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  1. takemore02withit

    Ive just been to the dentist What do you think??

    They look great!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep up using the toothpaste!!!
    They look great!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep up using the toothpaste!!!
    They look great!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep up using the toothpaste!!!
    They look great!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep up using the toothpaste!!!
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  2. Victoria

    E-mail Virus

    I have that virus too, although I can't remember doing #8, but it will probably happen one day, and soon now that I have said it!Fortunately, I have only done #3 once, and my cousin (davris here...
    I have that virus too, although I can't remember doing #8, but it will probably happen one day, and soon now that I have said it!Fortunately, I have only done #3 once, and my cousin (davris here on GC) got it instead of some friends, so it wasn't too embarrassing.Numbers 2 & 5 seem to be my...
    I have that virus too, although I can't remember doing #8, but it will probably happen one day, and soon now that I have said it!Fortunately, I have only done #3 once, and my cousin (davris here on GC) got it instead of some friends, so it...
    I have that virus too, although I can't remember doing #8, but it will probably happen one day, and soon now that I have said it!Fortunately, I have only done #3 once, and my cousin (davris here...
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  3. THE MASTER

    rain then sun rain then sun causes RAINBOWS

    Thanks for explaining that AndyK, i thought it was real & like 02 thought, wow i really am naive!!! Very good , clap clap cheers
    Thanks for explaining that AndyK, i thought it was real & like 02 thought, wow i really am naive!!! Very good , clap clap cheers
    Thanks for explaining that AndyK, i thought it was real & like 02 thought, wow i really am naive!!! Very good , clap clap cheers
    Thanks for explaining that AndyK, i thought it was real & like 02 thought, wow i really am naive!!! Very good , clap clap cheers
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  4. borrowers

    Another sexist joke (from a female i may add)

    us girls have to look our best ha! ha! ha!
    us girls have to look our best ha! ha! ha!
    us girls have to look our best ha! ha! ha!
    us girls have to look our best ha! ha! ha!
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  5. rosa

    Happy Wedding Anniversary Mr & Mrs LoL

    Just seen this thread.Hope you both have a lovely time at the Castle,sounds Idilic, Vicky and Bil? No doubt you will have good wether while you are there and don't forget the piccy's inbetween...
    Just seen this thread.Hope you both have a lovely time at the Castle,sounds Idilic, Vicky and Bil? No doubt you will have good wether while you are there and don't forget the piccy's inbetween getting all romantic.{smile}Good Luck to you both xxxxx
    Just seen this thread.Hope you both have a lovely time at the Castle,sounds Idilic, Vicky and Bil? No doubt you will have good wether while you are there and don't forget the piccy's inbetween getting all romantic.{smile}Good Luck to you both xxxxx
    Just seen this thread.Hope you both have a lovely time at the Castle,sounds Idilic, Vicky and Bil? No doubt you will have good wether while you are there and don't forget the piccy's inbetween...
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  6. borrowers

    British drinking rule

    Just meant in fun... BRITISH DRINKING RULE In a bar somewhere in Peterborough â?¦ a Polish guy drinks his beer then suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass...
    Just meant in fun... BRITISH DRINKING RULE In a bar somewhere in Peterborough â?¦ a Polish guy drinks his beer then suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Poland our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same...
    Just meant in fun... BRITISH DRINKING RULE In a bar somewhere in Peterborough â?¦ a Polish guy drinks his beer then suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Poland our glasses are so...
    Just meant in fun... BRITISH DRINKING RULE In a bar somewhere in Peterborough â?¦ a Polish guy drinks his beer then suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass...
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  7. dalbuie

    Sorry but I can't respond .......

    ahahaha thats brilliant, I love funny cat images, something very funny about them!
    ahahaha thats brilliant, I love funny cat images, something very funny about them!
    ahahaha thats brilliant, I love funny cat images, something very funny about them!
    ahahaha thats brilliant, I love funny cat images, something very funny about them!
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  8. intermiplants

    the best of parky

    robin williams http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbdBCAFXNkw
    robin williams http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbdBCAFXNkw
    robin williams http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbdBCAFXNkw
    robin williams http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbdBCAFXNkw
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  9. intermiplants

    the awareness test..

    Very goodI've had two accidents in 45 years of driving but must have seen thousands in my rearview mirror . Can't understand why :confused: :D :D
    Very goodI've had two accidents in 45 years of driving but must have seen thousands in my rearview mirror . Can't understand why :confused: :D :D
    Very goodI've had two accidents in 45 years of driving but must have seen thousands in my rearview mirror . Can't understand why :confused: :D :D
    Very goodI've had two accidents in 45 years of driving but must have seen thousands in my rearview mirror . Can't understand why :confused: :D :D
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  10. THE MASTER

    caravaning and a renault 5

    what a plonka : D ;)
    what a plonka : D ;)
    what a plonka : D ;)
    what a plonka : D ;)
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  11. intermiplants

    dont sleep and fish

    im a fishermanthere is a resivior in northampton, called Drayton resivior. i tell ya if ya fall alsleep your rod is going in:eek:nice vid
    im a fishermanthere is a resivior in northampton, called Drayton resivior. i tell ya if ya fall alsleep your rod is going in:eek:nice vid
    im a fishermanthere is a resivior in northampton, called Drayton resivior. i tell ya if ya fall alsleep your rod is going in:eek:nice vid
    im a fishermanthere is a resivior in northampton, called Drayton resivior. i tell ya if ya fall alsleep your rod is going in:eek:nice vid
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  12. THE MASTER

    Can you read this

    You're lucky. I lost my Babel Fish when escaping from the Vogons :eek:
    You're lucky. I lost my Babel Fish when escaping from the Vogons :eek:
    You're lucky. I lost my Babel Fish when escaping from the Vogons :eek:
    You're lucky. I lost my Babel Fish when escaping from the Vogons :eek:
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  13. Whiley

    You know you have CFS/ME when....

    You know what they say Whiley - there is a very fine line between laughing and crying....*sigh*
    You know what they say Whiley - there is a very fine line between laughing and crying....*sigh*
    You know what they say Whiley - there is a very fine line between laughing and crying....*sigh*
    You know what they say Whiley - there is a very fine line between laughing and crying....*sigh*
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  14. Gogs
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  15. THE MASTER

    How many forum members does it take

    Oh bless, i'd rather have an assistant like him than the 'stuck up' ones you seem to get sometimes.cheers
    Oh bless, i'd rather have an assistant like him than the 'stuck up' ones you seem to get sometimes.cheers
    Oh bless, i'd rather have an assistant like him than the 'stuck up' ones you seem to get sometimes.cheers
    Oh bless, i'd rather have an assistant like him than the 'stuck up' ones you seem to get sometimes.cheers
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  16. intermiplants

    evolution of dance

    That's a belter imp.cheers
    That's a belter imp.cheers
    That's a belter imp.cheers
    That's a belter imp.cheers
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  17. roders

    Clocks Change Tonight.

    I wish someone had told my tb 'box' about the clocks going forward.I went in the menu part and changed to time to GMT+1, so currently on bbc1 it shows the time as 1323. That's ok but the...
    I wish someone had told my tb 'box' about the clocks going forward.I went in the menu part and changed to time to GMT+1, so currently on bbc1 it shows the time as 1323. That's ok but the programme guide on TV shows eastenders starting at 11.50. TV listings say 1250. I will just have to...
    I wish someone had told my tb 'box' about the clocks going forward.I went in the menu part and changed to time to GMT+1, so currently on bbc1 it shows the time as 1323. That's ok but the programme guide on TV shows eastenders starting at...
    I wish someone had told my tb 'box' about the clocks going forward.I went in the menu part and changed to time to GMT+1, so currently on bbc1 it shows the time as 1323. That's ok but the...
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  18. wiseowl

    New Car

    Hi Rosa ,Terrier that,s not a smirk Hes got the wind and the nearside wing damage was caused by a low flying credit card. :D :D
    Hi Rosa ,Terrier that,s not a smirk Hes got the wind and the nearside wing damage was caused by a low flying credit card. :D :D
    Hi Rosa ,Terrier that,s not a smirk Hes got the wind and the nearside wing damage was caused by a low flying credit card. :D :D
    Hi Rosa ,Terrier that,s not a smirk Hes got the wind and the nearside wing damage was caused by a low flying credit card. :D :D
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  19. rosa

    Another Blonde Moment

    shiney cos its a library, unless im watching a different clip :D :D
    shiney cos its a library, unless im watching a different clip :D :D
    shiney cos its a library, unless im watching a different clip :D :D
    shiney cos its a library, unless im watching a different clip :D :D
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  20. intermiplants

    the price of milk

    Not funny. Pretty normal round here. :D
    Not funny. Pretty normal round here. :D
    Not funny. Pretty normal round here. :D
    Not funny. Pretty normal round here. :D
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