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  1. clueless1

    Careful who you throw snow balls at

    I've got mixed feelings on this one; I certainly wouldn't have been happy if I'd been driving along that road/walking that bridge at that time with a big plume of water appearing from nowhere. :dunno:
    I've got mixed feelings on this one; I certainly wouldn't have been happy if I'd been driving along that road/walking that bridge at that time with a big plume of water appearing from nowhere. :dunno:
    I've got mixed feelings on this one; I certainly wouldn't have been happy if I'd been driving along that road/walking that bridge at that time with a big plume of water appearing from nowhere. :dunno:
    I've got mixed feelings on this one; I certainly wouldn't have been happy if I'd been driving along that road/walking that bridge at that time with a big plume of water appearing from nowhere. :dunno:
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  2. miraflores
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  3. Victoria
    Funny x 5

    Travelling by Airlines

    Never flying Easyjet again. Or Ryanair. Or Alitalia. Or Flybe... BA all the way. Fed up with all the stuff you get charged for on the others only to be stuck with z-rated service. Much easier...
    Never flying Easyjet again. Or Ryanair. Or Alitalia. Or Flybe... BA all the way. Fed up with all the stuff you get charged for on the others only to be stuck with z-rated service. Much easier for me to just pay extra and have piece of mind.
    Never flying Easyjet again. Or Ryanair. Or Alitalia. Or Flybe... BA all the way. Fed up with all the stuff you get charged for on the others only to be stuck with z-rated service. Much easier for me to just pay extra and have piece of mind.
    Never flying Easyjet again. Or Ryanair. Or Alitalia. Or Flybe... BA all the way. Fed up with all the stuff you get charged for on the others only to be stuck with z-rated service. Much easier...
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  4. clueless1

    How annoyed would you be?

    Poppy's first teacher said she'd asked her if she knew what a "Jubblie" was. The teacher said she thought it was a juice drink from the 1960's but Poppy said "No Miss, its a Badger with spots...
    Poppy's first teacher said she'd asked her if she knew what a "Jubblie" was. The teacher said she thought it was a juice drink from the 1960's but Poppy said "No Miss, its a Badger with spots instead of stripes."
    Poppy's first teacher said she'd asked her if she knew what a "Jubblie" was. The teacher said she thought it was a juice drink from the 1960's but Poppy said "No Miss, its a Badger with spots instead of stripes."
    Poppy's first teacher said she'd asked her if she knew what a "Jubblie" was. The teacher said she thought it was a juice drink from the 1960's but Poppy said "No Miss, its a Badger with spots...
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  5. JWK
    Like x 4

    Are we going stir crazy?

    You're tempting fate putting the sledges away Joolz. The temperature is going to drop again next week. :doh:
    You're tempting fate putting the sledges away Joolz. The temperature is going to drop again next week. :doh:
    You're tempting fate putting the sledges away Joolz. The temperature is going to drop again next week. :doh:
    You're tempting fate putting the sledges away Joolz. The temperature is going to drop again next week. :doh:
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  6. liliana

    For my intelligent friends.

    curious again, no sentance thing.
    curious again, no sentance thing.
    curious again, no sentance thing.
    curious again, no sentance thing.
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  7. catztail

    Clueless needs an avatar

    What about
    What about
    What about
    What about
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  8. clueless1
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  9. clueless1

    Shoes

    Been off and on looking for a warm, waterproof boot that comes up to the knees for when 28 inches of snow falls again, so far no luck. do you know as we age we lose that fat pad on our feet. one...
    Been off and on looking for a warm, waterproof boot that comes up to the knees for when 28 inches of snow falls again, so far no luck. do you know as we age we lose that fat pad on our feet. one of the reasons heels for women hurt now than when we were younger. I always feeling the pads of...
    Been off and on looking for a warm, waterproof boot that comes up to the knees for when 28 inches of snow falls again, so far no luck. do you know as we age we lose that fat pad on our feet. one of the reasons heels for women hurt now than when...
    Been off and on looking for a warm, waterproof boot that comes up to the knees for when 28 inches of snow falls again, so far no luck. do you know as we age we lose that fat pad on our feet. one...
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  10. clueless1

    Wooden doors as a renewable energy source

    A what and a what?:)
    A what and a what?:)
    A what and a what?:)
    A what and a what?:)
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  11. kindredspirit

    ???????????????????????????????????????

    A very basic numbers game. Adding the numbers and then taking away from the original always results in a multiple of 9. So it puts the same symbol for each multiple of 9. :blue thumb: A simple trick, but...
    A very basic numbers game. Adding the numbers and then taking away from the original always results in a multiple of 9. So it puts the same symbol for each multiple of 9. :blue thumb: A simple trick, but effective. :)
    A very basic numbers game. Adding the numbers and then taking away from the original always results in a multiple of 9. So it puts the same symbol for each multiple of 9. :blue thumb: A simple trick, but effective. :)
    A very basic numbers game. Adding the numbers and then taking away from the original always results in a multiple of 9. So it puts the same symbol for each multiple of 9. :blue thumb: A simple trick, but...
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  12. clueless1

    Bored vs Board

    Not on Amazon! =
    Not on Amazon! =
    Not on Amazon! =
    Not on Amazon! =
    speilling.png
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  13. clueless1
    Like x 5

    Geniuses

    None taken
    None taken
    None taken
    None taken
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  14. JWK
    Like x 4

    For Zigs & Javaflores - Owl trapped in car

    Lovely bird.
    Lovely bird.
    Lovely bird.
    Lovely bird.
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  15. Jenny namaste

    The 360 degree view from the Shard

    It's good, but it didn't half make me glad I don't live in a city. Sheffield is a fraction of the size of London, but when I lived there, as much as I enjoyed it, I hated that I had to drive my...
    It's good, but it didn't half make me glad I don't live in a city. Sheffield is a fraction of the size of London, but when I lived there, as much as I enjoyed it, I hated that I had to drive my car for 45 minutes just to escape the urban sprawl. I wonder how long you have to drive for if you're...
    It's good, but it didn't half make me glad I don't live in a city. Sheffield is a fraction of the size of London, but when I lived there, as much as I enjoyed it, I hated that I had to drive my car for 45 minutes just to escape the urban sprawl....
    It's good, but it didn't half make me glad I don't live in a city. Sheffield is a fraction of the size of London, but when I lived there, as much as I enjoyed it, I hated that I had to drive my...
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  16. Phil A

    Surfing for porn again

    Boy, that go me going and hot under the collar, Ziggy!!!:snork:
    Boy, that go me going and hot under the collar, Ziggy!!!:snork:
    Boy, that go me going and hot under the collar, Ziggy!!!:snork:
    Boy, that go me going and hot under the collar, Ziggy!!!:snork:
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  17. clueless1
    Like x 4

    Rose tinted glasses

    Keep those specs on Clue:dbgrtmb:
    Keep those specs on Clue:dbgrtmb:
    Keep those specs on Clue:dbgrtmb:
    Keep those specs on Clue:dbgrtmb:
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  18. takemore02withit

    I am really upset :( on the advertising.

    Not unfriended, but wanting to 'rebound' whatever that means Link P.S. We only use facebook to like companies products so they send me money off coupons, get free stuff, etc.
    Not unfriended, but wanting to 'rebound' whatever that means Link P.S. We only use facebook to like companies products so they send me money off coupons, get free stuff, etc.
    Not unfriended, but wanting to 'rebound' whatever that means Link P.S. We only use facebook to like companies products so they send me money off coupons, get free stuff, etc.
    Not unfriended, but wanting to 'rebound' whatever that means Link P.S. We only use facebook to like companies products so they send me money off coupons, get free stuff, etc.
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  19. Coolsox

    The Bar Is Open!

    Can someone go to the cleaning cupboard and get me a glass of white spirit.. no less than I need after today!
    Can someone go to the cleaning cupboard and get me a glass of white spirit.. no less than I need after today!
    Can someone go to the cleaning cupboard and get me a glass of white spirit.. no less than I need after today!
    Can someone go to the cleaning cupboard and get me a glass of white spirit.. no less than I need after today!
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  20. clueless1

    Less than £2 per pint

    That's very cheap clueless. I meet up with ex-colleages in London now and then and the prices there are horrendous. However the Sam Smiths pubs even in the centre of London are much cheaper, until...
    That's very cheap clueless. I meet up with ex-colleages in London now and then and the prices there are horrendous. However the Sam Smiths pubs even in the centre of London are much cheaper, until a couple of years ago all ales were £2/pint. Last time they had hiked them up to £2.70, but thats...
    That's very cheap clueless. I meet up with ex-colleages in London now and then and the prices there are horrendous. However the Sam Smiths pubs even in the centre of London are much cheaper, until a couple of years ago all ales were £2/pint. Last...
    That's very cheap clueless. I meet up with ex-colleages in London now and then and the prices there are horrendous. However the Sam Smiths pubs even in the centre of London are much cheaper, until...
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