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  1. lazydog
    Like x 5

    How to get to Heaven from Scotland ...

    Good One Lazydog:WINK1::WINK1:.
    Good One Lazydog:WINK1::WINK1:.
    Good One Lazydog:WINK1::WINK1:.
    Good One Lazydog:WINK1::WINK1:.
    lazydog, Sep 2, 2011
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    music
    Sep 2, 2011
  2. miraflores
    Like x 7

    joke

    Some time ago we were on holiday on Majorca. one afternoon we were on the beach and decided to have lunch at an open beachside eatery/bar. on arrival at the bar i noticed sitting across from us 4...
    Some time ago we were on holiday on Majorca. one afternoon we were on the beach and decided to have lunch at an open beachside eatery/bar. on arrival at the bar i noticed sitting across from us 4 elderly ladies," Topless ":gaagh:. they must have been living on the island for some time as they...
    Some time ago we were on holiday on Majorca. one afternoon we were on the beach and decided to have lunch at an open beachside eatery/bar. on arrival at the bar i noticed sitting across from us 4 elderly ladies," Topless ":gaagh:. they must have...
    Some time ago we were on holiday on Majorca. one afternoon we were on the beach and decided to have lunch at an open beachside eatery/bar. on arrival at the bar i noticed sitting across from us 4...
    miraflores, Aug 31, 2011
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    music
    Sep 2, 2011
  3. JWK
    Like x 3

    Sacked men tagged offender's false leg

    Was That the private security firm---- G4S = Gone For Smoke:WINK1:.
    Was That the private security firm---- G4S = Gone For Smoke:WINK1:.
    Was That the private security firm---- G4S = Gone For Smoke:WINK1:.
    Was That the private security firm---- G4S = Gone For Smoke:WINK1:.
    JWK, Aug 29, 2011
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    music
    Aug 31, 2011
  4. Victoria
    Like x 6

    Make sure you are properly insured ...

    Sex With A Baritone Opera Singer ------- Figaro.com :WINK1::WINK1:.
    Sex With A Baritone Opera Singer ------- Figaro.com :WINK1::WINK1:.
    Sex With A Baritone Opera Singer ------- Figaro.com :WINK1::WINK1:.
    Sex With A Baritone Opera Singer ------- Figaro.com :WINK1::WINK1:.
    Victoria, Aug 30, 2011
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    music
    Aug 31, 2011
  5. redstar

    Swollen hands

    Weird Sensation:rolleyespink:. Better Go For A Lay Down :scratch:.
    Weird Sensation:rolleyespink:. Better Go For A Lay Down :scratch:.
    Weird Sensation:rolleyespink:. Better Go For A Lay Down :scratch:.
    Weird Sensation:rolleyespink:. Better Go For A Lay Down :scratch:.
    redstar, Aug 25, 2011
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    music
    Aug 30, 2011
  6. kindredspirit
    Like x 4

    Got myself a new hobby.

    We've been doing something similar for years, where we put my daughter's old plastic skittles on the garden path then throw a ball just close enough behind to get the dog to run through them.
    We've been doing something similar for years, where we put my daughter's old plastic skittles on the garden path then throw a ball just close enough behind to get the dog to run through them.
    We've been doing something similar for years, where we put my daughter's old plastic skittles on the garden path then throw a ball just close enough behind to get the dog to run through them.
    We've been doing something similar for years, where we put my daughter's old plastic skittles on the garden path then throw a ball just close enough behind to get the dog to run through them.
    kindredspirit, Aug 26, 2011
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    Scrungee
    Aug 26, 2011
  7. miraflores

    how to get a sticky garden

    Wonder if they get paid for doing that..........
    Wonder if they get paid for doing that..........
    Wonder if they get paid for doing that..........
    Wonder if they get paid for doing that..........
    miraflores, Aug 21, 2011
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    catztail
    Aug 24, 2011
  8. redstar

    Three Italian Boys

    Found out they will be in Atlantic City, New Jersey on Sept. 24th. Just a 2 hour drive for me, stongly considering going. Will be at the Borgata.
    Found out they will be in Atlantic City, New Jersey on Sept. 24th. Just a 2 hour drive for me, stongly considering going. Will be at the Borgata.
    Found out they will be in Atlantic City, New Jersey on Sept. 24th. Just a 2 hour drive for me, stongly considering going. Will be at the Borgata.
    Found out they will be in Atlantic City, New Jersey on Sept. 24th. Just a 2 hour drive for me, stongly considering going. Will be at the Borgata.
    redstar, Aug 20, 2011
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    redstar
    Aug 21, 2011
  9. Clematis

    Today's brain quiz

    Hello, your test for the day. There are 4 questions. Don’t miss one, and no cheating. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?Stop and think about it and decide on your...
    Hello, your test for the day. There are 4 questions. Don’t miss one, and no cheating. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put...
    Hello, your test for the day. There are 4 questions. Don’t miss one, and no cheating. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down....
    Hello, your test for the day. There are 4 questions. Don’t miss one, and no cheating. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?Stop and think about it and decide on your...
    Clematis, Aug 18, 2011
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    Clematis
    Aug 18, 2011
  10. shiney
    Like x 4

    Two Irishmen

    Oh Shiney that's brilliant
    Oh Shiney that's brilliant
    Oh Shiney that's brilliant
    Oh Shiney that's brilliant
    shiney, Aug 15, 2011
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    Clematis
    Aug 18, 2011
  11. Victoria

    For dog lovers ...

    ... just for fun ...
    ... just for fun ...
    ... just for fun ...
    ... just for fun ...
    Victoria, Aug 15, 2011
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    Victoria
    Aug 15, 2011
  12. Phil A

    Stop The Looting

    More about Cameron here:Old Etonian toff was Tottenham looter
    More about Cameron here:Old Etonian toff was Tottenham looter
    More about Cameron here:Old Etonian toff was Tottenham looter
    More about Cameron here:Old Etonian toff was Tottenham looter
    Phil A, Aug 15, 2011
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    Scrungee
    Aug 15, 2011
  13. shiney

    The Pope's Camera

    The Pope was having a shower. Although he's very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed 'to exercise the Papal wrist', And this happened to be one of those occasions. Just as he...
    The Pope was having a shower. Although he's very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed 'to exercise the Papal wrist', And this happened to be one of those occasions. Just as he reached the Papal climax he saw a photographer taking a picture of the Holy seed flying through the...
    The Pope was having a shower. Although he's very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed 'to exercise the Papal wrist', And this happened to be one of those occasions. Just as he reached the Papal climax he saw a photographer...
    The Pope was having a shower. Although he's very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed 'to exercise the Papal wrist', And this happened to be one of those occasions. Just as he...
    shiney, Aug 15, 2011
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    shiney
    Aug 15, 2011
  14. music

    Favourite book ?????

    I love reading too (there was a thread like this last time I was here proper(!) wasn't there?) It's great to see books that I don't even know about & now think about trying. I have to confess...
    I love reading too (there was a thread like this last time I was here proper(!) wasn't there?) It's great to see books that I don't even know about & now think about trying. I have to confess though there is something I've never understood - what is all the 'bookclub' type talk that comes after...
    I love reading too (there was a thread like this last time I was here proper(!) wasn't there?) It's great to see books that I don't even know about & now think about trying. I have to confess though there is something I've never understood - what...
    I love reading too (there was a thread like this last time I was here proper(!) wasn't there?) It's great to see books that I don't even know about & now think about trying. I have to confess...
    music, Aug 10, 2011 ... 2
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    borrowers
    Aug 13, 2011
  15. kindredspirit

    The biggest plant in the world. 3½ miles wide!

    Technicalities,.................technicalities........................:D :D :D
    Technicalities,.................technicalities........................:D :D :D
    Technicalities,.................technicalities........................:D :D :D
    Technicalities,.................technicalities........................:D :D :D
    kindredspirit, Aug 6, 2011 ... 2
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    kindredspirit
    Aug 12, 2011
  16. kindredspirit

    Have you any unusual apple trees in your garden?

    Music, I had 8 apple trees who's branches used to bend to the ground with the weight of the apples: I used to put a ring of farmyard manure around them each year, about 6 inches away from their...
    Music, I had 8 apple trees who's branches used to bend to the ground with the weight of the apples: I used to put a ring of farmyard manure around them each year, about 6 inches away from their trunks. It worked for me. The only trouble was that my neighbours eventually got fed up of me...
    Music, I had 8 apple trees who's branches used to bend to the ground with the weight of the apples: I used to put a ring of farmyard manure around them each year, about 6 inches away from their trunks. It worked for me. The only trouble was...
    Music, I had 8 apple trees who's branches used to bend to the ground with the weight of the apples: I used to put a ring of farmyard manure around them each year, about 6 inches away from their...
    kindredspirit, Aug 6, 2011
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    kindredspirit
    Aug 12, 2011
  17. miraflores

    pet - funny clip

    miraflores, Aug 12, 2011
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    miraflores
    Aug 12, 2011
  18. redstar

    People of Walmart

    OMG.............i swear i've seen some of those people at my local Walmart:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:..............have to send this to my friend who works there!!:loll:
    OMG.............i swear i've seen some of those people at my local Walmart:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:..............have to send this to my friend who works there!!:loll:
    OMG.............i swear i've seen some of those people at my local Walmart:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:..............have to send this to my friend who works there!!:loll:
    OMG.............i swear i've seen some of those people at my local Walmart:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:..............have to send this to my friend who works there!!:loll:
    redstar, Aug 10, 2011
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    Penny in Ontario
    Aug 11, 2011
  19. shiney
    Like x 4

    If God Had Voicemail

    Like It Kindred :dbgrtmb:. And I Came From The Gorbals :yess:.
    Like It Kindred :dbgrtmb:. And I Came From The Gorbals :yess:.
    Like It Kindred :dbgrtmb:. And I Came From The Gorbals :yess:.
    Like It Kindred :dbgrtmb:. And I Came From The Gorbals :yess:.
    shiney, Aug 6, 2011
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    music
    Aug 10, 2011
  20. shiney
    Like x 5

    Kylie And The Bear

    My Son and I, both sniggering in a schoolboy fashion:heehee::heehee::heehee::dbgrtmb:
    My Son and I, both sniggering in a schoolboy fashion:heehee::heehee::heehee::dbgrtmb:
    My Son and I, both sniggering in a schoolboy fashion:heehee::heehee::heehee::dbgrtmb:
    My Son and I, both sniggering in a schoolboy fashion:heehee::heehee::heehee::dbgrtmb:
    shiney, Aug 8, 2011
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    Phil A
    Aug 10, 2011
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