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  1. clueless1
    Funny x 3

    Miss Kiss

    :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: You big kid! :heehee: Let's just hope she heard the "Miss" and didn't confuse it with "Gissa" ;)
    :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: You big kid! :heehee: Let's just hope she heard the "Miss" and didn't confuse it with "Gissa" ;)
    :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: You big kid! :heehee: Let's just hope she heard the "Miss" and didn't confuse it with "Gissa" ;)
    :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: You big kid! :heehee: Let's just hope she heard the "Miss" and didn't confuse it with "Gissa" ;)
    clueless1, Jul 16, 2013
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    "M"
    Jul 17, 2013
  2. clueless1

    Bizarre Courtship Rituals

    Take my hat off to them Clue. Just as much skilled required keeping one of those upright instead of throwing it down the track, Jenny
    Take my hat off to them Clue. Just as much skilled required keeping one of those upright instead of throwing it down the track, Jenny
    Take my hat off to them Clue. Just as much skilled required keeping one of those upright instead of throwing it down the track, Jenny
    Take my hat off to them Clue. Just as much skilled required keeping one of those upright instead of throwing it down the track, Jenny
    clueless1, Jul 17, 2013
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    Jenny namaste
    Jul 17, 2013
  3. clueless1

    Dorset to Ireland in a kid's inflatable dinghy

    My dad refers to such phenomenon as 'bars'. Apparently there's one just a couple of miles out from here. He said its scary because a small boat can get trapped in it if you haven't got enough...
    My dad refers to such phenomenon as 'bars'. Apparently there's one just a couple of miles out from here. He said its scary because a small boat can get trapped in it if you haven't got enough engine power.
    My dad refers to such phenomenon as 'bars'. Apparently there's one just a couple of miles out from here. He said its scary because a small boat can get trapped in it if you haven't got enough engine power.
    My dad refers to such phenomenon as 'bars'. Apparently there's one just a couple of miles out from here. He said its scary because a small boat can get trapped in it if you haven't got enough...
    clueless1, Jul 18, 2013
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    clueless1
    Jul 18, 2013
  4. clueless1

    Old text messages

    Wife is deleting some old text messages. She has some that I sent her in the final days of my employment at a previous company (where I ended up getting ripped off by £9k). Some of them are quite...
    Wife is deleting some old text messages. She has some that I sent her in the final days of my employment at a previous company (where I ended up getting ripped off by £9k). Some of them are quite amusing, so i thought I'd share:)
    Wife is deleting some old text messages. She has some that I sent her in the final days of my employment at a previous company (where I ended up getting ripped off by £9k). Some of them are quite amusing, so i thought I'd share:)
    Wife is deleting some old text messages. She has some that I sent her in the final days of my employment at a previous company (where I ended up getting ripped off by £9k). Some of them are quite...
    clueless1, Jul 18, 2013
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    clueless1
    Jul 18, 2013
  5. clueless1

    How many bags of cement have you lost?

    You've just pointed the one advantage of not being a DIY person. There's never anything left over in my shed as I never buy anything :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    You've just pointed the one advantage of not being a DIY person. There's never anything left over in my shed as I never buy anything :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    You've just pointed the one advantage of not being a DIY person. There's never anything left over in my shed as I never buy anything :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    You've just pointed the one advantage of not being a DIY person. There's never anything left over in my shed as I never buy anything :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    clueless1, Jul 19, 2013
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    shiney
    Jul 20, 2013
  6. shiney
    Funny x 4

    Tattoos!

    :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    shiney, Jul 27, 2013
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    Fern4
    Jul 27, 2013
  7. Phil A

    Help with choosing Tomatoes

    Was this what he was after?
    Was this what he was after?
    Was this what he was after?
    Was this what he was after?
    Phil A, Jul 27, 2013
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    Scrungee
    Jul 27, 2013
  8. shiney
    Funny x 6

    Does My Bum Look Big In This?

    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    shiney, Jul 27, 2013
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    shiney
    Jul 29, 2013
  9. clueless1

    The joys of the older motor

    I now need to weigh in 200 tonnes of empty baked bean cans to pay for that
    I now need to weigh in 200 tonnes of empty baked bean cans to pay for that
    I now need to weigh in 200 tonnes of empty baked bean cans to pay for that
    I now need to weigh in 200 tonnes of empty baked bean cans to pay for that
    clueless1, Jul 30, 2013 ... 2
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    Scrungee
    Aug 2, 2013
  10. kindredspirit

    Like to go for a ride?

    I wanted to know, can you fall out and how does it stop ,,buffers,:wallbanging:
    I wanted to know, can you fall out and how does it stop ,,buffers,:wallbanging:
    I wanted to know, can you fall out and how does it stop ,,buffers,:wallbanging:
    I wanted to know, can you fall out and how does it stop ,,buffers,:wallbanging:
    kindredspirit, Aug 3, 2013
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    pamsdish
    Aug 3, 2013
  11. clueless1
    Funny x 8

    Put down by my 4 year old son

    Put a bottle over the pot and then put your plastic bag, secured with a band or tape over that.
    Put a bottle over the pot and then put your plastic bag, secured with a band or tape over that.
    Put a bottle over the pot and then put your plastic bag, secured with a band or tape over that.
    Put a bottle over the pot and then put your plastic bag, secured with a band or tape over that.
    clueless1, Jul 29, 2013 ... 2
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    kindredspirit
    Aug 10, 2013
  12. kindredspirit

    How Irish dancing started.

    This had me laughing out loud.Comedy aside though, and it really is most excellent comedy, I really love that style of music.
    This had me laughing out loud.Comedy aside though, and it really is most excellent comedy, I really love that style of music.
    This had me laughing out loud.Comedy aside though, and it really is most excellent comedy, I really love that style of music.
    This had me laughing out loud.Comedy aside though, and it really is most excellent comedy, I really love that style of music.
    kindredspirit, Aug 10, 2013
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    clueless1
    Aug 11, 2013
  13. clueless1
    Like x 3

    Techno Viking

    clueless1, Aug 14, 2013
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    sal73
    Aug 14, 2013
  14. Phil A

    The Real Cause of Unemployment

    Phil A, Aug 15, 2013
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    Phil A
    Aug 15, 2013
  15. miraflores
    Like x 6

    can you cut my edge for a tenner?

    I wonder what the local authority would say if someone complained under the Tall Hedge Act!:heehee:
    I wonder what the local authority would say if someone complained under the Tall Hedge Act!:heehee:
    I wonder what the local authority would say if someone complained under the Tall Hedge Act!:heehee:
    I wonder what the local authority would say if someone complained under the Tall Hedge Act!:heehee:
    miraflores, Aug 16, 2013
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    shiney
    Aug 16, 2013
  16. clueless1

    The Lambton Worm

    Was reminded of this just recently. Shameless bump for the benefit of anyone that missed it.
    Was reminded of this just recently. Shameless bump for the benefit of anyone that missed it.
    Was reminded of this just recently. Shameless bump for the benefit of anyone that missed it.
    Was reminded of this just recently. Shameless bump for the benefit of anyone that missed it.
    clueless1, Jan 23, 2013
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    clueless1
    Aug 17, 2013
  17. Fat Controller

    Don't judge too quickly

    These are really good!!! :thumbsup:Val
    These are really good!!! :thumbsup:Val
    These are really good!!! :thumbsup:Val
    These are really good!!! :thumbsup:Val
    Fat Controller, Aug 14, 2013
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    Val..
    Aug 18, 2013
  18. Sheal
    Like x 3

    Robert Plants Birthday!

    He lives in kinver, the same village as my sister and she says it`s funny to see him walking through the village and the tourists, kinver edge, is a national trust beauty spot.doing a double take.
    He lives in kinver, the same village as my sister and she says it`s funny to see him walking through the village and the tourists, kinver edge, is a national trust beauty spot.doing a double take.
    He lives in kinver, the same village as my sister and she says it`s funny to see him walking through the village and the tourists, kinver edge, is a national trust beauty spot.doing a double take.
    He lives in kinver, the same village as my sister and she says it`s funny to see him walking through the village and the tourists, kinver edge, is a national trust beauty spot.doing a double take.
    Sheal, Aug 20, 2013
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    pamsdish
    Aug 23, 2013
  19. pamsdish

    Harbour Way

    I cannot hear the main road traffic, unless it`s an ambulance :loll:, it`s far enough away from me, If the wind is in the right direction and humidity high I can hear the motorway hum, I am hearing a...
    I cannot hear the main road traffic, unless it`s an ambulance :loll:, it`s far enough away from me, If the wind is in the right direction and humidity high I can hear the motorway hum, I am hearing a lot of noise from the new road however and have been for some time as it has been being used by tata...
    I cannot hear the main road traffic, unless it`s an ambulance :loll:, it`s far enough away from me, If the wind is in the right direction and humidity high I can hear the motorway hum, I am hearing a lot of noise from the new road however and have been...
    I cannot hear the main road traffic, unless it`s an ambulance :loll:, it`s far enough away from me, If the wind is in the right direction and humidity high I can hear the motorway hum, I am hearing a...
    pamsdish, Aug 23, 2013
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    pamsdish
    Aug 24, 2013
  20. liliana

    Oooooh, the pain !!!

    Glad to report that all better now, just the odd tingle. :spinning:I am going to take some fly killer with me this weekend when I do the boot sales.Also a little medical pack in case I get stung again:huh:
    Glad to report that all better now, just the odd tingle. :spinning:I am going to take some fly killer with me this weekend when I do the boot sales.Also a little medical pack in case I get stung again:huh:
    Glad to report that all better now, just the odd tingle. :spinning:I am going to take some fly killer with me this weekend when I do the boot sales.Also a little medical pack in case I get stung again:huh:
    Glad to report that all better now, just the odd tingle. :spinning:I am going to take some fly killer with me this weekend when I do the boot sales.Also a little medical pack in case I get stung again:huh:
    liliana, Aug 18, 2013
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    liliana
    Aug 24, 2013
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