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  1. Val..

    Anyone gonna grow chilli willy peppers?

    :yikes:....that could be a 'graft' too far:thud:
    :yikes:....that could be a 'graft' too far:thud:
    :yikes:....that could be a 'graft' too far:thud:
    :yikes:....that could be a 'graft' too far:thud:
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  2. clueless1

    Is there a hoarding gene?

    I must admit I'm A Hoarder. My family, especially my three daughters have been trying to Convert me for Years,(No Chance).:nonofinger:. I like Style/Clothing,but the clothing , I am very Careful and look...
    I must admit I'm A Hoarder. My family, especially my three daughters have been trying to Convert me for Years,(No Chance).:nonofinger:. I like Style/Clothing,but the clothing , I am very Careful and look after them,(Even after a Few Big Grouse Evenings ), everything is hung up and Stored away. When I...
    I must admit I'm A Hoarder. My family, especially my three daughters have been trying to Convert me for Years,(No Chance).:nonofinger:. I like Style/Clothing,but the clothing , I am very Careful and look after them,(Even after a Few Big Grouse Evenings...
    I must admit I'm A Hoarder. My family, especially my three daughters have been trying to Convert me for Years,(No Chance).:nonofinger:. I like Style/Clothing,but the clothing , I am very Careful and look...
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  3. clueless1

    Worst christmas lights in the country

    If you heard "Bonfire Month", then you know there is
    If you heard "Bonfire Month", then you know there is
    If you heard "Bonfire Month", then you know there is
    If you heard "Bonfire Month", then you know there is
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  4. Val..
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  5. clueless1

    Men vs Women

    I think i should have a scan, my brain doesn't work very well, think i've got a bit missing
    I think i should have a scan, my brain doesn't work very well, think i've got a bit missing
    I think i should have a scan, my brain doesn't work very well, think i've got a bit missing
    I think i should have a scan, my brain doesn't work very well, think i've got a bit missing
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  6. music

    Old Sayings Of Yesteryear ?.

    I had to laugh at some of these I must say.I was brought up by my aunt (my mother's older sister) as my mother died when I was seven and my Auntie always used to say (in a high-pitched Welsh...
    I had to laugh at some of these I must say.I was brought up by my aunt (my mother's older sister) as my mother died when I was seven and my Auntie always used to say (in a high-pitched Welsh accent) ... 'well, that's nice if you like that sort of thing ...' ???? :dunno: To this day, my t'other...
    I had to laugh at some of these I must say.I was brought up by my aunt (my mother's older sister) as my mother died when I was seven and my Auntie always used to say (in a high-pitched Welsh accent) ... 'well, that's nice if you like that sort...
    I had to laugh at some of these I must say.I was brought up by my aunt (my mother's older sister) as my mother died when I was seven and my Auntie always used to say (in a high-pitched Welsh...
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  7. Scrungee

    Off to Cambridge?

    Boris Johnson (who went to Oxford) got all of these wrong them despite them being really simple. (I got all of them right, but despite that I disagree with their analysis of why one of the...
    Boris Johnson (who went to Oxford) got all of these wrong them despite them being really simple. (I got all of them right, but despite that I disagree with their analysis of why one of the answers is correct)
    Boris Johnson (who went to Oxford) got all of these wrong them despite them being really simple. (I got all of them right, but despite that I disagree with their analysis of why one of the answers is correct)
    Boris Johnson (who went to Oxford) got all of these wrong them despite them being really simple. (I got all of them right, but despite that I disagree with their analysis of why one of the...
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  8. pamsdish
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  9. HarryS

    One Not to Miss !

    So long as it doesn't clash with David Attenborough's Night in the Natural History Museum Alive program!!:snork:
    So long as it doesn't clash with David Attenborough's Night in the Natural History Museum Alive program!!:snork:
    So long as it doesn't clash with David Attenborough's Night in the Natural History Museum Alive program!!:snork:
    So long as it doesn't clash with David Attenborough's Night in the Natural History Museum Alive program!!:snork:
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  10. clueless1
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  11. Marley Farley
    Funny x 5

    What was really going on.... Sign language.......

    Now it makes sense :biggrin:
    Now it makes sense :biggrin:
    Now it makes sense :biggrin:
    Now it makes sense :biggrin:
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  12. clueless1
    Like x 3

    How to stop someone jumping

    Me neither - class!
    Me neither - class!
    Me neither - class!
    Me neither - class!
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  13. clueless1

    Facebook could kill you dead

    Natural selection, modern version :)
    Natural selection, modern version :)
    Natural selection, modern version :)
    Natural selection, modern version :)
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  14. wiseowl

    Bus Driver

    Good evening Jenny that sounds delicious and mouth watering,my favourite sausage and onion pie :star::)
    Good evening Jenny that sounds delicious and mouth watering,my favourite sausage and onion pie :star::)
    Good evening Jenny that sounds delicious and mouth watering,my favourite sausage and onion pie :star::)
    Good evening Jenny that sounds delicious and mouth watering,my favourite sausage and onion pie :star::)
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  15. clueless1

    How to drive a Volvo in winter

    I've done some of the moves in this clip in my car. The main two differences being 1) Mine was not on purpose and 2) Mine was far less graceful
    I've done some of the moves in this clip in my car. The main two differences being 1) Mine was not on purpose and 2) Mine was far less graceful
    I've done some of the moves in this clip in my car. The main two differences being 1) Mine was not on purpose and 2) Mine was far less graceful
    I've done some of the moves in this clip in my car. The main two differences being 1) Mine was not on purpose and 2) Mine was far less graceful
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  16. clueless1
    Funny x 4

    Old lady defeats arrogant idiot

    You're right, watching the video again, it probably is fake, but its still funny though.Notice I said 'probably', I have read of cases where the airbag has gone off when it shouldn't have, so it...
    You're right, watching the video again, it probably is fake, but its still funny though.Notice I said 'probably', I have read of cases where the airbag has gone off when it shouldn't have, so it was still vaguely plausible until I realised one minor point. Airbags are designed to detonate and...
    You're right, watching the video again, it probably is fake, but its still funny though.Notice I said 'probably', I have read of cases where the airbag has gone off when it shouldn't have, so it was still vaguely plausible until I realised one...
    You're right, watching the video again, it probably is fake, but its still funny though.Notice I said 'probably', I have read of cases where the airbag has gone off when it shouldn't have, so it...
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  17. Lolimac
    Funny x 7

    Express delivery!!!!! Well it is Christmas..........

    This 'ere Chrimbo malarkey is a right rum do - innit? :heehee: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :loll: Thanks for that little gem Loli, Jenny
    This 'ere Chrimbo malarkey is a right rum do - innit? :heehee: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :loll: Thanks for that little gem Loli, Jenny
    This 'ere Chrimbo malarkey is a right rum do - innit? :heehee: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :loll: Thanks for that little gem Loli, Jenny
    This 'ere Chrimbo malarkey is a right rum do - innit? :heehee: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :loll: Thanks for that little gem Loli, Jenny
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  18. clueless1

    Neandertals could talk like what we do

    Some of the local Neandertals still do! :heehee:
    Some of the local Neandertals still do! :heehee:
    Some of the local Neandertals still do! :heehee:
    Some of the local Neandertals still do! :heehee:
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  19. Phil A

    Gardener's sense of humour

    A song springs to mind.
    A song springs to mind.
    A song springs to mind.
    A song springs to mind.
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  20. Phil A
    Like x 3

    Currently Listening Mark II

    Closing this one & starting new one :)
    Closing this one & starting new one :)
    Closing this one & starting new one :)
    Closing this one & starting new one :)
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    448
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    20,048

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