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  1. Doghouse Riley

    Meetings

    Don't forget the meeting that is needed to plan in what order you want to discuss the discussion about the discussion :scratch: :oops: :hehe: Then there is the meeting needed to decide whether you are having...
    Don't forget the meeting that is needed to plan in what order you want to discuss the discussion about the discussion :scratch: :oops: :hehe: Then there is the meeting needed to decide whether you are having too many meetings - go to top of page :rotfl:
    Don't forget the meeting that is needed to plan in what order you want to discuss the discussion about the discussion :scratch: :oops: :hehe: Then there is the meeting needed to decide whether you are having too many meetings - go to top of page :rotfl:
    Don't forget the meeting that is needed to plan in what order you want to discuss the discussion about the discussion :scratch: :oops: :hehe: Then there is the meeting needed to decide whether you are having...
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  2. music

    New hospital opening soon.

    The Staff have been informed "there will be no Crash Team":scratch: the team ,consisting of an Anesthetist, Cardiologist,and General medical staff, should consist of around 5 to 6 personnel. there will...
    The Staff have been informed "there will be no Crash Team":scratch: the team ,consisting of an Anesthetist, Cardiologist,and General medical staff, should consist of around 5 to 6 personnel. there will be no crash team till 2011 :(. The Nurses have been instructed to dial 999 for Paramedics in the case...
    The Staff have been informed "there will be no Crash Team":scratch: the team ,consisting of an Anesthetist, Cardiologist,and General medical staff, should consist of around 5 to 6 personnel. there will be no crash team till 2011 :(. The Nurses have been...
    The Staff have been informed "there will be no Crash Team":scratch: the team ,consisting of an Anesthetist, Cardiologist,and General medical staff, should consist of around 5 to 6 personnel. there will...
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  3. music

    How is this for cheek??

    Soooo (sorry, using teenager talk there, lol) agree with you. How to get one - window cleaner - that can do it properly. Still, at least I can blame the state of my windows on the cleaners,...
    Soooo (sorry, using teenager talk there, lol) agree with you. How to get one - window cleaner - that can do it properly. Still, at least I can blame the state of my windows on the cleaners, hahaha! cheers
    Soooo (sorry, using teenager talk there, lol) agree with you. How to get one - window cleaner - that can do it properly. Still, at least I can blame the state of my windows on the cleaners, hahaha! cheers
    Soooo (sorry, using teenager talk there, lol) agree with you. How to get one - window cleaner - that can do it properly. Still, at least I can blame the state of my windows on the cleaners,...
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  4. music

    An achievement

    Hi Borrowers you are dead right ,i am so proud of the ( wee yin ),she done so well and we are still trying to get her down from the ceiling, :) she is as high as a ( KITE ) ...
    Hi Borrowers you are dead right ,i am so proud of the ( wee yin ),she done so well and we are still trying to get her down from the ceiling, :) she is as high as a ( KITE ) AND COCKY WITH IT :D music :cool:.
    Hi Borrowers you are dead right ,i am so proud of the ( wee yin ),she done so well and we are still trying to get her down from the ceiling, :) she is as high as a ( KITE ) AND COCKY WITH IT :D ...
    Hi Borrowers you are dead right ,i am so proud of the ( wee yin ),she done so well and we are still trying to get her down from the ceiling, :) she is as high as a ( KITE ) ...
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  5. music

    The questions kids ask!

    Love these, aren't kids great? Oh to be young again, sigh. cheers
    Love these, aren't kids great? Oh to be young again, sigh. cheers
    Love these, aren't kids great? Oh to be young again, sigh. cheers
    Love these, aren't kids great? Oh to be young again, sigh. cheers
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  6. Paladin

    Woo and Co?

    :hehe: Just love them but they look as if they have had one too many to me!!
    :hehe: Just love them but they look as if they have had one too many to me!!
    :hehe: Just love them but they look as if they have had one too many to me!!
    :hehe: Just love them but they look as if they have had one too many to me!!
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  7. Doghouse Riley

    Is this the right place?

    :lollol: That reminded me of a horse that once ran in a race in Hongkong called 'Hoof Hearted'.:D
    :lollol: That reminded me of a horse that once ran in a race in Hongkong called 'Hoof Hearted'.:D
    :lollol: That reminded me of a horse that once ran in a race in Hongkong called 'Hoof Hearted'.:D
    :lollol: That reminded me of a horse that once ran in a race in Hongkong called 'Hoof Hearted'.:D
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  8. EddieJ

    That's an interesting ad displayed by Google on this site!

    :flag: Yes Eddie we do know about it & google have also been informed now we have to wait for google. Thanks though, for letting us know they still haven't stopped it yet then..... :dh::D
    :flag: Yes Eddie we do know about it & google have also been informed now we have to wait for google. Thanks though, for letting us know they still haven't stopped it yet then..... :dh::D
    :flag: Yes Eddie we do know about it & google have also been informed now we have to wait for google. Thanks though, for letting us know they still haven't stopped it yet then..... :dh::D
    :flag: Yes Eddie we do know about it & google have also been informed now we have to wait for google. Thanks though, for letting us know they still haven't stopped it yet then..... :dh::D
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  9. redstar

    St. Patty's Day Jokes

    :wink: BRILLIANT:hehe: REDSTAR :hehe: Music.:cool:
    :wink: BRILLIANT:hehe: REDSTAR :hehe: Music.:cool:
    :wink: BRILLIANT:hehe: REDSTAR :hehe: Music.:cool:
    :wink: BRILLIANT:hehe: REDSTAR :hehe: Music.:cool:
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  10. kindredspirit

    Do you like badgers?

    A nice gardening video for you, after seeing all those badgers! :) :) YouTube- Darwin Award Reject 5
    A nice gardening video for you, after seeing all those badgers! :) :) YouTube- Darwin Award Reject 5
    A nice gardening video for you, after seeing all those badgers! :) :) YouTube- Darwin Award Reject 5
    A nice gardening video for you, after seeing all those badgers! :) :) YouTube- Darwin Award Reject 5
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  11. shiney

    Singing Anaesthetists

    I wouldn't mind that lot looking after me :hehe: some good looking ones amongst them!!
    I wouldn't mind that lot looking after me :hehe: some good looking ones amongst them!!
    I wouldn't mind that lot looking after me :hehe: some good looking ones amongst them!!
    I wouldn't mind that lot looking after me :hehe: some good looking ones amongst them!!
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  12. music

    Unused gadgets?

    Hi Alice just bin it!. dont do as my wife does,sneaks things into my shed (when i,m not looking):( then when i go to get something from one of the top shelves these bl**** things fall on my head...
    Hi Alice just bin it!. dont do as my wife does,sneaks things into my shed (when i,m not looking):( then when i go to get something from one of the top shelves these bl**** things fall on my head :flag: music.:cool:
    Hi Alice just bin it!. dont do as my wife does,sneaks things into my shed (when i,m not looking):( then when i go to get something from one of the top shelves these bl**** things fall on my head :flag: music.:cool:
    Hi Alice just bin it!. dont do as my wife does,sneaks things into my shed (when i,m not looking):( then when i go to get something from one of the top shelves these bl**** things fall on my head...
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  13. music

    Strange love ?

    how strange yet warming loopy
    how strange yet warming loopy
    how strange yet warming loopy
    how strange yet warming loopy
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  14. music

    AVATAR

    Hi Paladin yes i also , allegedly have a shhhhhhhhhhh, DVD of the aforementioned film. it was good on the normal format,but no comparison to the special 3D effects . when i got the aforementioned...
    Hi Paladin yes i also , allegedly have a shhhhhhhhhhh, DVD of the aforementioned film. it was good on the normal format,but no comparison to the special 3D effects . when i got the aforementioned DVD, i thought (PUT ON YOUR 3D GLASSES) to get the 3D EFFECT, it did not work?? (SILLY AR**). :doh: ...
    Hi Paladin yes i also , allegedly have a shhhhhhhhhhh, DVD of the aforementioned film. it was good on the normal format,but no comparison to the special 3D effects . when i got the aforementioned DVD, i thought (PUT ON YOUR 3D GLASSES) to get the...
    Hi Paladin yes i also , allegedly have a shhhhhhhhhhh, DVD of the aforementioned film. it was good on the normal format,but no comparison to the special 3D effects . when i got the aforementioned...
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  15. NatalieB

    Just received this warning.....

    That avatar really "quacks" me up Natalie, it's good to have a giggle here. :rotfl: You never take yourself seriously :rotfl:
    That avatar really "quacks" me up Natalie, it's good to have a giggle here. :rotfl: You never take yourself seriously :rotfl:
    That avatar really "quacks" me up Natalie, it's good to have a giggle here. :rotfl: You never take yourself seriously :rotfl:
    That avatar really "quacks" me up Natalie, it's good to have a giggle here. :rotfl: You never take yourself seriously :rotfl:
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  16. music

    What would you do ???

    Sort out family and friends. (About 6 mill) The rest of it to be used to form a charity organisation that spent the money where it was needed, not on Admin. Don't need the material things, I'm...
    Sort out family and friends. (About 6 mill) The rest of it to be used to form a charity organisation that spent the money where it was needed, not on Admin. Don't need the material things, I'm happy with what I've got. Don't need to punch the boss on the nose. If I felt like that I would have...
    Sort out family and friends. (About 6 mill) The rest of it to be used to form a charity organisation that spent the money where it was needed, not on Admin. Don't need the material things, I'm happy with what I've got. Don't need to punch the...
    Sort out family and friends. (About 6 mill) The rest of it to be used to form a charity organisation that spent the money where it was needed, not on Admin. Don't need the material things, I'm...
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  17. jjordie

    How often do you do it?

    Hi Maddie i just recieved my latest electric and gas bills !!!!!! they were so high, i thought of topping myself, but i could not afford the GAS !!!!! :) ...
    Hi Maddie i just recieved my latest electric and gas bills !!!!!! they were so high, i thought of topping myself, but i could not afford the GAS !!!!! :) music. :cool:
    Hi Maddie i just recieved my latest electric and gas bills !!!!!! they were so high, i thought of topping myself, but i could not afford the GAS !!!!! :) music. :cool:
    Hi Maddie i just recieved my latest electric and gas bills !!!!!! they were so high, i thought of topping myself, but i could not afford the GAS !!!!! :) ...
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  18. Marley Farley

    Koala..... This has the Ahhhhh factor..!!!!

    AWWWW how cute is that.:wuvu: Just love the way he is holding onto the bowl.:lollol: He's gorgeous!! Great find Marley.:thmb:
    AWWWW how cute is that.:wuvu: Just love the way he is holding onto the bowl.:lollol: He's gorgeous!! Great find Marley.:thmb:
    AWWWW how cute is that.:wuvu: Just love the way he is holding onto the bowl.:lollol: He's gorgeous!! Great find Marley.:thmb:
    AWWWW how cute is that.:wuvu: Just love the way he is holding onto the bowl.:lollol: He's gorgeous!! Great find Marley.:thmb:
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  19. music

    Most annoying habits??

    She also says I exaggerate! Lovely line from The Importance of Being Ernest. "A womans tragedy is that she always turns out like her mother, but a man's is that he never does."
    She also says I exaggerate! Lovely line from The Importance of Being Ernest. "A womans tragedy is that she always turns out like her mother, but a man's is that he never does."
    She also says I exaggerate! Lovely line from The Importance of Being Ernest. "A womans tragedy is that she always turns out like her mother, but a man's is that he never does."
    She also says I exaggerate! Lovely line from The Importance of Being Ernest. "A womans tragedy is that she always turns out like her mother, but a man's is that he never does."
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  20. shiney
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