The Muppet Show

If this lovely lady is 98 and she's had her bank account at this bank for only eight years ... where was her money for the previous 30 years since she admits it's only been in place with this bank for the eight years?I wasn't born yesterday ... a few years before perhaps but ...Wake up and...

just seen this thread kedigato, with being away i missed your birthday, many belated birthday wishes. hope you had a wonderful day love from rosa xx and little rosa xx

Does that mean no, jjordie? :D

Dai. Don't start me off. I did all my survival training in North Wales. Such beautiful Ewes :D

Daily Mail! :D

The Very Secret Diary of Frodo BagginsDay One:Feeling much better in House of Elrond after nice long nap. Also, Sam gave me fabulous backrub and bubble bath. Platonic, brotherly love so wonderful. Wasn't quite entirely sure why he needed to suck on my toes, but am assured it has something to...

Joyeux No�«l ... XXXX

Hi, try advocaat for a change, with or without cream, also goes nicely in mince pies, lift the top, pour in a few mLs, replace top, devour.Merry Christmas all

Dancing queen, yeah that's what i thought actually i did! it was meant for me. i love it.You know what though, we have a dog (as you may know from other posts), and she comes everywhere with us. so our car is full of dog hairs. it's usually ok cos there's only the 2 of us (+ dog) in...

If you look at my pic in Gogs 'Crimbo greetings' thread you will see that Rudolph is the only one left!! :D

my friend emailed it to me, but i couldn't get a pic to fit in.... :(

Tortuosa - NO.borrowers - frozen banana daquiri (by the litre of course) is great.

Paula,

Well i hadn't read them & i think they're great. abit like reading the newspapers - who would want to live :eek:thanks for the smile.cheers

thnk you wm.looking forward to 2008.cheers

7310!!!I don't usually play these games either - but there is something addictive about this one - at least the cute little bunny doesn't appear to be injured at any point by all his misses!Anyone got much past the first bird???

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice...

Oh my dear lord what a scream it would be to work with people like this, I wouldn't want to go home! :D Helen.xxx.

thanks LoL, will miss ya loads, take care have a great time at christmas and new year xx

Hey BM, watch out for the special version tuned for Subarus, (also works on Porche Cayenne Turbos)