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  1. Doghouse Riley
    Funny x 6

    TOPLESS WAITRESS!

    Very nice, mine's only half the woman she is.
    Very nice, mine's only half the woman she is.
    Very nice, mine's only half the woman she is.
    Very nice, mine's only half the woman she is.
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  2. Scrungee

    Odd goings on in the West Country

    The Dorset knob tossers will be upset about this and looking for some sort of alternative activityDorset knob-throwing festival cancelled for 2018
    The Dorset knob tossers will be upset about this and looking for some sort of alternative activityDorset knob-throwing festival cancelled for 2018
    The Dorset knob tossers will be upset about this and looking for some sort of alternative activityDorset knob-throwing festival cancelled for 2018
    The Dorset knob tossers will be upset about this and looking for some sort of alternative activityDorset knob-throwing festival cancelled for 2018
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  3. Scrungee

    Online adverts

    Scrungee. :).I understand this problem, the last 3 pairs of Tight Underpants I purchased really did extend my 'Warranty'. It was so extended it was like a Mouse coming out, hunting for something...
    Scrungee. :).I understand this problem, the last 3 pairs of Tight Underpants I purchased really did extend my 'Warranty'. It was so extended it was like a Mouse coming out, hunting for something to Eat.;);).
    Scrungee. :).I understand this problem, the last 3 pairs of Tight Underpants I purchased really did extend my 'Warranty'. It was so extended it was like a Mouse coming out, hunting for something to Eat.;);).
    Scrungee. :).I understand this problem, the last 3 pairs of Tight Underpants I purchased really did extend my 'Warranty'. It was so extended it was like a Mouse coming out, hunting for something...
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  4. music
    Funny x 3

    Camels.

    They also have camel wrestling :yikes:.Camel wrestling - Wikipedia
    They also have camel wrestling :yikes:.Camel wrestling - Wikipedia
    They also have camel wrestling :yikes:.Camel wrestling - Wikipedia
    They also have camel wrestling :yikes:.Camel wrestling - Wikipedia
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  5. thriftybri

    carrott male or female

    got this in Tesco before christmas:yahoo:
    got this in Tesco before christmas:yahoo:
    got this in Tesco before christmas:yahoo:
    got this in Tesco before christmas:yahoo:
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  6. kindredspirit

    Are you good at captions? - 2017

    im sure the seed packet said car nation?
    im sure the seed packet said car nation?
    im sure the seed packet said car nation?
    im sure the seed packet said car nation?
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  7. Jack Sparrow

    Wine and cheese

    Hi @Jack Sparrow We had some of those once also and they're not to bad mate...it's all down to the brand at the time, can't remember what make we had :dbgrtmb:
    Hi @Jack Sparrow We had some of those once also and they're not to bad mate...it's all down to the brand at the time, can't remember what make we had :dbgrtmb:
    Hi @Jack Sparrow We had some of those once also and they're not to bad mate...it's all down to the brand at the time, can't remember what make we had :dbgrtmb:
    Hi @Jack Sparrow We had some of those once also and they're not to bad mate...it's all down to the brand at the time, can't remember what make we had :dbgrtmb:
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  8. Phil A
    Locked

    Currently listening to 2017

    New thread - HERE
    New thread - HERE
    New thread - HERE
    New thread - HERE
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  9. Gail_68

    New year resolutions - For 2018

    @ARMANDII Having a bit of weight gain isn't as bad as living in a tomb:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    @ARMANDII Having a bit of weight gain isn't as bad as living in a tomb:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    @ARMANDII Having a bit of weight gain isn't as bad as living in a tomb:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    @ARMANDII Having a bit of weight gain isn't as bad as living in a tomb:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  10. GCHQ
    Locked

    Yawn yawn, wakey wakey autumn 2017

    @"M" Right just gave my mouth a right wash out thank god to a nice after that episode :snorky:I see what you mean mate he's a beauty :love30:
    @"M" Right just gave my mouth a right wash out thank god to a nice after that episode :snorky:I see what you mean mate he's a beauty :love30:
    @"M" Right just gave my mouth a right wash out thank god to a nice after that episode :snorky:I see what you mean mate he's a beauty :love30:
    @"M" Right just gave my mouth a right wash out thank god to a nice after that episode :snorky:I see what you mean mate he's a beauty :love30:
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  11. Phil A
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  12. Phil A
    Like x 3

    A Owl !!!

    Look where I found this one the other year :hate-shocked:
    Look where I found this one the other year :hate-shocked:
    Look where I found this one the other year :hate-shocked:
    Look where I found this one the other year :hate-shocked:
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  13. shiney
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  14. pete

    road names.

    Too much information! :heehee:
    Too much information! :heehee:
    Too much information! :heehee:
    Too much information! :heehee:
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  15. HarryS
    Like x 6

    Shortest Day , Winter Solstice !

    @Freddy I can thoroughly recommend Burrowhayes as Julian and Marion are such lovely people and if you have any problems with pitching or anything else then Julian is straight on to it and all the...
    @Freddy I can thoroughly recommend Burrowhayes as Julian and Marion are such lovely people and if you have any problems with pitching or anything else then Julian is straight on to it and all the times we have been to this site we have had an enjoyable stay.Julian even shakes hands with us like...
    @Freddy I can thoroughly recommend Burrowhayes as Julian and Marion are such lovely people and if you have any problems with pitching or anything else then Julian is straight on to it and all the times we have been to this site we have had an...
    @Freddy I can thoroughly recommend Burrowhayes as Julian and Marion are such lovely people and if you have any problems with pitching or anything else then Julian is straight on to it and all the...
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  16. CanadianLori

    If you won the lottery ...

    20k? Make that 2M and I'd spend 750k on a new house with an acre, then I'd retire and spend every day on the garden, turning it into real showgarden stuff.
    20k? Make that 2M and I'd spend 750k on a new house with an acre, then I'd retire and spend every day on the garden, turning it into real showgarden stuff.
    20k? Make that 2M and I'd spend 750k on a new house with an acre, then I'd retire and spend every day on the garden, turning it into real showgarden stuff.
    20k? Make that 2M and I'd spend 750k on a new house with an acre, then I'd retire and spend every day on the garden, turning it into real showgarden stuff.
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  17. roders

    You know I always love a good country song.

    Beware extreme naughtyness. Do NOT click if easily offended.
    Beware extreme naughtyness. Do NOT click if easily offended.
    Beware extreme naughtyness. Do NOT click if easily offended.
    Beware extreme naughtyness. Do NOT click if easily offended.
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  18. music
    Like x 4

    Dialect/Sayings/Meanings.

    In my end of Scotland the word "Dag" is used by the So Called Gentry."Robert, I Am Taking The "dag " For Walkies" ;).
    In my end of Scotland the word "Dag" is used by the So Called Gentry."Robert, I Am Taking The "dag " For Walkies" ;).
    In my end of Scotland the word "Dag" is used by the So Called Gentry."Robert, I Am Taking The "dag " For Walkies" ;).
    In my end of Scotland the word "Dag" is used by the So Called Gentry."Robert, I Am Taking The "dag " For Walkies" ;).
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  19. Jack Sparrow

    Lift capacities.

    @strongylodon Yes, I knew Honey (Anne) and her boss Martin (who started the Honeycombs). I have just come home from a bridge match and drove past where he used to live. I don't think I should...
    @strongylodon Yes, I knew Honey (Anne) and her boss Martin (who started the Honeycombs). I have just come home from a bridge match and drove past where he used to live. I don't think I should say any more about them unless I ask 'Have I the Right?' :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    @strongylodon Yes, I knew Honey (Anne) and her boss Martin (who started the Honeycombs). I have just come home from a bridge match and drove past where he used to live. I don't think I should say any more about them unless I ask 'Have I the...
    @strongylodon Yes, I knew Honey (Anne) and her boss Martin (who started the Honeycombs). I have just come home from a bridge match and drove past where he used to live. I don't think I should...
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  20. Jack Sparrow

    Happy Birthday 2nd Bassoon

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2ND_BASOON !
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2ND_BASOON !
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2ND_BASOON !
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2ND_BASOON !
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    8
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    636

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