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  1. lazydog
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    feeling better

    After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday.But strangely enough….once she killed herself I started to feel a lot better.So I...
    After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday.But strangely enough….once she killed herself I started to feel a lot better.So I thought…Sod it….soldier on.
    After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday.But strangely enough….once she killed herself I started to feel a lot better.So I thought…Sod it….soldier on.
    After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday.But strangely enough….once she killed herself I started to feel a lot better.So I...
    lazydog, Jan 10, 2012
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  2. lazydog

    OK guys, how do I get down?

    Well thats just attention seeking.
    Well thats just attention seeking.
    Well thats just attention seeking.
    Well thats just attention seeking.
    lazydog, Jan 10, 2012
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    Phil A
    Jan 10, 2012
  3. Folly Mon

    Story must have a moral

    Teacher says to kids right for your home work you must go home and wright a story!!! BUT It must have a MORAL!!! Little Mary arrives at school the next day and says Miss Miss Can i tell you my...
    Teacher says to kids right for your home work you must go home and wright a story!!! BUT It must have a MORAL!!! Little Mary arrives at school the next day and says Miss Miss Can i tell you my story please?? Go On Then Mary Tell the Whole Class!!!! Right Miss I Went Shopping last Night For...
    Teacher says to kids right for your home work you must go home and wright a story!!! BUT It must have a MORAL!!! Little Mary arrives at school the next day and says Miss Miss Can i tell you my story please?? Go On Then Mary Tell the Whole...
    Teacher says to kids right for your home work you must go home and wright a story!!! BUT It must have a MORAL!!! Little Mary arrives at school the next day and says Miss Miss Can i tell you my...
    Folly Mon, Jan 4, 2012
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    Folly Mon
    Jan 4, 2012
  4. shiney
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    A Woman Walks Into A Bar ......

    A man walks into the Doctors with a Bananana in one ear, a Carrot in the other & 2 cloves of Garlic up his nostrils. He says, whats the matter with me Doctor? The Doctor says, you're not...
    A man walks into the Doctors with a Bananana in one ear, a Carrot in the other & 2 cloves of Garlic up his nostrils. He says, whats the matter with me Doctor? The Doctor says, you're not eating properly.
    A man walks into the Doctors with a Bananana in one ear, a Carrot in the other & 2 cloves of Garlic up his nostrils. He says, whats the matter with me Doctor? The Doctor says, you're not eating properly.
    A man walks into the Doctors with a Bananana in one ear, a Carrot in the other & 2 cloves of Garlic up his nostrils. He says, whats the matter with me Doctor? The Doctor says, you're not...
    shiney, Jan 2, 2012
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    Phil A
    Jan 3, 2012
  5. Folly Mon
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    Daddy Daddy Wot is DEBT!!!

    OUR Babby come Home Daddy Wot is DEBT?? Well Son Let Me Think!!! Christmas you Wanted a play station 3 & Nintendo and 1 of them wee fits Dads Skint So HAD To Have Them On interest FREE Credit from...
    OUR Babby come Home Daddy Wot is DEBT?? Well Son Let Me Think!!! Christmas you Wanted a play station 3 & Nintendo and 1 of them wee fits Dads Skint So HAD To Have Them On interest FREE Credit from Toys R Us!!! you and Mommy wanted 1 of them Big FLAT Screen TVs to watch jerremy Kyle ON That come...
    OUR Babby come Home Daddy Wot is DEBT?? Well Son Let Me Think!!! Christmas you Wanted a play station 3 & Nintendo and 1 of them wee fits Dads Skint So HAD To Have Them On interest FREE Credit from Toys R Us!!! you and Mommy wanted 1 of them Big...
    OUR Babby come Home Daddy Wot is DEBT?? Well Son Let Me Think!!! Christmas you Wanted a play station 3 & Nintendo and 1 of them wee fits Dads Skint So HAD To Have Them On interest FREE Credit from...
    Folly Mon, Jan 2, 2012
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    Folly Mon
    Jan 2, 2012
  6. redstar

    Enter your name

    Thanks.
    Thanks.
    Thanks.
    Thanks.
    redstar, Jan 2, 2012
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    redstar
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  7. MichaelJohn

    Monday's funny

    So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can yougive me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it..' :)...
    So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can yougive me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it..' :) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese....
    So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can yougive me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it..' :) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...
    So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can yougive me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it..' :)...
    MichaelJohn, Jan 2, 2012
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    Jan 2, 2012
  8. redstar

    Dyson Vaccum

    Nice one :dbgrtmb: :heehee:
    Nice one :dbgrtmb: :heehee:
    Nice one :dbgrtmb: :heehee:
    Nice one :dbgrtmb: :heehee:
    redstar, Jan 1, 2012
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    shiney
    Jan 1, 2012
  9. redstar

    2012 Year of the Dragon

    I'm sure it is on Feb 4th :)
    I'm sure it is on Feb 4th :)
    I'm sure it is on Feb 4th :)
    I'm sure it is on Feb 4th :)
    redstar, Dec 31, 2011
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    Flowerpot
    Jan 1, 2012
  10. Marley Farley

    What do you reckon.. Photo shopped or not..??

    Clearly a mockup. The crows right foot hasn't ruffled the eagle's feathers, and indeed appears to be just balanced on. The crow's left leg appears to bend the wrong way at the knee. The same way...
    Clearly a mockup. The crows right foot hasn't ruffled the eagle's feathers, and indeed appears to be just balanced on. The crow's left leg appears to bend the wrong way at the knee. The same way as our legs bend, not the opposite way round like birds do, and in any case the position of the...
    Clearly a mockup. The crows right foot hasn't ruffled the eagle's feathers, and indeed appears to be just balanced on. The crow's left leg appears to bend the wrong way at the knee. The same way as our legs bend, not the opposite way round like...
    Clearly a mockup. The crows right foot hasn't ruffled the eagle's feathers, and indeed appears to be just balanced on. The crow's left leg appears to bend the wrong way at the knee. The same way...
    Marley Farley, Dec 30, 2011
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    clueless1
    Dec 30, 2011
  11. Scrungee
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    Delivering bricks - money for nothing?

    Might see how i get on with an old church they are taking down just down the road but if dont succeed i might give them ago cheers;)
    Might see how i get on with an old church they are taking down just down the road but if dont succeed i might give them ago cheers;)
    Might see how i get on with an old church they are taking down just down the road but if dont succeed i might give them ago cheers;)
    Might see how i get on with an old church they are taking down just down the road but if dont succeed i might give them ago cheers;)
    Scrungee, Dec 26, 2011
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    lazydog
    Dec 26, 2011
  12. Phil A

    Been Surfing for Garden Porn Again

    How to GROW VEGETABLES in WINTER - YouTube
    How to GROW VEGETABLES in WINTER - YouTube
    How to GROW VEGETABLES in WINTER - YouTube
    How to GROW VEGETABLES in WINTER - YouTube
    Phil A, Dec 26, 2011
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    Phil A
    Dec 26, 2011
  13. catztail

    nativity

    Some one has been following yonder Starship:D
    Some one has been following yonder Starship:D
    Some one has been following yonder Starship:D
    Some one has been following yonder Starship:D
    catztail, Dec 25, 2011
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    Phil A
    Dec 26, 2011
  14. clueless1

    Festive Google

    Again, I hope you mean the google page:WINK1:
    Again, I hope you mean the google page:WINK1:
    Again, I hope you mean the google page:WINK1:
    Again, I hope you mean the google page:WINK1:
    clueless1, Dec 23, 2011
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    Phil A
    Dec 24, 2011
  15. clueless1
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    Supermarket Zombie experience

    Just BRILLIANT Clare:yess:
    Just BRILLIANT Clare:yess:
    Just BRILLIANT Clare:yess:
    Just BRILLIANT Clare:yess:
    clueless1, Dec 24, 2011
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    Lolimac
    Dec 24, 2011
  16. clueless1

    For those with kids that still believe in Santa

    Every year at Christmas time, NORAD track Santa as he does his rounds. For those with kids of an age that still believes in Santa, they might be entertained by NORAD's website:NORAD...
    Every year at Christmas time, NORAD track Santa as he does his rounds. For those with kids of an age that still believes in Santa, they might be entertained by NORAD's website:NORAD SantaIt is obviously a bit silly, but its a novel and entertaining use of the US military's time.In...
    Every year at Christmas time, NORAD track Santa as he does his rounds. For those with kids of an age that still believes in Santa, they might be entertained by NORAD's website:NORAD SantaIt is obviously a bit silly, but its a novel and...
    Every year at Christmas time, NORAD track Santa as he does his rounds. For those with kids of an age that still believes in Santa, they might be entertained by NORAD's website:NORAD...
    clueless1, Dec 23, 2011
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    clueless1
    Dec 23, 2011
  17. clueless1
    Like x 5

    Unbelievable luck

    Flippin amazing :thumbsup:
    Flippin amazing :thumbsup:
    Flippin amazing :thumbsup:
    Flippin amazing :thumbsup:
    clueless1, Dec 23, 2011
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    simbad
    Dec 23, 2011
  18. Flowerpot

    Xmas Fun

    made me laugh , I thought at one point this is going to be ....:help: But it was great fun.....:thumbsup: Spruce
    made me laugh , I thought at one point this is going to be ....:help: But it was great fun.....:thumbsup: Spruce
    made me laugh , I thought at one point this is going to be ....:help: But it was great fun.....:thumbsup: Spruce
    made me laugh , I thought at one point this is going to be ....:help: But it was great fun.....:thumbsup: Spruce
    Flowerpot, Dec 23, 2011
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    Spruce
    Dec 23, 2011
  19. Trunky
    Like x 4

    Christmas Shopping.

    First time the mrs took the little ones into town without the buggy they went straight into the pub.
    First time the mrs took the little ones into town without the buggy they went straight into the pub.
    First time the mrs took the little ones into town without the buggy they went straight into the pub.
    First time the mrs took the little ones into town without the buggy they went straight into the pub.
    Trunky, Dec 21, 2011
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    willow
    Dec 22, 2011
  20. kindredspirit

    Fungus identification?

    I thought they were just plain old stone caps.........
    I thought they were just plain old stone caps.........
    I thought they were just plain old stone caps.........
    I thought they were just plain old stone caps.........
    kindredspirit, Dec 17, 2011
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    catztail
    Dec 22, 2011
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