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  1. Phil A
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    When you stuff your hand into the hole, you never know if its full of Hornets until its too late.
    When you stuff your hand into the hole, you never know if its full of Hornets until its too late.
    When you stuff your hand into the hole, you never know if its full of Hornets until its too late.
    When you stuff your hand into the hole, you never know if its full of Hornets until its too late.
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  2. Marley Farley
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  3. pamsdish

    Longest Day

    It's the same here Noisette. A minimum of 3ºC was forecast for us on Saturday night, and we had a considerable frost - it took me a while to break the ice on the birdbath. Yet another week of...
    It's the same here Noisette. A minimum of 3ºC was forecast for us on Saturday night, and we had a considerable frost - it took me a while to break the ice on the birdbath. Yet another week of grey, wet, stormy weather is forecast, with maximums of 14/15ºC. In the twenty years I've lived here...
    It's the same here Noisette. A minimum of 3ºC was forecast for us on Saturday night, and we had a considerable frost - it took me a while to break the ice on the birdbath. Yet another week of grey, wet, stormy weather is forecast, with maximums...
    It's the same here Noisette. A minimum of 3ºC was forecast for us on Saturday night, and we had a considerable frost - it took me a while to break the ice on the birdbath. Yet another week of...
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  4. Marley Farley
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    The dog & the chick.....

    My Jack Russell is being a proper little loud mouth at my new puppy . That is one lucky chick!
    My Jack Russell is being a proper little loud mouth at my new puppy . That is one lucky chick!
    My Jack Russell is being a proper little loud mouth at my new puppy . That is one lucky chick!
    My Jack Russell is being a proper little loud mouth at my new puppy . That is one lucky chick!
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  5. clueless1
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    Yay, got my front garden back

    Might be some inspiration here?
    Might be some inspiration here?
    Might be some inspiration here?
    Might be some inspiration here?
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  6. Jenny namaste
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    Flying at Hastings today

    I take it you were never in the RAF, Rusty???!!!:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I take it you were never in the RAF, Rusty???!!!:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I take it you were never in the RAF, Rusty???!!!:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I take it you were never in the RAF, Rusty???!!!:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  7. Jenny namaste

    Making castles

    Amazing what you can do without the health and safety on you back :biggrin:
    Amazing what you can do without the health and safety on you back :biggrin:
    Amazing what you can do without the health and safety on you back :biggrin:
    Amazing what you can do without the health and safety on you back :biggrin:
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  8. Jenny namaste
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  9. clueless1
    Like x 4

    I bumped Gothilde (my car)

    Glad you're OK C1. Very spooky about the plate and get back to that road to check it out. But maybe do it on foot? ;)
    Glad you're OK C1. Very spooky about the plate and get back to that road to check it out. But maybe do it on foot? ;)
    Glad you're OK C1. Very spooky about the plate and get back to that road to check it out. But maybe do it on foot? ;)
    Glad you're OK C1. Very spooky about the plate and get back to that road to check it out. But maybe do it on foot? ;)
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  10. kindredspirit

    Another little test.

    I got a score of 21, the average for that test is 18.2 which makes me "smart" apparently! 15.4% smarter than average. Not bad! :)
    I got a score of 21, the average for that test is 18.2 which makes me "smart" apparently! 15.4% smarter than average. Not bad! :)
    I got a score of 21, the average for that test is 18.2 which makes me "smart" apparently! 15.4% smarter than average. Not bad! :)
    I got a score of 21, the average for that test is 18.2 which makes me "smart" apparently! 15.4% smarter than average. Not bad! :)
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  11. kindredspirit

    Swimming pool being installed in garden.

    Maybe they should try filling it with water afterwards.:snork:
    Maybe they should try filling it with water afterwards.:snork:
    Maybe they should try filling it with water afterwards.:snork:
    Maybe they should try filling it with water afterwards.:snork:
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  12. kindredspirit

    Vocabulary Test.

    Snap. Clinging onto the fact that I was still above average for my age group.
    Snap. Clinging onto the fact that I was still above average for my age group.
    Snap. Clinging onto the fact that I was still above average for my age group.
    Snap. Clinging onto the fact that I was still above average for my age group.
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  13. clueless1

    One less thing to wonder about

    :lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5::biggrin::dbgrtmb: Mum doesn't read GC does she? :sofa:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5::biggrin::dbgrtmb: Mum doesn't read GC does she? :sofa:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5::biggrin::dbgrtmb: Mum doesn't read GC does she? :sofa:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5::biggrin::dbgrtmb: Mum doesn't read GC does she? :sofa:
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  14. clueless1
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    Cockney Star Trek

    Good, but not as good as the Scottish version - done by the geniuses that are Greg Hempill and Ford Kiernan before they went on to do Still Game (if you haven't seen it, treat yourself to the DVD...
    Good, but not as good as the Scottish version - done by the geniuses that are Greg Hempill and Ford Kiernan before they went on to do Still Game (if you haven't seen it, treat yourself to the DVD box set as it is hillarious), and then sadly fell out. I really hope that they make up and get...
    Good, but not as good as the Scottish version - done by the geniuses that are Greg Hempill and Ford Kiernan before they went on to do Still Game (if you haven't seen it, treat yourself to the DVD box set as it is hillarious), and then sadly fell...
    Good, but not as good as the Scottish version - done by the geniuses that are Greg Hempill and Ford Kiernan before they went on to do Still Game (if you haven't seen it, treat yourself to the DVD...
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  15. Fat Controller
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  16. liliana

    my strawberries do not look like this!

    :biggrin: that's a show-strawberry for sure! :)
    :biggrin: that's a show-strawberry for sure! :)
    :biggrin: that's a show-strawberry for sure! :)
    :biggrin: that's a show-strawberry for sure! :)
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  17. clueless1
    Funny x 9

    Absolutely shocking behaviour

    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: hope FC sees this too, Jenny
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: hope FC sees this too, Jenny
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: hope FC sees this too, Jenny
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: hope FC sees this too, Jenny
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  18. Scrungee
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    'Frequently bought together'

    It appears as if my latest Amazon purchase is going to be delivered by aircraft carrier!
    It appears as if my latest Amazon purchase is going to be delivered by aircraft carrier!
    It appears as if my latest Amazon purchase is going to be delivered by aircraft carrier!
    It appears as if my latest Amazon purchase is going to be delivered by aircraft carrier!
    frequently1.png frequently2.png frequently3.png frequently6.png facebook likes.png amazon rat tape.png
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  19. clueless1

    Optimistic fisherman

    Might have been a damn good pendulum caster?
    Might have been a damn good pendulum caster?
    Might have been a damn good pendulum caster?
    Might have been a damn good pendulum caster?
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  20. pamsdish
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