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  1. clueless1

    Music of your youth

    I thought this might bring about some musical enlightenment for all. How about we pick out a cracking good song from our you, and stick a link to it on here? But instead of just posting a link to...
    I thought this might bring about some musical enlightenment for all. How about we pick out a cracking good song from our you, and stick a link to it on here? But instead of just posting a link to a song just because you like it, how about we explain what we think it was about and/or what...
    I thought this might bring about some musical enlightenment for all. How about we pick out a cracking good song from our you, and stick a link to it on here? But instead of just posting a link to a song just because you like it, how about we...
    I thought this might bring about some musical enlightenment for all. How about we pick out a cracking good song from our you, and stick a link to it on here? But instead of just posting a link to...
    clueless1, Nov 6, 2011
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  2. HarryS

    Afghan Melon / leftover venison

    Reading the edible section on all the exoctically named veg , brought to mind this very early Billy Connolly sketch about Afghan melon ( far to late to plant now :WINK1:) . I first heard this on a...
    Reading the edible section on all the exoctically named veg , brought to mind this very early Billy Connolly sketch about Afghan melon ( far to late to plant now :WINK1:) . I first heard this on a C60 cassette in my car and it killed me :D Now this is Classic Billy Connolly , so is not suitable...
    Reading the edible section on all the exoctically named veg , brought to mind this very early Billy Connolly sketch about Afghan melon ( far to late to plant now :WINK1:) . I first heard this on a C60 cassette in my car and it killed me :D Now...
    Reading the edible section on all the exoctically named veg , brought to mind this very early Billy Connolly sketch about Afghan melon ( far to late to plant now :WINK1:) . I first heard this on a...
    HarryS, Nov 3, 2011
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  3. HarryS
    Like x 4

    Golf Club Sign

    I managed to slip this wording into the specification for an offices WC refurbishment contract "Contractors are not to wash their dirty tools in the washbasins".When Mrs Scrungee discovered a...
    I managed to slip this wording into the specification for an offices WC refurbishment contract "Contractors are not to wash their dirty tools in the washbasins".When Mrs Scrungee discovered a visitor had pooed on the floor of the toilets where she worked, the facilities manager told her to...
    I managed to slip this wording into the specification for an offices WC refurbishment contract "Contractors are not to wash their dirty tools in the washbasins".When Mrs Scrungee discovered a visitor had pooed on the floor of the toilets...
    I managed to slip this wording into the specification for an offices WC refurbishment contract "Contractors are not to wash their dirty tools in the washbasins".When Mrs Scrungee discovered a...
    HarryS, Oct 29, 2011
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    Oct 29, 2011
  4. HarryS
    Like x 5

    Government Contracting

    Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken wall at 10 Downing Street - one from London , another from Bristol and the third, Liverpool.They go with a government official to examine the...
    Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken wall at 10 Downing Street - one from London , another from Bristol and the third, Liverpool.They go with a government official to examine the wall.The London contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures...
    Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken wall at 10 Downing Street - one from London , another from Bristol and the third, Liverpool.They go with a government official to examine the wall.The London contractor takes out a tape measure...
    Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken wall at 10 Downing Street - one from London , another from Bristol and the third, Liverpool.They go with a government official to examine the...
    HarryS, Oct 29, 2011
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  5. clueless1

    To be, or not to be... a great bard

    Being a philistine I can’t join in this debate, luckily the Reduced Shakespeare Company are doing their best to educate simpletons like me: RSC : The Othello Rap - YouTube
    Being a philistine I can’t join in this debate, luckily the Reduced Shakespeare Company are doing their best to educate simpletons like me: RSC : The Othello Rap - YouTube
    Being a philistine I can’t join in this debate, luckily the Reduced Shakespeare Company are doing their best to educate simpletons like me: RSC : The Othello Rap - YouTube
    Being a philistine I can’t join in this debate, luckily the Reduced Shakespeare Company are doing their best to educate simpletons like me: RSC : The Othello Rap - YouTube
    clueless1, Oct 25, 2011
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  6. Axl
    Like x 5

    The Health and Safety Thread

    from another forum: the latest new hedge trimmer: [
    from another forum: the latest new hedge trimmer: [
    from another forum: the latest new hedge trimmer: [
    from another forum: the latest new hedge trimmer: [
    Axl, Oct 27, 2011
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  7. Phil A

    Remember the breakfast scene in Alien?

    :OUCH: Don't look at this one then Catz, :OUCH:
    :OUCH: Don't look at this one then Catz, :OUCH:
    :OUCH: Don't look at this one then Catz, :OUCH:
    :OUCH: Don't look at this one then Catz, :OUCH:
    Phil A, Oct 25, 2011
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    Phil A
    Oct 26, 2011
  8. music
    Like x 3

    For a bit of fun!!!

    I've put this one on GC before but I think it qualifies under something that happens in the house. We always bought Sainsbury's supersoft toilet paper but one time it wasn't soft. So I wrote to...
    I've put this one on GC before but I think it qualifies under something that happens in the house. We always bought Sainsbury's supersoft toilet paper but one time it wasn't soft. So I wrote to their customer services about it. A BIT OF A “BUMMER” (or an in-convenience) It is with...
    I've put this one on GC before but I think it qualifies under something that happens in the house. We always bought Sainsbury's supersoft toilet paper but one time it wasn't soft. So I wrote to their customer services about it. A BIT OF A...
    I've put this one on GC before but I think it qualifies under something that happens in the house. We always bought Sainsbury's supersoft toilet paper but one time it wasn't soft. So I wrote to...
    music, Oct 24, 2011
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    shiney
    Oct 25, 2011
  9. music
    Like x 3

    What would you be ???

    Just at the moment I think I would be a saxaphone - an ill wind that's hard to blow good.
    Just at the moment I think I would be a saxaphone - an ill wind that's hard to blow good.
    Just at the moment I think I would be a saxaphone - an ill wind that's hard to blow good.
    Just at the moment I think I would be a saxaphone - an ill wind that's hard to blow good.
    music, Oct 23, 2011
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    Alice
    Oct 23, 2011
  10. kindredspirit
    Like x 4

    Do you like my new garage door opening device?

    Good One Kindred :D:D:D.
    Good One Kindred :D:D:D.
    Good One Kindred :D:D:D.
    Good One Kindred :D:D:D.
    kindredspirit, Oct 21, 2011
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    music
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  11. HarryS

    Excuse me Ziggy...........

    Or this one:Interesting geology under that church, the effects of which are only really appreciated if you walk around it. Used to go camping/walking just down the road for many years.
    Or this one:Interesting geology under that church, the effects of which are only really appreciated if you walk around it. Used to go camping/walking just down the road for many years.
    Or this one:Interesting geology under that church, the effects of which are only really appreciated if you walk around it. Used to go camping/walking just down the road for many years.
    Or this one:Interesting geology under that church, the effects of which are only really appreciated if you walk around it. Used to go camping/walking just down the road for many years.
    HarryS, Oct 22, 2011
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    Scrungee
    Oct 22, 2011
  12. JWK
    Like x 7

    Welcome to Chadderton sign hung upside down

    poor guy was prob on piece work knowing oldham council :D
    poor guy was prob on piece work knowing oldham council :D
    poor guy was prob on piece work knowing oldham council :D
    poor guy was prob on piece work knowing oldham council :D
    JWK, Oct 20, 2011
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    joolz68
    Oct 20, 2011
  13. miraflores
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    jokes

    A SHORT LOVE STORYA man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental...
    A SHORT LOVE STORYA man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep...
    A SHORT LOVE STORYA man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a...
    A SHORT LOVE STORYA man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental...
    miraflores, Oct 17, 2011
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  14. miraflores

    tinned pie

    The Pooles pies do they come in a tin or wrapping?
    The Pooles pies do they come in a tin or wrapping?
    The Pooles pies do they come in a tin or wrapping?
    The Pooles pies do they come in a tin or wrapping?
    miraflores, Oct 14, 2011 ... 2 3
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    miraflores
    Oct 15, 2011
  15. Val..

    Mary queen of frocks!!

    No, I think it just lights you a cigarette..............!! :WINK1:Val
    No, I think it just lights you a cigarette..............!! :WINK1:Val
    No, I think it just lights you a cigarette..............!! :WINK1:Val
    No, I think it just lights you a cigarette..............!! :WINK1:Val
    Val.., Oct 14, 2011
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    Val..
    Oct 14, 2011
  16. lazydog

    Paul McCartney

    There's a problem with the new Carlos Teves DVD. You can't get it to Play.
    There's a problem with the new Carlos Teves DVD. You can't get it to Play.
    There's a problem with the new Carlos Teves DVD. You can't get it to Play.
    There's a problem with the new Carlos Teves DVD. You can't get it to Play.
    lazydog, Oct 10, 2011
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    gcc3663
    Oct 10, 2011
  17. redstar
    Like x 7

    No Pun intended.

    Nice One Redstar:heehee::loll:.
    Nice One Redstar:heehee::loll:.
    Nice One Redstar:heehee::loll:.
    Nice One Redstar:heehee::loll:.
    redstar, Oct 10, 2011
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    music
    Oct 10, 2011
  18. Louise D
    Locked

    Yawn yawn - wakey wakey..!! Mk 4

    :heehee: Good point Shiney. Wish I was a drinker, I could get splodged! Nah! outgrown those days!:scratch: Seriously thinking of buying her a cage. Lots of good reports about how if introduced right they can be...
    :heehee: Good point Shiney. Wish I was a drinker, I could get splodged! Nah! outgrown those days!:scratch: Seriously thinking of buying her a cage. Lots of good reports about how if introduced right they can be a comfort to a dog. :what: Amber says not this dog! Shout from Steve's bedroom he is trying to catch up...
    :heehee: Good point Shiney. Wish I was a drinker, I could get splodged! Nah! outgrown those days!:scratch: Seriously thinking of buying her a cage. Lots of good reports about how if introduced right they can be a comfort to a dog. :what: Amber says not this dog! ...
    :heehee: Good point Shiney. Wish I was a drinker, I could get splodged! Nah! outgrown those days!:scratch: Seriously thinking of buying her a cage. Lots of good reports about how if introduced right they can be...
    Louise D, Mar 24, 2011 ... 63 64 65
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    moyra
    Oct 8, 2011
  19. lazydog
    Like x 10

    communication in marrige

    Blimey:dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb:
    Blimey:dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb:
    Blimey:dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb:
    Blimey:dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb::dbgrtmb:
    lazydog, Sep 24, 2011 ... 2
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    Phil A
    Oct 4, 2011
  20. music

    Psychic/clairvoyants.

    Sorry, got into derailing mode after brief encounter with evil wife, should have seen that coming, got an aura like a Banshee:DOH:
    Sorry, got into derailing mode after brief encounter with evil wife, should have seen that coming, got an aura like a Banshee:DOH:
    Sorry, got into derailing mode after brief encounter with evil wife, should have seen that coming, got an aura like a Banshee:DOH:
    Sorry, got into derailing mode after brief encounter with evil wife, should have seen that coming, got an aura like a Banshee:DOH:
    music, Oct 1, 2011 ... 2 3
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    Phil A
    Oct 3, 2011
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