The Muppet Show

Never tackle a pumbing job unless the trade outlets are open is my motto.

He's got a point

Can he cure Saniflo macerators?

lol, you vandal

Thats my mate John with the bung

It's not too bad, Sheal, One gets One's servants to do it.

He won't go in there again then.

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So Sounds a bit like the car's Gearbox - it is a bit long in the tooth though, which might explain it.

That Harry Hill Pops Up Everywhere:WINK1:.

Fabulous Scrungee...another one of my all time favorites

As us oldies know - it's called that because it " goes under the bed"

Same thing. Rock tied to a stick to make it better for hitting things with. Could you kick a golf ball as precisely or as far as you can launch it with a golf bat?

Slartibartfast would calm them down - if he wasn't too busy designing fjords!

Hi Guys (& Gurls) I'd just like to kindly remind you all that although this is in the Muppet's section we'd rather you didn't bypass the swear filter and to lighten the mood

Gonna need your avatar's cellphone number with those bunny ears on

I've been thinking. 'A' for Apple computers. 'B' for Banana Computers......so what would 'C' be? And we don't want treetreetree involved!

We Are Off To The Highlands Tomorrow Morning,to our Wee But And Ben.. Mrs Music Has Her Brandy And Chocolates And Mr Music Has His Non Alcohol Grouse Whisky And His Pickled Onion Crisps..Will Be Back Wednesday. .

The coal fire in the living room and the outside loo,and the joy of using it after someone else cause the seat would be warm! Proper bedding with blankets in winter the grey itchy ones would come out with the eiderdown! But I reckon we was healthier in them days the generation may not have had...