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  1. clueless1
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    The queen and the pope

    Ah But clueless1, It Wasn't just a common Simple Head Butt !! It Was A Glasgow Kiss:D.
    Ah But clueless1, It Wasn't just a common Simple Head Butt !! It Was A Glasgow Kiss:D.
    Ah But clueless1, It Wasn't just a common Simple Head Butt !! It Was A Glasgow Kiss:D.
    Ah But clueless1, It Wasn't just a common Simple Head Butt !! It Was A Glasgow Kiss:D.
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  2. Webmaster

    Funny Vid

    :loll:What kind of a nutter does that? I was going to say at least it keeps him off the streets but actually it doesn't :)
    :loll:What kind of a nutter does that? I was going to say at least it keeps him off the streets but actually it doesn't :)
    :loll:What kind of a nutter does that? I was going to say at least it keeps him off the streets but actually it doesn't :)
    :loll:What kind of a nutter does that? I was going to say at least it keeps him off the streets but actually it doesn't :)
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  3. shiney
    Like x 5

    A Maggie T Story

    I think you're right CK, I have a word with Ziggy and Aesculus to see what they think!!!:heehee::D
    I think you're right CK, I have a word with Ziggy and Aesculus to see what they think!!!:heehee::D
    I think you're right CK, I have a word with Ziggy and Aesculus to see what they think!!!:heehee::D
    I think you're right CK, I have a word with Ziggy and Aesculus to see what they think!!!:heehee::D
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  4. shiney
    Like x 11

    The Dot

    Is that so, Boyo!!!:heehee::heehee::D
    Is that so, Boyo!!!:heehee::heehee::D
    Is that so, Boyo!!!:heehee::heehee::D
    Is that so, Boyo!!!:heehee::heehee::D
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  5. lazydog
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    who will do the dishes

    Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. ...
    Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to...
    Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner...
    Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. ...
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  6. Bilbo675

    A Cat with 'Cahoonas'...

    The title reminded me of a friend of ours who took her cat Sally to be Spayed. Apparantly "Sam" needed a different procedure.:rolleyespink:
    The title reminded me of a friend of ours who took her cat Sally to be Spayed. Apparantly "Sam" needed a different procedure.:rolleyespink:
    The title reminded me of a friend of ours who took her cat Sally to be Spayed. Apparantly "Sam" needed a different procedure.:rolleyespink:
    The title reminded me of a friend of ours who took her cat Sally to be Spayed. Apparantly "Sam" needed a different procedure.:rolleyespink:
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  7. Bilbo675
    Like x 4

    OOOPS, My Bad.....

    A Classic :D
    A Classic :D
    A Classic :D
    A Classic :D
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  8. JWK
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    Stupid Tablecloth label

    An Umbrella Job, produced by a Jobsworth, to meet the percieved demands of Health & Safety. Equates to 50% of the cost of Production, presumably:help:
    An Umbrella Job, produced by a Jobsworth, to meet the percieved demands of Health & Safety. Equates to 50% of the cost of Production, presumably:help:
    An Umbrella Job, produced by a Jobsworth, to meet the percieved demands of Health & Safety. Equates to 50% of the cost of Production, presumably:help:
    An Umbrella Job, produced by a Jobsworth, to meet the percieved demands of Health & Safety. Equates to 50% of the cost of Production, presumably:help:
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  9. lazydog
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    Wee Billy

    Wee Billy from Glasgow tried his utmost to look cool.His friend told him that he needed a pair of good designer trainers to go with his shell suit.Billy saved up all his Giros and all the...
    Wee Billy from Glasgow tried his utmost to look cool.His friend told him that he needed a pair of good designer trainers to go with his shell suit.Billy saved up all his Giros and all the money he got back from returning his empty Irn-bru bottles and finally managed to get himself a pair...
    Wee Billy from Glasgow tried his utmost to look cool.His friend told him that he needed a pair of good designer trainers to go with his shell suit.Billy saved up all his Giros and all the money he got back from returning his empty Irn-bru...
    Wee Billy from Glasgow tried his utmost to look cool.His friend told him that he needed a pair of good designer trainers to go with his shell suit.Billy saved up all his Giros and all the...
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  10. chitting kaz
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    serenity prayer

    :loll::loll::loll::heehee::heehee::love30::happydance::happydance:
    :loll::loll::loll::heehee::heehee::love30::happydance::happydance:
    :loll::loll::loll::heehee::heehee::love30::happydance::happydance:
    :loll::loll::loll::heehee::heehee::love30::happydance::happydance:
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  11. lazydog
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  12. shiney
    Like x 12

    Which Is Your Favourite Position?

    I can't pick a favourite they are all SO cutie!!!!! :wub2:Val
    I can't pick a favourite they are all SO cutie!!!!! :wub2:Val
    I can't pick a favourite they are all SO cutie!!!!! :wub2:Val
    I can't pick a favourite they are all SO cutie!!!!! :wub2:Val
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  13. chitting kaz
    Like x 6

    it's in my roots

    i need wrinkle cream
    i need wrinkle cream
    i need wrinkle cream
    i need wrinkle cream
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  14. chitting kaz

    how many lady birds

    Clueless, You Missed The Cuddly toy.:WINK1:.
    Clueless, You Missed The Cuddly toy.:WINK1:.
    Clueless, You Missed The Cuddly toy.:WINK1:.
    Clueless, You Missed The Cuddly toy.:WINK1:.
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  15. lazydog

    Kittens for sale

    This rather simple and retarded man was in front of Kings Cross station holding a basket with two beautiful kittens in it when another man recognized him and out of curiosity asked him what he...
    This rather simple and retarded man was in front of Kings Cross station holding a basket with two beautiful kittens in it when another man recognized him and out of curiosity asked him what he was doing there.He replied "_ I need to buy a new wheelbarrow, a hedge trimmer, a new car, a...
    This rather simple and retarded man was in front of Kings Cross station holding a basket with two beautiful kittens in it when another man recognized him and out of curiosity asked him what he was doing there.He replied "_ I need to buy a new...
    This rather simple and retarded man was in front of Kings Cross station holding a basket with two beautiful kittens in it when another man recognized him and out of curiosity asked him what he...
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  16. lazydog
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    The new UK emblem

    :nono::roflsign:
    :nono::roflsign:
    :nono::roflsign:
    :nono::roflsign:
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  17. shiney
    Like x 6

    And You Think You're Having A Bad Hair Day!

    Too cute!!!!!
    Too cute!!!!!
    Too cute!!!!!
    Too cute!!!!!
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  18. Alice

    THE YARD..... The GC Grumble Societies thread.... ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK...!!!

    I think it depends if your a gardner or not.When I first came to the USA it confused me no end this talk of yards,mowing yards ,BBQ in yards ,planting trees in yards, I'm imagining vast areas of...
    I think it depends if your a gardner or not.When I first came to the USA it confused me no end this talk of yards,mowing yards ,BBQ in yards ,planting trees in yards, I'm imagining vast areas of concrete. My gran had a yard out back ,flag stones ,kind of like a patio then there was the garden...
    I think it depends if your a gardner or not.When I first came to the USA it confused me no end this talk of yards,mowing yards ,BBQ in yards ,planting trees in yards, I'm imagining vast areas of concrete. My gran had a yard out back ,flag stones...
    I think it depends if your a gardner or not.When I first came to the USA it confused me no end this talk of yards,mowing yards ,BBQ in yards ,planting trees in yards, I'm imagining vast areas of...
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  19. lazydog

    A warning

    Beer contains female hormones. Last month, Sydney University and CSIRO scientists released the...
    Beer contains female hormones. Last month, Sydney University and CSIRO scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female...
    Beer contains female hormones. Last month, Sydney University and CSIRO scientists released the results of a recent analysis that ...
    Beer contains female hormones. Last month, Sydney University and CSIRO scientists released the...
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  20. Phil A

    What was your first post?

    Here's mine! Even got an edit date stamp by my alter-ego michaelmasdaisy!
    Here's mine! Even got an edit date stamp by my alter-ego michaelmasdaisy!
    Here's mine! Even got an edit date stamp by my alter-ego michaelmasdaisy!
    Here's mine! Even got an edit date stamp by my alter-ego michaelmasdaisy!
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