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Hi Clematis we are "lifting the anchor and splicing the main brace" in may, that is my **&&$$%%%" birthday:wink: music .

:lollol: :lollol: :lollol: - I'm still laughing. Thanks for sharing, redstar.

Well Music, maybe I'm a queer person, but I just don't like chips ! I can't stand the smell of them cooking ! Stinks the house out for days ! And not very good when you get them - however they are done. But I suspect that is just me. But then I don't like biscuits or cakes - definitely me !

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Or like my Mum did-your tongue gets a red spot on it when you lie now open your mouth and let me see!

Good morning everyone, Its -4 here and no new snow overnight.......pretty happy about that. Hope everyone had a nice weekend.

Good one.

Hi Hec, that was so funny to read! :hehe:Well he seems happy that is the main thing

How true it is, and what a shame too. Something that still makes me feel slightly bad (although I don't blame myself because I was a youngster and youngsters understand nothing), is that it was only really in the last few years of my grandad's life that I realised that it was only the...

On the whole I think shop assistants do a great job - well round here its service with a smile and everything they can do to help. Well maybe sometimes they don't get every customers joke - who would :flag:

:gnthb: Cutting a very lithe looking figure these days Pal.. ! :D Keep up the good work.. :thmb:

Naughty boy Rick.:lollol: 02

Hi Kathy . the Tango is not a complicated dance the first most important thing is your stature/posture. keep your top half of your body errect,back straight most of the movement is from the waist down. it is a very SENSUAL dance:wink: enquire if there are any local dance classes in your area...

Great exercise machine, i can recommend this machine for indoor exercise . it is strong, a good design, robust , not to light, does not shake/vibrate with your weight ,makes you feel secure when you are doing your exercise. 100% recommended ,and i am not on commision ...

Great fun clueless. I offered to help my neighbour assemble a sit in car for her 2 year old, it was delivered to us so he didn't see it. It took me nearly 2 hours to assemble it - no wonder they can sell these things so cheaply - it was like a big airfix kit!

hi doghouse, when i first heard of the story on television ,ELDORADO FOUND!! i said to the wife "big deal, my grannie found that 50 years ago in a bottle of wine"!!!!!!:wink:

fantasticreminds me of teaching my mum to use the computer.One icon on the desk top - straight into emails but she still manages to do it wrong half the time. Mind she is 87 so I really admire the fact that she is sticking at it and determined to learn.

I think it would be a really good idea to move the dateline to the North Sea, then through The Channel and down through the Bay of Biscay.That way we could really be out of step with the rest of Europe, and perhaps sort a few things out for ourselves.

Totally agree Jaz...... :gnthb:

marley thats great seen it before but nice to see it again