up Everywhere:WINK1:.
    That Harry Hill Pops Up Everywhere:WINK1:.
    That Harry Hill Pops Up Everywhere:WINK1:.
    That Harry Hill Pops Up Everywhere:WINK1:.
    chitting kaz, Mar 24, 2012
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    music
    Mar 25, 2012
  14. chitting kaz
    Like x 5

    we are not old .....

    So Sounds a bit like the car's Gearbox - it is a bit long in the tooth though, which might explain it.
    So Sounds a bit like the car's Gearbox - it is a bit long in the tooth though, which might explain it.
    So Sounds a bit like the car's Gearbox - it is a bit long in the tooth though, which might explain it.
    So Sounds a bit like the car's Gearbox - it is a bit long in the tooth though, which might explain it.
    chitting kaz, Mar 24, 2012
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    gcc3663
    Mar 24, 2012
  15. Marley Farley
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    Aww 5 COOL TOWERS....!!

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    .. ..
    .. ..
    .. ..
    Marley Farley, Mar 24, 2012
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    Marley Farley
    Mar 24, 2012
  16. clueless1

    Check your greenhouse before you seal it up:)

    He won't go in there again then.
    He won't go in there again then.
    He won't go in there again then.
    He won't go in there again then.
    clueless1, Mar 23, 2012
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    Phil A
    Mar 23, 2012
  17. clueless1
    Like x 7

    My letter to B&Q

    It's not too bad, Sheal, One gets One's servants to do it.
    It's not too bad, Sheal, One gets One's servants to do it.
    It's not too bad, Sheal, One gets One's servants to do it.
    It's not too bad, Sheal, One gets One's servants to do it.
    clueless1, Mar 5, 2012 ... 2
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    shiney
    Mar 20, 2012
  18. JWK

    Ziggy! Get to West Bay quick ...

    Thats my mate John with the bung:biggrin:
    Thats my mate John with the bung:biggrin:
    Thats my mate John with the bung:biggrin:
    Thats my mate John with the bung:biggrin:
    JWK, Mar 10, 2012
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    Phil A
    Mar 19, 2012
  19. Dopey
    Like x 5

    The things you do when your bored (pics)

    lol, you vandal
    lol, you vandal
    lol, you vandal
    lol, you vandal
    Dopey, Mar 17, 2012
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    Axl
    Mar 17, 2012
  20. ClaraLou
    Like x 5

    Indian mystic

    Can he cure Saniflo macerators?
    Can he cure Saniflo macerators?
    Can he cure Saniflo macerators?
    Can he cure Saniflo macerators?
    ClaraLou, Mar 15, 2012
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    JWK
    Mar 16, 2012
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