The Muppet Show

on about take your lunch with you

A Mafia Godfather in Toronto finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him out of 10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Enzo would hear nothing that he might have to later testify about in court. When the...

A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages, and sure enough, there's an ad for " Bear Remover." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball...

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

that made me chuckle marley ... guernsey milk is moorish :D yum x itl never top red wine thou

A woman walks into a bar , and asks the barman for a double entendre . So the barman gave her one :D

may be but i don't get wet when it rains

Shipwrecked Sailor to Beautifull Mermaid : Whaddya mean? You lay the eggs & then I swim over them

I am saying nowt,

So she should - she's a factor nine person

Contact details on the blog, can't give out e mails from here i'm afraid.

I'd hate to disappoint you Ziggy!:o

There aren't many of us on here that remember Bill Haley when he started rock'n'roll but he was the new sensation in the early fifties. He coined the name "rock'n'roll" in 1952 when he wrote 'Rock A Beating Boogie'. Depending on where he was playing he changed the tempo. This isn't his early...

not really

Its called drunkeness Clueless You are reading a post then up pops your name , you read it in horror "Oh bloody hell ! I did not say that did I ! "

My mate was sitting reading a Discworld book & asked me to google Shibo Yangcong-san for him. The result reduced me to tears of uncontrolable laughter

Oh my life! I've not had a totally helpless, ROTFL moment like that for ages!Thank you!and what's more, it looks like they have the Bloke from Poland on a leash!

A farmer noticed that his prize cockerel seemed to lack the energy he used to have, and realised it was getting old. He decided to take the load off the old cockerel by getting a much younger one in to sort the lady hens out.The older cockerel didn't like this one bit, and being old and wise,...