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  1. Phil A

    The lone angler

    Neither did I. I'm still barred from Guildford Leisure Centre.
    Neither did I. I'm still barred from Guildford Leisure Centre.
    Neither did I. I'm still barred from Guildford Leisure Centre.
    Neither did I. I'm still barred from Guildford Leisure Centre.
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  2. kindredspirit

    All this software is doing my head in! Help!

    Maybe too true to be funny Kindredspirit :DFor a balanced view - read, Men are from Mars - Women are from Venus - John Gray :flag:For the truth about it all see a video (I can't find it on...
    Maybe too true to be funny Kindredspirit :DFor a balanced view - read, Men are from Mars - Women are from Venus - John Gray :flag:For the truth about it all see a video (I can't find it on DVD) Elaine C Smith (Mary Doll) - Elaine.If you don't love it, your wife will. Guaranteed :rotfl:
    Maybe too true to be funny Kindredspirit :DFor a balanced view - read, Men are from Mars - Women are from Venus - John Gray :flag:For the truth about it all see a video (I can't find it on DVD) Elaine C Smith (Mary Doll) - Elaine.If you...
    Maybe too true to be funny Kindredspirit :DFor a balanced view - read, Men are from Mars - Women are from Venus - John Gray :flag:For the truth about it all see a video (I can't find it on...
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  3. Phil A

    This is taking forever to download

    Did Mrs's head right in, she thinks i'm computer stupid, no reason to let her know otherwise. All I said was, I think the computers stuck, it wont download this, she had a look & went mental....
    Did Mrs's head right in, she thinks i'm computer stupid, no reason to let her know otherwise. All I said was, I think the computers stuck, it wont download this, she had a look & went mental. :hehe: Back in the early eighties, we had just progressed from programing terminals with punched...
    Did Mrs's head right in, she thinks i'm computer stupid, no reason to let her know otherwise. All I said was, I think the computers stuck, it wont download this, she had a look & went mental. :hehe: Back in the early eighties, we had just...
    Did Mrs's head right in, she thinks i'm computer stupid, no reason to let her know otherwise. All I said was, I think the computers stuck, it wont download this, she had a look & went mental....
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  4. Doghouse Riley

    Grandad's War Service.

    As the subject of "things military" came up on another thread I was reminded of this. Little Johnny goes to visit his grandad. He notices on the mantlepiece a photograph of his grandfather in...
    As the subject of "things military" came up on another thread I was reminded of this. Little Johnny goes to visit his grandad. He notices on the mantlepiece a photograph of his grandfather in his full military uniform. "Is that you grandad? I want to join the army when I'm older, I'd like...
    As the subject of "things military" came up on another thread I was reminded of this. Little Johnny goes to visit his grandad. He notices on the mantlepiece a photograph of his grandfather in his full military uniform. "Is that you grandad?...
    As the subject of "things military" came up on another thread I was reminded of this. Little Johnny goes to visit his grandad. He notices on the mantlepiece a photograph of his grandfather in...
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  5. Phil A

    Weather

    :dh: Only the most hi-tec & sophisticated equipment for him then Ziggy...
    :dh: Only the most hi-tec & sophisticated equipment for him then Ziggy...
    :dh: Only the most hi-tec & sophisticated equipment for him then Ziggy...
    :dh: Only the most hi-tec & sophisticated equipment for him then Ziggy...
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  6. Phil A
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  7. Phil A

    New bride

    A newly wed couple were preparing for their first night together when the bride says, "Darling, theres something I need to tell you, before we met, I used to be a hooker" The husband was taken...
    A newly wed couple were preparing for their first night together when the bride says, "Darling, theres something I need to tell you, before we met, I used to be a hooker" The husband was taken aback, but found himself strangely exited about it. "Tell me more" he said. She replied, "My...
    A newly wed couple were preparing for their first night together when the bride says, "Darling, theres something I need to tell you, before we met, I used to be a hooker" The husband was taken aback, but found himself strangely exited about...
    A newly wed couple were preparing for their first night together when the bride says, "Darling, theres something I need to tell you, before we met, I used to be a hooker" The husband was taken...
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  8. JWK

    There's some sausage rolls ..

    Noooo! I'd forgotten all about them until reading this thread again.Lol Ziggy "Sitting in a sleazy snack-bar sucking sickly sausage rolls. Slipping down slowly, slipping down sideways ..."
    Noooo! I'd forgotten all about them until reading this thread again.Lol Ziggy "Sitting in a sleazy snack-bar sucking sickly sausage rolls. Slipping down slowly, slipping down sideways ..."
    Noooo! I'd forgotten all about them until reading this thread again.Lol Ziggy "Sitting in a sleazy snack-bar sucking sickly sausage rolls. Slipping down slowly, slipping down sideways ..."
    Noooo! I'd forgotten all about them until reading this thread again.Lol Ziggy "Sitting in a sleazy snack-bar sucking sickly sausage rolls. Slipping down slowly, slipping down sideways ..."
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  9. shiney
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  10. Aesculus

    Scientology...

    :lollol: I'd love to see their reaction :gnthb:
    :lollol: I'd love to see their reaction :gnthb:
    :lollol: I'd love to see their reaction :gnthb:
    :lollol: I'd love to see their reaction :gnthb:
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  11. kindredspirit

    Gardening funny.

    That so, so cheered my otherwise pants evening up :lollol::lollol::lollol::D
    That so, so cheered my otherwise pants evening up :lollol::lollol::lollol::D
    That so, so cheered my otherwise pants evening up :lollol::lollol::lollol::D
    That so, so cheered my otherwise pants evening up :lollol::lollol::lollol::D
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  12. Doghouse Riley

    Aircraft Quiz

    Having flown light aircraft I didn't expect that ... but it did make me laugh .. thank you. :hehe:
    Having flown light aircraft I didn't expect that ... but it did make me laugh .. thank you. :hehe:
    Having flown light aircraft I didn't expect that ... but it did make me laugh .. thank you. :hehe:
    Having flown light aircraft I didn't expect that ... but it did make me laugh .. thank you. :hehe:
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  13. Doghouse Riley

    Wayne Rooney

    No Problem Doghouse, Rooney could have put the fire's out with Champagne :cool:. (At £40 A GLASS) Allegedly, reported in the Press :skp:. ...
    No Problem Doghouse, Rooney could have put the fire's out with Champagne :cool:. (At £40 A GLASS) Allegedly, reported in the Press :skp:. music :cool:.
    No Problem Doghouse, Rooney could have put the fire's out with Champagne :cool:. (At £40 A GLASS) Allegedly, reported in the Press :skp:. music :cool:.
    No Problem Doghouse, Rooney could have put the fire's out with Champagne :cool:. (At £40 A GLASS) Allegedly, reported in the Press :skp:. ...
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  14. redstar

    Happy Halloween

    To late for last night but here goes anyway YouTube - Car Mist - German TV Advert for coffee - sooo funny!!!
    To late for last night but here goes anyway YouTube - Car Mist - German TV Advert for coffee - sooo funny!!!
    To late for last night but here goes anyway YouTube - Car Mist - German TV Advert for coffee - sooo funny!!!
    To late for last night but here goes anyway YouTube - Car Mist - German TV Advert for coffee - sooo funny!!!
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  15. Doghouse Riley

    Poor Little Paper Bag

    Aaaarrgghhh, didn't see that coming:dh:
    Aaaarrgghhh, didn't see that coming:dh:
    Aaaarrgghhh, didn't see that coming:dh:
    Aaaarrgghhh, didn't see that coming:dh:
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  16. Doghouse Riley

    A Touching Story

    :lollol:
    :lollol:
    :lollol:
    :lollol:
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  17. Aesculus

    Crocodile on plane kills 19 passengers

    You could make a film of it.:idea: "Revenge of the handbags son".:lollol:
    You could make a film of it.:idea: "Revenge of the handbags son".:lollol:
    You could make a film of it.:idea: "Revenge of the handbags son".:lollol:
    You could make a film of it.:idea: "Revenge of the handbags son".:lollol:
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  18. Aesculus

    Stephen Fry Kinetic Typography - Language

    The problem with many young people of any era is that some have this attitude that "people will have to take me as I am." Unfortunately, prospective employers won't. Applicants are expected to be...
    The problem with many young people of any era is that some have this attitude that "people will have to take me as I am." Unfortunately, prospective employers won't. Applicants are expected to be able to "pass through their particular cardboard-cut out" to use an analogy. Our youngest son was...
    The problem with many young people of any era is that some have this attitude that "people will have to take me as I am." Unfortunately, prospective employers won't. Applicants are expected to be able to "pass through their particular...
    The problem with many young people of any era is that some have this attitude that "people will have to take me as I am." Unfortunately, prospective employers won't. Applicants are expected to be...
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  19. kindredspirit

    Checking on Mrs. Tiptreee.

    Good One.:lollol:Although having recently spent a couple of nights in hospital I do think its mainly our own fault, you have to ask, and ask, and ask.:)
    Good One.:lollol:Although having recently spent a couple of nights in hospital I do think its mainly our own fault, you have to ask, and ask, and ask.:)
    Good One.:lollol:Although having recently spent a couple of nights in hospital I do think its mainly our own fault, you have to ask, and ask, and ask.:)
    Good One.:lollol:Although having recently spent a couple of nights in hospital I do think its mainly our own fault, you have to ask, and ask, and ask.:)
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  20. Axie-Ali

    Please use the 'Reporting' facility...:)

    Cheers for your input people :) We try to deal with everything by fair consensus and therefore a lack of immediacy isn't always a sign that nothing is happening. Doghouse Riley is quite right,...
    Cheers for your input people :) We try to deal with everything by fair consensus and therefore a lack of immediacy isn't always a sign that nothing is happening. Doghouse Riley is quite right, if you see something you dislike please report it by using the report facility As well as our own...
    Cheers for your input people :) We try to deal with everything by fair consensus and therefore a lack of immediacy isn't always a sign that nothing is happening. Doghouse Riley is quite right, if you see something you dislike please report it...
    Cheers for your input people :) We try to deal with everything by fair consensus and therefore a lack of immediacy isn't always a sign that nothing is happening. Doghouse Riley is quite right,...
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