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  1. Fat Controller
    Like x 4

    Just too good not to share...

    Brilliant FC:wub2:
    Brilliant FC:wub2:
    Brilliant FC:wub2:
    Brilliant FC:wub2:
    Fat Controller, Jun 8, 2014
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    Lolimac
    Jun 11, 2014
  2. kindredspirit

    Have you seen the new

    Yep, head and shoulders above the rest. :)
    Yep, head and shoulders above the rest. :)
    Yep, head and shoulders above the rest. :)
    Yep, head and shoulders above the rest. :)
    kindredspirit, Jun 12, 2014
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    kindredspirit
    Jun 13, 2014
  3. pamsdish

    STOLEN: HANGING BASKETS

    One thing I was going to do was to get Mr Jane to wire up a small alarm for mine with a switch contact that would be held down by the weight of the basket. Once the basket was removed the switch...
    One thing I was going to do was to get Mr Jane to wire up a small alarm for mine with a switch contact that would be held down by the weight of the basket. Once the basket was removed the switch would be thrown and the alarm would go off.But I can't be bothered to water hanging baskets, so it...
    One thing I was going to do was to get Mr Jane to wire up a small alarm for mine with a switch contact that would be held down by the weight of the basket. Once the basket was removed the switch would be thrown and the alarm would go off.But I...
    One thing I was going to do was to get Mr Jane to wire up a small alarm for mine with a switch contact that would be held down by the weight of the basket. Once the basket was removed the switch...
    pamsdish, Jun 21, 2014 ... 2
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    Jungle Jane
    Jun 22, 2014
  4. Phil A
    Funny x 6

    The way Germans speak

    Zigs, I was in a Bar late on Saturday night and all the locals in the bar sounded like our German Friend.:scratch::biggrin::biggrin:.:lunapic 130165696578242 5:.
    Zigs, I was in a Bar late on Saturday night and all the locals in the bar sounded like our German Friend.:scratch::biggrin::biggrin:.:lunapic 130165696578242 5:.
    Zigs, I was in a Bar late on Saturday night and all the locals in the bar sounded like our German Friend.:scratch::biggrin::biggrin:.:lunapic 130165696578242 5:.
    Zigs, I was in a Bar late on Saturday night and all the locals in the bar sounded like our German Friend.:scratch::biggrin::biggrin:.:lunapic 130165696578242 5:.
    Phil A, Jun 22, 2014
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    music
    Jun 23, 2014
  5. kindredspirit
    Like x 4

    How are your football skills?

    Blooming incredible ball skills :dbgrtmb: Can hardly believe some of them . Now Remi Gaillard is noted as a French humorist - not a trick footballer ? Are these all tricked up movies ....hmmmmm ?
    Blooming incredible ball skills :dbgrtmb: Can hardly believe some of them . Now Remi Gaillard is noted as a French humorist - not a trick footballer ? Are these all tricked up movies ....hmmmmm ?
    Blooming incredible ball skills :dbgrtmb: Can hardly believe some of them . Now Remi Gaillard is noted as a French humorist - not a trick footballer ? Are these all tricked up movies ....hmmmmm ?
    Blooming incredible ball skills :dbgrtmb: Can hardly believe some of them . Now Remi Gaillard is noted as a French humorist - not a trick footballer ? Are these all tricked up movies ....hmmmmm ?
    kindredspirit, Jun 12, 2014
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    HarryS
    Jun 30, 2014
  6. liliana

    How much for a bed?????

    Paying £2.2m for a bed I bl**dy hope so!
    Paying £2.2m for a bed I bl**dy hope so!
    Paying £2.2m for a bed I bl**dy hope so!
    Paying £2.2m for a bed I bl**dy hope so!
    liliana, Jul 2, 2014
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    mowgley
    Jul 2, 2014
  7. shiney
    Funny x 8

    Just Announced On The News!!!

    A definite faux pas! They're now "Stuck Solid." :doh:
    A definite faux pas! They're now "Stuck Solid." :doh:
    A definite faux pas! They're now "Stuck Solid." :doh:
    A definite faux pas! They're now "Stuck Solid." :doh:
    shiney, Jul 3, 2014
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    shiney
    Jul 3, 2014
  8. liliana
    Like x 8

    He love's me, he love's me not.

    That's a soddin' tree rat:gaah: There's nothing cute about squirrels:mad:Rather fantastic photo though................
    That's a soddin' tree rat:gaah: There's nothing cute about squirrels:mad:Rather fantastic photo though................
    That's a soddin' tree rat:gaah: There's nothing cute about squirrels:mad:Rather fantastic photo though................
    That's a soddin' tree rat:gaah: There's nothing cute about squirrels:mad:Rather fantastic photo though................
    liliana, Jul 5, 2014
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    longk
    Jul 5, 2014
  9. shiney

    New Airport Security Rules - A Big Fuss Over Nothing?

    I'm sure someone will set up another business in the airport where they will store your item for collection on return (for a small fee).
    I'm sure someone will set up another business in the airport where they will store your item for collection on return (for a small fee).
    I'm sure someone will set up another business in the airport where they will store your item for collection on return (for a small fee).
    I'm sure someone will set up another business in the airport where they will store your item for collection on return (for a small fee).
    shiney, Jul 8, 2014
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    shiney
    Jul 8, 2014
  10. liliana

    I hate Pea soup!

    :snork::snork::snork::snork:
    :snork::snork::snork::snork:
    :snork::snork::snork::snork:
    :snork::snork::snork::snork:
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    liliana, Jul 9, 2014
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    liliana
    Jul 9, 2014
  11. shiney
    Like x 3

    Lonely On Here Tonight - No Members Around

    FC, it's hard to not care, but some times you have to take a step backwards and let things happern, Miss Jiff had the same and it was driving her mad, she had a little talk to her boss about...
    FC, it's hard to not care, but some times you have to take a step backwards and let things happern, Miss Jiff had the same and it was driving her mad, she had a little talk to her boss about standing down as Manageress and go part time and have a month off unpaid to get mind back right, she got...
    FC, it's hard to not care, but some times you have to take a step backwards and let things happern, Miss Jiff had the same and it was driving her mad, she had a little talk to her boss about standing down as Manageress and go part time and have a...
    FC, it's hard to not care, but some times you have to take a step backwards and let things happern, Miss Jiff had the same and it was driving her mad, she had a little talk to her boss about...
    shiney, Jul 9, 2014 ... 2
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    Jiffy
    Jul 10, 2014
  12. Phil A
    Funny x 9

    Upset Facebook users

    Depends what shed they're making it in.
    Depends what shed they're making it in.
    Depends what shed they're making it in.
    Depends what shed they're making it in.
    Phil A, Jul 13, 2014
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    Phil A
    Jul 14, 2014
  13. Kristen

    Plants with Cool Names

    Best tell her to put the peril sensitive glasses on first :dbgrtmb:
    Best tell her to put the peril sensitive glasses on first :dbgrtmb:
    Best tell her to put the peril sensitive glasses on first :dbgrtmb:
    Best tell her to put the peril sensitive glasses on first :dbgrtmb:
    Kristen, Jul 14, 2014 ... 2
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    Phil A
    Jul 15, 2014
  14. kindredspirit

    What body part is as long as the distance from your elbow to your wrist?

    Wasn't thinking straight and I put down calf. :scratch:
    Wasn't thinking straight and I put down calf. :scratch:
    Wasn't thinking straight and I put down calf. :scratch:
    Wasn't thinking straight and I put down calf. :scratch:
    kindredspirit, Jul 24, 2014 ... 2
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    kindredspirit
    Jul 26, 2014
  15. Jiffy

    Mind over Matter

    Ah, I see it now - I was half asleep when I looked at it yesterday. Ambitious wee fella!
    Ah, I see it now - I was half asleep when I looked at it yesterday. Ambitious wee fella!
    Ah, I see it now - I was half asleep when I looked at it yesterday. Ambitious wee fella!
    Ah, I see it now - I was half asleep when I looked at it yesterday. Ambitious wee fella!
    Jiffy, Jul 22, 2014
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    Fat Controller
    Jul 27, 2014
  16. liliana
    Like x 3

    Staying Alive !!

    Must be Chinese - It's doing Tai Chi. :blue thumb:
    Must be Chinese - It's doing Tai Chi. :blue thumb:
    Must be Chinese - It's doing Tai Chi. :blue thumb:
    Must be Chinese - It's doing Tai Chi. :blue thumb:
    liliana, Jul 29, 2014
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    shiney
    Jul 29, 2014
  17. Phil A

    This'll mess the satnav up

    Google Navigation is a free alternative to a dedicated satnav if you've got a smartphone/tablet, although the pronunciation sometimes has us in fits of laughter, but sometimes can be a tad...
    Google Navigation is a free alternative to a dedicated satnav if you've got a smartphone/tablet, although the pronunciation sometimes has us in fits of laughter, but sometimes can be a tad unreliable like using it to get to your holiday accommodation in Scotland when it declares "You have...
    Google Navigation is a free alternative to a dedicated satnav if you've got a smartphone/tablet, although the pronunciation sometimes has us in fits of laughter, but sometimes can be a tad unreliable like using it to get to your holiday...
    Google Navigation is a free alternative to a dedicated satnav if you've got a smartphone/tablet, although the pronunciation sometimes has us in fits of laughter, but sometimes can be a tad...
    Phil A, Aug 6, 2014
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    Scrungee
    Aug 6, 2014
  18. kindredspirit
    Like x 4

    I suppose you just eat the carrots that you grow.

    Genius!!!! :thumbsup:
    Genius!!!! :thumbsup:
    Genius!!!! :thumbsup:
    Genius!!!! :thumbsup:
    kindredspirit, Jul 29, 2014
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    Val..
    Aug 6, 2014
  19. shiney
    Like x 4

    Gardeners Are Racist! Or Is It April 1st?

    No he's not! He's a Viking. :heehee:
    No he's not! He's a Viking. :heehee:
    No he's not! He's a Viking. :heehee:
    No he's not! He's a Viking. :heehee:
    shiney, Aug 6, 2014 ... 2 3 4
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    shiney
    Aug 9, 2014
  20. clueless1
    Funny x 7

    Bad start to the working day

    After having to endure a weekend of road closures and bully-boy tactics by marshals for the Prudential Surrey Classic 100 Cycle Race, that really did make me smile.It used to be the minority of...
    After having to endure a weekend of road closures and bully-boy tactics by marshals for the Prudential Surrey Classic 100 Cycle Race, that really did make me smile.It used to be the minority of cyclists that were lycra-clad loons looking for a fight - sadly, it is now the majority.
    After having to endure a weekend of road closures and bully-boy tactics by marshals for the Prudential Surrey Classic 100 Cycle Race, that really did make me smile.It used to be the minority of cyclists that were lycra-clad loons looking for a...
    After having to endure a weekend of road closures and bully-boy tactics by marshals for the Prudential Surrey Classic 100 Cycle Race, that really did make me smile.It used to be the minority of...
    clueless1, Aug 12, 2014
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    Fat Controller
    Aug 12, 2014
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