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  1. Doghouse Riley

    A helping hand...

    Now that's just plain funny =]
    Now that's just plain funny =]
    Now that's just plain funny =]
    Now that's just plain funny =]
    Doghouse Riley, Oct 16, 2010
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    Aesculus
    Oct 16, 2010
  2. Chopper

    A Blonde

    A blonde walked into a bar and said "OUCH....that ruddy hurt"! Chopper.
    A blonde walked into a bar and said "OUCH....that ruddy hurt"! Chopper.
    A blonde walked into a bar and said "OUCH....that ruddy hurt"! Chopper.
    A blonde walked into a bar and said "OUCH....that ruddy hurt"! Chopper.
    Chopper, Oct 15, 2010
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    Chopper
    Oct 15, 2010
  3. Chopper

    A wanted advert.

    Wanted; Girl with Harley, pick up truck and huge boobs. Must be able to tune engines, polish chrome and cook gourmet dinners. PLease send picture of Harley and Pick up Truck. Chopper. :cool::cool::D:D ...
    Wanted; Girl with Harley, pick up truck and huge boobs. Must be able to tune engines, polish chrome and cook gourmet dinners. PLease send picture of Harley and Pick up Truck. Chopper. :cool::cool::D:D PS: Mrs Chopper says I am a swine.
    Wanted; Girl with Harley, pick up truck and huge boobs. Must be able to tune engines, polish chrome and cook gourmet dinners. PLease send picture of Harley and Pick up Truck. Chopper. :cool::cool::D:D PS: Mrs Chopper says I am a swine.
    Wanted; Girl with Harley, pick up truck and huge boobs. Must be able to tune engines, polish chrome and cook gourmet dinners. PLease send picture of Harley and Pick up Truck. Chopper. :cool::cool::D:D ...
    Chopper, Oct 15, 2010
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    Chopper
    Oct 15, 2010
  4. Doghouse Riley

    Scousers Join Ferrari!

    I may have mentioned this before, but on a drive over to Liverpool a couple of months back I passed two huge parallel tall buildings with an enormous carpark. The buuldings were completely boarded...
    I may have mentioned this before, but on a drive over to Liverpool a couple of months back I passed two huge parallel tall buildings with an enormous carpark. The buuldings were completely boarded up. It was the old Littlewood's Pools office, a casualty of modern technology and the Lottery.
    I may have mentioned this before, but on a drive over to Liverpool a couple of months back I passed two huge parallel tall buildings with an enormous carpark. The buuldings were completely boarded up. It was the old Littlewood's Pools office, a...
    I may have mentioned this before, but on a drive over to Liverpool a couple of months back I passed two huge parallel tall buildings with an enormous carpark. The buuldings were completely boarded...
    Doghouse Riley, Oct 11, 2010
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    Doghouse Riley
    Oct 13, 2010
  5. HarryS

    Actual Auto Trader Ad

    HarryS, Oct 13, 2010
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    HarryS
    Oct 13, 2010
  6. jjordie

    Is this man an idiot?

    The bloke is an idiot no doubt.But I'm sure if he had asked for delivery they would have charged extra.If he had fixed it lengthwise I'm pretty sure it would have been a lot safer.I wouldn't...
    The bloke is an idiot no doubt.But I'm sure if he had asked for delivery they would have charged extra.If he had fixed it lengthwise I'm pretty sure it would have been a lot safer.I wouldn't mind betting he borrowed the scooter just to get it home.:wink:
    The bloke is an idiot no doubt.But I'm sure if he had asked for delivery they would have charged extra.If he had fixed it lengthwise I'm pretty sure it would have been a lot safer.I wouldn't mind betting he borrowed the scooter just to get...
    The bloke is an idiot no doubt.But I'm sure if he had asked for delivery they would have charged extra.If he had fixed it lengthwise I'm pretty sure it would have been a lot safer.I wouldn't...
    jjordie, Sep 28, 2010 ... 2
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    pete
    Oct 11, 2010
  7. Phil A

    Wheely bin

    Lol:lollol:, must admit...I have nicked this and out it on my FB :o
    Lol:lollol:, must admit...I have nicked this and out it on my FB :o
    Lol:lollol:, must admit...I have nicked this and out it on my FB :o
    Lol:lollol:, must admit...I have nicked this and out it on my FB :o
    Phil A, Oct 5, 2010
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    Axie-Ali
    Oct 5, 2010
  8. music

    100 under danger .

    Or marry sisters!
    Or marry sisters!
    Or marry sisters!
    Or marry sisters!
    music, Oct 5, 2010
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    Axie-Ali
    Oct 5, 2010
  9. Axl

    Oldie but a Goodie

    If the Germans had bombed your chip shop wouldn`t you be annoyed?lol lol :gnthb::D:D
    If the Germans had bombed your chip shop wouldn`t you be annoyed?lol lol :gnthb::D:D
    If the Germans had bombed your chip shop wouldn`t you be annoyed?lol lol :gnthb::D:D
    If the Germans had bombed your chip shop wouldn`t you be annoyed?lol lol :gnthb::D:D
    Axl, Sep 28, 2010
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    daitheplant
    Oct 1, 2010
  10. Doghouse Riley

    The Australian Approach

    :hehe:
    :hehe:
    :hehe:
    :hehe:
    Doghouse Riley, Sep 17, 2010
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    Shobhna
    Sep 21, 2010
  11. kindredspirit

    I defy you not to laugh.

    well, at first i laughed - then my parrot took great exception to the baby noise and bit me really hard - blood was shed! this is why she was rehomed with me - she really doesnt like babies ...
    well, at first i laughed - then my parrot took great exception to the baby noise and bit me really hard - blood was shed! this is why she was rehomed with me - she really doesnt like babies she must have a good memory cos shes been with me for years loopy
    well, at first i laughed - then my parrot took great exception to the baby noise and bit me really hard - blood was shed! this is why she was rehomed with me - she really doesnt like babies she must have a good memory cos shes been with me...
    well, at first i laughed - then my parrot took great exception to the baby noise and bit me really hard - blood was shed! this is why she was rehomed with me - she really doesnt like babies ...
    kindredspirit, Sep 17, 2010
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    loopy lou
    Sep 19, 2010
  12. kindredspirit

    Brain exercise.

    How far can a dog run into a woodhalf way - because after that he is running out again
    How far can a dog run into a woodhalf way - because after that he is running out again
    How far can a dog run into a woodhalf way - because after that he is running out again
    How far can a dog run into a woodhalf way - because after that he is running out again
    kindredspirit, Sep 17, 2010
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    Hec
    Sep 18, 2010
  13. kindredspirit

    Bobbing bobcat.

    I blame my slow computer, my slow mouse, and anything else slow ... although made Bobcat but no quicker
    I blame my slow computer, my slow mouse, and anything else slow ... although made Bobcat but no quicker
    I blame my slow computer, my slow mouse, and anything else slow ... although made Bobcat but no quicker
    I blame my slow computer, my slow mouse, and anything else slow ... although made Bobcat but no quicker
    kindredspirit, Sep 17, 2010
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    MartinHp71
    Sep 18, 2010
  14. kindredspirit

    You'll need plenty of patience here but it's good.

    Hi Kindred , if you like " point and click " games the link below is to Samorost , a classic :gnthb:There is also a Samorost 2 , if you like this one.
    Hi Kindred , if you like " point and click " games the link below is to Samorost , a classic :gnthb:There is also a Samorost 2 , if you like this one.
    Hi Kindred , if you like " point and click " games the link below is to Samorost , a classic :gnthb:There is also a Samorost 2 , if you like this one.
    Hi Kindred , if you like " point and click " games the link below is to Samorost , a classic :gnthb:There is also a Samorost 2 , if you like this one.
    kindredspirit, Sep 17, 2010
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    HarryS
    Sep 18, 2010
  15. kindredspirit

    Paddy was married twice.

    :D
    :D
    :D
    :D
    kindredspirit, Sep 17, 2010
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    JanG
    Sep 18, 2010
  16. shiney

    paraprosdokian

    Great Thank you.
    Great Thank you.
    Great Thank you.
    Great Thank you.
    shiney, Sep 16, 2010
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    JanG
    Sep 17, 2010
  17. ClaraLou

    Sign outside church

    :rotfl:
    :rotfl:
    :rotfl:
    :rotfl:
    ClaraLou, Sep 3, 2010
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    ClaraLou
    Sep 3, 2010
  18. shiney

    For Ryanair (non) Fans

    Brilliant. I've just wasted 30 minutes watching the other videos of theirs on you tube and can't stop laughing :)
    Brilliant. I've just wasted 30 minutes watching the other videos of theirs on you tube and can't stop laughing :)
    Brilliant. I've just wasted 30 minutes watching the other videos of theirs on you tube and can't stop laughing :)
    Brilliant. I've just wasted 30 minutes watching the other videos of theirs on you tube and can't stop laughing :)
    shiney, Aug 26, 2010
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    Sussexgardener
    Sep 2, 2010
  19. Marley Farley

    RC SR - 71 Jet... Blackbird..

    No I was thinking of way back when the US Marines bought the plane from the UK, I was under the impression most of the development that went on after that date was carried out by them. Or at least...
    No I was thinking of way back when the US Marines bought the plane from the UK, I was under the impression most of the development that went on after that date was carried out by them. Or at least they had a lot of input.Probably wrong then, but it tends to look a different plane these days. ...
    No I was thinking of way back when the US Marines bought the plane from the UK, I was under the impression most of the development that went on after that date was carried out by them. Or at least they had a lot of input.Probably wrong then,...
    No I was thinking of way back when the US Marines bought the plane from the UK, I was under the impression most of the development that went on after that date was carried out by them. Or at least...
    Marley Farley, Aug 30, 2010 ... 2
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    pete
    Aug 31, 2010
  20. kindredspirit

    Do you have trouble starting your lawnmower sometimes?

    I Think The Australian PM Gillard may be using some of these colourful Words After the Election Results:wink:. music :cool:.
    I Think The Australian PM Gillard may be using some of these colourful Words After the Election Results:wink:. music :cool:.
    I Think The Australian PM Gillard may be using some of these colourful Words After the Election Results:wink:. music :cool:.
    I Think The Australian PM Gillard may be using some of these colourful Words After the Election Results:wink:. music :cool:.
    kindredspirit, Aug 7, 2010
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    music
    Aug 22, 2010
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