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  1. lazydog
    Like x 5

    A Little Christmas Story:

    my OH is loving these little stories :heehee:
    my OH is loving these little stories :heehee:
    my OH is loving these little stories :heehee:
    my OH is loving these little stories :heehee:
    lazydog, Dec 20, 2011
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    chitting kaz
    Dec 20, 2011
  2. lazydog

    Tablecloth trick fail!

    Sven and Michel - The Tablecloth Trick - YouTube
    Sven and Michel - The Tablecloth Trick - YouTube
    Sven and Michel - The Tablecloth Trick - YouTube
    Sven and Michel - The Tablecloth Trick - YouTube
    lazydog, Dec 20, 2011
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    lazydog
    Dec 20, 2011
  3. Phil A
    Like x 4

    Nightmare Before Christmas

    OMG that's funny!!!.:loll:
    OMG that's funny!!!.:loll:
    OMG that's funny!!!.:loll:
    OMG that's funny!!!.:loll:
    Phil A, Dec 4, 2011
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    catztail
    Dec 18, 2011
  4. JWK

    Staines removed from signs

    Big enough bomb & it wouldn't matter. Never re tell jokes from non geographers without checking the facts:heehee:
    Big enough bomb & it wouldn't matter. Never re tell jokes from non geographers without checking the facts:heehee:
    Big enough bomb & it wouldn't matter. Never re tell jokes from non geographers without checking the facts:heehee:
    Big enough bomb & it wouldn't matter. Never re tell jokes from non geographers without checking the facts:heehee:
    JWK, Dec 17, 2011
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    willow
    Dec 17, 2011
  5. watergarden
    Like x 9

    snow risk

    watergarden, Dec 15, 2011
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    Daisies
    Dec 17, 2011
  6. watergarden

    Snow

    Ya....... but not for snow.........:heehee:
    Ya....... but not for snow.........:heehee:
    Ya....... but not for snow.........:heehee:
    Ya....... but not for snow.........:heehee:
    watergarden, Dec 14, 2011
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    catztail
    Dec 15, 2011
  7. shiney
    Like x 4

    No Underwear - Makes Sense To Me

    :heehee:
    :heehee:
    :heehee:
    :heehee:
    shiney, Dec 12, 2011
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    redstar
    Dec 12, 2011
  8. lazydog
    Like x 4

    ever had the feeling you are naked ;)

    Even I can appreciate that one.
    Even I can appreciate that one.
    Even I can appreciate that one.
    Even I can appreciate that one.
    lazydog, Dec 8, 2011
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    gcc3663
    Dec 12, 2011
  9. shiney
    Like x 3

    Simple Truths

    SIMPLE TRUTH 1. Partners help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. SIMPLE...
    SIMPLE TRUTH 1. Partners help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH 2. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say "congratulations". ...
    SIMPLE TRUTH 1. Partners help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH 2. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends...
    SIMPLE TRUTH 1. Partners help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. SIMPLE...
    shiney, Dec 12, 2011
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    shiney
    Dec 12, 2011
  10. kindredspirit

    The "Impossible Quiz".

    Thats a good Jump. I'll ponder 49 later (when I get some peace:mute:)
    Thats a good Jump. I'll ponder 49 later (when I get some peace:mute:)
    Thats a good Jump. I'll ponder 49 later (when I get some peace:mute:)
    Thats a good Jump. I'll ponder 49 later (when I get some peace:mute:)
    kindredspirit, Dec 6, 2011 ... 2
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    gcc3663
    Dec 9, 2011
  11. kindredspirit
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    In my next life I want to live backwards.

    ...you missed the bit that says: "Someone holds you upside down by your ankles as you cry your eyes out, as loudly as you can with your weak, tiny lungs, and then they bray your bare butt, before...
    ...you missed the bit that says: "Someone holds you upside down by your ankles as you cry your eyes out, as loudly as you can with your weak, tiny lungs, and then they bray your bare butt, before stuffing you forcibly into a a gap that all logic says you can't possibly fit through. I think...
    ...you missed the bit that says: "Someone holds you upside down by your ankles as you cry your eyes out, as loudly as you can with your weak, tiny lungs, and then they bray your bare butt, before stuffing you forcibly into a a gap that all logic...
    ...you missed the bit that says: "Someone holds you upside down by your ankles as you cry your eyes out, as loudly as you can with your weak, tiny lungs, and then they bray your bare butt, before...
    kindredspirit, Dec 6, 2011
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    gcc3663
    Dec 6, 2011
  12. Aesculus

    15 Minute Burn Chilli Sauce

    I been thinking , i wouldn't mind giving it a go...:rolleyespink:i love hot spicy food..Mr Lolimac just looks at me strangley when i've been in the GH and picked a chilli and just stood there chomping on...
    I been thinking , i wouldn't mind giving it a go...:rolleyespink:i love hot spicy food..Mr Lolimac just looks at me strangley when i've been in the GH and picked a chilli and just stood there chomping on it....he doesn,t think it's 'normal'....when i have a curry it has to be a Vindaloo or a veggie Phall...he...
    I been thinking , i wouldn't mind giving it a go...:rolleyespink:i love hot spicy food..Mr Lolimac just looks at me strangley when i've been in the GH and picked a chilli and just stood there chomping on it....he doesn,t think it's 'normal'....when i have a...
    I been thinking , i wouldn't mind giving it a go...:rolleyespink:i love hot spicy food..Mr Lolimac just looks at me strangley when i've been in the GH and picked a chilli and just stood there chomping on...
    Aesculus, Dec 5, 2011
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    Lolimac
    Dec 6, 2011
  13. Phil A

    For Marley Farley

    Gosh great to see.. Thank you.. :dbgrtmb:
    Gosh great to see.. Thank you.. :dbgrtmb:
    Gosh great to see.. Thank you.. :dbgrtmb:
    Gosh great to see.. Thank you.. :dbgrtmb:
    Phil A, Dec 5, 2011
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    Marley Farley
    Dec 5, 2011
  14. Phil A

    New Fast Show online

    Could be, could be. "This week, I a' bin mostly eatin' vegetables from the garden." :D
    Could be, could be. "This week, I a' bin mostly eatin' vegetables from the garden." :D
    Could be, could be. "This week, I a' bin mostly eatin' vegetables from the garden." :D
    Could be, could be. "This week, I a' bin mostly eatin' vegetables from the garden." :D
    Phil A, Dec 5, 2011
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    Trunky
    Dec 5, 2011
  15. Phil A

    Convoluted Family Tree

    You might like this one too, Dicken's Cider - YouTube Caution, contains content likely to make Catztail giggle.
    You might like this one too, Dicken's Cider - YouTube Caution, contains content likely to make Catztail giggle.
    You might like this one too, Dicken's Cider - YouTube Caution, contains content likely to make Catztail giggle.
    You might like this one too, Dicken's Cider - YouTube Caution, contains content likely to make Catztail giggle.
    Phil A, Dec 4, 2011
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    Phil A
    Dec 4, 2011
  16. clueless1

    Saudi cleric needs lesson about birds and bees

    They have a standard answer. The Lord moves in mysterious ways.Translation: We have no idea. We know it makes absolutely no sense, but it is written, and therefore it is true.
    They have a standard answer. The Lord moves in mysterious ways.Translation: We have no idea. We know it makes absolutely no sense, but it is written, and therefore it is true.
    They have a standard answer. The Lord moves in mysterious ways.Translation: We have no idea. We know it makes absolutely no sense, but it is written, and therefore it is true.
    They have a standard answer. The Lord moves in mysterious ways.Translation: We have no idea. We know it makes absolutely no sense, but it is written, and therefore it is true.
    clueless1, Dec 3, 2011
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    clueless1
    Dec 4, 2011
  17. lazydog

    Double strength Viagra

    lazydog, Dec 3, 2011
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    Flowerpot
    Dec 4, 2011
  18. lazydog
    Like x 4

    Ron buys a present

    A Young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived a considerable distance away.He consulted with...
    A Young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived a considerable distance away.He consulted with his sister and decided after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike...
    A Young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived a considerable distance away.He consulted with his sister and decided after careful consideration,...
    A Young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived a considerable distance away.He consulted with...
    lazydog, Dec 3, 2011
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    lazydog
    Dec 3, 2011
  19. Marley Farley

    Mole Holes....

    Your smile for the day--have a good one! :D...
    Your smile for the day--have a good one! :DA ...
    Your smile for the day--have a good one! :D...
    Your smile for the day--have a good one! :D...
    Marley Farley, Dec 3, 2011
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    Marley Farley
    Dec 3, 2011
  20. kindredspirit
    Like x 12

    All pensioners should be sent to jail.

    In my experience there seem to be more bad than good homes. However we go to the bad ones more often as they dont look after folk as well. My worst nightmare is ending up in one of those places....
    In my experience there seem to be more bad than good homes. However we go to the bad ones more often as they dont look after folk as well. My worst nightmare is ending up in one of those places. If my kids want my money they better buy me a one way ticket to switzerland before I get...
    In my experience there seem to be more bad than good homes. However we go to the bad ones more often as they dont look after folk as well. My worst nightmare is ending up in one of those places. If my kids want my money they better buy me a one...
    In my experience there seem to be more bad than good homes. However we go to the bad ones more often as they dont look after folk as well. My worst nightmare is ending up in one of those places....
    kindredspirit, Nov 17, 2011
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    exlabman
    Dec 1, 2011
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