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  1. kindredspirit

    One unbelievably lucky guy!

    But that "Lucky Guy" was just one big bulge, Kindredspirit:D:heehee:
    But that "Lucky Guy" was just one big bulge, Kindredspirit:D:heehee:
    But that "Lucky Guy" was just one big bulge, Kindredspirit:D:heehee:
    But that "Lucky Guy" was just one big bulge, Kindredspirit:D:heehee:
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  2. Phil A

    Wife's coat

    If only life were that simple :pickflower:
    If only life were that simple :pickflower:
    If only life were that simple :pickflower:
    If only life were that simple :pickflower:
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  3. Phil A

    Wife's Breakfast

    Ohhh Ziggy! Your poor wife does suffer at your expense. You were digging a grave yesterday or was that a fishpond. :scratch::heehee:
    Ohhh Ziggy! Your poor wife does suffer at your expense. You were digging a grave yesterday or was that a fishpond. :scratch::heehee:
    Ohhh Ziggy! Your poor wife does suffer at your expense. You were digging a grave yesterday or was that a fishpond. :scratch::heehee:
    Ohhh Ziggy! Your poor wife does suffer at your expense. You were digging a grave yesterday or was that a fishpond. :scratch::heehee:
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  4. Phil A

    Wife and the snow

    I take it you're insured, Ziggy.:what::D
    I take it you're insured, Ziggy.:what::D
    I take it you're insured, Ziggy.:what::D
    I take it you're insured, Ziggy.:what::D
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  5. music

    Kate and wills music ?

    Do you remember your wedding music for your first dance? :).I wonder what thier music will be :scratch:.Could it be one of these Another One Bites The Dust :scratch:. ...
    Do you remember your wedding music for your first dance? :).I wonder what thier music will be :scratch:.Could it be one of these> Another One Bites The Dust :scratch:. > Stand By Your Man :scratch:.> D.I.V.O.R.C.E :WINK1:.
    Do you remember your wedding music for your first dance? :).I wonder what thier music will be :scratch:.Could it be one of these Another One Bites The Dust :scratch:. Stand By Your Man :scratch:....
    Do you remember your wedding music for your first dance? :).I wonder what thier music will be :scratch:.Could it be one of these Another One Bites The Dust :scratch:. ...
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  6. Sheal

    A little ditty

    Reminds me of a Spike Milligan ditty , from his book The Little Potboiler I think.( To be sung to the tune of Sea Fever )I must go down to the sea again. To the sea and the lonely sky. I have...
    Reminds me of a Spike Milligan ditty , from his book The Little Potboiler I think.( To be sung to the tune of Sea Fever )I must go down to the sea again. To the sea and the lonely sky. I have left my shoes and socks there. I wonder if they are dry ?:D
    Reminds me of a Spike Milligan ditty , from his book The Little Potboiler I think.( To be sung to the tune of Sea Fever )I must go down to the sea again. To the sea and the lonely sky. I have left my shoes and socks there. I wonder if they...
    Reminds me of a Spike Milligan ditty , from his book The Little Potboiler I think.( To be sung to the tune of Sea Fever )I must go down to the sea again. To the sea and the lonely sky. I have...
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  7. HarryS

    Census Form Returned

    I don't know, Harry, don't some people have a "censor" humor????:D:heehee::loll: They obviously believed that you couldn't get all those people in your house:what::huh: Watch out, the men in black suits and dark...
    I don't know, Harry, don't some people have a "censor" humor????:D:heehee::loll: They obviously believed that you couldn't get all those people in your house:what::huh: Watch out, the men in black suits and dark glasses might come around:love30::hapfeet::hapfeet::hapfeet:
    I don't know, Harry, don't some people have a "censor" humor????:D:heehee::loll: They obviously believed that you couldn't get all those people in your house:what::huh: Watch out, the men in black suits and dark glasses might come around:love30::hapfeet::hapfeet::hapfeet:
    I don't know, Harry, don't some people have a "censor" humor????:D:heehee::loll: They obviously believed that you couldn't get all those people in your house:what::huh: Watch out, the men in black suits and dark...
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  8. HarryS

    Dear Mr Cameron

    I go along with Clueless on this one. I also think Atticus's statement is too sweeping and generalistic to get to the core of the matter. I wasn't including the, as he puts it, "hopeless"...
    I go along with Clueless on this one. I also think Atticus's statement is too sweeping and generalistic to get to the core of the matter. I wasn't including the, as he puts it, "hopeless" i.e: those who stay unemployed deliberately for life, but as Clueless defined them those families and...
    I go along with Clueless on this one. I also think Atticus's statement is too sweeping and generalistic to get to the core of the matter. I wasn't including the, as he puts it, "hopeless" i.e: those who stay unemployed deliberately for life,...
    I go along with Clueless on this one. I also think Atticus's statement is too sweeping and generalistic to get to the core of the matter. I wasn't including the, as he puts it, "hopeless"...
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  9. HarryS

    Shangri La .................

    WOW your pumpple cake looks fantastic ! But it wont leave any room for a few beers afterwards :D
    WOW your pumpple cake looks fantastic ! But it wont leave any room for a few beers afterwards :D
    WOW your pumpple cake looks fantastic ! But it wont leave any room for a few beers afterwards :D
    WOW your pumpple cake looks fantastic ! But it wont leave any room for a few beers afterwards :D
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  10. shiney

    Sexy Westminster Bridge

    Copied picture out and showed the ladies in the office. What a hoot they all had. LOL.
    Copied picture out and showed the ladies in the office. What a hoot they all had. LOL.
    Copied picture out and showed the ladies in the office. What a hoot they all had. LOL.
    Copied picture out and showed the ladies in the office. What a hoot they all had. LOL.
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  11. shiney

    Funny - but beware bad language

    lol watched that episode hilarious and coming out on dvd :yay:
    lol watched that episode hilarious and coming out on dvd :yay:
    lol watched that episode hilarious and coming out on dvd :yay:
    lol watched that episode hilarious and coming out on dvd :yay:
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  12. shiney

    Almost One Liners

    :heehee::heehee::heehee: Is that Tim Vine by any chance ?Laughing heart
    :heehee::heehee::heehee: Is that Tim Vine by any chance ?Laughing heart
    :heehee::heehee::heehee: Is that Tim Vine by any chance ?Laughing heart
    :heehee::heehee::heehee: Is that Tim Vine by any chance ?Laughing heart
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  13. HarryS
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  14. Steve R

    Have a laugh at my expense.

    :shocked:I have to admit I have done such in my past life ... and may again in the future ...:DOH:
    :shocked:I have to admit I have done such in my past life ... and may again in the future ...:DOH:
    :shocked:I have to admit I have done such in my past life ... and may again in the future ...:DOH:
    :shocked:I have to admit I have done such in my past life ... and may again in the future ...:DOH:
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  15. takemore02withit

    Mothers day!!!

    Happy Mothers Day to all.
    Happy Mothers Day to all.
    Happy Mothers Day to all.
    Happy Mothers Day to all.
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  16. Marley Farley
    Locked

    Yawn.... Wakey.. Wakey...!!!! MK3..

    O2, Don't let the B's get you down. You know what you want but you have to go through all the beaurocracy to get it. Just say to yourself, 'This is just a procedure I have to go through so it...
    O2, Don't let the B's get you down. You know what you want but you have to go through all the beaurocracy to get it. Just say to yourself, 'This is just a procedure I have to go through so it will not upset me'. Good luck and best wishes :dbgrtmb:
    O2, Don't let the B's get you down. You know what you want but you have to go through all the beaurocracy to get it. Just say to yourself, 'This is just a procedure I have to go through so it will not upset me'. Good luck and best wishes :dbgrtmb:
    O2, Don't let the B's get you down. You know what you want but you have to go through all the beaurocracy to get it. Just say to yourself, 'This is just a procedure I have to go through so it...
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  17. Marley Farley

    A perfect Quote for today..!!

    Very nice Marley.Spring, when a young mans' heart, lightly turns to planting everthing up in the veg plot.
    Very nice Marley.Spring, when a young mans' heart, lightly turns to planting everthing up in the veg plot.
    Very nice Marley.Spring, when a young mans' heart, lightly turns to planting everthing up in the veg plot.
    Very nice Marley.Spring, when a young mans' heart, lightly turns to planting everthing up in the veg plot.
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  18. exlabman

    libya

    Imagine being the Libyan leaders bodyguard when someone tries to shoot him and you have to shout "Gadaffi Duck!"Sorry it's the only repeatable one I've had for a while.D
    Imagine being the Libyan leaders bodyguard when someone tries to shoot him and you have to shout "Gadaffi Duck!"Sorry it's the only repeatable one I've had for a while.D
    Imagine being the Libyan leaders bodyguard when someone tries to shoot him and you have to shout "Gadaffi Duck!"Sorry it's the only repeatable one I've had for a while.D
    Imagine being the Libyan leaders bodyguard when someone tries to shoot him and you have to shout "Gadaffi Duck!"Sorry it's the only repeatable one I've had for a while.D
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  19. Steve R

    DIY disaster

    my goodness you are actually worse than my husband pmsl ! glad i do the DIY in my house
    my goodness you are actually worse than my husband pmsl ! glad i do the DIY in my house
    my goodness you are actually worse than my husband pmsl ! glad i do the DIY in my house
    my goodness you are actually worse than my husband pmsl ! glad i do the DIY in my house
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  20. Webmaster

    Try this ........

    zippy chicken breath here pleased to meet you lol
    zippy chicken breath here pleased to meet you lol
    zippy chicken breath here pleased to meet you lol
    zippy chicken breath here pleased to meet you lol
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