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  1. shiney
    Funny x 7

    Quotes For Men And women!

    "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner"Sex at age 90 is like trying to...
    "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other...
    "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia"Sex is...
    "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner"Sex at age 90 is like trying to...
    shiney, Feb 27, 2015
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  2. LyndaG
    Funny x 3

    Not sure I want to go to this match...........

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    LyndaG, Mar 4, 2015
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  3. capney
    Funny x 3

    That was bright!

    I don't see the moon because of the security lights Capney. Mine and my neighbour's are on and off all night, blasted things! :doh:
    I don't see the moon because of the security lights Capney. Mine and my neighbour's are on and off all night, blasted things! :doh:
    I don't see the moon because of the security lights Capney. Mine and my neighbour's are on and off all night, blasted things! :doh:
    I don't see the moon because of the security lights Capney. Mine and my neighbour's are on and off all night, blasted things! :doh:
    capney, Mar 9, 2015
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    Sheal
    Mar 9, 2015
  4. music
    Funny x 4

    The Clock.

    The Wife came in this week with a new kitchen wall clock. The clock has a lovely Sentimental,Romantic Quote written on the large face,it is as follows::::WHAT I love most about HOME IS who...
    The Wife came in this week with a new kitchen wall clock. The clock has a lovely Sentimental,Romantic Quote written on the large face,it is as follows::::WHAT I love most about HOME IS who I SHARE it with.That night I went to the local and had one or four or five pints with the lads,came...
    The Wife came in this week with a new kitchen wall clock. The clock has a lovely Sentimental,Romantic Quote written on the large face,it is as follows::::WHAT I love most about HOME IS who I SHARE it with.That night I went to the local and...
    The Wife came in this week with a new kitchen wall clock. The clock has a lovely Sentimental,Romantic Quote written on the large face,it is as follows::::WHAT I love most about HOME IS who...
    music, Mar 13, 2015
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    Mar 13, 2015
  5. Trunky
    Funny x 16

    Sign of the times?

    So we've heard, Loofah:hate-shocked::lolpt::heehee:
    So we've heard, Loofah:hate-shocked::lolpt::heehee:
    So we've heard, Loofah:hate-shocked::lolpt::heehee:
    So we've heard, Loofah:hate-shocked::lolpt::heehee:
    Trunky, Mar 13, 2015
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    ARMANDII
    Mar 17, 2015
  6. pamsdish

    Gardening Books

    My daughter was hoping for an allotment, so I ordered her a bible, Dr Hessayon Vegetable and Herb expert, they failed to get the allotment, so c`est la vie I will keep it myself, looking for a...
    My daughter was hoping for an allotment, so I ordered her a bible, Dr Hessayon Vegetable and Herb expert, they failed to get the allotment, so c`est la vie I will keep it myself, looking for a space to force it into the gardening section of my bookcase, I have 2 copies already. :doh::thud:
    My daughter was hoping for an allotment, so I ordered her a bible, Dr Hessayon Vegetable and Herb expert, they failed to get the allotment, so c`est la vie I will keep it myself, looking for a space to force it into the gardening section of my...
    My daughter was hoping for an allotment, so I ordered her a bible, Dr Hessayon Vegetable and Herb expert, they failed to get the allotment, so c`est la vie I will keep it myself, looking for a...
    pamsdish, Mar 20, 2015
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    Mar 20, 2015
  7. liliana
    Friendly x 6

    All hell has broken loose !!

    :grphg:
    :grphg:
    :grphg:
    :grphg:
    liliana, Mar 26, 2015 ... 2
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    Val..
    Apr 4, 2015
  8. westwales
    Like x 4

    Animated - but so realistic!

    :roflol: :dbgrtmb:Thank you, I did enjoy that.But I can't help wondering ... how on earth did some one come up with the idea? :scratch:
    :roflol: :dbgrtmb:Thank you, I did enjoy that.But I can't help wondering ... how on earth did some one come up with the idea? :scratch:
    :roflol: :dbgrtmb:Thank you, I did enjoy that.But I can't help wondering ... how on earth did some one come up with the idea? :scratch:
    :roflol: :dbgrtmb:Thank you, I did enjoy that.But I can't help wondering ... how on earth did some one come up with the idea? :scratch:
    westwales, Apr 9, 2015
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    "M"
    Apr 9, 2015
  9. CharlieBot
    Like x 3

    An Easter miracle!

    Lupins are quite tough as you've discovered Charlie and even when they lose their foliage quite often the roots survive. :)
    Lupins are quite tough as you've discovered Charlie and even when they lose their foliage quite often the roots survive. :)
    Lupins are quite tough as you've discovered Charlie and even when they lose their foliage quite often the roots survive. :)
    Lupins are quite tough as you've discovered Charlie and even when they lose their foliage quite often the roots survive. :)
    CharlieBot, Apr 10, 2015
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    Sheal
    Apr 10, 2015
  10. Fat Controller
    Funny x 6

    Dental abscess

    Good to hear things have improved FC. :) You can't beat Ibuprofen better than any painkiller I think.
    Good to hear things have improved FC. :) You can't beat Ibuprofen better than any painkiller I think.
    Good to hear things have improved FC. :) You can't beat Ibuprofen better than any painkiller I think.
    Good to hear things have improved FC. :) You can't beat Ibuprofen better than any painkiller I think.
    Fat Controller, Apr 14, 2015 ... 2 3
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    Sheal
    Apr 16, 2015
  11. Mrjaywarren

    Replacing fencing question

    If you're only intending to stay two years, why are you bothering to increase the height of the fence? Does it look bad? If not, then trying to bodge a job will only make it look worse (I'm...
    If you're only intending to stay two years, why are you bothering to increase the height of the fence? Does it look bad? If not, then trying to bodge a job will only make it look worse (I'm assuming you own the house and would want to sell it).You say that you want it cheap. I don't know...
    If you're only intending to stay two years, why are you bothering to increase the height of the fence? Does it look bad? If not, then trying to bodge a job will only make it look worse (I'm assuming you own the house and would want to sell...
    If you're only intending to stay two years, why are you bothering to increase the height of the fence? Does it look bad? If not, then trying to bodge a job will only make it look worse (I'm...
    Mrjaywarren, Apr 4, 2015
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    shiney
    Apr 17, 2015
  12. Fat Controller
    Locked

    Yawn Yawn, Wakey WAKEY...!! 2015

    Aloha everyone,Beckie, sorry to hear the news, but she had a good life with you. :grphg:It has turned colder here but we have very bright sunshine. The frost on the cars will be gone soon.I hope...
    Aloha everyone,Beckie, sorry to hear the news, but she had a good life with you. :grphg:It has turned colder here but we have very bright sunshine. The frost on the cars will be gone soon.I hope to get some work done in the garden but we have a busy weekend. :)The wound is still improving and...
    Aloha everyone,Beckie, sorry to hear the news, but she had a good life with you. :grphg:It has turned colder here but we have very bright sunshine. The frost on the cars will be gone soon.I hope to get some work done in the garden but we have a...
    Aloha everyone,Beckie, sorry to hear the news, but she had a good life with you. :grphg:It has turned colder here but we have very bright sunshine. The frost on the cars will be gone soon.I hope...
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    Fat Controller, Jan 3, 2015 ... 78 79 80
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    shiney
    Apr 18, 2015
  13. music
    Like x 3

    Style Comes Full Circle.

    Spot On Sheal. :dbgrtmb:.
    Spot On Sheal. :dbgrtmb:.
    Spot On Sheal. :dbgrtmb:.
    Spot On Sheal. :dbgrtmb:.
    music, Apr 13, 2015
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    music
    Apr 18, 2015
  14. liliana
    Friendly x 4

    All hell has broken loose- Pt2

    Shame they lost, we won't say anything about that last goal.:whistle:
    Shame they lost, we won't say anything about that last goal.:whistle:
    Shame they lost, we won't say anything about that last goal.:whistle:
    Shame they lost, we won't say anything about that last goal.:whistle:
    liliana, Apr 7, 2015 ... 2 3
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    liliana
    Apr 20, 2015
  15. music

    Snoring Solutions ?.

    Obviously Lolimac you have not seen Mrs M. It would take a Block and Tackle to gently manoeuvre her onto her side.. :wallbanging::wallbanging::wallbanging:, She just looked over my shoulder at this post.:yikes:.:yikes:.
    Obviously Lolimac you have not seen Mrs M. It would take a Block and Tackle to gently manoeuvre her onto her side.. :wallbanging::wallbanging::wallbanging:, She just looked over my shoulder at this post.:yikes:.:yikes:.
    Obviously Lolimac you have not seen Mrs M. It would take a Block and Tackle to gently manoeuvre her onto her side.. :wallbanging::wallbanging::wallbanging:, She just looked over my shoulder at this post.:yikes:.:yikes:.
    Obviously Lolimac you have not seen Mrs M. It would take a Block and Tackle to gently manoeuvre her onto her side.. :wallbanging::wallbanging::wallbanging:, She just looked over my shoulder at this post.:yikes:.:yikes:.
    music, Apr 20, 2015
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    music
    Apr 26, 2015
  16. liliana

    All hell's broken loose Pt 3

    Hope this will be the start of your recovery proper now Lilliana. Lots of good food, rest and hopefully sunshine to get you back up to ironing strength soon!
    Hope this will be the start of your recovery proper now Lilliana. Lots of good food, rest and hopefully sunshine to get you back up to ironing strength soon!
    Hope this will be the start of your recovery proper now Lilliana. Lots of good food, rest and hopefully sunshine to get you back up to ironing strength soon!
    Hope this will be the start of your recovery proper now Lilliana. Lots of good food, rest and hopefully sunshine to get you back up to ironing strength soon!
    liliana, Apr 28, 2015
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    Adendoll
    May 1, 2015
  17. Val..

    Latest pic of the royal baby.

    I thought this offensive earlier today when I saw it on Facebook, still do.
    I thought this offensive earlier today when I saw it on Facebook, still do.
    I thought this offensive earlier today when I saw it on Facebook, still do.
    I thought this offensive earlier today when I saw it on Facebook, still do.
    Val.., May 4, 2015
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    pamsdish
    May 4, 2015
  18. liliana
    Like x 3

    Night Fever, is 40 years old this week !!

    So Have I Wee Tam, especially after a few Drams of 'The Cheeky Stuff'.:hapfeet::yay:
    So Have I Wee Tam, especially after a few Drams of 'The Cheeky Stuff'.:hapfeet::yay:
    So Have I Wee Tam, especially after a few Drams of 'The Cheeky Stuff'.:hapfeet::yay:
    So Have I Wee Tam, especially after a few Drams of 'The Cheeky Stuff'.:hapfeet::yay:
    liliana, May 3, 2015 ... 2
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    music
    May 6, 2015
  19. liliana
    Like x 6

    I'm Rich !!

    Yes, it's a Sharon fruit, or in Italy we call Kaki. I would imagine it would be protected in the winter.
    Yes, it's a Sharon fruit, or in Italy we call Kaki. I would imagine it would be protected in the winter.
    Yes, it's a Sharon fruit, or in Italy we call Kaki. I would imagine it would be protected in the winter.
    Yes, it's a Sharon fruit, or in Italy we call Kaki. I would imagine it would be protected in the winter.
    liliana, May 8, 2015
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    liliana
    May 8, 2015
  20. music
    Funny x 4

    Favourite Film Actors.

    Just started watching a movie just because Idris Elba is in it so i should of had him on my listIf they ever did make him bond i think i would actually watch that bond film (havent seen one yet)...
    Just started watching a movie just because Idris Elba is in it so i should of had him on my listIf they ever did make him bond i think i would actually watch that bond film (havent seen one yet)Hes an amazing actor but also probably the most attractive man on the planet imo
    Just started watching a movie just because Idris Elba is in it so i should of had him on my listIf they ever did make him bond i think i would actually watch that bond film (havent seen one yet)Hes an amazing actor but also probably the most...
    Just started watching a movie just because Idris Elba is in it so i should of had him on my listIf they ever did make him bond i think i would actually watch that bond film (havent seen one yet)...
    music, May 5, 2015 ... 2
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    Dips
    May 9, 2015
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