The Muppet Show

Well, I think it is ...

Agree.Stake the Dahlias and the Gladioli Deadhead at least the roses Water the tomatoes!!!!! Buy bread and milk

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque. Oh, by the way...

I go to bed around 12:30 ( midnight that is ! ) and am awake by 5am. I do however have times when I can't sleep at all . I do think lack of sleep can be detrimental to your health and general wellbeing though....even if you may think and feel otherwise.Now that I am not working I don't worry...

Is that what they call it? We only had 'inside' (inside the cave) and 'outside' and occasionally, 'Here be Monsters'.

49/50, Cypress was my downfall as well

I'm not on Facebook or any similar sites.But I do read and subscribe to a number of hobby related message boards. Though many I don't visit for weeks on end. I think there's about thirty in all...........

As a total Led Zeppelin/Robert Plant fan for fifty years I think I can say....that's not bad.

Thank you allRegards Jack McH

The other one is thinking "I'm not with him"

So much motor there's no room for anything else.

It was just a joke, no one has to like the programme, to appreciate it.I did have the book in my teens, it was typical schoolboy humour.Much as is Stephen Leacock.Lot's of short stories. Written between the two World wars.This one is timeless.Self Made MenThey were both what we...

I remember this originally as successive posts and photos on a meessage board site.But someone has since made it into a YouTube video.

Well, there you go @Jack Sparrow ...You can now sleep at night

That's the one about the banker, isn't it? Or did I spell it wrongly?

Had to look BOFH up , thought I should know it . B**tard operator from hell . Is it fair to take the proverbial out of IT . Yes it is