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  1. Marley Farley

    Sampling Food at Costco. L O L...!

    Too funny!!!
    Too funny!!!
    Too funny!!!
    Too funny!!!
    Marley Farley, Aug 8, 2012
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    catztail
    Aug 8, 2012
  2. chitting kaz
    Like x 3

    peddle power

    I bet that's fun to ride:snork:
    I bet that's fun to ride:snork:
    I bet that's fun to ride:snork:
    I bet that's fun to ride:snork:
    chitting kaz, Aug 10, 2012
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    Jiffy
    Aug 10, 2012
  3. Freddy
    Like x 3

    A pint of scrumpy &...

    Yea, got it! :)
    Yea, got it! :)
    Yea, got it! :)
    Yea, got it! :)
    Freddy, Aug 8, 2012
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    al n
    Aug 12, 2012
  4. Phil A

    For Penny, Odd Village Names.

    try saying that 5 times fast!
    try saying that 5 times fast!
    try saying that 5 times fast!
    try saying that 5 times fast!
    Phil A, Aug 7, 2012 ... 4 5 6
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    RandyRos
    Aug 15, 2012
  5. chitting kaz
    Like x 7

    escaped convict

    A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair,...
    A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into...
    A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of...
    A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair,...
    chitting kaz, Aug 16, 2012
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    chitting kaz
    Aug 16, 2012
  6. moyra

    Problem with the site.

    Works for me too. Another vote here for clearing the cookies and trying again.
    Works for me too. Another vote here for clearing the cookies and trying again.
    Works for me too. Another vote here for clearing the cookies and trying again.
    Works for me too. Another vote here for clearing the cookies and trying again.
    moyra, Aug 19, 2012
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    clueless1
    Aug 19, 2012
  7. Kandy
    Locked

    Yawn Yawn, Wakey Wakey..!! MK 6..

    New thread here
    New thread here
    New thread here
    New thread here
    Kandy, Feb 24, 2012 ... 63 64 65
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    Marley Farley
    Aug 19, 2012
  8. Sheal
    Like x 6

    For us females!

    Shhh! *that's because they wear wigs* :whistle:
    Shhh! *that's because they wear wigs* :whistle:
    Shhh! *that's because they wear wigs* :whistle:
    Shhh! *that's because they wear wigs* :whistle:
    Sheal, Aug 18, 2012
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    "M"
    Aug 19, 2012
  9. clueless1

    One for the blokes (and the ladies probably)

    wow i liked the skill in that dancing routine :dbgrtmb:
    wow i liked the skill in that dancing routine :dbgrtmb:
    wow i liked the skill in that dancing routine :dbgrtmb:
    wow i liked the skill in that dancing routine :dbgrtmb:
    clueless1, Aug 19, 2012
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    chitting kaz
    Aug 20, 2012
  10. catztail
    Like x 5

    That would be a no then.........

    Some dogs suffer very badly with separation anxiety. It's pretty sad really. The cats will occasionally wreck something like a toilet roll or sometimes the mail but it's all in play.
    Some dogs suffer very badly with separation anxiety. It's pretty sad really. The cats will occasionally wreck something like a toilet roll or sometimes the mail but it's all in play.
    Some dogs suffer very badly with separation anxiety. It's pretty sad really. The cats will occasionally wreck something like a toilet roll or sometimes the mail but it's all in play.
    Some dogs suffer very badly with separation anxiety. It's pretty sad really. The cats will occasionally wreck something like a toilet roll or sometimes the mail but it's all in play.
    catztail, Aug 20, 2012
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    catztail
    Aug 21, 2012
  11. Sheal
    Like x 9

    One Muppet coming up!

    Thank you Shiney, Pete and I don't really 'do' presents, I bought him a couple of shirts, boring I know, but we'll probably take ourselves out over the weekend for a meal somewhere nice. Road...
    Thank you Shiney, Pete and I don't really 'do' presents, I bought him a couple of shirts, boring I know, but we'll probably take ourselves out over the weekend for a meal somewhere nice. Road closures permitting that is! :)
    Thank you Shiney, Pete and I don't really 'do' presents, I bought him a couple of shirts, boring I know, but we'll probably take ourselves out over the weekend for a meal somewhere nice. Road closures permitting that is! :)
    Thank you Shiney, Pete and I don't really 'do' presents, I bought him a couple of shirts, boring I know, but we'll probably take ourselves out over the weekend for a meal somewhere nice. Road...
    Sheal, Aug 23, 2012
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    Sheal
    Aug 24, 2012
  12. gcc3663
    Like x 7

    Sod's Law

    I always had the right approach to work. I used to walk into the office first thing on Monday morning and say to my Secretary "Thank God it's nearly Friday"........she always agreed!!!:heehee:
    I always had the right approach to work. I used to walk into the office first thing on Monday morning and say to my Secretary "Thank God it's nearly Friday"........she always agreed!!!:heehee:
    I always had the right approach to work. I used to walk into the office first thing on Monday morning and say to my Secretary "Thank God it's nearly Friday"........she always agreed!!!:heehee:
    I always had the right approach to work. I used to walk into the office first thing on Monday morning and say to my Secretary "Thank God it's nearly Friday"........she always agreed!!!:heehee:
    gcc3663, Aug 26, 2012
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    ARMANDII
    Aug 27, 2012
  13. clueless1

    How much would you pay to park your car?

    I bought a parking space for £_ _,_ _ _ the house was free:)
    I bought a parking space for £_ _,_ _ _ the house was free:)
    I bought a parking space for £_ _,_ _ _ the house was free:)
    I bought a parking space for £_ _,_ _ _ the house was free:)
    clueless1, Aug 27, 2012
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    clueless1
    Aug 27, 2012
  14. Jack McHammocklashing
    Like x 5

    Winning Competition

    Thanks Jiffy. The swimming pool is actually a man made boating lake. :)
    Thanks Jiffy. The swimming pool is actually a man made boating lake. :)
    Thanks Jiffy. The swimming pool is actually a man made boating lake. :)
    Thanks Jiffy. The swimming pool is actually a man made boating lake. :)
    Jack McHammocklashing, Aug 26, 2012
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    Sheal
    Aug 27, 2012
  15. catztail

    something funny

    This made me laff and NO swear words!!!
    This made me laff and NO swear words!!!
    This made me laff and NO swear words!!!
    This made me laff and NO swear words!!!
    catztail, Aug 27, 2012
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    catztail
    Aug 27, 2012
  16. clueless1

    Women drivers eh?

    Not saying I am the best but my father was a Le Mans driver and he owned a race team in the States in the 60s and I spent lots of hours on the track and touring four states (Alabama, Florida,...
    Not saying I am the best but my father was a Le Mans driver and he owned a race team in the States in the 60s and I spent lots of hours on the track and touring four states (Alabama, Florida, Georgia and South Carolina) in the old F1 days. I think I know how to drive and, in my opinion, can do...
    Not saying I am the best but my father was a Le Mans driver and he owned a race team in the States in the 60s and I spent lots of hours on the track and touring four states (Alabama, Florida, Georgia and South Carolina) in the old F1 days. I...
    Not saying I am the best but my father was a Le Mans driver and he owned a race team in the States in the 60s and I spent lots of hours on the track and touring four states (Alabama, Florida,...
    clueless1, Aug 27, 2012 ... 2
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    Victoria
    Aug 27, 2012
  17. catztail
    Like x 4

    fishing is FUNNY!!

    Thanks :dbgrtmb:. It was great fun being at work and being with my staff. Although I've been retired 11 years I still see most of them regularly and Mrs S and myself are going out to lunch with some of...
    Thanks :dbgrtmb:. It was great fun being at work and being with my staff. Although I've been retired 11 years I still see most of them regularly and Mrs S and myself are going out to lunch with some of them soon. We're all good friends and they still come to me with their problems or if they need help...
    Thanks :dbgrtmb:. It was great fun being at work and being with my staff. Although I've been retired 11 years I still see most of them regularly and Mrs S and myself are going out to lunch with some of them soon. We're all good friends and they still...
    Thanks :dbgrtmb:. It was great fun being at work and being with my staff. Although I've been retired 11 years I still see most of them regularly and Mrs S and myself are going out to lunch with some of...
    catztail, Sep 1, 2012
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    shiney
    Sep 2, 2012
  18. Marley Farley

    Favourite photos of the week..

    For those on Facebook who like photography I follow a page called Amazing Earth (link below) which posts some brilliant images from around the world. Definitely worth a follow!
    For those on Facebook who like photography I follow a page called Amazing Earth (link below) which posts some brilliant images from around the world. Definitely worth a follow!
    For those on Facebook who like photography I follow a page called Amazing Earth (link below) which posts some brilliant images from around the world. Definitely worth a follow!
    For those on Facebook who like photography I follow a page called Amazing Earth (link below) which posts some brilliant images from around the world. Definitely worth a follow!
    Marley Farley, Jul 20, 2012 ... 2
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    Arn
    Sep 5, 2012
  19. Marley Farley
    Like x 7

    Dog with a Chinese Name..!

    Its a canny dog, but if it turned, there'd be nowt you could do about it.
    Its a canny dog, but if it turned, there'd be nowt you could do about it.
    Its a canny dog, but if it turned, there'd be nowt you could do about it.
    Its a canny dog, but if it turned, there'd be nowt you could do about it.
    Marley Farley, Sep 7, 2012
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    clueless1
    Sep 8, 2012
  20. RandyRos

    Bigfoot has been in my bathroom!!!

    :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    RandyRos, Sep 2, 2012
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    RandyRos
    Sep 8, 2012
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