The Muppet Show

ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes

Sort By:
Title
Replies Views
Last Message ↓
  1. GCHQ
    Locked

    Yawn yawn, wakey wakey autumn 2017

    @"M" Right just gave my mouth a right wash out thank god to a nice after that episode :snorky:I see what you mean mate he's a beauty :love30:
    @"M" Right just gave my mouth a right wash out thank god to a nice after that episode :snorky:I see what you mean mate he's a beauty :love30:
    @"M" Right just gave my mouth a right wash out thank god to a nice after that episode :snorky:I see what you mean mate he's a beauty :love30:
    @"M" Right just gave my mouth a right wash out thank god to a nice after that episode :snorky:I see what you mean mate he's a beauty :love30:
    Replies:
    856
    Views:
    14,084
  2. Phil A
    Replies:
    3
    Views:
    210
  3. Phil A
    Like x 3

    A Owl !!!

    Look where I found this one the other year :hate-shocked:
    Look where I found this one the other year :hate-shocked:
    Look where I found this one the other year :hate-shocked:
    Look where I found this one the other year :hate-shocked:
    P1190586.JPG P1190584.JPG
    Replies:
    1
    Views:
    208
  4. shiney
    Replies:
    26
    Views:
    809
  5. pete

    road names.

    Too much information! :heehee:
    Too much information! :heehee:
    Too much information! :heehee:
    Too much information! :heehee:
    Replies:
    28
    Views:
    721
  6. HarryS
    Like x 6

    Shortest Day , Winter Solstice !

    @Freddy I can thoroughly recommend Burrowhayes as Julian and Marion are such lovely people and if you have any problems with pitching or anything else then Julian is straight on to it and all the...
    @Freddy I can thoroughly recommend Burrowhayes as Julian and Marion are such lovely people and if you have any problems with pitching or anything else then Julian is straight on to it and all the times we have been to this site we have had an enjoyable stay.Julian even shakes hands with us like...
    @Freddy I can thoroughly recommend Burrowhayes as Julian and Marion are such lovely people and if you have any problems with pitching or anything else then Julian is straight on to it and all the times we have been to this site we have had an...
    @Freddy I can thoroughly recommend Burrowhayes as Julian and Marion are such lovely people and if you have any problems with pitching or anything else then Julian is straight on to it and all the...
    Replies:
    27
    Views:
    881
  7. CanadianLori

    If you won the lottery ...

    20k? Make that 2M and I'd spend 750k on a new house with an acre, then I'd retire and spend every day on the garden, turning it into real showgarden stuff.
    20k? Make that 2M and I'd spend 750k on a new house with an acre, then I'd retire and spend every day on the garden, turning it into real showgarden stuff.
    20k? Make that 2M and I'd spend 750k on a new house with an acre, then I'd retire and spend every day on the garden, turning it into real showgarden stuff.
    20k? Make that 2M and I'd spend 750k on a new house with an acre, then I'd retire and spend every day on the garden, turning it into real showgarden stuff.
    Replies:
    8
    Views:
    261
  8. roders

    You know I always love a good country song.

    Beware extreme naughtyness. Do NOT click if easily offended.
    Beware extreme naughtyness. Do NOT click if easily offended.
    Beware extreme naughtyness. Do NOT click if easily offended.
    Beware extreme naughtyness. Do NOT click if easily offended.
    Replies:
    0
    Views:
    212
  9. music
    Like x 4

    Dialect/Sayings/Meanings.

    In my end of Scotland the word "Dag" is used by the So Called Gentry."Robert, I Am Taking The "dag " For Walkies" ;).
    In my end of Scotland the word "Dag" is used by the So Called Gentry."Robert, I Am Taking The "dag " For Walkies" ;).
    In my end of Scotland the word "Dag" is used by the So Called Gentry."Robert, I Am Taking The "dag " For Walkies" ;).
    In my end of Scotland the word "Dag" is used by the So Called Gentry."Robert, I Am Taking The "dag " For Walkies" ;).
    Replies:
    26
    Views:
    887
  10. Jack Sparrow

    Lift capacities.

    @strongylodon Yes, I knew Honey (Anne) and her boss Martin (who started the Honeycombs). I have just come home from a bridge match and drove past where he used to live. I don't think I should...
    @strongylodon Yes, I knew Honey (Anne) and her boss Martin (who started the Honeycombs). I have just come home from a bridge match and drove past where he used to live. I don't think I should say any more about them unless I ask 'Have I the Right?' :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    @strongylodon Yes, I knew Honey (Anne) and her boss Martin (who started the Honeycombs). I have just come home from a bridge match and drove past where he used to live. I don't think I should say any more about them unless I ask 'Have I the...
    @strongylodon Yes, I knew Honey (Anne) and her boss Martin (who started the Honeycombs). I have just come home from a bridge match and drove past where he used to live. I don't think I should...
    Replies:
    25
    Views:
    581
  11. Jack Sparrow

    Happy Birthday 2nd Bassoon

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2ND_BASOON !
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2ND_BASOON !
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2ND_BASOON !
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2ND_BASOON !
    Replies:
    8
    Views:
    547
  12. BeeHappy

    YAWN YAWN NITEY NITE

    To me games room chums, just to say HUGgZzzzzz from BEE Catch up, in the morrow :imphrt:
    To me games room chums, just to say HUGgZzzzzz from BEE Catch up, in the morrow :imphrt:
    To me games room chums, just to say HUGgZzzzzz from BEE Catch up, in the morrow :imphrt:
    To me games room chums, just to say HUGgZzzzzz from BEE Catch up, in the morrow :imphrt:
    goodnight-quotes-for--wishing-your-worries-will-all.jpg 119573-Nitey-Nite.jpg b64814268718ca56b521450301f42858--night-night-good-night-quotes.jpg images (5).jpg images (2).jpg f0423e85f8024dc6e0839f83eb9cab0f--good-night-my-friend-funny-sarcasm.jpg
    Replies:
    9
    Views:
    282
  13. CanadianLori

    Just when I thought I'd seen it all...

    :loll:@Sandy Ground
    :loll:@Sandy Ground
    :loll:@Sandy Ground
    :loll:@Sandy Ground
    images (5).jpg
    Replies:
    18
    Views:
    568
  14. shiney

    A Poem

    I do! :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I do! :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I do! :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I do! :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Replies:
    6
    Views:
    199
  15. shiney
    Funny x 4

    Funny Songs but WARNING: A Bit Rude

    I heard a few of his years back - Dear Penis being one - very funny guy, who is also blessed with musical talent. Similar vein to Kevin Wilson, who I also think is brilliant
    I heard a few of his years back - Dear Penis being one - very funny guy, who is also blessed with musical talent. Similar vein to Kevin Wilson, who I also think is brilliant
    I heard a few of his years back - Dear Penis being one - very funny guy, who is also blessed with musical talent. Similar vein to Kevin Wilson, who I also think is brilliant
    I heard a few of his years back - Dear Penis being one - very funny guy, who is also blessed with musical talent. Similar vein to Kevin Wilson, who I also think is brilliant
    Replies:
    4
    Views:
    202
  16. shiney

    Monty Python - a bit irreverent

    They'd even had the tables and chairs away :yikes:
    They'd even had the tables and chairs away :yikes:
    They'd even had the tables and chairs away :yikes:
    They'd even had the tables and chairs away :yikes:
    Replies:
    3
    Views:
    172
  17. Fat Controller
    Like x 6

    Questions you always meant to ask, but didn't.....

    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van...
    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van nearby. There's one I haven't gone to BHF so will give them a ring and see what they say. Theres also...
    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van nearby. There's one I haven't gone to BHF so will...
    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van...
    Replies:
    83
    Views:
    5,556
  18. Fat Controller

    So funny!

    Looking at the lamp posts, it happerns alot :snorky: so i think some people must have bad eye sight :doh:
    Looking at the lamp posts, it happerns alot :snorky: so i think some people must have bad eye sight :doh:
    Looking at the lamp posts, it happerns alot :snorky: so i think some people must have bad eye sight :doh:
    Looking at the lamp posts, it happerns alot :snorky: so i think some people must have bad eye sight :doh:
    Replies:
    2
    Views:
    164
  19. Phil A
    Funny x 4

    Found this a bit of a worry

    Thought I was one night, as it woke me up, but then in hindsight it was almost certainly a really bad case of flatulence........
    Thought I was one night, as it woke me up, but then in hindsight it was almost certainly a really bad case of flatulence........
    Thought I was one night, as it woke me up, but then in hindsight it was almost certainly a really bad case of flatulence........
    Thought I was one night, as it woke me up, but then in hindsight it was almost certainly a really bad case of flatulence........
    Replies:
    9
    Views:
    294
  20. shiney

    I Want One Of These!!!!!!

    @shiney :scratch: Can i suggest this video is played on a loop in your garden to your visiting feathered friends ....with your family (Flock) of Pheasants you have a Team of apprentice gardeners in the...
    @shiney :scratch: Can i suggest this video is played on a loop in your garden to your visiting feathered friends ....with your family (Flock) of Pheasants you have a Team of apprentice gardeners in the making :yes:....just think you and Mrs. Shiney would be able to finally put your feet up :heehee:
    @shiney :scratch: Can i suggest this video is played on a loop in your garden to your visiting feathered friends ....with your family (Flock) of Pheasants you have a Team of apprentice gardeners in the making :yes:....just think you and Mrs. Shiney would be...
    @shiney :scratch: Can i suggest this video is played on a loop in your garden to your visiting feathered friends ....with your family (Flock) of Pheasants you have a Team of apprentice gardeners in the...
    Replies:
    7
    Views:
    203

Thread Display Options

Loading...
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice