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  1. Banana Man

    Which Super Villan are You ?

    I'm Venom. Strength, disguise and adrenaline are my greatest weapons :D Doesn't say whether I've got x-ray vision or not - shame, I've always fancied having that!! :D
    I'm Venom. Strength, disguise and adrenaline are my greatest weapons :D Doesn't say whether I've got x-ray vision or not - shame, I've always fancied having that!! :D
    I'm Venom. Strength, disguise and adrenaline are my greatest weapons :D Doesn't say whether I've got x-ray vision or not - shame, I've always fancied having that!! :D
    I'm Venom. Strength, disguise and adrenaline are my greatest weapons :D Doesn't say whether I've got x-ray vision or not - shame, I've always fancied having that!! :D
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  2. shiney

    Thank you for the Fwds

    I well remember sending that one to all my friends :D :D
    I well remember sending that one to all my friends :D :D
    I well remember sending that one to all my friends :D :D
    I well remember sending that one to all my friends :D :D
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  3. Garden sponge

    Gloves and knickers

    Your jokes always cheer me up! :D
    Your jokes always cheer me up! :D
    Your jokes always cheer me up! :D
    Your jokes always cheer me up! :D
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  4. Garden sponge

    BAD PRESS

    Looks like it, Strongy...... :rolleyes:Look up "going commando" in here and it might help......
    Looks like it, Strongy...... :rolleyes:Look up "going commando" in here and it might help...http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rls=GGLD,GGLD:2006-49,GGLD:en-GB&defl=en&q=define:Going+commando&sa=X&oi=glossary_definition&ct=title
    Looks like it, Strongy...... :rolleyes:Look up "going commando" in here and it might help...http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rls=GGLD,GGLD:2006-49,GGLD:en-GB&defl=en&q=define:Going+commando&sa=X&oi=glossary_definition&ct=title
    Looks like it, Strongy...... :rolleyes:Look up "going commando" in here and it might help......
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  5. Garden sponge

    OXO

    OOOOCH !Perhaps the manager should change his name to CUBErsly :D
    OOOOCH !Perhaps the manager should change his name to CUBErsly :D
    OOOOCH !Perhaps the manager should change his name to CUBErsly :D
    OOOOCH !Perhaps the manager should change his name to CUBErsly :D
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  6. Marley Farley

    Calling all Golfers...!!!!!!

    :D :D :D Know what you mean.. :D :D :D
    :D :D :D Know what you mean.. :D :D :D
    :D :D :D Know what you mean.. :D :D :D
    :D :D :D Know what you mean.. :D :D :D
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  7. dalbuie

    Marketing departments don't always get it right.

    That says it all. :D :D :D
    That says it all. :D :D :D
    That says it all. :D :D :D
    That says it all. :D :D :D
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  8. Marley Farley

    The best yet..??!!

    Very good, Marley ... and some women do this AND go to work full time! They just organise themselves more.
    Very good, Marley ... and some women do this AND go to work full time! They just organise themselves more.
    Very good, Marley ... and some women do this AND go to work full time! They just organise themselves more.
    Very good, Marley ... and some women do this AND go to work full time! They just organise themselves more.
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  9. shiney

    To redress the balance

    I thought we were all nutters! :D :D--------------- shiney
    I thought we were all nutters! :D :D--------------- shiney
    I thought we were all nutters! :D :D--------------- shiney
    I thought we were all nutters! :D :D--------------- shiney
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  10. Rich

    Funnist joke I've heard in a long time.

    Great story, Garden Sponge!!!
    Great story, Garden Sponge!!!
    Great story, Garden Sponge!!!
    Great story, Garden Sponge!!!
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  11. oldwinegum
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  12. Victoria

    Choosing a wife ...

    I won't comment on the first, David, but elections are activities where you vote ... well, I don't bother with that anymore! :D :D
    I won't comment on the first, David, but elections are activities where you vote ... well, I don't bother with that anymore! :D :D
    I won't comment on the first, David, but elections are activities where you vote ... well, I don't bother with that anymore! :D :D
    I won't comment on the first, David, but elections are activities where you vote ... well, I don't bother with that anymore! :D :D
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  13. oldwinegum

    dont laugh, it could happen

    Wonderful - and I hope he and that dour scot are visitors to this site :D :D
    Wonderful - and I hope he and that dour scot are visitors to this site :D :D
    Wonderful - and I hope he and that dour scot are visitors to this site :D :D
    Wonderful - and I hope he and that dour scot are visitors to this site :D :D
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  14. oldwinegum

    What do retired people do all day?

    Too late owg. It already has!!
    Too late owg. It already has!!
    Too late owg. It already has!!
    Too late owg. It already has!!
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  15. oldwinegum

    The Lone Ranger

    That is what I keep telling my grandchildren.
    That is what I keep telling my grandchildren.
    That is what I keep telling my grandchildren.
    That is what I keep telling my grandchildren.
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  16. lisa0307

    Ainsleys Sausages....

    [ 17. March 2007, 05:06 PM: Message edited by: lisa0307 ]
    [ 17. March 2007, 05:06 PM: Message edited by: lisa0307 ]
    [ 17. March 2007, 05:06 PM: Message edited by: lisa0307 ]
    [ 17. March 2007, 05:06 PM: Message edited by: lisa0307 ]
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  17. lisa0307

    Sheep.....

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    [ 17. March 2007, 05:08 PM: Message edited by: lisa0307 ]
    [ 17. March 2007, 05:08 PM: Message edited by: lisa0307 ]
    [ 17. March 2007, 05:08 PM: Message edited by: lisa0307 ]
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  18. Blackthorn

    Cows

    Ah! That explains that one! Thanks Blackthorn!
    Ah! That explains that one! Thanks Blackthorn!
    Ah! That explains that one! Thanks Blackthorn!
    Ah! That explains that one! Thanks Blackthorn!
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  19. shiney

    Friendly Customer Services

    A nice way to send a letter of complaint, and also that they replied in kind.
    A nice way to send a letter of complaint, and also that they replied in kind.
    A nice way to send a letter of complaint, and also that they replied in kind.
    A nice way to send a letter of complaint, and also that they replied in kind.
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    579
  20. lisa0307

    Prank Call To Asda...

    :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
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