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  1. shiney
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    Classified Ads

    :D Tis a hard thing to do sometimes:thumbsup:
    :D Tis a hard thing to do sometimes:thumbsup:
    :D Tis a hard thing to do sometimes:thumbsup:
    :D Tis a hard thing to do sometimes:thumbsup:
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  2. miraflores
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    local shop for local people

    Most Execelent Miraflowers:yess::loll::loll::loll::loll::love30::D:D:D
    Most Execelent Miraflowers:yess::loll::loll::loll::loll::love30::D:D:D
    Most Execelent Miraflowers:yess::loll::loll::loll::loll::love30::D:D:D
    Most Execelent Miraflowers:yess::loll::loll::loll::loll::love30::D:D:D
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  3. shiney
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    Kylie And The Bear

    My Son and I, both sniggering in a schoolboy fashion:heehee::heehee::heehee::dbgrtmb:
    My Son and I, both sniggering in a schoolboy fashion:heehee::heehee::heehee::dbgrtmb:
    My Son and I, both sniggering in a schoolboy fashion:heehee::heehee::heehee::dbgrtmb:
    My Son and I, both sniggering in a schoolboy fashion:heehee::heehee::heehee::dbgrtmb:
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  4. shiney
    Like x 4

    If God Had Voicemail

    Like It Kindred :dbgrtmb:. And I Came From The Gorbals :yess:.
    Like It Kindred :dbgrtmb:. And I Came From The Gorbals :yess:.
    Like It Kindred :dbgrtmb:. And I Came From The Gorbals :yess:.
    Like It Kindred :dbgrtmb:. And I Came From The Gorbals :yess:.
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  5. redstar

    People of Walmart

    OMG.............i swear i've seen some of those people at my local Walmart:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:..............have to send this to my friend who works there!!:loll:
    OMG.............i swear i've seen some of those people at my local Walmart:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:..............have to send this to my friend who works there!!:loll:
    OMG.............i swear i've seen some of those people at my local Walmart:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:..............have to send this to my friend who works there!!:loll:
    OMG.............i swear i've seen some of those people at my local Walmart:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:..............have to send this to my friend who works there!!:loll:
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  6. miraflores
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  7. kindredspirit

    Have you any unusual apple trees in your garden?

    Music, I had 8 apple trees who's branches used to bend to the ground with the weight of the apples: I used to put a ring of farmyard manure around them each year, about 6 inches away from their...
    Music, I had 8 apple trees who's branches used to bend to the ground with the weight of the apples: I used to put a ring of farmyard manure around them each year, about 6 inches away from their trunks. It worked for me. The only trouble was that my neighbours eventually got fed up of me...
    Music, I had 8 apple trees who's branches used to bend to the ground with the weight of the apples: I used to put a ring of farmyard manure around them each year, about 6 inches away from their trunks. It worked for me. The only trouble was...
    Music, I had 8 apple trees who's branches used to bend to the ground with the weight of the apples: I used to put a ring of farmyard manure around them each year, about 6 inches away from their...
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  8. kindredspirit

    The biggest plant in the world. 3½ miles wide!

    Technicalities,.................technicalities........................:D :D :D
    Technicalities,.................technicalities........................:D :D :D
    Technicalities,.................technicalities........................:D :D :D
    Technicalities,.................technicalities........................:D :D :D
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  9. music

    Favourite book ?????

    I love reading too (there was a thread like this last time I was here proper(!) wasn't there?) It's great to see books that I don't even know about & now think about trying. I have to confess...
    I love reading too (there was a thread like this last time I was here proper(!) wasn't there?) It's great to see books that I don't even know about & now think about trying. I have to confess though there is something I've never understood - what is all the 'bookclub' type talk that comes after...
    I love reading too (there was a thread like this last time I was here proper(!) wasn't there?) It's great to see books that I don't even know about & now think about trying. I have to confess though there is something I've never understood - what...
    I love reading too (there was a thread like this last time I was here proper(!) wasn't there?) It's great to see books that I don't even know about & now think about trying. I have to confess...
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  10. shiney

    The Pope's Camera

    The Pope was having a shower. Although he's very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed 'to exercise the Papal wrist', And this happened to be one of those occasions. Just as he...
    The Pope was having a shower. Although he's very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed 'to exercise the Papal wrist', And this happened to be one of those occasions. Just as he reached the Papal climax he saw a photographer taking a picture of the Holy seed flying through the...
    The Pope was having a shower. Although he's very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed 'to exercise the Papal wrist', And this happened to be one of those occasions. Just as he reached the Papal climax he saw a photographer...
    The Pope was having a shower. Although he's very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed 'to exercise the Papal wrist', And this happened to be one of those occasions. Just as he...
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  11. Phil A

    Stop The Looting

    More about Cameron here:Old Etonian toff was Tottenham looter
    More about Cameron here:Old Etonian toff was Tottenham looter
    More about Cameron here:Old Etonian toff was Tottenham looter
    More about Cameron here:Old Etonian toff was Tottenham looter
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  12. Victoria

    For dog lovers ...

    ... just for fun ...
    ... just for fun ...
    ... just for fun ...
    ... just for fun ...
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  13. shiney
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    Two Irishmen

    Oh Shiney that's brilliant
    Oh Shiney that's brilliant
    Oh Shiney that's brilliant
    Oh Shiney that's brilliant
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  14. Clematis

    Today's brain quiz

    Hello, your test for the day. There are 4 questions. Don’t miss one, and no cheating. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?Stop and think about it and decide on your...
    Hello, your test for the day. There are 4 questions. Don’t miss one, and no cheating. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put...
    Hello, your test for the day. There are 4 questions. Don’t miss one, and no cheating. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down....
    Hello, your test for the day. There are 4 questions. Don’t miss one, and no cheating. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?Stop and think about it and decide on your...
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  15. redstar

    Three Italian Boys

    Found out they will be in Atlantic City, New Jersey on Sept. 24th. Just a 2 hour drive for me, stongly considering going. Will be at the Borgata.
    Found out they will be in Atlantic City, New Jersey on Sept. 24th. Just a 2 hour drive for me, stongly considering going. Will be at the Borgata.
    Found out they will be in Atlantic City, New Jersey on Sept. 24th. Just a 2 hour drive for me, stongly considering going. Will be at the Borgata.
    Found out they will be in Atlantic City, New Jersey on Sept. 24th. Just a 2 hour drive for me, stongly considering going. Will be at the Borgata.
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  16. miraflores

    how to get a sticky garden

    Wonder if they get paid for doing that..........
    Wonder if they get paid for doing that..........
    Wonder if they get paid for doing that..........
    Wonder if they get paid for doing that..........
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  17. kindredspirit
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    Got myself a new hobby.

    We've been doing something similar for years, where we put my daughter's old plastic skittles on the garden path then throw a ball just close enough behind to get the dog to run through them.
    We've been doing something similar for years, where we put my daughter's old plastic skittles on the garden path then throw a ball just close enough behind to get the dog to run through them.
    We've been doing something similar for years, where we put my daughter's old plastic skittles on the garden path then throw a ball just close enough behind to get the dog to run through them.
    We've been doing something similar for years, where we put my daughter's old plastic skittles on the garden path then throw a ball just close enough behind to get the dog to run through them.
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  18. redstar

    Swollen hands

    Weird Sensation:rolleyespink:. Better Go For A Lay Down :scratch:.
    Weird Sensation:rolleyespink:. Better Go For A Lay Down :scratch:.
    Weird Sensation:rolleyespink:. Better Go For A Lay Down :scratch:.
    Weird Sensation:rolleyespink:. Better Go For A Lay Down :scratch:.
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  19. Victoria
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    Make sure you are properly insured ...

    Sex With A Baritone Opera Singer ------- Figaro.com :WINK1::WINK1:.
    Sex With A Baritone Opera Singer ------- Figaro.com :WINK1::WINK1:.
    Sex With A Baritone Opera Singer ------- Figaro.com :WINK1::WINK1:.
    Sex With A Baritone Opera Singer ------- Figaro.com :WINK1::WINK1:.
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  20. JWK
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    Sacked men tagged offender's false leg

    Was That the private security firm---- G4S = Gone For Smoke:WINK1:.
    Was That the private security firm---- G4S = Gone For Smoke:WINK1:.
    Was That the private security firm---- G4S = Gone For Smoke:WINK1:.
    Was That the private security firm---- G4S = Gone For Smoke:WINK1:.
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