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  1. Fat Controller
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    The Philosophy of Ambiguity

    Here's the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new...
    Here's the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. The winners are:1. Cashstration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject...
    Here's the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. The winners are:1. Cashstration (n.): ...
    Here's the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new...
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  2. Fat Controller
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  4. clueless1

    Political satire in kids TV programs

    This cracked me up this morning.Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom was on while I was getting ready for work and CL1.1 was getting ready for school. It wasn't getting 100% of my attention but I...
    This cracked me up this morning.Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom was on while I was getting ready for work and CL1.1 was getting ready for school. It wasn't getting 100% of my attention but I caught some of it.For the benefit of those who don't know, Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom is about two...
    This cracked me up this morning.Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom was on while I was getting ready for work and CL1.1 was getting ready for school. It wasn't getting 100% of my attention but I caught some of it.For the benefit of those who don't...
    This cracked me up this morning.Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom was on while I was getting ready for work and CL1.1 was getting ready for school. It wasn't getting 100% of my attention but I...
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  5. JWK
    Funny x 5

    Surrey Earthquake

    :lunapic 130165696578242 5:....Brilliant John:dbgrtmb:....you nearly had me turning the TV on to double check though:th scifD36::doh:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5:....Brilliant John:dbgrtmb:....you nearly had me turning the TV on to double check though:th scifD36::doh:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5:....Brilliant John:dbgrtmb:....you nearly had me turning the TV on to double check though:th scifD36::doh:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5:....Brilliant John:dbgrtmb:....you nearly had me turning the TV on to double check though:th scifD36::doh:
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  6. liliana
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    One foot on the grave

    I dont often dig up the floor in my sitting room. Must be a Swedish "thing".bit of a shock though.
    I dont often dig up the floor in my sitting room. Must be a Swedish "thing".bit of a shock though.
    I dont often dig up the floor in my sitting room. Must be a Swedish "thing".bit of a shock though.
    I dont often dig up the floor in my sitting room. Must be a Swedish "thing".bit of a shock though.
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  7. shiney

    Currently Listening To - 1950's and 1960's

    @wiseowl Going more into the pop part of the era:-Carrying on with some of my 'links'Ritchie Valens became quite famous in the short time he lived. He died at the age of 17 in the plane...
    @wiseowl Going more into the pop part of the era:-Carrying on with some of my 'links'Ritchie Valens became quite famous in the short time he lived. He died at the age of 17 in the plane crash that also killed Buddy Holly and the 'Big Bopper'.This was one of his balladsThe Big Bopper's...
    @wiseowl Going more into the pop part of the era:-Carrying on with some of my 'links'Ritchie Valens became quite famous in the short time he lived. He died at the age of 17 in the plane crash that also killed Buddy Holly and the 'Big...
    @wiseowl Going more into the pop part of the era:-Carrying on with some of my 'links'Ritchie Valens became quite famous in the short time he lived. He died at the age of 17 in the plane...
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  8. shiney

    Shiney's Lake District

    Simply stunning!!:blue thumb:
    Simply stunning!!:blue thumb:
    Simply stunning!!:blue thumb:
    Simply stunning!!:blue thumb:
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  9. HarryS

    Yorkshire Farmer ................

    So how did the farmer know it was full of cow poo :biggrin:
    So how did the farmer know it was full of cow poo :biggrin:
    So how did the farmer know it was full of cow poo :biggrin:
    So how did the farmer know it was full of cow poo :biggrin:
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  10. pamsdish
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    FIRE!

    Aww, that is nice that they were concerned, rather have a false alarm, than have to contact a next of kin.
    Aww, that is nice that they were concerned, rather have a false alarm, than have to contact a next of kin.
    Aww, that is nice that they were concerned, rather have a false alarm, than have to contact a next of kin.
    Aww, that is nice that they were concerned, rather have a false alarm, than have to contact a next of kin.
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  11. Marley Farley
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    OMG.!! weird but funny.. :-())

    Can't see it sadly, I don't 'do' BookfaceSent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk
    Can't see it sadly, I don't 'do' BookfaceSent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk
    Can't see it sadly, I don't 'do' BookfaceSent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk
    Can't see it sadly, I don't 'do' BookfaceSent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk
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  12. clueless1

    Epic fail at railway safety briefing

    This is funny because nobody was hurt while some people boasting about train safety nearly got themselves wiped out.
    This is funny because nobody was hurt while some people boasting about train safety nearly got themselves wiped out.
    This is funny because nobody was hurt while some people boasting about train safety nearly got themselves wiped out.
    This is funny because nobody was hurt while some people boasting about train safety nearly got themselves wiped out.
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  13. liliana

    Want a new hat !!

    "Ni Hao" Liliana. I've often Wondered Why I've never seen A Bald Chinese, Now I Know, Xie Xie, Liliana.:pathd:.;).
    "Ni Hao" Liliana. I've often Wondered Why I've never seen A Bald Chinese, Now I Know, Xie Xie, Liliana.:pathd:.;).
    "Ni Hao" Liliana. I've often Wondered Why I've never seen A Bald Chinese, Now I Know, Xie Xie, Liliana.:pathd:.;).
    "Ni Hao" Liliana. I've often Wondered Why I've never seen A Bald Chinese, Now I Know, Xie Xie, Liliana.:pathd:.;).
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  15. liliana

    What a shame.

    This little goat was born in Croatia. 8 legs, male and female genitalia. If it survives the first week, it could live for up to 3 years.:frown:
    This little goat was born in Croatia. 8 legs, male and female genitalia. If it survives the first week, it could live for up to 3 years.:frown:
    This little goat was born in Croatia. 8 legs, male and female genitalia. If it survives the first week, it could live for up to 3 years.:frown:
    This little goat was born in Croatia. 8 legs, male and female genitalia. If it survives the first week, it could live for up to 3 years.:frown:
    8 legs.jpg
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  16. al n
    Funny x 12

    You'll never guess what I've just planted......

    What about these melons? :wow:
    What about these melons? :wow:
    What about these melons? :wow:
    What about these melons? :wow:
    image.jpg image.jpg boob-melons-hoax-2.jpg
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  17. weedy1

    Gardening music

    This may amuse some of you...
    This may amuse some of you...
    This may amuse some of you...
    This may amuse some of you...
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  18. Jenny namaste

    Looking for a thrill?

    The street fights are free. Sometime in the next 2 months, some men will come around asking for a donation to the village festive which includes the bulls. For my village (Altares) it is in September.
    The street fights are free. Sometime in the next 2 months, some men will come around asking for a donation to the village festive which includes the bulls. For my village (Altares) it is in September.
    The street fights are free. Sometime in the next 2 months, some men will come around asking for a donation to the village festive which includes the bulls. For my village (Altares) it is in September.
    The street fights are free. Sometime in the next 2 months, some men will come around asking for a donation to the village festive which includes the bulls. For my village (Altares) it is in September.
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  19. alex-adam

    A little extra income - ideas

    Whats one of them then? :heehee:
    Whats one of them then? :heehee:
    Whats one of them then? :heehee:
    Whats one of them then? :heehee:
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  20. Hairy Gardener

    Change of name

    Nice one :)I didn't even try to pronounce the old one :biggrin:Was lovely to meet you by the way :)
    Nice one :)I didn't even try to pronounce the old one :biggrin:Was lovely to meet you by the way :)
    Nice one :)I didn't even try to pronounce the old one :biggrin:Was lovely to meet you by the way :)
    Nice one :)I didn't even try to pronounce the old one :biggrin:Was lovely to meet you by the way :)
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