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  1. Phil A
    Like x 3

    Sheep on Drugs, for Clare.

    :rolleyespink::heehee::dbgrtmb:
    :rolleyespink::heehee::dbgrtmb:
    :rolleyespink::heehee::dbgrtmb:
    :rolleyespink::heehee::dbgrtmb:
    Phil A, Feb 23, 2012
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    Lolimac
    Feb 5, 2014
  2. DIY-Dave

    Craziest diet ever?

    interesting how we are relative to plants we consider ourselves so advanced. just as you would think a plant would have mechanisms to prevent over fertilization you'd think humans would have...
    interesting how we are relative to plants we consider ourselves so advanced. just as you would think a plant would have mechanisms to prevent over fertilization you'd think humans would have something that prevents over plumpness.
    interesting how we are relative to plants we consider ourselves so advanced. just as you would think a plant would have mechanisms to prevent over fertilization you'd think humans would have something that prevents over plumpness.
    interesting how we are relative to plants we consider ourselves so advanced. just as you would think a plant would have mechanisms to prevent over fertilization you'd think humans would have...
    DIY-Dave, Feb 8, 2014
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    djdelmar
    Feb 8, 2014
  3. chitting kaz
    Funny x 15

    so who will be the first ?

    Nope! In Argentina and Uruguay the temps are only, normally, 25 - 28C and Brazil 26 - 30C in their summer - with an occasional rise of about three degrees. This time it was 8 - 12C higher than...
    Nope! In Argentina and Uruguay the temps are only, normally, 25 - 28C and Brazil 26 - 30C in their summer - with an occasional rise of about three degrees. This time it was 8 - 12C higher than normal.It's a dog's life!! :heehee:
    Nope! In Argentina and Uruguay the temps are only, normally, 25 - 28C and Brazil 26 - 30C in their summer - with an occasional rise of about three degrees. This time it was 8 - 12C higher than normal.It's a dog's life!! :heehee:
    Nope! In Argentina and Uruguay the temps are only, normally, 25 - 28C and Brazil 26 - 30C in their summer - with an occasional rise of about three degrees. This time it was 8 - 12C higher than...
    complain about summer.jpg P1190463.JPG
    chitting kaz, Feb 7, 2014 ... 2
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    shiney
    Feb 9, 2014
  4. Phil A

    Little things that amuse a Zig

    I'm on the Kansas/Oklahoma border in Coffeyville - just by Poes Pizza Shop. Come by for a snack sometime.Lots of songs about the area around me. I'm surrounded by Wichita, Oklahoma City,...
    I'm on the Kansas/Oklahoma border in Coffeyville - just by Poes Pizza Shop. Come by for a snack sometime.Lots of songs about the area around me. I'm surrounded by Wichita, Oklahoma City, Kansas City, Tulsa (only one hour!), Topeka etc.
    I'm on the Kansas/Oklahoma border in Coffeyville - just by Poes Pizza Shop. Come by for a snack sometime.Lots of songs about the area around me. I'm surrounded by Wichita, Oklahoma City, Kansas City, Tulsa (only one hour!), Topeka etc.
    I'm on the Kansas/Oklahoma border in Coffeyville - just by Poes Pizza Shop. Come by for a snack sometime.Lots of songs about the area around me. I'm surrounded by Wichita, Oklahoma City,...
    Phil A, Jan 4, 2014 ... 2
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    shiney
    Feb 11, 2014
  5. DIY-Dave

    Chicken powered image stabilizer.

    If you look carefully at the "action" sequences, you can see that it ain't a real chicken but computer generated graphics.
    If you look carefully at the "action" sequences, you can see that it ain't a real chicken but computer generated graphics.
    If you look carefully at the "action" sequences, you can see that it ain't a real chicken but computer generated graphics.
    If you look carefully at the "action" sequences, you can see that it ain't a real chicken but computer generated graphics.
    DIY-Dave, Feb 14, 2014
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    DIY-Dave
    Feb 15, 2014
  6. Marley Farley
    Funny x 8

    Devastating effects of cutting to many trees down.!

    Will do, is their his and her's??
    Will do, is their his and her's??
    Will do, is their his and her's??
    Will do, is their his and her's??
    Marley Farley, Feb 15, 2014
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    Jiffy
    Feb 15, 2014
  7. liliana
    Funny x 5

    Who blocked the drain with pooh?

    That's a step so that people can get in/out easyer, but not pooh
    That's a step so that people can get in/out easyer, but not pooh
    That's a step so that people can get in/out easyer, but not pooh
    That's a step so that people can get in/out easyer, but not pooh
    liliana, Feb 18, 2014
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    Jiffy
    Feb 19, 2014
  8. clueless1
    Funny x 3

    Valentines day marketing

    I got that email too - any excuse for a sale with them! Mind you, they have never let me down.
    I got that email too - any excuse for a sale with them! Mind you, they have never let me down.
    I got that email too - any excuse for a sale with them! Mind you, they have never let me down.
    I got that email too - any excuse for a sale with them! Mind you, they have never let me down.
    clueless1, Feb 15, 2014
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    Fat Controller
    Feb 21, 2014
  9. liliana

    Mango'ed

    Perhaps they thought it might compete with the beauty of the adjacent pylon?
    Perhaps they thought it might compete with the beauty of the adjacent pylon?
    Perhaps they thought it might compete with the beauty of the adjacent pylon?
    Perhaps they thought it might compete with the beauty of the adjacent pylon?
    liliana, Feb 24, 2014
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    Madahhlia
    Feb 25, 2014
  10. kindredspirit
    Funny x 4

    :)

    Brilliant Kindred.... :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Brilliant Kindred.... :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Brilliant Kindred.... :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Brilliant Kindred.... :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    kindredspirit, Feb 23, 2014
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    Marley Farley
    Feb 25, 2014
  11. Marley Farley

    Hen Crossing... !!

    :SUNsmile: So why did the Chicken really cross the road.? :scratch:Was it because........The chicken never crossed the road. Some chicken-hating, genocidal, lying public official moved the road right under...
    :SUNsmile: So why did the Chicken really cross the road.? :scratch:Was it because........The chicken never crossed the road. Some chicken-hating, genocidal, lying public official moved the road right under the chicken's feet while he was practicing his golf swing and thinking about his family.Or...
    :SUNsmile: So why did the Chicken really cross the road.? :scratch:Was it because........The chicken never crossed the road. Some chicken-hating, genocidal, lying public official moved the road right under the chicken's feet while he was practicing his golf...
    :SUNsmile: So why did the Chicken really cross the road.? :scratch:Was it because........The chicken never crossed the road. Some chicken-hating, genocidal, lying public official moved the road right under...
    Marley Farley, Feb 25, 2014
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    Marley Farley
    Feb 25, 2014
  12. Phil A
    Funny x 4

    Billy Connolly on Suicide Bombers

    :lunapic 130165696578242 5::loll:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5::loll:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5::loll:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5::loll:
    Phil A, Feb 26, 2014
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    Lea
    Feb 26, 2014
  13. liliana

    Wensleyale the dancing cat

    This cat is 3ft 3ins tall and weighs 7.2kgs. He's looking for a new home after his owner passed away.
    This cat is 3ft 3ins tall and weighs 7.2kgs. He's looking for a new home after his owner passed away.
    This cat is 3ft 3ins tall and weighs 7.2kgs. He's looking for a new home after his owner passed away.
    This cat is 3ft 3ins tall and weighs 7.2kgs. He's looking for a new home after his owner passed away.
    wendsledale.jpg
    liliana, Feb 27, 2014
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    liliana
    Feb 27, 2014
  14. kindredspirit

    Who has the right answer to this?

    :dancy: :blue thumb:
    :dancy: :blue thumb:
    :dancy: :blue thumb:
    :dancy: :blue thumb:
    kindredspirit, Feb 27, 2014
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    shiney
    Feb 27, 2014
  15. HarryS
    Funny x 12

    SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view) - By Pam Ayres of course..

    Brought a smile to my face: thank you! :biggrin: :dbgrtmb:
    Brought a smile to my face: thank you! :biggrin: :dbgrtmb:
    Brought a smile to my face: thank you! :biggrin: :dbgrtmb:
    Brought a smile to my face: thank you! :biggrin: :dbgrtmb:
    HarryS, Mar 7, 2014
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    "M"
    Mar 8, 2014
  16. Sheal

    Caution! Contains naughty words! B***** the Bankers.

    It's a concept!Interesting how the talk of freezing Ruski billionaires assets seems to have died down. Do you reckon the bankers threw their toys out of the pram when they spoke to Dave?
    It's a concept!Interesting how the talk of freezing Ruski billionaires assets seems to have died down. Do you reckon the bankers threw their toys out of the pram when they spoke to Dave?
    It's a concept!Interesting how the talk of freezing Ruski billionaires assets seems to have died down. Do you reckon the bankers threw their toys out of the pram when they spoke to Dave?
    It's a concept!Interesting how the talk of freezing Ruski billionaires assets seems to have died down. Do you reckon the bankers threw their toys out of the pram when they spoke to Dave?
    Sheal, Mar 8, 2014
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    longk
    Mar 8, 2014
  17. clueless1
    Funny x 5

    "Missing" woman helps to search for herself

    This story cracked me up. It is exactly the sort of thing that appeals to my sense of humour:)A coach full of tourists stopped at one of the sights, and one woman seized the opportunity to get...
    This story cracked me up. It is exactly the sort of thing that appeals to my sense of humour:)A coach full of tourists stopped at one of the sights, and one woman seized the opportunity to get washed and change her clothes. Then there was a missing passenger, and a full blown search began. It...
    This story cracked me up. It is exactly the sort of thing that appeals to my sense of humour:)A coach full of tourists stopped at one of the sights, and one woman seized the opportunity to get washed and change her clothes. Then there was a...
    This story cracked me up. It is exactly the sort of thing that appeals to my sense of humour:)A coach full of tourists stopped at one of the sights, and one woman seized the opportunity to get...
    clueless1, Mar 11, 2014
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    clueless1
    Mar 11, 2014
  18. DIY-Dave
    Funny x 4

    All wildlife documentaries should be made like this.

    Agreed, such a shame that Johnny Morris was viewed as non-PC in his dotage :th scifD36:
    Agreed, such a shame that Johnny Morris was viewed as non-PC in his dotage :th scifD36:
    Agreed, such a shame that Johnny Morris was viewed as non-PC in his dotage :th scifD36:
    Agreed, such a shame that Johnny Morris was viewed as non-PC in his dotage :th scifD36:
    DIY-Dave, Mar 9, 2014
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    JWK
    Mar 13, 2014
  19. JWK

    Downham Market fire station destroyed in fire!

    I read somewhere yesterday that despite only being built in 2006, the building didn't have an alarm and wasn't sprinklered!
    I read somewhere yesterday that despite only being built in 2006, the building didn't have an alarm and wasn't sprinklered!
    I read somewhere yesterday that despite only being built in 2006, the building didn't have an alarm and wasn't sprinklered!
    I read somewhere yesterday that despite only being built in 2006, the building didn't have an alarm and wasn't sprinklered!
    JWK, Mar 11, 2014
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    Fat Controller
    Mar 13, 2014
  20. clueless1
    Agree x 3

    And the Darwin award goes to.....

    Pillock:doh:
    Pillock:doh:
    Pillock:doh:
    Pillock:doh:
    clueless1, Mar 14, 2014
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    Lolimac
    Mar 14, 2014
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