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  1. Marley Farley
    Like x 11

    Playing with the moon..!!

    Lovely,I like the balloon one the best.
    Lovely,I like the balloon one the best.
    Lovely,I like the balloon one the best.
    Lovely,I like the balloon one the best.
    Marley Farley, Feb 15, 2012
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    kernowdreamer
    Feb 15, 2012
  2. capney
    Like x 7

    Meet the Family

    Is he going to fly to the Sun?
    Is he going to fly to the Sun?
    Is he going to fly to the Sun?
    Is he going to fly to the Sun?
    capney, Feb 15, 2012
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    Phil A
    Feb 15, 2012
  3. clueless1
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    The cockerel and the farmer

    A farmer noticed that his prize cockerel seemed to lack the energy he used to have, and realised it was getting old. He decided to take the load off the old cockerel by getting a much younger one...
    A farmer noticed that his prize cockerel seemed to lack the energy he used to have, and realised it was getting old. He decided to take the load off the old cockerel by getting a much younger one in to sort the lady hens out.The older cockerel didn't like this one bit, and being old and wise,...
    A farmer noticed that his prize cockerel seemed to lack the energy he used to have, and realised it was getting old. He decided to take the load off the old cockerel by getting a much younger one in to sort the lady hens out.The older cockerel...
    A farmer noticed that his prize cockerel seemed to lack the energy he used to have, and realised it was getting old. He decided to take the load off the old cockerel by getting a much younger one...
    clueless1, Feb 16, 2012
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    clueless1
    Feb 16, 2012
  4. Marley Farley
    Like x 6

    The Brit Way to Fill in a Pot Hole..!!!

    Oh my life! I've not had a totally helpless, ROTFL moment like that for ages!Thank you!and what's more, it looks like they have the Bloke from Poland on a leash!
    Oh my life! I've not had a totally helpless, ROTFL moment like that for ages!Thank you!and what's more, it looks like they have the Bloke from Poland on a leash!
    Oh my life! I've not had a totally helpless, ROTFL moment like that for ages!Thank you!and what's more, it looks like they have the Bloke from Poland on a leash!
    Oh my life! I've not had a totally helpless, ROTFL moment like that for ages!Thank you!and what's more, it looks like they have the Bloke from Poland on a leash!
    Marley Farley, Feb 16, 2012
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    Daisies
    Feb 16, 2012
  5. Phil A

    Reduced to Tears

    My mate was sitting reading a Discworld book & asked me to google Shibo Yangcong-san for him. The result reduced me to tears of uncontrolable laughter:heehee::heehee::heehee:
    My mate was sitting reading a Discworld book & asked me to google Shibo Yangcong-san for him. The result reduced me to tears of uncontrolable laughter:heehee::heehee::heehee:
    My mate was sitting reading a Discworld book & asked me to google Shibo Yangcong-san for him. The result reduced me to tears of uncontrolable laughter:heehee::heehee::heehee:
    My mate was sitting reading a Discworld book & asked me to google Shibo Yangcong-san for him. The result reduced me to tears of uncontrolable laughter:heehee::heehee::heehee:
    Phil A, Feb 17, 2012
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    Phil A
    Feb 17, 2012
  6. clueless1
    Like x 5

    An advantage of forgetfulness

    Its called drunkeness Clueless :heehee: You are reading a post then up pops your name , you read it in horror "Oh bloody hell ! I did not say that did I ! "
    Its called drunkeness Clueless :heehee: You are reading a post then up pops your name , you read it in horror "Oh bloody hell ! I did not say that did I ! "
    Its called drunkeness Clueless :heehee: You are reading a post then up pops your name , you read it in horror "Oh bloody hell ! I did not say that did I ! "
    Its called drunkeness Clueless :heehee: You are reading a post then up pops your name , you read it in horror "Oh bloody hell ! I did not say that did I ! "
    clueless1, Feb 18, 2012
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    HarryS
    Feb 18, 2012
  7. HarryS

    How fast Are You ?

    not really :heehee:
    not really :heehee:
    not really :heehee:
    not really :heehee:
    HarryS, Feb 18, 2012 ... 2
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    shiney
    Feb 18, 2012
  8. ClaraLou
    Like x 5

    When rockstars were really rockstars ...

    There aren't many of us on here that remember Bill Haley when he started rock'n'roll but he was the new sensation in the early fifties. He coined the name "rock'n'roll" in 1952 when he wrote...
    There aren't many of us on here that remember Bill Haley when he started rock'n'roll but he was the new sensation in the early fifties. He coined the name "rock'n'roll" in 1952 when he wrote 'Rock A Beating Boogie'. Depending on where he was playing he changed the tempo. This isn't his early...
    There aren't many of us on here that remember Bill Haley when he started rock'n'roll but he was the new sensation in the early fifties. He coined the name "rock'n'roll" in 1952 when he wrote 'Rock A Beating Boogie'. Depending on where he was...
    There aren't many of us on here that remember Bill Haley when he started rock'n'roll but he was the new sensation in the early fifties. He coined the name "rock'n'roll" in 1952 when he wrote...
    ClaraLou, Feb 17, 2012 ... 2
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    shiney
    Feb 19, 2012
  9. clueless1

    Who's got the best avatar?

    I'd hate to disappoint you Ziggy!:o:loll:
    I'd hate to disappoint you Ziggy!:o:loll:
    I'd hate to disappoint you Ziggy!:o:loll:
    I'd hate to disappoint you Ziggy!:o:loll:
    clueless1, Feb 8, 2012 ... 2
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    moyra
    Feb 19, 2012
  10. Whiley

    The chapter you missed.

    Contact details on the blog, can't give out e mails from here i'm afraid.
    Contact details on the blog, can't give out e mails from here i'm afraid.
    Contact details on the blog, can't give out e mails from here i'm afraid.
    Contact details on the blog, can't give out e mails from here i'm afraid.
    Whiley, Jul 30, 2008 ... 2 3
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    Phil A
    Feb 19, 2012
  11. shiney

    Simple Number Game

    So she should :thumbsup: - she's a factor nine person :heehee:
    So she should :thumbsup: - she's a factor nine person :heehee:
    So she should :thumbsup: - she's a factor nine person :heehee:
    So she should :thumbsup: - she's a factor nine person :heehee:
    shiney, Feb 19, 2012
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    shiney
    Feb 20, 2012
  12. lazydog
    Like x 3

    Difference between the sexes

    I am saying nowt,:sofa:
    I am saying nowt,:sofa:
    I am saying nowt,:sofa:
    I am saying nowt,:sofa:
    lazydog, Feb 21, 2012
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    lazydog
    Feb 21, 2012
  13. Marley Farley
    Like x 4

    Laughter is the Best Medicine..!!

    Shipwrecked Sailor to Beautifull Mermaid : Whaddya mean? You lay the eggs & then I swim over them:what:
    Shipwrecked Sailor to Beautifull Mermaid : Whaddya mean? You lay the eggs & then I swim over them:what:
    Shipwrecked Sailor to Beautifull Mermaid : Whaddya mean? You lay the eggs & then I swim over them:what:
    Shipwrecked Sailor to Beautifull Mermaid : Whaddya mean? You lay the eggs & then I swim over them:what:
    Marley Farley, Feb 21, 2012
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    Phil A
    Feb 21, 2012
  14. dirt-digger

    what do you drive or ride

    may be but i don't get wet when it rains :heehee::heehee:
    may be but i don't get wet when it rains :heehee::heehee:
    may be but i don't get wet when it rains :heehee::heehee:
    may be but i don't get wet when it rains :heehee::heehee:
    dirt-digger, Feb 22, 2012
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    dirt-digger
    Feb 22, 2012
  15. lazydog

    Man walks into a pub

    A woman walks into a bar , and asks the barman for a double entendre . So the barman gave her one :D
    A woman walks into a bar , and asks the barman for a double entendre . So the barman gave her one :D
    A woman walks into a bar , and asks the barman for a double entendre . So the barman gave her one :D
    A woman walks into a bar , and asks the barman for a double entendre . So the barman gave her one :D
    lazydog, Feb 22, 2012
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    HarryS
    Feb 22, 2012
  16. Marley Farley
    Locked

    Are you good at Captions .... MK II..!!

    This thread is now closed it has a continuation thread 40991
    This thread is now closed it has a continuation thread 40991
    This thread is now closed it has a continuation thread 40991
    This thread is now closed it has a continuation thread 40991
    Marley Farley, Mar 13, 2011 ... 65 66 67
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    GardenersCorner
    Feb 23, 2012
  17. Marley Farley
    Like x 9

    Life Rules..

    that made me chuckle marley :heehee:... guernsey milk is moorish :D yum x itl never top red wine thou :)
    that made me chuckle marley :heehee:... guernsey milk is moorish :D yum x itl never top red wine thou :)
    that made me chuckle marley :heehee:... guernsey milk is moorish :D yum x itl never top red wine thou :)
    that made me chuckle marley :heehee:... guernsey milk is moorish :D yum x itl never top red wine thou :)
    Marley Farley, Feb 23, 2012
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    joolz68
    Feb 23, 2012
  18. Marley Farley
    Locked

    Yawn Yawn, Wakey Wakey..!! MK 5

    A new thread started here
    A new thread started here
    A new thread started here
    A new thread started here
    Marley Farley, Oct 8, 2011 ... 58 59 60
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    Marley Farley
    Feb 24, 2012
  19. MichaelJohn
    Like x 5

    Why

    Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
    Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
    Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
    Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
    MichaelJohn, Feb 24, 2012
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    HarryS
    Feb 25, 2012
  20. Axl

    The Bear Remover

    A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages, and sure enough, there's an ad for " Bear Remover." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be...
    A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages, and sure enough, there's an ad for " Bear Remover." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball...
    A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages, and sure enough, there's an ad for " Bear Remover." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and...
    A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages, and sure enough, there's an ad for " Bear Remover." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be...
    Axl, Feb 25, 2012
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    Axl
    Feb 25, 2012
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