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  1. Victoria

    Yawn ... wakey, wakey ...

    It's just come to our attention (thank you RM1986!) that some of our problems may have been attributable, in part at least, to active threads with over 1,000 posts. Therefore, this thread is being...
    It's just come to our attention (thank you RM1986!) that some of our problems may have been attributable, in part at least, to active threads with over 1,000 posts. Therefore, this thread is being closed and started in a new thread. Otherwise known as 'splitting'.How it will work is this:...
    It's just come to our attention (thank you RM1986!) that some of our problems may have been attributable, in part at least, to active threads with over 1,000 posts. Therefore, this thread is being closed and started in a new thread. Otherwise...
    It's just come to our attention (thank you RM1986!) that some of our problems may have been attributable, in part at least, to active threads with over 1,000 posts. Therefore, this thread is being...
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  2. clueless1

    No food in the toilets

    Thanks, that has made it abundantly clear. :gnthb: :rotfl:
    Thanks, that has made it abundantly clear. :gnthb: :rotfl:
    Thanks, that has made it abundantly clear. :gnthb: :rotfl:
    Thanks, that has made it abundantly clear. :gnthb: :rotfl:
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  3. redstar

    Forgetful??????

    I can`t remember if I`m like that or not.:snz::help::gnthb:
    I can`t remember if I`m like that or not.:snz::help::gnthb:
    I can`t remember if I`m like that or not.:snz::help::gnthb:
    I can`t remember if I`m like that or not.:snz::help::gnthb:
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  4. clueless1

    Where is the justice these days?

    You're right of course Clueless on the mistaken identity. Same can be said for making sure you have the whole story before making a personal judgement. Don't know that it would've been done as a...
    You're right of course Clueless on the mistaken identity. Same can be said for making sure you have the whole story before making a personal judgement. Don't know that it would've been done as a sick kick, or more an act of ignorance (I can't get the link to open properly!) - as ignorance...
    You're right of course Clueless on the mistaken identity. Same can be said for making sure you have the whole story before making a personal judgement. Don't know that it would've been done as a sick kick, or more an act of ignorance (I can't...
    You're right of course Clueless on the mistaken identity. Same can be said for making sure you have the whole story before making a personal judgement. Don't know that it would've been done as a...
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  5. redstar

    she's 91, her car is 45

    What an amazing old dear, and so very astute with her lifetime guarantees on her battery, shocks and exhaust - she's had 16 batteries for free having paid a bit more for the first one to get the...
    What an amazing old dear, and so very astute with her lifetime guarantees on her battery, shocks and exhaust - she's had 16 batteries for free having paid a bit more for the first one to get the lifetime guarantee :)
    What an amazing old dear, and so very astute with her lifetime guarantees on her battery, shocks and exhaust - she's had 16 batteries for free having paid a bit more for the first one to get the lifetime guarantee :)
    What an amazing old dear, and so very astute with her lifetime guarantees on her battery, shocks and exhaust - she's had 16 batteries for free having paid a bit more for the first one to get the...
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  6. Marley Farley

    Amazing Street Art....!!!!!

    Imagine... you are on your way home after having a few, perhaps too many, and you suddenly come across one of the pieces of art through fuzzy eyes. I wonder how you would behave?
    Imagine... you are on your way home after having a few, perhaps too many, and you suddenly come across one of the pieces of art through fuzzy eyes. I wonder how you would behave?
    Imagine... you are on your way home after having a few, perhaps too many, and you suddenly come across one of the pieces of art through fuzzy eyes. I wonder how you would behave?
    Imagine... you are on your way home after having a few, perhaps too many, and you suddenly come across one of the pieces of art through fuzzy eyes. I wonder how you would behave?
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  7. redstar

    Idiot Sightings

    i was in the bank today, to arrange a small assurance quote.i said to the assurance/insurance/investor assistance person. i would like to open a small separate account and from my main account ,i...
    i was in the bank today, to arrange a small assurance quote.i said to the assurance/insurance/investor assistance person. i would like to open a small separate account and from my main account ,i would like a direct debit deducting £30 from my main account into a new account. and i could...
    i was in the bank today, to arrange a small assurance quote.i said to the assurance/insurance/investor assistance person. i would like to open a small separate account and from my main account ,i would like a direct debit deducting £30 from my...
    i was in the bank today, to arrange a small assurance quote.i said to the assurance/insurance/investor assistance person. i would like to open a small separate account and from my main account ,i...
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  8. redstar

    Texting while driving

    I go along with moving to the middle lane of motorways if there's no traffic, but in the same circumstances I won't drive on the inside lane. Because of the camber of the carriageway, all the...
    I go along with moving to the middle lane of motorways if there's no traffic, but in the same circumstances I won't drive on the inside lane. Because of the camber of the carriageway, all the debris dropped from vehicles of all descriptions, gravitates to the inside lane and increases the...
    I go along with moving to the middle lane of motorways if there's no traffic, but in the same circumstances I won't drive on the inside lane. Because of the camber of the carriageway, all the debris dropped from vehicles of all descriptions,...
    I go along with moving to the middle lane of motorways if there's no traffic, but in the same circumstances I won't drive on the inside lane. Because of the camber of the carriageway, all the...
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  9. redstar

    Loons/Race Car

    As a memory to our recent Ontario, Canada fishing trip I bought a nature CD of sounds of Loons on the river as well as other bird noises. Have been playing that on repeat mode for the last 3 days...
    As a memory to our recent Ontario, Canada fishing trip I bought a nature CD of sounds of Loons on the river as well as other bird noises. Have been playing that on repeat mode for the last 3 days on medium low sound, just enough to hear when I am in the garden room when near that area. Turned...
    As a memory to our recent Ontario, Canada fishing trip I bought a nature CD of sounds of Loons on the river as well as other bird noises. Have been playing that on repeat mode for the last 3 days on medium low sound, just enough to hear when I...
    As a memory to our recent Ontario, Canada fishing trip I bought a nature CD of sounds of Loons on the river as well as other bird noises. Have been playing that on repeat mode for the last 3 days...
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  10. shiney

    Steve Martin on Johnny Carson

    I have seen it before-but it is always a pleasure to watch Steve Martin at his silly best.
    I have seen it before-but it is always a pleasure to watch Steve Martin at his silly best.
    I have seen it before-but it is always a pleasure to watch Steve Martin at his silly best.
    I have seen it before-but it is always a pleasure to watch Steve Martin at his silly best.
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  11. jjordie

    This is how the fight started.....

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
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  12. JWK

    What's this then?

    How colorful.
    How colorful.
    How colorful.
    How colorful.
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  13. Banana Man

    Todays Joke Thread....

    All good. Here's my contribution (blonde ladies I apologise in advance):One cold winter morning, driving to work, a young blonde lady ended up stuck behind a slow moving lorry. Noticing...
    All good. Here's my contribution (blonde ladies I apologise in advance):One cold winter morning, driving to work, a young blonde lady ended up stuck behind a slow moving lorry. Noticing something spilling out of it quite quickly, she thought she should try to alert the driver, but couldn't...
    All good. Here's my contribution (blonde ladies I apologise in advance):One cold winter morning, driving to work, a young blonde lady ended up stuck behind a slow moving lorry. Noticing something spilling out of it quite quickly, she thought...
    All good. Here's my contribution (blonde ladies I apologise in advance):One cold winter morning, driving to work, a young blonde lady ended up stuck behind a slow moving lorry. Noticing...
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  14. redstar

    Ukraine got talent

    Thanks all.
    Thanks all.
    Thanks all.
    Thanks all.
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  15. redstar

    wedding dance

    Now why do I keep thinking of the New Zealand rugby team doing the Haka? :rotfl:
    Now why do I keep thinking of the New Zealand rugby team doing the Haka? :rotfl:
    Now why do I keep thinking of the New Zealand rugby team doing the Haka? :rotfl:
    Now why do I keep thinking of the New Zealand rugby team doing the Haka? :rotfl:
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  16. redstar

    Favorite things

    Very good! Or not, lol. cheers
    Very good! Or not, lol. cheers
    Very good! Or not, lol. cheers
    Very good! Or not, lol. cheers
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  17. Kedi-Gato

    Skateboarding Bulldog

    lol, great clip
    lol, great clip
    lol, great clip
    lol, great clip
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  18. redstar

    African Thunder Storm

    Amazing! I really loved the Africa song - it was beautiful. :)
    Amazing! I really loved the Africa song - it was beautiful. :)
    Amazing! I really loved the Africa song - it was beautiful. :)
    Amazing! I really loved the Africa song - it was beautiful. :)
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  19. clueless1

    Crocodiles

    I think it costs about 70p, but I think once you've texted them once, the rest that day are free (at least I hope that's the case, I haven't checked my bill yet:) ).
    I think it costs about 70p, but I think once you've texted them once, the rest that day are free (at least I hope that's the case, I haven't checked my bill yet:) ).
    I think it costs about 70p, but I think once you've texted them once, the rest that day are free (at least I hope that's the case, I haven't checked my bill yet:) ).
    I think it costs about 70p, but I think once you've texted them once, the rest that day are free (at least I hope that's the case, I haven't checked my bill yet:) ).
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  20. Marley Farley

    Irish Workmen

    That's ace:)
    That's ace:)
    That's ace:)
    That's ace:)
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