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  1. lollipop

    The Banks just keep on winning

    I've made it a rule for many years to never owe anyone anything, particularly banks. Occasionally I move investment money through my current account, if there's a fair size balance when you call...
    I've made it a rule for many years to never owe anyone anything, particularly banks. Occasionally I move investment money through my current account, if there's a fair size balance when you call in, they try to offer you investment accounts, but the rates are always rubbish. As it's often the...
    I've made it a rule for many years to never owe anyone anything, particularly banks. Occasionally I move investment money through my current account, if there's a fair size balance when you call in, they try to offer you investment accounts,...
    I've made it a rule for many years to never owe anyone anything, particularly banks. Occasionally I move investment money through my current account, if there's a fair size balance when you call...
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  2. music

    a new survey!

    hi marley farley.you mention a lop sided wardrobe . i remember when the wife and i were just building our nest (first house) we had very little, to say the least. my mother in law had given us a...
    hi marley farley.you mention a lop sided wardrobe . i remember when the wife and i were just building our nest (first house) we had very little, to say the least. my mother in law had given us a single wardrobe. one of my friends had a van, so we went to pick the wardrobe up . as we came down...
    hi marley farley.you mention a lop sided wardrobe . i remember when the wife and i were just building our nest (first house) we had very little, to say the least. my mother in law had given us a single wardrobe. one of my friends had a van, so we...
    hi marley farley.you mention a lop sided wardrobe . i remember when the wife and i were just building our nest (first house) we had very little, to say the least. my mother in law had given us a...
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  3. music

    is this a good idea?

    :p A TOP HOTEL CHAIN IS DOING A SPECIAL CHRISTMAS RATE FOR, "MOTHER -IN-LAW"...:yho: SO FAMILIES CAN GET RID OF THEM FOR THE FESTIVE SEASON.!! HOLIDAY INN HOPE THE IDEA WILL HELP REDUCE STRESS...
    :p A TOP HOTEL CHAIN IS DOING A SPECIAL CHRISTMAS RATE FOR, "MOTHER -IN-LAW"...:yho: SO FAMILIES CAN GET RID OF THEM FOR THE FESTIVE SEASON.!! HOLIDAY INN HOPE THE IDEA WILL HELP REDUCE STRESS LEVELS IN THE BUSY DAYS JUST BEFORE AND AFTER DECEMBER 25. MUMS -IN-LAW STAYING AT ANY OF THE 194...
    :p A TOP HOTEL CHAIN IS DOING A SPECIAL CHRISTMAS RATE FOR, "MOTHER -IN-LAW"...:yho: SO FAMILIES CAN GET RID OF THEM FOR THE FESTIVE SEASON.!! HOLIDAY INN HOPE THE IDEA WILL HELP REDUCE STRESS LEVELS IN THE BUSY DAYS JUST BEFORE AND AFTER...
    :p A TOP HOTEL CHAIN IS DOING A SPECIAL CHRISTMAS RATE FOR, "MOTHER -IN-LAW"...:yho: SO FAMILIES CAN GET RID OF THEM FOR THE FESTIVE SEASON.!! HOLIDAY INN HOPE THE IDEA WILL HELP REDUCE STRESS...
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  4. clueless1

    Weird toe ailment

    Ouch! You're brave. Glad it's sorted now. It's true about shoes - listen to your mum (specially girls) when she tells you 'they'll ruin your feet, why don't you get some Clarks' lol. cheers
    Ouch! You're brave. Glad it's sorted now. It's true about shoes - listen to your mum (specially girls) when she tells you 'they'll ruin your feet, why don't you get some Clarks' lol. cheers
    Ouch! You're brave. Glad it's sorted now. It's true about shoes - listen to your mum (specially girls) when she tells you 'they'll ruin your feet, why don't you get some Clarks' lol. cheers
    Ouch! You're brave. Glad it's sorted now. It's true about shoes - listen to your mum (specially girls) when she tells you 'they'll ruin your feet, why don't you get some Clarks' lol. cheers
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  5. Paladin

    Oooops!

    Wonder how far that willow is from the house or any pipes? When we bought our first house the sellers talked about their wonderful weeping willow outside the dining room and it was the height of...
    Wonder how far that willow is from the house or any pipes? When we bought our first house the sellers talked about their wonderful weeping willow outside the dining room and it was the height of the roof. I was thinking "what about the roots?" The second weekend after we moved in the willow...
    Wonder how far that willow is from the house or any pipes? When we bought our first house the sellers talked about their wonderful weeping willow outside the dining room and it was the height of the roof. I was thinking "what about the...
    Wonder how far that willow is from the house or any pipes? When we bought our first house the sellers talked about their wonderful weeping willow outside the dining room and it was the height of...
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  6. clueless1

    PC gone mad the sequel - bureacracy and paranoia gone mad

    Oh, yeah, I catch what you're saying now. That lovely tone that says "you're all idiots because you don't think in the proper manner"!! As regards the rest of it. I don't worry about being...
    Oh, yeah, I catch what you're saying now. That lovely tone that says "you're all idiots because you don't think in the proper manner"!! As regards the rest of it. I don't worry about being accused of being a "weirdo". The kid is most important. Having said that, if I see a young child...
    Oh, yeah, I catch what you're saying now. That lovely tone that says "you're all idiots because you don't think in the proper manner"!! As regards the rest of it. I don't worry about being accused of being a "weirdo". The kid is most...
    Oh, yeah, I catch what you're saying now. That lovely tone that says "you're all idiots because you don't think in the proper manner"!! As regards the rest of it. I don't worry about being...
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  7. clueless1

    A philosophical thought to ponder

    maybe you miss problem solving now you're retired? maybe you need a hobby which taxes your brain a bit?
    maybe you miss problem solving now you're retired? maybe you need a hobby which taxes your brain a bit?
    maybe you miss problem solving now you're retired? maybe you need a hobby which taxes your brain a bit?
    maybe you miss problem solving now you're retired? maybe you need a hobby which taxes your brain a bit?
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  8. music

    come in ,the beer's lovely!

    :hehe: at you lot!Now fill it with champagne and we are talking :thumb:
    :hehe: at you lot!Now fill it with champagne and we are talking :thumb:
    :hehe: at you lot!Now fill it with champagne and we are talking :thumb:
    :hehe: at you lot!Now fill it with champagne and we are talking :thumb:
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  9. clueless1

    Do cows have a sense of humour?

    last year i was out for a run on the bicycle. cycling along the woodland edge i heard the noise of police cars in the distance coming from the main road. on reaching the main road there were...
    last year i was out for a run on the bicycle. cycling along the woodland edge i heard the noise of police cars in the distance coming from the main road. on reaching the main road there were police cars coming from all over the place, i thought it was a bank robbery or something of that ilk ...
    last year i was out for a run on the bicycle. cycling along the woodland edge i heard the noise of police cars in the distance coming from the main road. on reaching the main road there were police cars coming from all over the place, i...
    last year i was out for a run on the bicycle. cycling along the woodland edge i heard the noise of police cars in the distance coming from the main road. on reaching the main road there were...
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  10. Hec

    public relations - or spin as it may be know these days

    On the subject of "Human relations" I'm of a similar view about their worth. For my sins I was a superstore general manager for a major retailer for many years, before going into "store...
    On the subject of "Human relations" I'm of a similar view about their worth. For my sins I was a superstore general manager for a major retailer for many years, before going into "store openings." As I was "old school" I had a considerable amount of clout with the "top brass" so wouldn't take...
    On the subject of "Human relations" I'm of a similar view about their worth. For my sins I was a superstore general manager for a major retailer for many years, before going into "store openings." As I was "old school" I had a considerable...
    On the subject of "Human relations" I'm of a similar view about their worth. For my sins I was a superstore general manager for a major retailer for many years, before going into "store...
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  11. RandyRos

    Which Muppet are you?

    I'm Bunsen Honeydew.....!! :hehe:
    I'm Bunsen Honeydew.....!! :hehe:
    I'm Bunsen Honeydew.....!! :hehe:
    I'm Bunsen Honeydew.....!! :hehe:
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  12. music

    pc gone mad ?

    thats more like it!! :lollol:
    thats more like it!! :lollol:
    thats more like it!! :lollol:
    thats more like it!! :lollol:
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  13. clueless1

    Computer said BANG!

    Surge protection, but that only helps if the computer is sound but the mains plays up. In my case it was the other way round. My computer actually played up, and nearly took the mains out with it....
    Surge protection, but that only helps if the computer is sound but the mains plays up. In my case it was the other way round. My computer actually played up, and nearly took the mains out with it. I guess it needs a new PSU. I haven't opened it up to have a look yet.
    Surge protection, but that only helps if the computer is sound but the mains plays up. In my case it was the other way round. My computer actually played up, and nearly took the mains out with it. I guess it needs a new PSU. I haven't opened it...
    Surge protection, but that only helps if the computer is sound but the mains plays up. In my case it was the other way round. My computer actually played up, and nearly took the mains out with it....
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  14. Jazmine

    Own up, what mischief did you get into at school?

    I once got into a comedy fight in the dinner hall. I say 'comedy', I'm ashamed to admit it was meant to be serious at the time, but try to picture the scene and you'll see what I mean.A lad in...
    I once got into a comedy fight in the dinner hall. I say 'comedy', I'm ashamed to admit it was meant to be serious at the time, but try to picture the scene and you'll see what I mean.A lad in the year above me deliberately knocked my dinner over. I saw red and stood up to confront him. He...
    I once got into a comedy fight in the dinner hall. I say 'comedy', I'm ashamed to admit it was meant to be serious at the time, but try to picture the scene and you'll see what I mean.A lad in the year above me deliberately knocked my dinner...
    I once got into a comedy fight in the dinner hall. I say 'comedy', I'm ashamed to admit it was meant to be serious at the time, but try to picture the scene and you'll see what I mean.A lad in...
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  15. music

    do miracles still happen?

    Found the story. As for belief in miracles, plenty of "believers" take the bible to be gospel truth (pardon the pun). Including those odd, odd people, creationists...
    Found the story. As for belief in miracles, plenty of "believers" take the bible to be gospel truth (pardon the pun). Including those odd, odd people, creationists...
    Found the story. As for belief in miracles, plenty of "believers" take the bible to be gospel truth (pardon the pun). Including those odd, odd people, creationists...
    Found the story. As for belief in miracles, plenty of "believers" take the bible to be gospel truth (pardon the pun). Including those odd, odd people, creationists...
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  16. Paladin
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  17. clueless1

    Family business to be forced to close for Tourist Info centre

    Hi, well slightly off topic but the same sort of thing..... we were down south recently and went to a 'forest' area. There was a hut with videos showing, ponds with endangered species, walks etc...
    Hi, well slightly off topic but the same sort of thing..... we were down south recently and went to a 'forest' area. There was a hut with videos showing, ponds with endangered species, walks etc but when we asked for a cup of tea or similar, we were told that it would 'cost more, mean more for...
    Hi, well slightly off topic but the same sort of thing..... we were down south recently and went to a 'forest' area. There was a hut with videos showing, ponds with endangered species, walks etc but when we asked for a cup of tea or similar, we...
    Hi, well slightly off topic but the same sort of thing..... we were down south recently and went to a 'forest' area. There was a hut with videos showing, ponds with endangered species, walks etc...
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  18. redstar

    Bike ride

    Eee, eh? The lengths you have to go to these days to avoid getting told off for cycling on the pavement.All those shortcuts and he was still late for work.I think he needs some new glasses, he...
    Eee, eh? The lengths you have to go to these days to avoid getting told off for cycling on the pavement.All those shortcuts and he was still late for work.I think he needs some new glasses, he rode into the same tree several times.Man on bike: "I never did like this bike that my parents...
    Eee, eh? The lengths you have to go to these days to avoid getting told off for cycling on the pavement.All those shortcuts and he was still late for work.I think he needs some new glasses, he rode into the same tree several times.Man on...
    Eee, eh? The lengths you have to go to these days to avoid getting told off for cycling on the pavement.All those shortcuts and he was still late for work.I think he needs some new glasses, he...
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  19. takemore02withit

    Ive out- gown Blackpool.

    No pics of me Jaz, wouldnt want to ruin the only camera I have now would I.:lollol: 02
    No pics of me Jaz, wouldnt want to ruin the only camera I have now would I.:lollol: 02
    No pics of me Jaz, wouldnt want to ruin the only camera I have now would I.:lollol: 02
    No pics of me Jaz, wouldnt want to ruin the only camera I have now would I.:lollol: 02
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  20. redstar

    Waking up is hard to do.

    :rotfl:
    :rotfl:
    :rotfl:
    :rotfl:
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