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  1. JWK
    Like x 3

    How to make money from cold callers

    good man :thumbsup:
    good man :thumbsup:
    good man :thumbsup:
    good man :thumbsup:
    JWK, Aug 28, 2013
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    honeybunny
    Aug 28, 2013
  2. Sheal

    Work overload

    :D don't forget CIDER...Complete Immunity During Employment Routine
    :D don't forget CIDER...Complete Immunity During Employment Routine
    :D don't forget CIDER...Complete Immunity During Employment Routine
    :D don't forget CIDER...Complete Immunity During Employment Routine
    Sheal, Sep 3, 2013
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    Ellen
    Sep 4, 2013
  3. Hannah's Rose Garden

    frazzled parents / grandparents thread

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    Hannah's Rose Garden, Aug 10, 2013 ... 2 3 4
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    Hannah's Rose Garden
    Sep 5, 2013
  4. Hairy Gardener
    Funny x 3

    John O'Reilly...

    John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said,"Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife !"That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night ! He went...
    John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said,"Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife !"That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night ! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best Toast of The night."She said, "Aye, did...
    John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said,"Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife !"That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night ! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for...
    John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said,"Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife !"That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night ! He went...
    Hairy Gardener, Sep 6, 2013
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    Hairy Gardener
    Sep 6, 2013
  5. clueless1

    Interesting (legitimate) email subject

    Sounds like the wedding telegram from the Rugby Club to the newly weds : "We've tried him in every position, now its your turn" :heehee:
    Sounds like the wedding telegram from the Rugby Club to the newly weds : "We've tried him in every position, now its your turn" :heehee:
    Sounds like the wedding telegram from the Rugby Club to the newly weds : "We've tried him in every position, now its your turn" :heehee:
    Sounds like the wedding telegram from the Rugby Club to the newly weds : "We've tried him in every position, now its your turn" :heehee:
    clueless1, Sep 9, 2013
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    Kristen
    Sep 10, 2013
  6. Hairy Gardener
    Like x 6

    Bet you cannot....

    Hmm. Yes, very good filming.
    Hmm. Yes, very good filming.
    Hmm. Yes, very good filming.
    Hmm. Yes, very good filming.
    Hairy Gardener, Sep 13, 2013
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    moyra
    Sep 15, 2013
  7. pamsdish

    Checkout Confrontation

    Any religion can be twisted to mean whatever you want it to. Eye for an eye and all that. One reason why Religion is a the start of more wars than politics.
    Any religion can be twisted to mean whatever you want it to. Eye for an eye and all that. One reason why Religion is a the start of more wars than politics.
    Any religion can be twisted to mean whatever you want it to. Eye for an eye and all that. One reason why Religion is a the start of more wars than politics.
    Any religion can be twisted to mean whatever you want it to. Eye for an eye and all that. One reason why Religion is a the start of more wars than politics.
    pamsdish, Sep 15, 2013
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    pete
    Sep 16, 2013
  8. clueless1
    Like x 7

    A very sharp copper

    :lol: so true!!
    :lol: so true!!
    :lol: so true!!
    :lol: so true!!
    clueless1, Sep 17, 2013
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    Ellen
    Sep 18, 2013
  9. clueless1

    Should I be proud or annoyed?

    Clueless , Its called survival,human instinct to react in a threatening situation. He was under threat and used his Loaf,(literally),good on him,it's a big bad world out there. I had four...
    Clueless , Its called survival,human instinct to react in a threatening situation. He was under threat and used his Loaf,(literally),good on him,it's a big bad world out there. I had four brothers,and if we had any confrontation between us my Dad would put boxing gloves on us and put us in the...
    Clueless , Its called survival,human instinct to react in a threatening situation. He was under threat and used his Loaf,(literally),good on him,it's a big bad world out there. I had four brothers,and if we had any confrontation between us my Dad...
    Clueless , Its called survival,human instinct to react in a threatening situation. He was under threat and used his Loaf,(literally),good on him,it's a big bad world out there. I had four...
    clueless1, Sep 17, 2013
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    music
    Sep 19, 2013
  10. Phil A
    Funny x 4

    Naked Gardening

    I'd like a kelly kettle. I didn't wash out my camping kettle once, just filled it and boiled it after not using it for a while.Didn't find all the dead Woodlice till i'd got to the bottom of my...
    I'd like a kelly kettle. I didn't wash out my camping kettle once, just filled it and boiled it after not using it for a while.Didn't find all the dead Woodlice till i'd got to the bottom of my cup of tea :sad: Bet that never happens to meat eaters.
    I'd like a kelly kettle. I didn't wash out my camping kettle once, just filled it and boiled it after not using it for a while.Didn't find all the dead Woodlice till i'd got to the bottom of my cup of tea :sad: Bet that never happens to meat eaters.
    I'd like a kelly kettle. I didn't wash out my camping kettle once, just filled it and boiled it after not using it for a while.Didn't find all the dead Woodlice till i'd got to the bottom of my...
    Phil A, Sep 19, 2013 ... 2
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    Phil A
    Sep 22, 2013
  11. clueless1

    Guess what I saw today....

    Clueless, you shouldn't be looking :nonofinger::snork:
    Clueless, you shouldn't be looking :nonofinger::snork:
    Clueless, you shouldn't be looking :nonofinger::snork:
    Clueless, you shouldn't be looking :nonofinger::snork:
    clueless1, Jul 12, 2013 ... 2
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    Jiffy
    Sep 23, 2013
  12. clueless1
    Funny x 3

    The knack

    "Can he lead a normal life"? "No. He'll be an engineer".
    "Can he lead a normal life"? "No. He'll be an engineer".
    "Can he lead a normal life"? "No. He'll be an engineer".
    "Can he lead a normal life"? "No. He'll be an engineer".
    clueless1, Sep 24, 2013
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    clueless1
    Sep 24, 2013
  13. clueless1

    Mission Statement Generator

    Moo poo bingo was exactly what I was thinking off ! :biggrin: I have been fortunate enough to work for large American corporations for the last 30 years. They have always been good employers. But at my...
    Moo poo bingo was exactly what I was thinking off ! :biggrin: I have been fortunate enough to work for large American corporations for the last 30 years. They have always been good employers. But at my time of life I do not want to be told "have I picked all the low hanging fruit" or " are all my ducks...
    Moo poo bingo was exactly what I was thinking off ! :biggrin: I have been fortunate enough to work for large American corporations for the last 30 years. They have always been good employers. But at my time of life I do not want to be told "have I picked...
    Moo poo bingo was exactly what I was thinking off ! :biggrin: I have been fortunate enough to work for large American corporations for the last 30 years. They have always been good employers. But at my...
    clueless1, Sep 24, 2013
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    HarryS
    Sep 26, 2013
  14. Val..
    Funny x 11

    Free Eye Test

    Here piggy piggy :loll:. What a porker.:wow:
    Here piggy piggy :loll:. What a porker.:wow:
    Here piggy piggy :loll:. What a porker.:wow:
    Here piggy piggy :loll:. What a porker.:wow:
    Val.., Sep 26, 2013
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    liliana
    Sep 27, 2013
  15. Hairy Gardener
    Funny x 8

    The Pastors Ass

    Armandii or Shiney?
    Armandii or Shiney?
    Armandii or Shiney?
    Armandii or Shiney?
    Hairy Gardener, Sep 27, 2013
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    Phil A
    Sep 27, 2013
  16. JWK

    Your worst pong

    *makes mental note to self to never ever make comfrey tea, ever!*
    *makes mental note to self to never ever make comfrey tea, ever!*
    *makes mental note to self to never ever make comfrey tea, ever!*
    *makes mental note to self to never ever make comfrey tea, ever!*
    pondering smiley.gif
    JWK, Sep 27, 2013
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    honeybunny
    Sep 30, 2013
  17. Hairy Gardener
    Like x 3

    Whats UP

    Man, that's really messed up :biggrin:
    Man, that's really messed up :biggrin:
    Man, that's really messed up :biggrin:
    Man, that's really messed up :biggrin:
    Hairy Gardener, Oct 2, 2013
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    Phil A
    Oct 2, 2013
  18. Val..
    Funny x 3

    How to take care of your deck

    :lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Val.., Oct 5, 2013
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    Phil A
    Oct 6, 2013
  19. clueless1

    Mimulus

    I grow the Mimulus Guttatus by my pond beautiful plant but omg it self seeds everywhere round and in the pond given a chance, I have turf round the edges of the pond and in summer its just a mass...
    I grow the Mimulus Guttatus by my pond beautiful plant but omg it self seeds everywhere round and in the pond given a chance, I have turf round the edges of the pond and in summer its just a mass of these yellow flowers.
    I grow the Mimulus Guttatus by my pond beautiful plant but omg it self seeds everywhere round and in the pond given a chance, I have turf round the edges of the pond and in summer its just a mass of these yellow flowers.
    I grow the Mimulus Guttatus by my pond beautiful plant but omg it self seeds everywhere round and in the pond given a chance, I have turf round the edges of the pond and in summer its just a mass...
    clueless1, Oct 6, 2013
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    simbad
    Oct 6, 2013
  20. Hairy Gardener
    Funny x 11

    Morning Sex

    Sorry sweetie, no.But an example of MY prowess compared to the average...................... :biggrin:
    Sorry sweetie, no.But an example of MY prowess compared to the average...................... :biggrin:
    Sorry sweetie, no.But an example of MY prowess compared to the average...................... :biggrin:
    Sorry sweetie, no.But an example of MY prowess compared to the average...................... :biggrin:
    Hairy Gardener, Sep 25, 2013
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    Hairy Gardener
    Oct 7, 2013
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