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What kind of a nutter does that? I was going to say at least it keeps him off the streets but actually it doesn't

Ah But clueless1, It Wasn't just a common Simple Head Butt !! It Was A Glasgow Kiss:D.

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I...

Them? Who's them? The ones I work with are as British as anyone else and educated and erudite people to boot.

The voice of reason in an insane world Thank you Esther:pickflower:

Dont watch if swearing upsets please,but made me laugh to be honest Tale of Three Shitties: Lessons I've Learned From Turkey Manure - YouTube

lmfao

Groan, groan!!! That's one up on you Jack!

Someone has too, too, much time on their hands.

Teacher Right Children I Want You All to go Home and Wright A Story!!! BUT Rember The Story Must Have A Moral!!!! Little Mary Puts Her Hand up Miss Miss Can I Tell My Story Miss Go On Then Marry lets Hear IT BUT REMBER IT MUST HAVE A MORAL!!!!! Last Night Miss I Went Shopping For Grandma I...

Thanks Redstar. I have just informed the wife,who has just put out her 15th cigarette of the day,after watching 888300of Television. She is away for a shot on her Nordic Walker .she is very keep fit minded :WINK1::WINK1:.

Good find Harry. The winner will take some beating.

Sorry, I didn't notice. I never read the popout balloons on video clips.

Think i've told this one before, but here seems an apropriate place to put it again. I was driving from Axminster to Chard, a 60mph road but quite bendy, the only good place to overtake is a straight steep hill halfway along. The woman in front was doing between 10 & 30 mph, after a while it...

I thought he was the head of BA? (Willie Walsh)

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Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up." "Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company...

Better than finding a Panda - and cheaper to run.

i missed that post but i still think some one is stalking my hubby

I woke up this morning at 8 and knew something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing!I panicked. I didn’t know what to do. :oThen I remembered Wetherspoons serve breakfast until 11.30.