The Muppet Show

A Mafia Godfather in Toronto finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him out of 10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Enzo would hear nothing that he might have to later testify about in court. When the...

on about take your lunch with you

Oh dear,:( Scientists Prove Abiotic Oil Is Real! We need *Dim* he'll know all about this

Best get me coat then, its been nice talking to you all:(

You just wonder where many peoples heads are We had the same in Dundee, Nay the whole of Tayside and Fife All the bikers used it, there was no trouble, they looked after that themselves All the bar did was profit from the heavy drink consumed, and door money on Rock Nights Then the new...

What happens when he has a leak?:D

No snow, lots of rain yesterday. Temps will be about 50 today. Too warm. Lots of bulbs peaking up.

Hmmn My youngest daughter had an imaginary friend "Shepard Corney" He was always there and ate Sunday Dinner with us, even said thank you for his meal via the Daughter. After six years when she was Eleven he vanished. though she did search for him for a few months, then accepted that he had had...

Well that was a total waste of 17 minutes of my life Sad and pathetic The bullet that kills you travels faster than the sound of the discharge, so if you hear it you are quite safe unless the next one gets you It would have been better to just post, You are controlled by your government...

WHEN THE GUY STOPS RUNNING, PLACE THE CURSOR ABOUT 1 INCH ABOVE HIS HEAD. WEIRD.... http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/pakken.html

Well, I was in the right place at the right time for this incredible character ... thank you Micky and Mandy for reminding me of these things which, as you get older you forget.

LMAO

Lolimac likes....even though i know i shouldn't

Could have been caused by filling up with cheap petrol.

They winge and moan, don't want them angry as well When they ploughed the fields they would have a jar of cider at both ends of the field, now they have air condition tractors to keep they cider cool and now they have tractors which drive themself, so more cool cider to drink

Not sure about that . The sketch isn't making fun of either religion and isn't even making fun of insurance companies. It's a clever play on a patently ridiculous situation. The only reason I could see for not doing it nowadays is the programme's concern over having to argue with misguided...

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A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily. So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game. The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he...

The chocolate chicken ....ofcourse....

Didn't like shopping there anyway. Yesterday I was at my local Sainsbury's store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to...