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  1. Scrungee

    Alan Titchmarsh

    :roflol: :roflol: :roflol:
    :roflol: :roflol: :roflol:
    :roflol: :roflol: :roflol:
    :roflol: :roflol: :roflol:
    Scrungee, Dec 9, 2012
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    "M"
    Dec 10, 2012
  2. landimad
    Like x 3

    A confession

    A priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician, who was also a member of the congregation, was chosen to make the presentation and...
    A priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician, who was also a member of the congregation, was chosen to make the presentation and give a little leaving speech at the dinner. He was delayed so the priest decided to say his own few...
    A priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician, who was also a member of the congregation, was chosen to make the presentation and give a little leaving speech at the dinner. He was...
    A priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician, who was also a member of the congregation, was chosen to make the presentation and...
    landimad, Dec 11, 2012
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    landimad
    Dec 11, 2012
  3. landimad
    Like x 5

    Care for Your Mother-in-law

    A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went on holiday to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, 'You can have her shipped home for £5,000,...
    A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went on holiday to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, 'You can have her shipped home for £5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for £150.' The man thought about it and told him he would...
    A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went on holiday to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, 'You can have her shipped home for £5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for...
    A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went on holiday to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, 'You can have her shipped home for £5,000,...
    landimad, Dec 11, 2012
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    landimad
    Dec 11, 2012
  4. liliana

    yellow duck in my bath !

    My goodness! What size is your bath?
    My goodness! What size is your bath?
    My goodness! What size is your bath?
    My goodness! What size is your bath?
    liliana, Dec 12, 2012
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    kindredspirit
    Dec 12, 2012
  5. Marley Farley
    Like x 4

    Merry Christmas Boys...!!!!

    Not the same as them ones at least eh?
    Not the same as them ones at least eh?
    Not the same as them ones at least eh?
    Not the same as them ones at least eh?
    Marley Farley, Dec 12, 2012
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    clueless1
    Dec 12, 2012
  6. liliana

    Long day for Santa!!

    santa.jpg
    liliana, Dec 13, 2012
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    liliana
    Dec 13, 2012
  7. liliana
    Like x 4

    Frozen assets!!

    Seen that on the news paper , apparently is a toilet in the polish train :dbgrtmb:
    Seen that on the news paper , apparently is a toilet in the polish train :dbgrtmb:
    Seen that on the news paper , apparently is a toilet in the polish train :dbgrtmb:
    Seen that on the news paper , apparently is a toilet in the polish train :dbgrtmb:
    liliana, Dec 14, 2012
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    sal73
    Dec 14, 2012
  8. music
    Like x 4

    Embarrassing Moments ?.

    At a family get together last week,we were talking about embarrassing/funny moments. I remembered one embarrassing incident. It was a few years ago,several of us men gathered in Edinburgh for a...
    At a family get together last week,we were talking about embarrassing/funny moments. I remembered one embarrassing incident. It was a few years ago,several of us men gathered in Edinburgh for a stag night. We visited several Pubs and Clubs,(names I will Not mention). We all had quite a few...
    At a family get together last week,we were talking about embarrassing/funny moments. I remembered one embarrassing incident. It was a few years ago,several of us men gathered in Edinburgh for a stag night. We visited several Pubs and Clubs,(names...
    At a family get together last week,we were talking about embarrassing/funny moments. I remembered one embarrassing incident. It was a few years ago,several of us men gathered in Edinburgh for a...
    music, Dec 18, 2012
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    music
    Dec 18, 2012
  9. clueless1
    Like x 5

    Spare a thought for Santa

    And who says Christmas has become too "commercialised" :whistle::heehee:
    And who says Christmas has become too "commercialised" :whistle::heehee:
    And who says Christmas has become too "commercialised" :whistle::heehee:
    And who says Christmas has become too "commercialised" :whistle::heehee:
    clueless1, Dec 19, 2012
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    "M"
    Dec 20, 2012
  10. miraflores

    what a nice way to say it

    Sorry guys i often mix up gardening genersl and not gardeningbecause they are at the top of the list.
    Sorry guys i often mix up gardening genersl and not gardeningbecause they are at the top of the list.
    Sorry guys i often mix up gardening genersl and not gardeningbecause they are at the top of the list.
    Sorry guys i often mix up gardening genersl and not gardeningbecause they are at the top of the list.
    miraflores, Dec 18, 2012
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    miraflores
    Dec 20, 2012
  11. liliana
    Like x 3

    Special baby Echidna.

    Aw i want one:wub2:
    Aw i want one:wub2:
    Aw i want one:wub2:
    Aw i want one:wub2:
    liliana, Dec 20, 2012
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    Lolimac
    Dec 20, 2012
  12. Val..
    Like x 7

    Three Wise Women

    Oh oh, sussed:redface:
    Oh oh, sussed:redface:
    Oh oh, sussed:redface:
    Oh oh, sussed:redface:
    Val.., Dec 21, 2012
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    Phil A
    Dec 22, 2012
  13. clueless1

    10 common misconceptions about Britain

    Dim Cymru :scratch:
    Dim Cymru :scratch:
    Dim Cymru :scratch:
    Dim Cymru :scratch:
    clueless1, Dec 22, 2012 ... 2
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    Phil A
    Dec 23, 2012
  14. liliana

    Silly pup !

    Yes, not funny.
    Yes, not funny.
    Yes, not funny.
    Yes, not funny.
    liliana, Dec 18, 2012
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    redstar
    Dec 24, 2012
  15. shiney
    Like x 6

    If Your Prezzies Didn't Arrive......

    Bitter ole blighter, isn't he!:heehee: Now he knows how Jesus must feel :whistle: ;)
    Bitter ole blighter, isn't he!:heehee: Now he knows how Jesus must feel :whistle: ;)
    Bitter ole blighter, isn't he!:heehee: Now he knows how Jesus must feel :whistle: ;)
    Bitter ole blighter, isn't he!:heehee: Now he knows how Jesus must feel :whistle: ;)
    shiney, Dec 25, 2012
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    "M"
    Dec 26, 2012
  16. Sheal
    Like x 5

    Skyped!

    :roflol: My son got a new dressing gown ... they could be twins!!! :roflol: :roflol: ('cept my son reminded me more of that bloke from the Da Vinci Code :scratch: ) :dunno:
    :roflol: My son got a new dressing gown ... they could be twins!!! :roflol: :roflol: ('cept my son reminded me more of that bloke from the Da Vinci Code :scratch: ) :dunno:
    :roflol: My son got a new dressing gown ... they could be twins!!! :roflol: :roflol: ('cept my son reminded me more of that bloke from the Da Vinci Code :scratch: ) :dunno:
    :roflol: My son got a new dressing gown ... they could be twins!!! :roflol: :roflol: ('cept my son reminded me more of that bloke from the Da Vinci Code :scratch: ) :dunno:
    Sheal, Dec 26, 2012
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    "M"
    Dec 26, 2012
  17. kindredspirit

    Schizophrenic Dog

    Cute. The GSD in the bar with the seltzer water. My boys would do the same when I brought out the garden hose, they loved the water shooting out of the hose at them, same thing same intent expression.
    Cute. The GSD in the bar with the seltzer water. My boys would do the same when I brought out the garden hose, they loved the water shooting out of the hose at them, same thing same intent expression.
    Cute. The GSD in the bar with the seltzer water. My boys would do the same when I brought out the garden hose, they loved the water shooting out of the hose at them, same thing same intent expression.
    Cute. The GSD in the bar with the seltzer water. My boys would do the same when I brought out the garden hose, they loved the water shooting out of the hose at them, same thing same intent expression.
    kindredspirit, Oct 6, 2012
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    redstar
    Dec 29, 2012
  18. Fat Controller
    Like x 5

    Duz Tha Speak Yorkshire?

    Duz tha speak Yorkshire ? A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet. Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat." Vet: "Is it a tom?" Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi...
    Duz tha speak Yorkshire ? A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet. Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat." Vet: "Is it a tom?" Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi us." .....................................................................................A...
    Duz tha speak Yorkshire ? A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet. Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat." Vet: "Is it a tom?" Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi...
    Duz tha speak Yorkshire ? A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet. Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat." Vet: "Is it a tom?" Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi...
    Fat Controller, Dec 29, 2012
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    Fat Controller
    Dec 29, 2012
  19. Marley Farley
    Locked

    Yawn Yawn, Wakey Wakey...!!!! MK7...

    Evening to all the lovely people on here, It sounds like you have all been busy eating, shopping,entertaining etc :) We had son here for his tea last night, company today, little man for the night...
    Evening to all the lovely people on here, It sounds like you have all been busy eating, shopping,entertaining etc :) We had son here for his tea last night, company today, little man for the night tomorrow then it's back to normal - maybe.. Have a chilled evening everyone :wub2:
    Evening to all the lovely people on here, It sounds like you have all been busy eating, shopping,entertaining etc :) We had son here for his tea last night, company today, little man for the night tomorrow then it's back to normal - maybe.. Have a...
    Evening to all the lovely people on here, It sounds like you have all been busy eating, shopping,entertaining etc :) We had son here for his tea last night, company today, little man for the night...
    Marley Farley, Aug 19, 2012 ... 66 67 68
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    Jazmine
    Dec 30, 2012
  20. chitting kaz

    amused or offended ??

    Maybe Clueless can arrange to 'send the boys round' ;)
    Maybe Clueless can arrange to 'send the boys round' ;)
    Maybe Clueless can arrange to 'send the boys round' ;)
    Maybe Clueless can arrange to 'send the boys round' ;)
    chitting kaz, Dec 28, 2012 ... 2 3
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    shiney
    Dec 31, 2012
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