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  1. oldwinegum

    A fishy tail

    My slippery eel, you are doing swimmingly well!
    My slippery eel, you are doing swimmingly well!
    My slippery eel, you are doing swimmingly well!
    My slippery eel, you are doing swimmingly well!
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  2. oldwinegum

    Women drivers

    Look at this muppet then...Very easy to roll your car and kill your friend.http://s41.photobucket.com/albums/e271/Mrpulsar/?action=view¤t=Dave20roll.flv:rolleyes: ...
    Look at this muppet then...Very easy to roll your car and kill your friend.http://s41.photobucket.com/albums/e271/Mrpulsar/?action=view¤t=Dave20roll.flv:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
    Look at this muppet then...Very easy to roll your car and kill your friend.http://s41.photobucket.com/albums/e271/Mrpulsar/?action=view¤t=Dave20roll.flv:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
    Look at this muppet then...Very easy to roll your car and kill your friend.http://s41.photobucket.com/albums/e271/Mrpulsar/?action=view¤t=Dave20roll.flv:rolleyes: ...
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  3. oldwinegum

    another bad joke

    YI-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. :D
    YI-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. :D
    YI-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. :D
    YI-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. :D
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  5. rosa

    Happy Valentines

    oh yes please dailbuie that looks delightful
    oh yes please dailbuie that looks delightful
    oh yes please dailbuie that looks delightful
    oh yes please dailbuie that looks delightful
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  6. oldwinegum

    only read if you were born before 1970

    You were lucky, shiney. We used to dreeeeeeeeeeeeem about having candles. We had to find some old newspaper and then rub two sticks together to light it. I never even saw a mint until I was...
    You were lucky, shiney. We used to dreeeeeeeeeeeeem about having candles. We had to find some old newspaper and then rub two sticks together to light it. I never even saw a mint until I was 21.A cave?? I used to dreeeeeeeem about living in a cave. All we had was an old ditch.
    You were lucky, shiney. We used to dreeeeeeeeeeeeem about having candles. We had to find some old newspaper and then rub two sticks together to light it. I never even saw a mint until I was 21.A cave?? I used to dreeeeeeeem about living in...
    You were lucky, shiney. We used to dreeeeeeeeeeeeem about having candles. We had to find some old newspaper and then rub two sticks together to light it. I never even saw a mint until I was...
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  7. Trux

    Why are gardens better than women?

    They d,ont No Contest.- - gardens-- dont-- care.Ladies--(DO CARE)--!You have answered your own question.Ladies are the best by a mile.
    They d,ont No Contest.- - gardens-- dont-- care.Ladies--(DO CARE)--!You have answered your own question.Ladies are the best by a mile.
    They d,ont No Contest.- - gardens-- dont-- care.Ladies--(DO CARE)--!You have answered your own question.Ladies are the best by a mile.
    They d,ont No Contest.- - gardens-- dont-- care.Ladies--(DO CARE)--!You have answered your own question.Ladies are the best by a mile.
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  8. jjordie

    Gardening Humour

    If Adam and Eve would have been chinese, they would have eaten the snake!
    If Adam and Eve would have been chinese, they would have eaten the snake!
    If Adam and Eve would have been chinese, they would have eaten the snake!
    If Adam and Eve would have been chinese, they would have eaten the snake!
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  9. oldwinegum

    How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

    In the local parlance - "Whit a stotter!"Where's the candles thread? :D
    In the local parlance - "Whit a stotter!"Where's the candles thread? :D
    In the local parlance - "Whit a stotter!"Where's the candles thread? :D
    In the local parlance - "Whit a stotter!"Where's the candles thread? :D
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  10. Marley Farley

    Why bother with a Helmet..???????????

    :rolleyes: :eek: :D Oh my Goodness....!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: That's worse than the bikes...!!!!! :eek: :eek:
    :rolleyes: :eek: :D Oh my Goodness....!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: That's worse than the bikes...!!!!! :eek: :eek:
    :rolleyes: :eek: :D Oh my Goodness....!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: That's worse than the bikes...!!!!! :eek: :eek:
    :rolleyes: :eek: :D Oh my Goodness....!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: That's worse than the bikes...!!!!! :eek: :eek:
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  11. oldwinegum

    Police Chase

    Reckon you're spot on there Pete. Live by the sword and all that!!
    Reckon you're spot on there Pete. Live by the sword and all that!!
    Reckon you're spot on there Pete. Live by the sword and all that!!
    Reckon you're spot on there Pete. Live by the sword and all that!!
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  12. oldwinegum

    This is real bad, only read if desperate

    lucky you I am not able to translate from italian...something..like your "story" ;)
    lucky you I am not able to translate from italian...something..like your "story" ;)
    lucky you I am not able to translate from italian...something..like your "story" ;)
    lucky you I am not able to translate from italian...something..like your "story" ;)
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  13. oldwinegum

    For 'puter geeks everywere

    I've seen that before but it still makes me laugh. :D
    I've seen that before but it still makes me laugh. :D
    I've seen that before but it still makes me laugh. :D
    I've seen that before but it still makes me laugh. :D
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  14. Victoria

    A Texas Chilli Contest

    Thank you, owg, but you really must thank my Sis, Kedi-Gato from Germany, who wanted this hilarity up. I must admit, every time I read it, I have stitches and tears! And, I can't take "hot" stuff!
    Thank you, owg, but you really must thank my Sis, Kedi-Gato from Germany, who wanted this hilarity up. I must admit, every time I read it, I have stitches and tears! And, I can't take "hot" stuff!
    Thank you, owg, but you really must thank my Sis, Kedi-Gato from Germany, who wanted this hilarity up. I must admit, every time I read it, I have stitches and tears! And, I can't take "hot" stuff!
    Thank you, owg, but you really must thank my Sis, Kedi-Gato from Germany, who wanted this hilarity up. I must admit, every time I read it, I have stitches and tears! And, I can't take "hot" stuff!
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  15. Marley Farley

    A Divers Tale....!

    Very true Garden sponge.
    Very true Garden sponge.
    Very true Garden sponge.
    Very true Garden sponge.
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  16. Garden sponge

    Does this sound like you?

    Really funny Hilarious GS .These rabbits get every where even in the shower :D
    Really funny Hilarious GS .These rabbits get every where even in the shower :D
    Really funny Hilarious GS .These rabbits get every where even in the shower :D
    Really funny Hilarious GS .These rabbits get every where even in the shower :D
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  17. Banana Man

    Unfortunate Names....

    I like the Diaper Mountain, K-G, I just love your Robin Banks, compostee! Superb! :D :D
    I like the Diaper Mountain, K-G, I just love your Robin Banks, compostee! Superb! :D :D
    I like the Diaper Mountain, K-G, I just love your Robin Banks, compostee! Superb! :D :D
    I like the Diaper Mountain, K-G, I just love your Robin Banks, compostee! Superb! :D :D
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  18. oldwinegum

    and the moral is!!!

    Hilarious, especially the first one!
    Hilarious, especially the first one!
    Hilarious, especially the first one!
    Hilarious, especially the first one!
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  19. Marley Farley

    How to prank a Telemarketer...!!!

    That was really funny MF!
    That was really funny MF!
    That was really funny MF!
    That was really funny MF!
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  20. Banana Man

    Amusing !

    Glad you liked it :D
    Glad you liked it :D
    Glad you liked it :D
    Glad you liked it :D
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