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  1. Naylors Ark
    Like x 6

    Cats win prize for giant water melons!

    Neighbour's silage. Just strange choice of covering this year.:snork:
    Neighbour's silage. Just strange choice of covering this year.:snork:
    Neighbour's silage. Just strange choice of covering this year.:snork:
    Neighbour's silage. Just strange choice of covering this year.:snork:
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  2. Phil A

    Cow

    glad I am not the only one.
    glad I am not the only one.
    glad I am not the only one.
    glad I am not the only one.
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  3. Marley Farley
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    Me Mudder..!!

    Excellent ,Marley. Thanks For Sharing.:).
    Excellent ,Marley. Thanks For Sharing.:).
    Excellent ,Marley. Thanks For Sharing.:).
    Excellent ,Marley. Thanks For Sharing.:).
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  4. clueless1

    School reunion

    I've gotten like that nowadays :heehee: . I remember all the old things as if they were yesterday and the new things I forget immediately! What new things? :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I've gotten like that nowadays :heehee: . I remember all the old things as if they were yesterday and the new things I forget immediately! What new things? :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I've gotten like that nowadays :heehee: . I remember all the old things as if they were yesterday and the new things I forget immediately! What new things? :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I've gotten like that nowadays :heehee: . I remember all the old things as if they were yesterday and the new things I forget immediately! What new things? :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  5. clueless1

    When you kick the bucket...

    He's not dead, just looking a bit pail. :snork:
    He's not dead, just looking a bit pail. :snork:
    He's not dead, just looking a bit pail. :snork:
    He's not dead, just looking a bit pail. :snork:
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  6. clueless1

    Out of context

    It may mean that, since the Government(s) disposed of the Mines, Steam Trains, Heavy Industry and developed a nice line in "Leisure Time", the atmosphere is now cleaner, allowing you to spot the...
    It may mean that, since the Government(s) disposed of the Mines, Steam Trains, Heavy Industry and developed a nice line in "Leisure Time", the atmosphere is now cleaner, allowing you to spot the intelligencia - that'll be the wide boys that run the scams.
    It may mean that, since the Government(s) disposed of the Mines, Steam Trains, Heavy Industry and developed a nice line in "Leisure Time", the atmosphere is now cleaner, allowing you to spot the intelligencia - that'll be the wide boys that run...
    It may mean that, since the Government(s) disposed of the Mines, Steam Trains, Heavy Industry and developed a nice line in "Leisure Time", the atmosphere is now cleaner, allowing you to spot the...
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  7. Jack McHammocklashing
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  8. HarryS

    Proof There is a God

    Joey Barton is God? I knew he worked in mysterious ways, but that is too much ... :heehee:
    Joey Barton is God? I knew he worked in mysterious ways, but that is too much ... :heehee:
    Joey Barton is God? I knew he worked in mysterious ways, but that is too much ... :heehee:
    Joey Barton is God? I knew he worked in mysterious ways, but that is too much ... :heehee:
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  9. JWK

    Boring and Dull - team up together

    Is the chairperson of the steering committee for the selection of associate declarations called SAD Man. for short?
    Is the chairperson of the steering committee for the selection of associate declarations called SAD Man. for short?
    Is the chairperson of the steering committee for the selection of associate declarations called SAD Man. for short?
    Is the chairperson of the steering committee for the selection of associate declarations called SAD Man. for short?
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  10. clueless1
    Like x 3

    Stag night text message

    I ended up in Liverpool once, but I got on a coach I must have thought it was the night bus.Rusty
    I ended up in Liverpool once, but I got on a coach I must have thought it was the night bus.Rusty
    I ended up in Liverpool once, but I got on a coach I must have thought it was the night bus.Rusty
    I ended up in Liverpool once, but I got on a coach I must have thought it was the night bus.Rusty
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  11. clueless1

    Weird neighbour

    Near where my mum lives there is a small grassed area with about 3 trees beside the bust stop, people often took their dogs their to have a dump, most left the poop as it fell. BUT, one day my mum...
    Near where my mum lives there is a small grassed area with about 3 trees beside the bust stop, people often took their dogs their to have a dump, most left the poop as it fell. BUT, one day my mum got on the bus and being higher up than she was while waiting for said bus, she noticed in one of...
    Near where my mum lives there is a small grassed area with about 3 trees beside the bust stop, people often took their dogs their to have a dump, most left the poop as it fell. BUT, one day my mum got on the bus and being higher up than she was...
    Near where my mum lives there is a small grassed area with about 3 trees beside the bust stop, people often took their dogs their to have a dump, most left the poop as it fell. BUT, one day my mum...
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  12. Aesculus

    New Mushroom Found in China

    Well the China likes the exotic things
    Well the China likes the exotic things
    Well the China likes the exotic things
    Well the China likes the exotic things
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  13. clueless1
    Like x 7

    Things you shouldn't tell the missus

    As Jack would say:- "Anniversary? What Anniversary?":runforhills:
    As Jack would say:- "Anniversary? What Anniversary?":runforhills:
    As Jack would say:- "Anniversary? What Anniversary?":runforhills:
    As Jack would say:- "Anniversary? What Anniversary?":runforhills:
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  14. clueless1
    Like x 7

    Aren't kids funny...

    Get a huge box, fill it full of baloons, wrap it up & give him a pin. When he's finished chasing all the baloons around & popping them, he'll play in the box. Still works with Willow, that one.
    Get a huge box, fill it full of baloons, wrap it up & give him a pin. When he's finished chasing all the baloons around & popping them, he'll play in the box. Still works with Willow, that one.
    Get a huge box, fill it full of baloons, wrap it up & give him a pin. When he's finished chasing all the baloons around & popping them, he'll play in the box. Still works with Willow, that one.
    Get a huge box, fill it full of baloons, wrap it up & give him a pin. When he's finished chasing all the baloons around & popping them, he'll play in the box. Still works with Willow, that one.
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  15. Phil A

    Anyone grown any of these?

    We used to have a Tumtum tree but it got damaged in the fight with the Jabberwock. :sad:
    We used to have a Tumtum tree but it got damaged in the fight with the Jabberwock. :sad:
    We used to have a Tumtum tree but it got damaged in the fight with the Jabberwock. :sad:
    We used to have a Tumtum tree but it got damaged in the fight with the Jabberwock. :sad:
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  16. Tez

    Sprong

    Thats not an emoticon, that is Julie
    Thats not an emoticon, that is Julie
    Thats not an emoticon, that is Julie
    Thats not an emoticon, that is Julie
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  17. shiney

    Wood You Believe It?

    Blimey.
    Blimey.
    Blimey.
    Blimey.
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    536
  18. Phil A

    Just used the time travelling helicopter

    oh, it came from this site lots of old ads there too (just been watching some)
    oh, it came from this site lots of old ads there too (just been watching some)
    oh, it came from this site lots of old ads there too (just been watching some)
    oh, it came from this site lots of old ads there too (just been watching some)
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  19. Phil A

    Who Nose?

    I nicked it from a thread on another forum where they've got so bored someone started a thread about picking noses.
    I nicked it from a thread on another forum where they've got so bored someone started a thread about picking noses.
    I nicked it from a thread on another forum where they've got so bored someone started a thread about picking noses.
    I nicked it from a thread on another forum where they've got so bored someone started a thread about picking noses.
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    4
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  20. Phil A

    For Sal

    The wide eyes were a result of them getting a whiff from your bong! :hate-shocked: :heehee:
    The wide eyes were a result of them getting a whiff from your bong! :hate-shocked: :heehee:
    The wide eyes were a result of them getting a whiff from your bong! :hate-shocked: :heehee:
    The wide eyes were a result of them getting a whiff from your bong! :hate-shocked: :heehee:
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    5
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    564

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