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would have been harder if they were beef sausages

Also you don't answer the phone you "pick up" . We were phoning our southern office earlier this week when my colleague said he is not picking up . I never knew he was ill I replied Not answering the phone was a perfectly adequate phrase.

Have you seen the twitter feed related to this, hours of entertainment If I worked at Fox news I'd definitely be leaving work today wearing some sort of head covering

Don't understand the problem about the remote . It's always in the same place - problem solved. There's only one control (actually there are two but the other one is the hi-tech one that hasn't been taken out of its bag) and phones stay on their bases.Our TV also has voice control (not...

it is just enough to watch a report on celebrities nowadays to have enough topless for six months. D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G

It wasn't the National it was the Tower of London.

Love it. Society for the Cultivation of Apple MatterFederation Of Orchard Lovers

That pink panther is the same colour as my nicks

Mummy left me home alone when I was little, when she came back i'd taken all the light blubs out and suspended strands of cotton from the ceiling with sellotape

Well, as President Robert Mugabe is President and Treasurer of the Trust, Scrungee, you will have to submit your Bank Account details, hand over any House and land that you have, and also vote for him several times, even though you only get one vote, every time there's election.

Very bad, especially coming from a woman.Andy doesn't like losing does he?? had a face like thunder, but the best man won!

Good afternoon. well to day I pulled the shed down and on the radio playing was "Love Shack"-The B-52's.

Good morning all if that's true,then why do I keep getting called a Dinosaur

Very funny - and by heck, they must have been properly fit!

That's the one

Brilliiant!!